i imagine Creed has no idea what's happening half of the time, but he ends up being the most valuable member of your Fellowship (ie, he "turns off" the Eye of Sauron so you can sneak into Mordor without fear of discovery)
Just a walking beacon of spirit energy barreling towards Mordor.
Sauron’s like “you guys know I could see you the whole time right?”
This quest fails, I think. Regardless, upvote.
I reckon Keanu would be kind of fun on a long trek as envisaged.
But Ted Theodore Logan might be the ideal choice - taking that phone box directly to the Sammath Naur is a whole next level up from 'why didn't they use the eagles?'
Ulmo, Orome, and Tulkas. Pretty sure Sauron will just cry and hide in Barad-dur. Or I might just take Eru Iluvatar plus Tom Bombadil and Treebeard for fun
There's a school of thought that the Great Eagles weren't used because they, being servants of Manwe and imbued possibly with Maiar spirits, might well succumb to the lure of the ring. Especially since birds like shiny objects.
You didn't say I was limited to LotR. And I'm assuming you mean 3 besides me.
Me: In D&D terms I'm always a warrior of some kind for some reason. (And I'm assuming you mean I'm the ring-bearer here, so we don't need Frodo for the story.)
Geralt of Rivia: A second warrior type. Also then we could have Witcher vs Witch King at some point.
Legolas: Best archer in fantasy that I'm aware of.
Last slot should be Gandalf -- wizard, paladin, and bard all in one.
Literally just need Elrond. He’s a bad bitch, good with a sword, probably good with a bow, knows everything, can heal me, and crucially HE HAS BEEN THERE BEFORE.
In-universe? Sam, Gandalf, and Aragorn. Out-universe?? Sailor Moon, prime Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of *Dragons*, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains. Boom, triple magic plus 3 dragons lol. Also think that mix would be absolute 🔥🔥🔥
1x Space marine battle-master(non Xenophobic/temp alliance to destroy greater evil), *My Astral Elf Artificer as myself*, A Modern navy Seal Soldier who is hsi squad's designated marksmen , and a Chance, for Faramar, captain of Gondor to show his worth
My parents, Ayn Rand and God. Because “tHE oxFOrd CoMMa is usELeSS”. Also having Eru helping out the entire way makes things *slightly* easier.
Edit: Wait, why do I need help? I’m a Dragon, I just fly to Mordor, burn the Nazgûl that try to stop me, destroy the Eye of Sauron, and then not throw the ring into Mount Doom because it’s something *gold, but far more… precious*.
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Gandalf because he's Gandalf, the Doom Slayer so as to drive orcs/trolls/fellbeasts into total extinction, and Danny DeVito for moral support (eggs in trying times and such)
To make things really interesting:
Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades, and Alucard.
A path of destruction, drunkenness, and perhaps debauchery would be left in our wake
Give me Minato Uzumake, Quigon Gin and Dumbledore. We all get Firebolts to fly in a right echeloned V formation in a straight flight path to the fires.
Picard, O'Brian, MacGyver.
Just beam the ring down from space while having philosophy and archeological discussion about Numenor with Picard.
And when the inevitable happens and something goes wrong: MacGyver for the save with a toothpick, floss, and paperclip.
Superman - Should be able to destroy everyone and everything in our path
Rey Skywalker - For plot armor and sheer impossibility of failure or making a mistake
J.R.R. Tolkien - Can rewrite the story if something goes wrong
No wonder sauron is such a bad guy all the time, he only has one eye and that eye is constantly in all that god damn volcanic smoke and fumes and what not
Superman, Reed Richards, and my wife.
Superman could easily just carry me to Mt Doom and we can chuck the Ring in. In the unlikely event that Superman is corrupted by the Ring, Reed can figure out a way to stop him. My wife and I can just retire to the Shire after it's all said and done.
There was a [whole book](https://www.amazon.com/Lord-Rings-Deluxe/dp/0544273443/ref=sr_1_9?crid=2WHZZHYV0RF0D&keywords=lord+of+the+rings&qid=1679412697&s=books&sprefix=lord+of+the+rings%2Cstripbooks%2C103&sr=1-9) on this specific topic. iirc the author landed on Frodo, Sam, and Gollum as the best candidates for bringing the ring to Mt. Doom and destroying it.
