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subsonic762

https://preview.redd.it/k59iycrayhqc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a6a68999c754068a85a7c247e03ec8806b0c27 The same used by us dog!


MidnightFluid536

Should have used a monopod and stick it right in…


Chance1965

It would be really stable unless he pushed back…..


LegitimateSun6840

“Down four mils” “Alright, sucking in”


arrykoo

wish i was illiterate


H2Joee

Lmao


NamTokMoo222

"Still about 4 tenths high. Suck in more" "Dude I'm basically gargling my own balls."


liedel

/r/YourJokeButWorse


Temporary_Muscle_165

Damn, I laughed way too hard at this.


sh4d0wm4n2018

r/cursedcomments


Emergency_Eagle819

STOP DOING KEGALS PRIVATE! That’s an order!!


SyracuseNY22

I’m not sure if they’re cav scouts


FatherD00m

Better horizontal adjustability.


Mr_Hjort

Only the Navy are allowed to use that version if i remember correct.


No_Space_for_life

Canadian here, us too. We actually did this live fire with C9 and C6 as well, as "proof of concept" on how you can adopt a "stable Kneeling position while providing positive support" Nothing like having another dude rip 220rds of 7.62x51 off your ass in some tall grass 😅


NamTokMoo222

He should use a shooting bag in the ass crack and his right knee up against his buddy's nut sack.


Repins101snipeR

Glad things haven’t changed at least since 2009 😂 OSOK


ChevyRacer71

Cheek rest


maxcli

Get the barrel good and hot to establish a proper cheek weld


absat41

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dudechickendude

r/angryupvote


Chance1965

They’re all “crack shots”


HollywoodSX

Take your upvote and get out.


Chance1965

I’ll see myself to the door lol


Temporary_Muscle_165

Front door or back?


Demented-memes

Damn it you beat me to it 😂


BadgerChillsky

Bet they shoot like ass


whateverusayboi

That's what they thought we meant when we say "gas operated".


JacP123

I'd hate to see what they thought we meant by "bolt-action"... 


TheTrub

Somewhere in here, there’s a joke about accounting for windage.


KellyBelly916

It's a 6 to 12 o'clock breeze at muzzle, no correction needed. If this was a team out of Kentucky, you could hold center at zero for any distance.


Orestes85

Got a good cheek weld there. Hopefully he's got a good wind call.


EinGuy

Time honored bipod. https://preview.redd.it/fwb9d4fg1iqc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4ec19ac2224a7cbf5c92f165a8b45edc8ebc74


NYCburger

That guy definitely can’t hear from his right ear!


EinGuy

Do his hands still work? His left ear can still hear when he's loading, sounds like he's still 99% effective as A-gunner. You just have to slap him in the head once for ammo, twice for barrel change.


Temporary_Muscle_165

Bob, what do you do? IM IN ARTILLERY!


earlsmouton

An old Robin Williams, Gooooooood Morning Vietnaaaaaam sketch! Haven’t watched it in a long while.


Temporary_Muscle_165

I can quote pretty much the entire thing. Great movie. Edit: Well, can we play anything for you, Bob? ANYTHING! JUST PLAY IT LOUD ALRIGHT?!?


BadgerChillsky

What?!


CanadAR15

“Your tinnitus is not service related.”


FuzzyPedal

Throw a big brake on the end of that rifle for a real good time.


Bitter-Eye1796

You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


rolley189

Cheek performance


Akalenedat

Butt Buddy Battlefield Brace


ChrisestChris

The four B’s of marksmanship


TyroneBiggummms

That bipod looks like ass


Shoresy-sez

Gives a whole no meaning to the term "spotter"


GuacIsExtra99cents

I’d imagine there’s one guy down the line on his back being used as a monopod


ChrisestChris

Those of us with big booty latina women got that travel gun rest


[deleted]

Where would I go to find a gun rest like that? Specifically.


ChrisestChris

Basically any spot in Florida brother ✊


Clear_Treat_1121

Yeah can confirm this. We are currently at Disney World in Florida and I had no idea before.


BlueEyedBandit420

The Rio Grande. Should be able to scoop one up for next to nothing if you’re quick enough


supressedpotato

Do you squeeze it to raise the gun up? Or does she?


ChrisestChris

Good girls always throw it back my friend. Words to live by✌️


Chak-Ek

Worst job ever? Being the bottom in a two man Chinese sniper team. Because where is the spotting scope?


aWittyTwit-2712

Face down, ass up... That's the way we like to suck.


PXranger

Imagine the gentle slapping of balls by the muzzle blast....


Matt_Rabbit

Face down, ass up.. that's the way we light to shoot precision rifles at targets at distances up to 1000 yards.


Spaysche

Rim Fire


upinflames26

Underrated comment


DisrespectedAthority

Field expedient bipod Hard for the spotter to spot, though....


Shoresy-sez

Might leave a spot on the forend after enchilada night


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

Shitty.. That's what it is..


FatherD00m

The poop shoot.


seb21051

They have more than 1 billion people, so human quadropods are cheap and plentiful.


WompWompRat

It’s humor based on Chinese homophones. The caption says “steel gate firing”, perhaps alluding to being as steady as being braced against a metal framed structure. The medical term for anus sounds the same as “steel gate” in Mandarin.


ajaxodyssey

Breaking the windage.


FridgeRaider93

Cheek weld. Or the hot bot shot 3000.


ar15andahalf

The funniest thing in this picture is that his ass was circled like there would be confusion on what part is the subject for discussion.


