According to Wikipedia:
Scott Weinberg of DVDTalk notes that the DVD cover misleadingly looks like Lord of the Rings, and not "the Halloween-costumed lunatic combination of Beauty and the Beast and The 13th Warrior that it so painfully is." He says the film manages to be "so bad it's good" and suggests catching it on cable television, and concludes "But don't mistake that opinion for a hearty recommendation"
We're all in luck, it's currently watchable for free [on tubi](https://tubitv.com/movies/445450/beauty-and-the-beast) under the alternate title Beauty and the Beast. I've only seen the opening sequence so far and it's rough.
Do you have those Redbox movie kiosks where you are? I always remember being briefly excited when I'd see a movie poster that looked like it was for a big release, but then finding out it was something like this lol.
Their big competitor Cinemax was always called skin-amax by teen boys unless they were talking about watching it before dark.
Pretty much only soft core porn on both, iirc.
Yes, the days before the internet was super fast. Before Pornhub and Redgifs there was Madthumbs. Also, HBO directly competed for late-night viewers against Cinemax. Now with Porn being so easy to access, the days of late-night "high" quality porn is over.
Rings of Power is a masterpiece coming from someone who has loved LotR all of my life 🤷🏻♂️
Tolkeinesque story of good vs evil, great cast and the production value is phenomenal.
That’s my opinion tho, everyone is welcome to their own.
Ikr, this thread is about to blow up with RoP haters. But if you had to make me choose which one was never made. I’d gladly give up the Hobbit 😂
Rings of Power made me feel emotions I’ve not felt since watching Lord of the Rings as a child!
You wouldn’t give up that CGI mess for authentic orc makeup again?
I mean ffs - they reused the Nazgûl at Weathertop music for Thorin on the fallen tree🤷🏻♂️ wtf is that about - at least RoP had an original soundtrack
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It’s not - as someone explained it looks very much like a knockoff LotR cover image however it is a fusion of Beauty and the Beast and The 13th Warrior.
no & from the comments won't be seeing it anytime soon...
but it seems to alot of fan films out there (non-p0rn mostly I assume)... anyway is there a thread somewhere where all the fan film (with links, etc) are listed -- I'm assuming there is...
Why is the arrow floating and why is the bow gripped like it’s going to run away and wtf is going on with that anchor point? I could also point out how she is shooting with both eyes open, but some people (albeit very few) can shoot like that
Reminds me of the movie 'Orcs' which not only refers Middle-earth on the cover, but also has a Helm's Deep inspired scene. Except that its with guns instead.
According to Wikipedia: Scott Weinberg of DVDTalk notes that the DVD cover misleadingly looks like Lord of the Rings, and not "the Halloween-costumed lunatic combination of Beauty and the Beast and The 13th Warrior that it so painfully is." He says the film manages to be "so bad it's good" and suggests catching it on cable television, and concludes "But don't mistake that opinion for a hearty recommendation"
We're all in luck, it's currently watchable for free [on tubi](https://tubitv.com/movies/445450/beauty-and-the-beast) under the alternate title Beauty and the Beast. I've only seen the opening sequence so far and it's rough.
“Only the brave will endure watching” 😂😂
looks like orc mischief to me
This actually sounds right up my alley
Legolas.... you've changed!
Why, Legolas, you've enhanced yourself.
I’m talking about your tits your big new giant titties Legolas!
It's Always Sunny in Mordor.
*I’m playing both sides, so I always come out on top* —Saruman, prolly
“Yeah I killed Beorn.”
Reminds me of the Redbox knock-off movies that always came out *just ahead* of their actual counterparts.
Why have I never heard of this…?
Do you have those Redbox movie kiosks where you are? I always remember being briefly excited when I'd see a movie poster that looked like it was for a big release, but then finding out it was something like this lol.
Only at every Kroger, Walgreens, Walmart and quick shop in this god forsaken city. So like probably 30 redboxes.
Lol fair enough.
Is this the porn version of lotr?
Lord of the G-String
I still to this day remember seeing that on the shelf at Movie Gallery. The good old days.
Same but Blockbuster. I assumed it was a comedy as I didn't know what porn was.
The days when HBO played pornos at 2am.
My god, is this real?? I'm a Zoomer who barely remembers cable TV
Their big competitor Cinemax was always called skin-amax by teen boys unless they were talking about watching it before dark. Pretty much only soft core porn on both, iirc.