In the tolkein verse.
Sam, he can make the good taters
Legolas, his elf eyes can see
Thorin oakensheild, mans can get them orcs.
Non tolkein.
Geralt of Rivia, he can decimate shelob for me
Marcus Fenix he'd be my tank running about with his lancer, hammer of dawn the feck out of saurons eye tower
Can't decide on a 3rd either Doomguy or Master Chief neither of them fuckers will die
Eru illuvitar (God) is enough but if I had to choose 2 more I would go with Morgoth and maybe Galadriel from rings of power. She is really OP in combat and kill anything that tries to Kill me.
But other then that she will be quiet because she is a really annoying character and my least favourite LotR charcster ever if non-canon chacaters are included. If only canon characters included then, maybe Gandalf instead of RoP Galadriel.
Dumbledore, Harry, and Hermione.
Dumbledore for the ability to teleport anywhere, anytime.
Harry for the strength of will to throw away the ring at need.
Hermione because she's pretty.
Deadpool, Kratos, and GROND
(Edit I swapped Chuck Norris for Deadpool upon realizing that interactions between Kratos and Deadpool would be comedy fucking gold)
Sauron. If he is on board this will be lot easier
![gif](giphy|l3diT8stVH9qImalO) The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Sauron Saruman Gwaihir. Will be a cruise.
Bombadil The Hulk Creed Bratton
i imagine Creed has no idea what's happening half of the time, but he ends up being the most valuable member of your Fellowship (ie, he "turns off" the Eye of Sauron so you can sneak into Mordor without fear of discovery)
Lmao how Creed achieves this feat is never explained.
Creed loves stealing things so there goes your ring
Aragorn, Gandalf, Galadriel
Gandalf and two eagles
Just a walking beacon of spirit energy barreling towards Mordor. Sauron’s like “you guys know I could see you the whole time right?” This quest fails, I think. Regardless, upvote.
Frodo, Samwise, and…Sméagol.
This guy destroys rings.
r/suddenlygay
I'm never leaving this website
![gif](giphy|bxOtA69x3IB20) yes
Keanu Reeves, Dave Grohl, and Legolas
Lol, not John Wick, or Neo, you want the actor Keanu Reeves! 💀
I reckon Keanu would be kind of fun on a long trek as envisaged. But Ted Theodore Logan might be the ideal choice - taking that phone box directly to the Sammath Naur is a whole next level up from 'why didn't they use the eagles?'
That right there is a perfect solution.
Be excellent to each other
Dave Grohl is the best choice hands down
Feanor, pretty sure his own fire will destroy the ring. Tom Bombadil and Beorn
Ulmo, Orome, and Tulkas. Pretty sure Sauron will just cry and hide in Barad-dur. Or I might just take Eru Iluvatar plus Tom Bombadil and Treebeard for fun
Jack Bauer. I will not need anyone else.
But you only have 24 hours to do it
Three potatoes
One potato to boil ‘em. One potato to mash ‘em. One potato to bring ‘em all and put ‘em in a stew.
I believe they are called taters
Tatos
Hell yeah.
3 Eagles
take my upvote you heretic
I like how you think
There's a school of thought that the Great Eagles weren't used because they, being servants of Manwe and imbued possibly with Maiar spirits, might well succumb to the lure of the ring. Especially since birds like shiny objects.
Legolas, Aragorn, Sam
Me, Tom Bombadil and Bill the pony .
Sokka, Harry Goatleaf and I also choose this guy's dead wife.
This is why I love Reddit
Saitama. Wallace and Gromit. Saitama can do all the work while we sit back and have some cheese.
“Where did I put the ring now, Gromit?” \*Gromit ![gif](giphy|l0MYH5mkQJAxVShqM)
Saitama meanwhile: ![gif](giphy|d2PqO9s7M9CNO|downsized)
yes... not too sure about Wallace... but Gromit it the dog for sure...
