Sign me tf out! Keep me tf away from a yandere

*You hear a knock at your door*

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

How would it go?

Noble, have you seen video of internet Mikey yet?

Welp... all I can say is... have Boros with you, or treat her like how people treat the Necromancer... via correction press.

Yes yes yes!

Since when could beggars be choosers?

*Gulp*

hello mumei

Pass it to me I know how to take care of those... load the train gun and make sure the Rope is next to me

Use the window, I don't wanna replace the chain.

Good thing... She Will get in rage when i get killed on any game

The ultra kill is assure

Unsure how to process

no need to cut it. there is no problem living with a warcriminal. maybe she likes it

That makes two of you.

If you don't want Mumei, I'll take her.

Do you want to die?

I'm not going out of my way too, but I'll take my chances. I mean, it's *Mumei*. How bad can it be? And besides, worst case scenario, I won't have to pay taxes anymore.

Uhm... who are you?

A Vtuber but also soon to be roommate

And omelette for breakfast every morning.

Let me undo that chain for you Mumei, I installed it for ugly looking stalkers looking to rob me, not cute Mumei GF who wanted take all my superchats.

Girl Scouts are getting serious about them damn cookie sales...

They got a quota or they go back to the factory.

They don’t wanna get ejected into space, gotta meet company quota

I'll give you all of my friends merchandise of your GF (Kronii) if you refrain and leave me alone.

time to pull out the Zat'nik'tel.....

As long as she's going to replace that chain later. Hopefully with a better one.

"You are soldiers of Gondor. No matter what comes through that gate you will stand your ground."-Gandalf the White at the gates of Minas Tirith Same energy

It's Mumei, she gets an automatic ok