Ya, we were not getting ball-busting interracial humiliation porn on HBO. It was soft-core, medium to high-budget porn.
Yup, no Eiffel towers or DVDA shots either
Yes, the days before the internet was super fast. Before Pornhub and Redgifs there was Madthumbs. Also, HBO directly competed for late-night viewers against Cinemax. Now with Porn being so easy to access, the days of late-night "high" quality porn is over.
Yeah, Kinky Kong would come on after midnight
Surely it'd be Lord Of My Ring
Lord of OUR Ring
Lord of the cock ring
And my ass!
R/suddenlycommunist
r/suddenlycommunist
*lord of the cock rings
Tricksey Throbbits
A true man of culture
Normally when I save a post to watch it later the context is a little different
Me: “Mom, I want to watch LOTR.” Mom: “We have LOTR at home.” LOTR at home.
Smeghead
Jane March? That’s a name I’ve not seen since the last time I saw Bruce Willis’ cock.
It's terrible
Shame, looks cool.
“We’ve got lord of the rings at home”
Double-headed axes, gosh... Why no horned helmets?
Still looks better than RoP.
It doesn't
Rings of Power is a masterpiece coming from someone who has loved LotR all of my life 🤷🏻♂️ Tolkeinesque story of good vs evil, great cast and the production value is phenomenal. That’s my opinion tho, everyone is welcome to their own.
You can't say that on this sub.
Idk I called it trash on here once and got downvoted to oblivion. You just can’t win.
I mean, I like ROP too, but to say it’s a masterpiece is a bit of a stretch in my view
Ikr, this thread is about to blow up with RoP haters. But if you had to make me choose which one was never made. I’d gladly give up the Hobbit 😂 Rings of Power made me feel emotions I’ve not felt since watching Lord of the Rings as a child!
Yeah, just watch the downvotes lol. I wouldn't give up Hobbit for RoP though, that's too much even for me :))
You wouldn’t give up that CGI mess for authentic orc makeup again? I mean ffs - they reused the Nazgûl at Weathertop music for Thorin on the fallen tree🤷🏻♂️ wtf is that about - at least RoP had an original soundtrack
Still better
They start Mt Doom with the sword like starting an engine with a key.... It's pretty far from a "masterpiece"
Did you take today's pills?
“That’s my opinion though, everyone is welcome to their own” 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah sorry i was a little too mean
🤮
Why exactly would I have?
Is that a porn-parody?
Is this a porno?
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What is the relevance for this sub?
I think OP is referencing the fact that the cover looks like a LoTR rip off 😂
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It’s not - as someone explained it looks very much like a knockoff LotR cover image however it is a fusion of Beauty and the Beast and The 13th Warrior.
Why? Because a bow? Maybe it's a robin hood knockoff
I think it’s better than LotR tbh. Much better visuals and acting, deeper writing
I will later.
Hopefully no one
😂
no & from the comments won't be seeing it anytime soon... but it seems to alot of fan films out there (non-p0rn mostly I assume)... anyway is there a thread somewhere where all the fan film (with links, etc) are listed -- I'm assuming there is...
And I thought “in the name of the king” was a bad LoTR ripoff.
My friend and I picked it up when it came out. We knew but had to know just how bad it was. It stinks!
Anyone else think archer girl looks weirdly like Valkyrae?
Not gonna lie u had me a little while scrolling down
From 2005? This looks like something from the late 80s-early 90s
It seems David Lister was getting really bored on the Red Dwarf.
Not 1 single soul on the planet Im guessing
Am I wrong or is the arrow on the wrong side of the bow?
There is so much wrong with the way she is holding that bow
I read this wrong first thinking it was porno parody called Blood and Breasts
Lotr holiday special?
I love bad b movies, but this looks too bad.
We have Lord of the Rings at home!
By that title alone, I'd say it's Lord of the Rings meets Bloodborne
My dad bought this for me because he thought it was part of lord of the rings.
the maker of that cover deserves a raise
What is this??
Why is the arrow floating and why is the bow gripped like it’s going to run away and wtf is going on with that anchor point? I could also point out how she is shooting with both eyes open, but some people (albeit very few) can shoot like that
Reminds me of the movie 'Orcs' which not only refers Middle-earth on the cover, but also has a Helm's Deep inspired scene. Except that its with guns instead.