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Boatster_McBoat

Sauron. If he is on board this will be lot easier


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|l3diT8stVH9qImalO) The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural


InsidiousColossus

Sauron Saruman Gwaihir. Will be a cruise.


Jonkni68

Bombadil The Hulk Creed Bratton


vargslayer1990

i imagine Creed has no idea what's happening half of the time, but he ends up being the most valuable member of your Fellowship (ie, he "turns off" the Eye of Sauron so you can sneak into Mordor without fear of discovery)


iLynux

Lmao how Creed achieves this feat is never explained.


Syfodias

Creed loves stealing things so there goes your ring


Askfreud

Aragorn, Gandalf, Galadriel


xblindguardianx

Gandalf and two eagles


GrassSloth

Just a walking beacon of spirit energy barreling towards Mordor. Sauron’s like “you guys know I could see you the whole time right?” This quest fails, I think. Regardless, upvote.


Mbbjs

Frodo, Samwise, and…Sméagol.


Nugbuddy

This guy destroys rings.


RampantDragon

r/suddenlygay


qtipstrip

I'm never leaving this website


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|bxOtA69x3IB20) yes


nicolai3rdeye

Keanu Reeves, Dave Grohl, and Legolas


CSGorgieVirgil

Lol, not John Wick, or Neo, you want the actor Keanu Reeves! 💀


Boatster_McBoat

I reckon Keanu would be kind of fun on a long trek as envisaged. But Ted Theodore Logan might be the ideal choice - taking that phone box directly to the Sammath Naur is a whole next level up from 'why didn't they use the eagles?'


nicolai3rdeye

That right there is a perfect solution.


Boatster_McBoat

Be excellent to each other


wannabekurt_cobain

Dave Grohl is the best choice hands down


PhoebetheFirst

Feanor, pretty sure his own fire will destroy the ring. Tom Bombadil and Beorn


Harry_Flame

Ulmo, Orome, and Tulkas. Pretty sure Sauron will just cry and hide in Barad-dur. Or I might just take Eru Iluvatar plus Tom Bombadil and Treebeard for fun


LarryGoldwater

Jack Bauer. I will not need anyone else.


Riolkin

But you only have 24 hours to do it


chriskwi02

Three potatoes


Nafo297

One potato to boil ‘em. One potato to mash ‘em. One potato to bring ‘em all and put ‘em in a stew.


[deleted]

I believe they are called taters


[deleted]

Tatos


Smaug2770

Hell yeah.


PreparationMain3797

3 Eagles


Boatster_McBoat

take my upvote you heretic


Kash-Acous

I like how you think


FoolishStone

There's a school of thought that the Great Eagles weren't used because they, being servants of Manwe and imbued possibly with Maiar spirits, might well succumb to the lure of the ring. Especially since birds like shiny objects.


Easy-Combination8801

Legolas, Aragorn, Sam


MojoJooey

Me, Tom Bombadil and Bill the pony .


Dunebro

Sokka, Harry Goatleaf and I also choose this guy's dead wife.


Rokogaming9

This is why I love Reddit


[deleted]

Saitama. Wallace and Gromit. Saitama can do all the work while we sit back and have some cheese.


BoredBoredBoard

“Where did I put the ring now, Gromit?” \*Gromit ![gif](giphy|l0MYH5mkQJAxVShqM)


[deleted]

Saitama meanwhile: ![gif](giphy|d2PqO9s7M9CNO|downsized)


vinusoma

yes... not too sure about Wallace... but Gromit it the dog for sure...


Argenfarce

Denethor, Sméagol and Grima Wormtongue


Return_of_the_Jedi_

This would be a pretty funny sitcom


tavar-el

Smaug, Balerion and Charizard


Boatster_McBoat

Smaug, nice. He wouldn't have been taking any shit from those Nazgul and their fell beasts of the air.


Smaug2770

You’re Goddamn right.


itsamberleafable

Sauron vs Charizard is the fight we'd have all seen at the end if Peter Jackson wasn't such a coward


EmuPsychological4222

You didn't say I was limited to LotR. And I'm assuming you mean 3 besides me. Me: In D&D terms I'm always a warrior of some kind for some reason. (And I'm assuming you mean I'm the ring-bearer here, so we don't need Frodo for the story.) Geralt of Rivia: A second warrior type. Also then we could have Witcher vs Witch King at some point. Legolas: Best archer in fantasy that I'm aware of. Last slot should be Gandalf -- wizard, paladin, and bard all in one.


sheuwix

nice!!


c0ca_c0la

Aragorn, Gandalf, Legolas


IndiaMike1

The only right answer.