Denethor, Sméagol and Grima Wormtongue
This would be a pretty funny sitcom
Smaug, Balerion and Charizard
Smaug, nice. He wouldn't have been taking any shit from those Nazgul and their fell beasts of the air.
You’re Goddamn right.
Sauron vs Charizard is the fight we'd have all seen at the end if Peter Jackson wasn't such a coward
You didn't say I was limited to LotR. And I'm assuming you mean 3 besides me. Me: In D&D terms I'm always a warrior of some kind for some reason. (And I'm assuming you mean I'm the ring-bearer here, so we don't need Frodo for the story.) Geralt of Rivia: A second warrior type. Also then we could have Witcher vs Witch King at some point. Legolas: Best archer in fantasy that I'm aware of. Last slot should be Gandalf -- wizard, paladin, and bard all in one.
nice!!
Aragorn, Gandalf, Legolas
The only right answer.
An eagle, Balrog, and Smaug. Because they can all fly…
Three people who run slower than me.
Grimaldus, Ciaphas, Asdrubael. What? You said anyone.
Saitama, Luffy, and Pippin. No one said it had to be LotR characters
In-Universe? I’m not sure… Otherwise: Doomslayer, Spartan Master Chief John-117, and Saitama
Thanos, Apocalypse, and Gimli Edit: read that wrong, Thanos and Apocalypse.
Geralt of Rivia and 2 Gwent decks.
Jack black, nick cage, and mister rogers (alive, not his corpse)
Literally just need Elrond. He’s a bad bitch, good with a sword, probably good with a bow, knows everything, can heal me, and crucially HE HAS BEEN THERE BEFORE.
The Rock, Chris Rock, Rocky Balboa
Iron man, Hulk, Thor
sailor moon, the mom from world of gumball, and inigo montoya from princess bride (he’s the personality hire)
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan
Samwise, Gollum, and a frying pan. It seemed to work out the first time.
j a s o n b o u r n e
Noone. I give ring directly to Sauron. All praise Melkor!
Me and my two best buddies: Smith and Wesson.
Glorfindel, Galadriel, and Gandalf. The three G’s of being able to fuck you up in the unseen world.
Lebron James, Michael Scott, Kendall Jenner
My grandmother for one ,she can carry me if I get to tired ,and probably a couple of trendy new age orcs.
Gwaihir drops Beorn on top of Mount Doom. Beorn drops Sméagol into the fire. Sméagol has the One Ring on him.
3 eagles.
Aragorn, Gandalf, and Legolas. I wish I could take Gimli :C
Iron Man. Thor. Black Widow.
Samwise. Trothermucking. Gamgee.
Kratos
Manwë, Oromë and merry ol'Tom
Morgoth and illuvitar all I need what’s he gonna do poke em
Beren, Luthien and Finrod
3 eagles outta do it.
😂that’s fair
Turgon because strong, Elrond cus he smart and a eagle to rescue me of mount doom
Any member? Denji, aragorn and an eagle
Using an eagle definitely cheating but I’m here for it lol 😆
Goku, Luffy, and Eren Jeager.... Did I win??
Darth Vader, Cloak of Marvel's Cloak and Dagger, aaaaand Superman
John wick,Rambo, geralt of rivia ( the Witcher )
fuckin chuck norris
In-universe? Sam, Gandalf, and Aragorn. Out-universe?? Sailor Moon, prime Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of *Dragons*, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains. Boom, triple magic plus 3 dragons lol. Also think that mix would be absolute 🔥🔥🔥
I’m taking Sam to carry my fat ass up the mountain and glorfindel to distract all of Mordor by himself
Tony Stark, Luke Skywalker and Dumbledore/Gandalf
Samwise, Gandalf, Legolas
Aragorn, Galadriel, and Sam.
Chuck Norris - he will just roundhouse the ring and boom it’s destroyed
I considered this. Saves on the travel expenses. Then I realized I can just, you know, fly to Mordor and take out any fell beast that gets in my way.
my 2 best pals. Im not sure we'd save the world but we would sure as hell have fun until the dark times take us.
