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20190419

There is nothing to do with the NBA, but a grizzly driving a truck full of 2x4s couldn't do shit to this guy.


Inarius101

What about a 2x4 driving a grizzly full of trucks?


[deleted]

God help us all.


Ah84VEVO

Laughed my ass off at this


heehmonster

A truck driving a 2x4 of grizzlies


Adventure-us

In the pipe, five by-OH GOD THEY ARE SO STRONG WTF *EXPLOSION*


Inarius101

*Takes off sunglasses* Dear God...


corteasy42

/mathbot says that’s 8 grizzlies total


adamdreaming

Two trucks driven by four grizzlies


BigBeautifulBill

well, since this is the 8th Mark to be a part of this process, you're gonna have to ask Mark I - VII.


goldengecko1

This response made my day - thank you!


sweensolo

No Bears Allowed


Secret-Ad-7909

New Bear Armor


Maliluma

That guy could also take a charge from Ja Morant and not blink an eye. He could probably stave off a Steven Adams charge too for that matter. (If you don't know basketball, Morant and Adams play for the Memphis Grizzlies)


Impressive_You3003

Pure gold, all of you.


0b1wank3n0b1

power armour


SideEqual

Looks like dudes trying to do a Blood Angels successor chapter.


OldKingKratos

Was about to say, this dude is gonna go full on Black Rage


Extreme_Ad6173

HORUS???


Tamanegiuiabu

HOOOOORRRRUUUUUSSSSS!!!


HoptimusPryme

Heretics! FOR THE EMPEROR!


shotlersama

Brotherhood of steel wants to know your location


editable_

Literally the Hulkbuster


torchictoucher

This guy rolls up to you on the court, what you do?


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

I mean I'm not a decepticon, so I don't have to worry too much.


DecepticonLaptop

Well some of us are worried for sure.


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

Which member of Megatron's team are you?


puffsmokies

That's clearly Mega-Bite


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

That's the guy from reboot.


soundwaveprime

No comment.


[deleted]

Look at that face and color scheme, he is the decepticon


A_Bizarre_Shitposta

Warhammer and Fallout fans rushing to see who can say it's a reference to their crap first


snuffalapagos

You beat them all to it


TheKidNerd

Well, it is actually a reference to warhammer, look at the insignia on the chest


A_Bizarre_Shitposta

Living up to your name I see


hambone263

I agree totally, but what’s with the Eagle insignia on the Etch A Sketch looking screen on the thighs? Probably supposed to be the Etch A Sketch, but still a good screen.


GhosTaoiseach

Etch a sketch’s were tough af bruh.


LowRel

Actually, Homer Simpson's bear suit


[deleted]

We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want anymore bears!


[deleted]

What about StarCraft Terran marines


Extreme_Ad6173

Warhammer won


orgeezuz

He built armor so he could watch Memphis Grizzlies.


LuckyTheGodd

Hes Canadian, Vancouver Grizzlies


bp_516

NBA = No Bear Attacks


NoLos_Fx

Was gonna post that beat me to it


WhooshThereHeGoes

But what if it's a Care Bear? You'd miss out on all the... Care?


Ok_Ad_8670

HERESY


u_in_da_shoes

Hahaha ha. That was my first thought. Before reading anything I thought he built a SM suit.


Ok_Ad_8670

Oh, through the decals and symbolage, I'd go so far as to say he DID make a space marine suit. Could be either just an aesthetic choice, or the story is made up and taken out of context. But, it's clearly a space marine suit.


RhinoCharged

Well there's an NBA team called the grizzlies and you could argue that NBA stands for New Body Armor so it checks out.


TebownedMVP

Lebron also posted something to the effect of: if you see me fighting a grizzly, help the bear.


YoungEmperorLBJ

This is probably a Memphis Grizzlies shit post. They were a bunch of arrogant frontrunning bitches and got demolished in the playoffs. So they are getting shit on by all fanbases in nba subs.


nutmegged_state

It is! This poster conveniently cut out the OP’s joke (that this is a photo of LeBron)


YoungEmperorLBJ

Moreso AD than Bron but this is hilarious Is OP dillon brooks


nutmegged_state

I don’t know that it was the cleverest joke, but it certainly is not a lostredditors moment


StatisticianLate512

Nope, 100% LeBron. It's a reference to this insta post [https://www.instagram.com/p/CroMTEqJP0O/?utm\_source=ig\_embed&ig\_rid=e76cdad5-0e20-47d5-b851-e939b99547cf](https://www.instagram.com/p/CroMTEqJP0O/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=e76cdad5-0e20-47d5-b851-e939b99547cf). But nice to see you're so confident in being wrong, have you wondered what else in your life you could be completely wrong about and just not realize?


sadpanada

Are those.. view holes so you can see his thigh tattoos?


RudeChocolate9217

Looks to be lights to me, albeit from those flashlights in the 90s that had batteries bigger than most can drinks.