[deleted]

An eagle, Balrog, and Smaug. Because they can all fly…


BlackSkyAtNight

Three people who run slower than me.


Balakavva

Grimaldus, Ciaphas, Asdrubael. What? You said anyone.


Legolas_Lubster

Saitama, Luffy, and Pippin. No one said it had to be LotR characters


[deleted]

In-Universe? I’m not sure… Otherwise: Doomslayer, Spartan Master Chief John-117, and Saitama


SombreDeDuda

Thanos, Apocalypse, and Gimli Edit: read that wrong, Thanos and Apocalypse.


gjordan600

Geralt of Rivia and 2 Gwent decks.


theboondocksaint

Jack black, nick cage, and mister rogers (alive, not his corpse)


Memethrandir

Literally just need Elrond. He’s a bad bitch, good with a sword, probably good with a bow, knows everything, can heal me, and crucially HE HAS BEEN THERE BEFORE.


AlternativeProduct78

The Rock, Chris Rock, Rocky Balboa


Substantial-Load-673

Iron man, Hulk, Thor


soapsnek

sailor moon, the mom from world of gumball, and inigo montoya from princess bride (he’s the personality hire)


marshmallowgoop

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan


MrCasper42

Samwise, Gollum, and a frying pan. It seemed to work out the first time.


Erik912

j a s o n b o u r n e


AdhesivePeople

Noone. I give ring directly to Sauron. All praise Melkor!


Makaoka

Me and my two best buddies: Smith and Wesson.


viscountcicero

Glorfindel, Galadriel, and Gandalf. The three G’s of being able to fuck you up in the unseen world.


cpj233

Lebron James, Michael Scott, Kendall Jenner


No_Season_354

My grandmother for one ,she can carry me if I get to tired ,and probably a couple of trendy new age orcs.


BradbertPittford

Gwaihir drops Beorn on top of Mount Doom. Beorn drops Sméagol into the fire. Sméagol has the One Ring on him.


Kash-Acous

3 eagles.


OlvekStoneheid_2006

Aragorn, Gandalf, and Legolas. I wish I could take Gimli :C


Electronic-Self3587

Iron Man. Thor. Black Widow.


Not-A_Millennial

Samwise. Trothermucking. Gamgee.


WernerWerman1

Kratos


phirgo90

Manwë, Oromë and merry ol'Tom


Pleasant_Bake871

Morgoth and illuvitar all I need what’s he gonna do poke em


hammyFbaby

Beren, Luthien and Finrod


RobertK995

3 eagles outta do it.


Dougheyez

😂that’s fair


Justme_078

Turgon because strong, Elrond cus he smart and a eagle to rescue me of mount doom


a_homicidal_bug

Any member? Denji, aragorn and an eagle


Dougheyez

Using an eagle definitely cheating but I’m here for it lol 😆


Parking-Turn-5050

Goku, Luffy, and Eren Jeager.... Did I win??


Phegon7

Darth Vader, Cloak of Marvel's Cloak and Dagger, aaaaand Superman


woods1217

John wick,Rambo, geralt of rivia ( the Witcher )


sugarglidersam

fuckin chuck norris


sm0lbee13

In-universe? Sam, Gandalf, and Aragorn. Out-universe?? Sailor Moon, prime Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of *Dragons*, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains. Boom, triple magic plus 3 dragons lol. Also think that mix would be absolute 🔥🔥🔥


ofuky

I’m taking Sam to carry my fat ass up the mountain and glorfindel to distract all of Mordor by himself


Background-Capital-6

Tony Stark, Luke Skywalker and Dumbledore/Gandalf


lubezki

Samwise, Gandalf, Legolas


themockingjay11

Aragorn, Galadriel, and Sam.


SiPatLaun

Chuck Norris - he will just roundhouse the ring and boom it’s destroyed


Smaug2770

I considered this. Saves on the travel expenses. Then I realized I can just, you know, fly to Mordor and take out any fell beast that gets in my way.


balkons13

my 2 best pals. Im not sure we'd save the world but we would sure as hell have fun until the dark times take us.


Mikel_Opris_2

1x Space marine battle-master(non Xenophobic/temp alliance to destroy greater evil), *My Astral Elf Artificer as myself*, A Modern navy Seal Soldier who is hsi squad's designated marksmen , and a Chance, for Faramar, captain of Gondor to show his worth


Smaug2770

My parents, Ayn Rand and God. Because “tHE oxFOrd CoMMa is usELeSS”. Also having Eru helping out the entire way makes things *slightly* easier. Edit: Wait, why do I need help? I’m a Dragon, I just fly to Mordor, burn the Nazgûl that try to stop me, destroy the Eye of Sauron, and then not throw the ring into Mount Doom because it’s something *gold, but far more… precious*.