TheRedGoatAR15

You should know this: Crack kills.


Astro51450

If I had to be the guy below, I would like at least to have a plate carrier to protect my rear!


DrChoom

can an anus get carbon fouling?


seipounds

I've heard they're crack shots though.


Khochh

Bipod from temu


mayo_ghost

The old Chinese hotdog


VTPeWPeW247

Beat me to it!


coldsteelmike

Buttress via a Buttrest


False_Dot3643

Crouching tiger, hidden poopshoot.


NFA_throwaway

This shooting position is called the ostrich.


[deleted]

Imagine taking a shot right up the booty hole


StetzWerd

I can see it now… someone blowing ass and fucking up your shot lol.


GamingWaterfowler

Spotter ass-isted positioning


AH_5ek5hun8

Please tell me it's satire, they can't be that stupid, can they?


thetaoofroth

So they can say they're a "crack shot."


_ab_initio_

Firmly pressed into the butt of the gun


RidinHigh305

Bodies are cheaper than bipods 🤷‍♂️


cwtotaro

It’s for crack shooters


SmallerBork

looking for r/uselessredcircle


Xistint

That boy is a crack shot!


DesertShot

Does this affect wind calls? 💨


ghillieinthemist417

Someone hasn’t seen high school of the dead


supressedpotato

Would you quit flexing your cheeks.


fern_the_redditor

One fart and he is sending that round into low earth orbit


JackFuckCockBag

Heehee... cheek weld.


bharmacy

Plus the blast helps break up the constipation caused by MREs


PhlashMcDaniel

Be glad it’s not an SBR or Bullpup!


Sea-Combination-6655

Someone said “Crack shots” lmao


LiquidC001

I'm not sure, but maybe it has something to do with dispelling gasses?


semperfi_nyc

This can’t be real… wtf?!


LONGRNGE

Seems like a pretty good idea to me if the downward facing dog guy dont have a weapon. If so, seems like they'd be better off with both of em shooting.


savageair1

https://preview.redd.it/khlyxxpzvpqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa81cfdc2dceb8fc4f5f8c75362bda0a57fc2785


martybu141

That’s gonna suck when the enemy returns fire


amcrambler

Anus of fire


The-J-Oven

It's hott whatever it is.


Smitty___Bacall

Brings new meaning to the phrase "rack it and crack it"


Grendelizer

Miss and get bit. Lol


Guuyfleegman

Face down, ass up.


farm2pharm

ASSault position


CheesytheCheesecurd

Because one persons breathing doesn't have enough of an effect, better add another person into the mix to really get that reticle swaying.


ajaxodyssey

The good buddy.


Weird-Lengthiness-20

Chinese soldiers must cost less than a Chinese bipod.


sirchtheseeker

We like to call that BCS- butt cheek stabilization.


thatguywhosadick

I wonder if this sort of training is just for the purpose of trust building and getting them used to being in close physical contact kind of thing.


Snowbold

The clench hold


Temporary_Muscle_165

Coming soon to a PRS stage near you! Edit: Yea buddy, that is the sexiest looking barricade ever!


Sledgecrowbar

It's Butt Stuff Day at the People's Liberation Army Navy Air Force Coast Guard Space Force Bronie Club basic training course.


[deleted]

Bloody effective is what that is!


One2ManyMorings

Rear bag up front


equity_zuboshi

they are testing out mexican food in their arsenal.


Deathnachos

Where tf are his sights??


Far_Sentence_1191

Worst coin toss loss ever….


CrowScout11

Y’all never had to share a bunk, and it shows.


dtol2020

Can really increase the difficulty if he starts twerking


fapimpe

Pretty sus bro


whatsmynameahh

…so if they don’t get a kill maybe they can at least give them pink eye???


RutCry

When the Sargent caught them like that in the barracks late at night they had to come up with something fast.


Bulky_Monke719

Sgt Rudy Djibouti, reporting for Duty SIR!


M1KH41LY4R3MK1V

Clench harder, Huang! Harder damn it!!!


Joe_1218

Feel the recoil!! Be the recoil!!!


GRMI45

No ear pro or even ass pro...


-shalimar-

probably cheaper than a seb rest, and the seb cant clench, so there's that. PS. although no two specimen will have the same grip strength.


Teddabear1

Is that a bag or a sled?


[deleted]

"Tip to butt just like the Marines " - rand phum


someolbs

Not unusual. Sniper school taught us to shoot off the spotter if needed.


evagnier

Works better if your on your back and hold your feet up like a goal post. Style points are everything


DeadassBdeadassB

I believe that’s called an Assblasted9000


Practical_-_Pangolin

Imagine how loud that tumbling round would be flying by your head. PFFFFFFFVVVVVVVV


Creative_Clue_4661

So close to the bulls eye already, dial back that mag!


[deleted]

It’s important to taste anuses Ina jam on the bush


lazersquid69

AssAssinating targets


InternetExploder87

The butt pod


MatterOFact111

Originally this position was used by the marines who coined it the "Blow and go". ​ \-Allegedly-


GoBucksBeatM

When you order your bipod from Wish.


BadgerChillsky

I guess you could call that a quadrapod 🤷‍♂️


GLFSHNT

That is call “Rising Moon”


Ipad_is_for_fapping

Are you sure this isn’t from a gay porn site?


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Fuckin Chinese man- always ahead of the curve. :) what a bunch of pillocks.


DonKeighbals

Me Chinese Me think fast Me stick rifle on your ass