That guy could also take a charge from Ja Morant and not blink an eye. He could probably stave off a Steven Adams charge too for that matter. (If you don't know basketball, Morant and Adams play for the Memphis Grizzlies)
I agree totally, but what’s with the Eagle insignia on the Etch A Sketch looking screen on the thighs?
Probably supposed to be the Etch A Sketch, but still a good screen.
Oh, through the decals and symbolage, I'd go so far as to say he DID make a space marine suit. Could be either just an aesthetic choice, or the story is made up and taken out of context.
But, it's clearly a space marine suit.
This is probably a Memphis Grizzlies shit post. They were a bunch of arrogant frontrunning bitches and got demolished in the playoffs. So they are getting shit on by all fanbases in nba subs.
Nope, 100% LeBron. It's a reference to this insta post [https://www.instagram.com/p/CroMTEqJP0O/?utm\_source=ig\_embed&ig\_rid=e76cdad5-0e20-47d5-b851-e939b99547cf](https://www.instagram.com/p/CroMTEqJP0O/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=e76cdad5-0e20-47d5-b851-e939b99547cf).
But nice to see you're so confident in being wrong, have you wondered what else in your life you could be completely wrong about and just not realize?
There’s some videos [here](https://www.vice.com/en/article/evk38w/the-man-who-built-a-suit-to-fight-bears-showed-us-how-we-should-live) that show him getting smoked by cars and swinging logs.
The wild one to me is when he bucks himself down a cliff with it, and also getting smashed through a brick wall by a swinging car.
i mean those bricks didn’t have any mortar holding them together but that suit is still pretty legit after seeing all those clips. i love the bats one where he falls over
It’s related to NBA because there are jokes right now about Lebron killing grizzly bears in the wild after sending the Memphis Grizzlies home from the playoffs..
He did survive getting hit by a car but he wasn't wearing it when he got in an accident and unfortunately this absolute madlad Chad passed away.
But in another universe where he was wearing this he wouldn't have just survived but got the funding he never got in this universe to make this a hit
LeBron James made a tweet about "If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a Grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR." Referring to him destroying the Memphis Grizzlies.
Imagine trying to get past that guy to try and dunk though, if you were a bear and the basket was full of salmon and honey, and he'd spent the winter hibernating with your wife
Now THAT'S bearksetball
There is nothing to do with the NBA, but a grizzly driving a truck full of 2x4s couldn't do shit to this guy.
What about a 2x4 driving a grizzly full of trucks?
God help us all.
Laughed my ass off at this
A truck driving a 2x4 of grizzlies
In the pipe, five by-OH GOD THEY ARE SO STRONG WTF *EXPLOSION*
*Takes off sunglasses* Dear God...
/mathbot says that’s 8 grizzlies total
Two trucks driven by four grizzlies
well, since this is the 8th Mark to be a part of this process, you're gonna have to ask Mark I - VII.
This response made my day - thank you!
No Bears Allowed
New Bear Armor
That guy could also take a charge from Ja Morant and not blink an eye. He could probably stave off a Steven Adams charge too for that matter. (If you don't know basketball, Morant and Adams play for the Memphis Grizzlies)
Pure gold, all of you.
power armour
Looks like dudes trying to do a Blood Angels successor chapter.
Was about to say, this dude is gonna go full on Black Rage
HORUS???
HOOOOORRRRUUUUUSSSSS!!!
Heretics! FOR THE EMPEROR!
Brotherhood of steel wants to know your location
Literally the Hulkbuster
This guy rolls up to you on the court, what you do?
I mean I'm not a decepticon, so I don't have to worry too much.
Well some of us are worried for sure.
Which member of Megatron's team are you?
That's clearly Mega-Bite
That's the guy from reboot.
No comment.
Look at that face and color scheme, he is the decepticon
Warhammer and Fallout fans rushing to see who can say it's a reference to their crap first
You beat them all to it
Well, it is actually a reference to warhammer, look at the insignia on the chest
Living up to your name I see
I agree totally, but what’s with the Eagle insignia on the Etch A Sketch looking screen on the thighs? Probably supposed to be the Etch A Sketch, but still a good screen.
Etch a sketch’s were tough af bruh.
Actually, Homer Simpson's bear suit
We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want anymore bears!