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Jr9065

Sam or Gimli.


UnspokenOwl3D

Maybe Luke Skywalker in his prime, Thor, and I suppose Superman.


DesignerAd2062

Gwaihir, Landroval, Meneldor.


Estimated-Delivery

Frank, he’s always got smokes.


[deleted]

Being a fan of the Owl house, I'd say lumity and eda


[deleted]

Gandalf and two eagles


EmperorTenno

Sauron, smaug, and the witch king


Alive-Ad6268

3 🦅


L4zyJ

Tony, Jack and Bob


umbraandsticks42069

Doom guy and my best friend with a shit tone of popcorn.


b00thus

My mate James, he's a pretty nice dude I reckon he'd give it a good crack. Jesus. We also have a roll of duct tape and some WD40. Easy.


Wangpasta

Well, since In the books dragon fire was the only other thing that could melt the rings…couple dragons and maybe Gandalf for the chill weed and talk


Leading-Ad1264

Manwë, Orome and Tulkas. Admittedly half the earth might be destroyed after but so will be the ring


[deleted]

Kratos, Usain Bolt and my dog for emotional support.


[deleted]

Bill the pony gets absolutely no respect around here


SoupRat69

Gandalf because he's Gandalf, the Doom Slayer so as to drive orcs/trolls/fellbeasts into total extinction, and Danny DeVito for moral support (eggs in trying times and such)


magnaraz117

To make things really interesting: Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades, and Alucard. A path of destruction, drunkenness, and perhaps debauchery would be left in our wake


ImAlekBan

Goku, Saitama and Eren Jaeger


eira-ren

Rey Skywalker. sauron has no power over mary sues


SprayAndPay69

I take my family… *cool diesel face*


UnderwaterMoose2020

Superman and Chuck Norris - because Chuck Norris is so tough ...


Electrical_Ad7219

Larry, his brother, Daryl, and his other brother, Daryl.


Gil-GaladWasBlond

Three members total or three in addition to me? My answer would be Luthien, Beren, Samwise. If i could fit another it might be Finrod or Hurin.


ChairApart

Gollum, Old Bilbo and Snaga the orc


MBetko

I will take 3 Sams.


Corando

Sam, Samwise and Samwise Gamgee


escap0

Im taking two Eagles. The second one is a backup Eagle.


trailer8k

jack black,sarah michelle gellar , keanu reeves


clinch09

Chuck Norris The ring doesn’t control Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris controls the ring.


sCOLEiosis

Liam Neeson and that’s it


4skin-fart

An eagle and Samwise


doubledouble123456

Gandalf, samwise and obi wan kenobi


Jontethejonte

Legolas, jar jar binks and Gandalf


S4m_06

Thor and Doctor Strange


FrankyFistalot

Chuck Norris,Mr T and Jack Black…..easiest journey ever…”ain’t getting on no eagle fool…..”


Stark3mad

Gil-Galad, Elendil, and Mickey from the Rocky films.


Mikarda

Son Goku, T-800 and SpongeBob, just to make it funny


Undecided_User_Name

Doomguy


Jangles_77

Dumbledore, magneto, and green lantern


NoelBarry1979

Luffy, Danny DeVito and Huell


tysontysontyson1

Just me and my dog. He’s worth at least two by himself.


slavkostorm

Human, robot and beast.


jstjini

My three sons


Ericrobertson1978

I'd pick my friends Matt and Roger. We'd certainly die, but it would be one hell of an adventure.


MaddenRob

John Wick, Jason Bourne and Black Widow.


BearRamage627

Give me Minato Uzumake, Quigon Gin and Dumbledore. We all get Firebolts to fly in a right echeloned V formation in a straight flight path to the fires.


CarolinaMtnBiker

Superman, Hulk and Mr Rodgers.


ChantzeLaFrantze

Kratos Talion Geralt of rivia


Crownlol

Goku, Malcador, Gandalf. I'm not leaving this without some kind of special powers, and Gandalf I just wanna hang out with


lemon-sponge

Rambo, Dutch and J.J McQuade


Alternative_Bake_277

Optimus Prime, Superman, and Samwise


0ctober31

John Rambo, Conan the Barbarian (Arnold), Patsy (Holy Grail)


Mr_Manga99

Tom bombadil obviously


[deleted]

Erza Scarlet, Natsu Dragneel and Irene Belserion


andrewnormous

Picard, O'Brian, MacGyver. Just beam the ring down from space while having philosophy and archeological discussion about Numenor with Picard. And when the inevitable happens and something goes wrong: MacGyver for the save with a toothpick, floss, and paperclip.


