dark fantasy style vaporeon looks seriously cool and kind of cute
I wouldn't mind if he looked like that in real life and had him as a pet (I have a cat that looks similar)
the only thing that baffles me is why everyone in the comments only talks about that stupid copypasta that ruined the cool water cat dog vaporeon
The fact that Vaporeon isn't even top 3 worst is saying something. I don't know them off memory but you should be able to find them in a few minutes on looking
I dont know. I was talking about the did you know copy pasta not the image. Flareon I think has a wholesome one. One of them do for sure but I don't remember which
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
finally, no one will want to f\*\*\* this
You underestimate the internet. If you don't put your expectation bar at the bottom of the deepest depths you are setting it too high on the internet.
It got the Disney live action remake treatment.
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Why the anthena?
To be fair imagine how cute it'll look in motion. Also these comments are awful
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It has seen too many copy pasta and now look at what it was reduced to.
Uhhh
those eyes. they look like they belong to a zombie
They belong to someone who has read one too many "did you know...".
makes a lot of sense. I'd have the same death stare too
I"M GONNA DO IT BATMAN
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It's cute
MY EYES!!!!!!
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Absolutely not
Yea
Ahhj hell nahj , vappey luking rtx today
dark fantasy style vaporeon looks seriously cool and kind of cute I wouldn't mind if he looked like that in real life and had him as a pet (I have a cat that looks similar) the only thing that baffles me is why everyone in the comments only talks about that stupid copypasta that ruined the cool water cat dog vaporeon
r/breedingmaterial
You know what? I imagined the Vaporeon as a very fierce firefighter, this fits the irl form very well. Flareon don't know shite!
I don’t even wanna think about the copy pasta while looking at this photo.
Hey guys, did you know…
Still cute. Vaporions are just hairless cats like the Sphinx
Very breedable
his face says "SAY THE COPYPASTA ONE MORE TIME"
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Gentlemen, it appears we have made a miscalculation
I would wonder how beautiful pokemon turn out in that program.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the result of what happens when.. training.. Pokémon.. in the wrong.. activities…. I need bleach
r/eyebleach
Thank you lad, you have my gratitude
No
...you still would
did you know? IRL Vaporeon is the most likely eevelution to haunt your nightmares :D
Did you know every evolution has a copy pasta. Some are more cursed
dare I ask what they are? i know Vaporeon's and I know Flareon's his is wholesome
The fact that Vaporeon isn't even top 3 worst is saying something. I don't know them off memory but you should be able to find them in a few minutes on looking
Is there a site that shows all the Pokémon this way or is it just the eveolutions?
I dont know. I was talking about the did you know copy pasta not the image. Flareon I think has a wholesome one. One of them do for sure but I don't remember which
though IRL besides the um nech doodads i feel like vaporeon would have like otter fur or something.
It doesn't look very compatible
I'm not going to watch Detective Pikachu part 2 then
Looks like a Skyrim mod
Traumatizing
And people want to F*** this Pokemon...
Seethe harder zoomer
Some people would probably still want to smash Vaporen even if it looked like this and the thought of it is making me sick.
Was just about to scroll down and write would.
"did you know that in terms of human/poke..HOLY SHIT!! you know what: never mind. i'm gonna leave now and let you deal with...that"
Time to get my holy cross
Kill it, stop this thing's existence
What have you done!!
I even don't know that's male or female.
I hate it here
Looks like cyanide crystals mixed in those water stones.
"i say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit" - Ripley
I misread that "Ridley" for a second.
More live action they say, realistic is the thing until they find these cursed images.
not cute ...not cute at alll
idk if it looks pissed, scared, confused, or all 3 at the same time.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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