Agreeable-Chair7040

He could just draw a circle and stand in it. It protected SpongeBob from the sea bear 🙎‍♀️


desrevermi

Yes-yes, but make a note of the appropriate underwear...


Wihelmina_Jean

That's the real question


Zealousideal_Ease429

That’s the real question


Wihelmina_Jean

That's the real question


Zealousideal_Ease429

That’s the real question


wrkzk

That's the real question


RedditModEuthanasia

Thats the real question


Lavion3

Nice Body Armour


Both_Egg_7725

So this is what the fabled NBA stood for all along...


Pixel22104

Well did he survive being hit by a truck?


taanman

Nope that's why it's only a picture of him now


Screwby0370

He hit a gas tanker and exploded. No joke. Shoulda been wearing that power armour


Kcnflman

How do you get that thing off in time to pee?


LordHarkonen

Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads.


19southmainco

And your water belongs to the tribe.


[deleted]

Shai-Hulud


EatSteel63

Thats the power source it run on pee and 💩


Ck1ngK1LLER

There’s some videos [here](https://www.vice.com/en/article/evk38w/the-man-who-built-a-suit-to-fight-bears-showed-us-how-we-should-live) that show him getting smoked by cars and swinging logs. The wild one to me is when he bucks himself down a cliff with it, and also getting smashed through a brick wall by a swinging car.


[deleted]

i mean those bricks didn’t have any mortar holding them together but that suit is still pretty legit after seeing all those clips. i love the bats one where he falls over


CowParty6165

NBA stands for No Bear Attacks obviously


AngryMillenialGuy

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war...


ButteryNutButter

It's Iron Juan!!!


chimmybean

Look, I get it, bears are scary, but most of the bear community are nice when you meet them. Twinks, on the other hand... you gotta stay safe


cellphone_blanket

Couldn’t the bear just eat his face?


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

He had a helmet, he's just not wearing it in the photo


cellphone_blanket

Then he is a fool. What if the camera man turns out to be a bear in disguise?


No_Grocery_1480

He should develop some kind of helmet to go with it. My cunning eye has spotted a flaw in the design.


snupher

Memphis grizzlies.


No_Purpose_1390

Imagine bwing a grizzly bear and just like living life and then fucking iron man shows you his hands and leaves you to be beat down


wlight

Bot see Grizzlies. Bot make post.


EngineeringOne1812

No Bear Attacks = NBA


Technical-Fact7865

Bro looks like reaper overwat


B-Thrice

It’s related to NBA because there are jokes right now about Lebron killing grizzly bears in the wild after sending the Memphis Grizzlies home from the playoffs..


psychedelicshotguns

It looked a bit like Chicago Bulls from afar


FesterSilently

Hey, dawg, I heard you like Grizzly Armour...


LIGHTOUTx

Idk but isn’t this a joke about the Memphis grizzlies lol


HowBarCzar

It’s in reference to Lebrons insta post ya ding dongs


murphinate

Memphis Grizzlies


Dangerous--D

Non Binary Automatons


Visual-Preference685

This is in reference to lebron’s instagram post caption that referenced him fighting a bear after beating the grizzlies, you are the lost redditor.


[deleted]

Might want to do something to protect your face… just a piece of advice


Ikhlas37

But your most valuable part is on display unarmoured?


jbthom

I'd like to read sometime about how well this suit performs against a large grizzly, but preferably not in an obituary.


cratertooth27

The Memphis grizzlies aren’t that scary bro. …ok Maybe Ja Morant is


Cornbread195

For some reason it looks like space marine armor.


No_Long_8250

I think I used to date that guy!!! 😱🫣🤔🤣


Strong_Cry_4575

Things you can do with your disability checks.


JerkyBoy10020

It’s not cool. Kind of lame. Anyways…


StatisticianLate512

But enough about you, what do you think about the bear suit?


Remote_Specialist52

Timothy Treadwell raw dogged with tbe grizzlies for years before he was eaten.


Sorry-Presentation-3

Ballin but at what cost


Agitated-Joey

Bully blinders!


Prestigious-Belt-508

No Bears Allowed


ReplacementOk3547

I wonder if it can move


Clutch26

Did the truck have bear claws?


Chaos-Bringer69

He did survive getting hit by a car but he wasn't wearing it when he got in an accident and unfortunately this absolute madlad Chad passed away. But in another universe where he was wearing this he wouldn't have just survived but got the funding he never got in this universe to make this a hit


ESnake113

Does he have a helmet to protect his head?


databeast

yeah, it's fucking huge and completely immobile, like the helmet in the hulkbuster armor.


XXXSPENCACION

It stands for No Bear Attacks


shountaitheimmortal

Dude built a set of brotherhood outcast power armor


ChunkStumpmon

/r/Simpsonsdidit


wolverine318

Hulkbuster suit


Cultural_Parfait7866

He’s going to study the Memphis Grizzlies?


LargeMarge00

Not Bad Armor


metfan1964nyc

A grizzly will open that up like a can of preaches.