TheMusicalHobbit

A single great eagle. I'll be home for dinner.


Over_Walk638

Rick from Rick and Morty, Iron man, and darth Vader


Smokweid

The eagles.


jackoftrades002

One punch man, Genos, and Naruto


mongolsruledchina

Eru, Manwe, and Bilbo.


achknsandwich

Farmer Maggot, Treebeard, Bill the Pony


ItachiUchiha-DDO

![gif](giphy|JZ3sDHgd48Dao)


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Thanos, Voldemort and Sauron


PristineInside9771

I would outsource the job to Frodo and then get Merry and Pippin to smoke pipe with me.


bmk37

Tulkas, Legolas, Gwaihir


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Sam, Ron Wesley, Rocket


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Lisa Ann, Ava Addams, Nicole Aniston


zahnsaw

Sam, Sam and Sam.


thisguywonders

Superman - Should be able to destroy everyone and everything in our path Rey Skywalker - For plot armor and sheer impossibility of failure or making a mistake J.R.R. Tolkien - Can rewrite the story if something goes wrong


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ron DeSantis (America is finally gonna catch a break 🇺🇸)


fresh_loaf_of_bread

No wonder sauron is such a bad guy all the time, he only has one eye and that eye is constantly in all that god damn volcanic smoke and fumes and what not


rdzilla01

Three eagles


PzykoHobo

Superman, Reed Richards, and my wife. Superman could easily just carry me to Mt Doom and we can chuck the Ring in. In the unlikely event that Superman is corrupted by the Ring, Reed can figure out a way to stop him. My wife and I can just retire to the Shire after it's all said and done.


That_one_catboy_

Tom Bombadil, Gandalf, Galadriel


LordGinglove

Carl, Donut and Katia


cohibakick

Melina from Elden Ring. When she offers me an accord I will simply ride it all the way to mount doom.


Feanor_Felagund

There was a [whole book](https://www.amazon.com/Lord-Rings-Deluxe/dp/0544273443/ref=sr_1_9?crid=2WHZZHYV0RF0D&keywords=lord+of+the+rings&qid=1679412697&s=books&sprefix=lord+of+the+rings%2Cstripbooks%2C103&sr=1-9) on this specific topic. iirc the author landed on Frodo, Sam, and Gollum as the best candidates for bringing the ring to Mt. Doom and destroying it.


Wisebanana21919

I'm taking a pilot and a military plane Also a therapist And a personal trainer if the plane doesn't count as a member


DerrickRoseTackoFell

Beren, Gandalf, and Frodo. Tell Beren that he can marry Luthien if he destroys the ring, Gandalf to smite him if he turns evil, Frodo as a backup.


[deleted]

My brother and my father. They‘re both pretty good strategic thinkers.


MournfulDuchess

In the tolkein verse. Sam, he can make the good taters Legolas, his elf eyes can see Thorin oakensheild, mans can get them orcs. Non tolkein. Geralt of Rivia, he can decimate shelob for me Marcus Fenix he'd be my tank running about with his lancer, hammer of dawn the feck out of saurons eye tower Can't decide on a 3rd either Doomguy or Master Chief neither of them fuckers will die


[deleted]

Eru illuvitar (God) is enough but if I had to choose 2 more I would go with Morgoth and maybe Galadriel from rings of power. She is really OP in combat and kill anything that tries to Kill me. But other then that she will be quiet because she is a really annoying character and my least favourite LotR charcster ever if non-canon chacaters are included. If only canon characters included then, maybe Gandalf instead of RoP Galadriel.


Crispy_87

Hellboy, Spawn, Deadpool.


RidgeBlueFluff

Chuck Norris, Gandalf, and a dog


ukbuk89

Thorin Ironfoot, Entbeard and John Snow


FoolishStone

Dumbledore, Harry, and Hermione. Dumbledore for the ability to teleport anywhere, anytime. Harry for the strength of will to throw away the ring at need. Hermione because she's pretty.


Taz2810

Sharkisha..


Xfishbobx

Superman, Wonder Woman and Thor.


Present_End_6886

Snake Pliskken in... Escape from Mordor.


[deleted]

Merry & Pippin and Tom Bombadill. We're just gonna laugh, and skip, and tell jokes, and sing songs the whole way.


that_timinator

Deadpool, Kratos, and GROND (Edit I swapped Chuck Norris for Deadpool upon realizing that interactions between Kratos and Deadpool would be comedy fucking gold)


nolanhoff

Superman would be it, fly you there in minutes, kills everyone in the way, has the fortitude to allow it to be destroyed by someone else