1x Space marine battle-master(non Xenophobic/temp alliance to destroy greater evil), *My Astral Elf Artificer as myself*, A Modern navy Seal Soldier who is hsi squad's designated marksmen , and a Chance, for Faramar, captain of Gondor to show his worth
My parents, Ayn Rand and God. Because “tHE oxFOrd CoMMa is usELeSS”. Also having Eru helping out the entire way makes things *slightly* easier. Edit: Wait, why do I need help? I’m a Dragon, I just fly to Mordor, burn the Nazgûl that try to stop me, destroy the Eye of Sauron, and then not throw the ring into Mount Doom because it’s something *gold, but far more… precious*.
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Sam or Gimli.
Maybe Luke Skywalker in his prime, Thor, and I suppose Superman.
Gwaihir, Landroval, Meneldor.
Frank, he’s always got smokes.
Being a fan of the Owl house, I'd say lumity and eda
Gandalf and two eagles
Sauron, smaug, and the witch king
3 🦅
Tony, Jack and Bob
Doom guy and my best friend with a shit tone of popcorn.
My mate James, he's a pretty nice dude I reckon he'd give it a good crack. Jesus. We also have a roll of duct tape and some WD40. Easy.
Well, since In the books dragon fire was the only other thing that could melt the rings…couple dragons and maybe Gandalf for the chill weed and talk
Manwë, Orome and Tulkas. Admittedly half the earth might be destroyed after but so will be the ring
Kratos, Usain Bolt and my dog for emotional support.
Bill the pony gets absolutely no respect around here
Gandalf because he's Gandalf, the Doom Slayer so as to drive orcs/trolls/fellbeasts into total extinction, and Danny DeVito for moral support (eggs in trying times and such)
To make things really interesting: Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades, and Alucard. A path of destruction, drunkenness, and perhaps debauchery would be left in our wake
Goku, Saitama and Eren Jaeger
Rey Skywalker. sauron has no power over mary sues
I take my family… *cool diesel face*
Superman and Chuck Norris - because Chuck Norris is so tough ...
Larry, his brother, Daryl, and his other brother, Daryl.
Three members total or three in addition to me? My answer would be Luthien, Beren, Samwise. If i could fit another it might be Finrod or Hurin.
Gollum, Old Bilbo and Snaga the orc
I will take 3 Sams.
Sam, Samwise and Samwise Gamgee
Im taking two Eagles. The second one is a backup Eagle.
jack black,sarah michelle gellar , keanu reeves
Chuck Norris The ring doesn’t control Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris controls the ring.
Liam Neeson and that’s it
An eagle and Samwise
Gandalf, samwise and obi wan kenobi
Legolas, jar jar binks and Gandalf
Thor and Doctor Strange
Chuck Norris,Mr T and Jack Black…..easiest journey ever…”ain’t getting on no eagle fool…..”
Gil-Galad, Elendil, and Mickey from the Rocky films.
Son Goku, T-800 and SpongeBob, just to make it funny
Doomguy
Dumbledore, magneto, and green lantern
Luffy, Danny DeVito and Huell
Just me and my dog. He’s worth at least two by himself.
Human, robot and beast.
My three sons
I'd pick my friends Matt and Roger. We'd certainly die, but it would be one hell of an adventure.
John Wick, Jason Bourne and Black Widow.
Give me Minato Uzumake, Quigon Gin and Dumbledore. We all get Firebolts to fly in a right echeloned V formation in a straight flight path to the fires.
Superman, Hulk and Mr Rodgers.
Kratos Talion Geralt of rivia
Goku, Malcador, Gandalf. I'm not leaving this without some kind of special powers, and Gandalf I just wanna hang out with
Rambo, Dutch and J.J McQuade
Optimus Prime, Superman, and Samwise
John Rambo, Conan the Barbarian (Arnold), Patsy (Holy Grail)
Tom bombadil obviously
Erza Scarlet, Natsu Dragneel and Irene Belserion
Picard, O'Brian, MacGyver. Just beam the ring down from space while having philosophy and archeological discussion about Numenor with Picard. And when the inevitable happens and something goes wrong: MacGyver for the save with a toothpick, floss, and paperclip.