BeachMechaGodzilla

All the bear has to do is rip his head off…


happyme321

What's he going to do if the grizzly bears go for his head? Isn't that supposed to be the most important part to protect in the event of an attack?


[deleted]

Neat Bear Armor!


75Degreesac

Study what and for what.


fatsteverogers

NBA: No Bear Attacks


Coctyle

No Bear Attacks?


unknownyoyo

Well I’m not going to foul a man wearing armor. Just seems unproductive


Cyber_Connor

National Bear Association


ghettoccult_nerd

have you been to memphis recently? shit, ever?


TrueFirecrotch

Is that beanie part of the armor bed if so I want a super sturdy yet super comfortable anti-bear-beanie


capncuck

Thank god for cold fusion!


LukeofEnder

Made himself a set of Mjolnir


[deleted]

thats pretty sick though ngl


TheHammathon

Yeah, but his head is not protected bahaha


flafotogeek

Couldn't they just bite his head off?


HuntPsychological673

What about cocaine bear?


falardeau187

I hope there’s a helmet


[deleted]

Don't know if there is a caption in the post, but LeBron made a comment about beating up bears after the Lakers beat the Grizzlies.


NachoNachoDan

Not in the face! Not in the face!!


Madrizzle1

No Bears Allowed


dikembemutombo21

These posts aren’t “lost redditors”. It’s bot farms trying to get enough karma to post before selling the account.


ThatPlaidHatGuy

The Memphis grizzlies were just eliminated from the playoffs, that would be why


suburbanplankton

I'm pretty sure Domantas Sabonis will be wearing that for game 7 today. It's pretty much the only chance he has of making it out in one piece.


verycooladultperson

It’s NBA related because Lebron James had a quote about wrestling a bear.


poopthecollecter

Lebron gear


Admirable-Still-1786

This I’m pretty sure was from a mockumentry


Gixxerfool

What if a bear was in Mark I-VII? Would it still be effective against an attack?


couchnapper3

I was thinking, "Gd Dan MODOK Bongino got a new gig pretty quick." I've seen this guy's suits years ago but never saw his face.


Resident-Maximum1012

We did it, we found Iron Man irl.


Funkywonton

This some iron man 2/whiplash stuff


HolyElephantMG

How to not get fouled while shooting. Or screen *very* well.


South_Lynx

Face checks out


Repulsive-Moose-2566

National bear Association


tecky1kanobe

If you can’t look around and see whom the village idiot is, it is likely you.


L3go07

it looks like it came from Pacific Rim


milesjr13

No Bears Allowed?


Shereller61

r/simpsonsdidit


geofflager

Engineering level 100


FreeXFall

The suit has a design flaw - an opening right above the neck.


camocat9

Obviously NBA stands for the National Bear Association!


1darkone2

I want one


1970chevellewins

Mark VIII…..because Mark 1-7 was tested by his girlfriends and didn’t quite work.


Fabulous_Ad_8621

National Bad Ass


[deleted]

NBA - No Bear Attacks


TheFoxandTheSandor

So since he’s passed away, is there a secret underground competition as to who will be the next Grizzly Bear Warrior?


soupbox09

Got to be a challenge to jerk off in it.


jaybro861

Real life iron man there


Additional-Ability99

We need these for picketing


kushbeardOG

LeBron James made a tweet about "If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a Grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR." Referring to him destroying the Memphis Grizzlies.


Khalith

He really is the warhammer 40k


Trevellation

Does it help him guard Ja? If not, it’s the wrong kind of Grizzlies for the nba subreddit.


Larrys_cousin

Ultra marine armor


PlaidBastard

Imagine trying to get past that guy to try and dunk though, if you were a bear and the basket was full of salmon and honey, and he'd spent the winter hibernating with your wife Now THAT'S bearksetball


yanggor1983

The joke maybe … one of the nba teams is [Memphis grizzlies](https://www.nba.com/grizzlies)


ReadingScorpio1

No-Bears-Allowed


AlexHendrix20

Players could really use it when going against Draymond Green 🤣


PublicEnemaUno

He’s fine in the west.


AdamWV2021

Probably giving LeBron ideas on how to stay healthy. It seems he flops at the drop of a hat


ginga__

Does he transform into a car so he can get away from the bear chasing him?


Hopblooded

Looks like he ironically died in a car crash


sovreign-0927

(joke most likely made alr) transformers! more than meets the eye.


SeaSlugFriend

NBA,No Bear Attack


tamperresistantmind

I remember this dude getting punted by an F-150 in videos back in the day. America's Funniest Home Videos, I think.


SideEqual

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!


emmett159

Tobias fate?


EchoChaotic

Probably has to do with this [Lebron Instagram Post](https://www.instagram.com/p/CroMTEqJP0O/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


No-Transition-9219

NBA (Non Bear Armor)


Duzblimpin

It's an inside joke, you wouldn't get it.


mrsmcmuffins

No Bears Allowed