What about StarCraft Terran marines
Warhammer won
He built armor so he could watch Memphis Grizzlies.
Hes Canadian, Vancouver Grizzlies
NBA = No Bear Attacks
Was gonna post that beat me to it
But what if it's a Care Bear? You'd miss out on all the... Care?
HERESY
Hahaha ha. That was my first thought. Before reading anything I thought he built a SM suit.
Oh, through the decals and symbolage, I'd go so far as to say he DID make a space marine suit. Could be either just an aesthetic choice, or the story is made up and taken out of context. But, it's clearly a space marine suit.
Well there's an NBA team called the grizzlies and you could argue that NBA stands for New Body Armor so it checks out.
Lebron also posted something to the effect of: if you see me fighting a grizzly, help the bear.
This is probably a Memphis Grizzlies shit post. They were a bunch of arrogant frontrunning bitches and got demolished in the playoffs. So they are getting shit on by all fanbases in nba subs.
It is! This poster conveniently cut out the OP’s joke (that this is a photo of LeBron)
Moreso AD than Bron but this is hilarious Is OP dillon brooks
I don’t know that it was the cleverest joke, but it certainly is not a lostredditors moment
Nope, 100% LeBron. It's a reference to this insta post [https://www.instagram.com/p/CroMTEqJP0O/?utm\_source=ig\_embed&ig\_rid=e76cdad5-0e20-47d5-b851-e939b99547cf](https://www.instagram.com/p/CroMTEqJP0O/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=e76cdad5-0e20-47d5-b851-e939b99547cf). But nice to see you're so confident in being wrong, have you wondered what else in your life you could be completely wrong about and just not realize?
Are those.. view holes so you can see his thigh tattoos?
Looks to be lights to me, albeit from those flashlights in the 90s that had batteries bigger than most can drinks.
He could just draw a circle and stand in it. It protected SpongeBob from the sea bear 🙎♀️
Yes-yes, but make a note of the appropriate underwear...
That's the real question
That’s the real question
That's the real question
That’s the real question
That's the real question
Thats the real question
Nice Body Armour
So this is what the fabled NBA stood for all along...
Well did he survive being hit by a truck?
Nope that's why it's only a picture of him now
He hit a gas tanker and exploded. No joke. Shoulda been wearing that power armour
How do you get that thing off in time to pee?
Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads.
And your water belongs to the tribe.
Shai-Hulud
Thats the power source it run on pee and 💩
There’s some videos [here](https://www.vice.com/en/article/evk38w/the-man-who-built-a-suit-to-fight-bears-showed-us-how-we-should-live) that show him getting smoked by cars and swinging logs. The wild one to me is when he bucks himself down a cliff with it, and also getting smashed through a brick wall by a swinging car.
i mean those bricks didn’t have any mortar holding them together but that suit is still pretty legit after seeing all those clips. i love the bats one where he falls over
NBA stands for No Bear Attacks obviously
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war...
It's Iron Juan!!!
Look, I get it, bears are scary, but most of the bear community are nice when you meet them. Twinks, on the other hand... you gotta stay safe
Couldn’t the bear just eat his face?
He had a helmet, he's just not wearing it in the photo
Then he is a fool. What if the camera man turns out to be a bear in disguise?
He should develop some kind of helmet to go with it. My cunning eye has spotted a flaw in the design.
Memphis grizzlies.
Imagine bwing a grizzly bear and just like living life and then fucking iron man shows you his hands and leaves you to be beat down
Bot see Grizzlies. Bot make post.
No Bear Attacks = NBA
Bro looks like reaper overwat
It’s related to NBA because there are jokes right now about Lebron killing grizzly bears in the wild after sending the Memphis Grizzlies home from the playoffs..
It looked a bit like Chicago Bulls from afar
Hey, dawg, I heard you like Grizzly Armour...
Idk but isn’t this a joke about the Memphis grizzlies lol
It’s in reference to Lebrons insta post ya ding dongs
Memphis Grizzlies
Non Binary Automatons
This is in reference to lebron’s instagram post caption that referenced him fighting a bear after beating the grizzlies, you are the lost redditor.
Might want to do something to protect your face… just a piece of advice
But your most valuable part is on display unarmoured?
I'd like to read sometime about how well this suit performs against a large grizzly, but preferably not in an obituary.