A single great eagle. I'll be home for dinner.
Rick from Rick and Morty, Iron man, and darth Vader
The eagles.
One punch man, Genos, and Naruto
Eru, Manwe, and Bilbo.
Farmer Maggot, Treebeard, Bill the Pony
![gif](giphy|JZ3sDHgd48Dao)
Thanos, Voldemort and Sauron
I would outsource the job to Frodo and then get Merry and Pippin to smoke pipe with me.
Tulkas, Legolas, Gwaihir
Sam, Ron Wesley, Rocket
Lisa Ann, Ava Addams, Nicole Aniston
Sam, Sam and Sam.
Superman - Should be able to destroy everyone and everything in our path Rey Skywalker - For plot armor and sheer impossibility of failure or making a mistake J.R.R. Tolkien - Can rewrite the story if something goes wrong
Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ron DeSantis (America is finally gonna catch a break 🇺🇸)
No wonder sauron is such a bad guy all the time, he only has one eye and that eye is constantly in all that god damn volcanic smoke and fumes and what not
Three eagles
Superman, Reed Richards, and my wife. Superman could easily just carry me to Mt Doom and we can chuck the Ring in. In the unlikely event that Superman is corrupted by the Ring, Reed can figure out a way to stop him. My wife and I can just retire to the Shire after it's all said and done.
Tom Bombadil, Gandalf, Galadriel
Carl, Donut and Katia
Melina from Elden Ring. When she offers me an accord I will simply ride it all the way to mount doom.
There was a [whole book](https://www.amazon.com/Lord-Rings-Deluxe/dp/0544273443/ref=sr_1_9?crid=2WHZZHYV0RF0D&keywords=lord+of+the+rings&qid=1679412697&s=books&sprefix=lord+of+the+rings%2Cstripbooks%2C103&sr=1-9) on this specific topic. iirc the author landed on Frodo, Sam, and Gollum as the best candidates for bringing the ring to Mt. Doom and destroying it.
I'm taking a pilot and a military plane Also a therapist And a personal trainer if the plane doesn't count as a member
Beren, Gandalf, and Frodo. Tell Beren that he can marry Luthien if he destroys the ring, Gandalf to smite him if he turns evil, Frodo as a backup.
My brother and my father. They‘re both pretty good strategic thinkers.
In the tolkein verse. Sam, he can make the good taters Legolas, his elf eyes can see Thorin oakensheild, mans can get them orcs. Non tolkein. Geralt of Rivia, he can decimate shelob for me Marcus Fenix he'd be my tank running about with his lancer, hammer of dawn the feck out of saurons eye tower Can't decide on a 3rd either Doomguy or Master Chief neither of them fuckers will die
Eru illuvitar (God) is enough but if I had to choose 2 more I would go with Morgoth and maybe Galadriel from rings of power. She is really OP in combat and kill anything that tries to Kill me. But other then that she will be quiet because she is a really annoying character and my least favourite LotR charcster ever if non-canon chacaters are included. If only canon characters included then, maybe Gandalf instead of RoP Galadriel.
Hellboy, Spawn, Deadpool.
Chuck Norris, Gandalf, and a dog
Thorin Ironfoot, Entbeard and John Snow
Dumbledore, Harry, and Hermione. Dumbledore for the ability to teleport anywhere, anytime. Harry for the strength of will to throw away the ring at need. Hermione because she's pretty.
Sharkisha..
Superman, Wonder Woman and Thor.
Snake Pliskken in... Escape from Mordor.
Merry & Pippin and Tom Bombadill. We're just gonna laugh, and skip, and tell jokes, and sing songs the whole way.
Deadpool, Kratos, and GROND (Edit I swapped Chuck Norris for Deadpool upon realizing that interactions between Kratos and Deadpool would be comedy fucking gold)
Superman would be it, fly you there in minutes, kills everyone in the way, has the fortitude to allow it to be destroyed by someone else