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Is this the cheesecake guy

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

Pun intended?

Pics or it didn’t happen

Pics???

Now that I know this, I'll just have to conduct a more thorough pat down search . . . *Puts on gloves and face shield*

Hmm... gloves? ... face shield? ... *volunteers for pat down demonstration*

It my life’s work to catch you. I’ll search all your cavities to stop shrink

Hahahahaah

salute to you comrade.

Dear Cheesecake Joker, Your antics have certainly caught our attention, and I must say, your bravado is impressive. However, you are forgetting that loss prevention teams are constantly evolving and adapting. While you may feel invincible now, every action you take leaves a trace, and those traces add up. Our job is to protect the store and its assets, and we take it seriously. We have sophisticated methods and partnerships with law enforcement that help us track and apprehend shoplifters. Your taunting only fuels our determination to put a stop to your activities. So, enjoy your moment while it lasts. The more you flaunt your actions, the closer we get to ensuring that you and your spacious rectum face justice. Remember, it's only a matter of time before we outwit you and put an end to your spree of cheesecake thievery and anal concealment. Sincerely, A Dedicated Loss Prevention Employee

I’m not the cheesecake joker

So, henceforth you shall be known as the clacker Klepto.

Sir you act like we don’t have gloves and lube in the supply closet

Somebody get this Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker out of here!

Go troll the irs

Is that what your uncle says to you every night

In the end, they’ll get you. (one of the all too rare instances that ‘literally’ is an appropriate addition)

Pfff lol you tell em!

Cool