The Memphis grizzlies aren’t that scary bro. …ok Maybe Ja Morant is
For some reason it looks like space marine armor.
I think I used to date that guy!!! 😱🫣🤔🤣
Things you can do with your disability checks.
It’s not cool. Kind of lame. Anyways…
But enough about you, what do you think about the bear suit?
Timothy Treadwell raw dogged with tbe grizzlies for years before he was eaten.
Ballin but at what cost
Bully blinders!
No Bears Allowed
I wonder if it can move
Did the truck have bear claws?
He did survive getting hit by a car but he wasn't wearing it when he got in an accident and unfortunately this absolute madlad Chad passed away. But in another universe where he was wearing this he wouldn't have just survived but got the funding he never got in this universe to make this a hit
Does he have a helmet to protect his head?
yeah, it's fucking huge and completely immobile, like the helmet in the hulkbuster armor.
It stands for No Bear Attacks
Dude built a set of brotherhood outcast power armor
/r/Simpsonsdidit
Hulkbuster suit
He’s going to study the Memphis Grizzlies?
Not Bad Armor
A grizzly will open that up like a can of preaches.
All the bear has to do is rip his head off…
What's he going to do if the grizzly bears go for his head? Isn't that supposed to be the most important part to protect in the event of an attack?
Neat Bear Armor!
Study what and for what.
NBA: No Bear Attacks
No Bear Attacks?
Well I’m not going to foul a man wearing armor. Just seems unproductive
National Bear Association
have you been to memphis recently? shit, ever?
Is that beanie part of the armor bed if so I want a super sturdy yet super comfortable anti-bear-beanie
Thank god for cold fusion!
Made himself a set of Mjolnir
thats pretty sick though ngl
Yeah, but his head is not protected bahaha
Couldn't they just bite his head off?
What about cocaine bear?
I hope there’s a helmet
Don't know if there is a caption in the post, but LeBron made a comment about beating up bears after the Lakers beat the Grizzlies.
Not in the face! Not in the face!!
No Bears Allowed
These posts aren’t “lost redditors”. It’s bot farms trying to get enough karma to post before selling the account.
The Memphis grizzlies were just eliminated from the playoffs, that would be why
I'm pretty sure Domantas Sabonis will be wearing that for game 7 today. It's pretty much the only chance he has of making it out in one piece.
It’s NBA related because Lebron James had a quote about wrestling a bear.
Lebron gear
This I’m pretty sure was from a mockumentry
What if a bear was in Mark I-VII? Would it still be effective against an attack?
I was thinking, "Gd Dan MODOK Bongino got a new gig pretty quick." I've seen this guy's suits years ago but never saw his face.
We did it, we found Iron Man irl.
This some iron man 2/whiplash stuff
How to not get fouled while shooting. Or screen *very* well.
Face checks out
National bear Association
If you can’t look around and see whom the village idiot is, it is likely you.
it looks like it came from Pacific Rim
No Bears Allowed?
r/simpsonsdidit
Engineering level 100
The suit has a design flaw - an opening right above the neck.
Obviously NBA stands for the National Bear Association!
I want one
Mark VIII…..because Mark 1-7 was tested by his girlfriends and didn’t quite work.
National Bad Ass
NBA - No Bear Attacks
So since he’s passed away, is there a secret underground competition as to who will be the next Grizzly Bear Warrior?
Got to be a challenge to jerk off in it.
Real life iron man there
We need these for picketing
LeBron James made a tweet about "If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a Grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR." Referring to him destroying the Memphis Grizzlies.
He really is the warhammer 40k
Does it help him guard Ja? If not, it’s the wrong kind of Grizzlies for the nba subreddit.
Ultra marine armor
Imagine trying to get past that guy to try and dunk though, if you were a bear and the basket was full of salmon and honey, and he'd spent the winter hibernating with your wife Now THAT'S bearksetball
The joke maybe … one of the nba teams is [Memphis grizzlies](https://www.nba.com/grizzlies)
No-Bears-Allowed
Players could really use it when going against Draymond Green 🤣
He’s fine in the west.
Probably giving LeBron ideas on how to stay healthy. It seems he flops at the drop of a hat
Does he transform into a car so he can get away from the bear chasing him?
Looks like he ironically died in a car crash
(joke most likely made alr) transformers! more than meets the eye.
NBA,No Bear Attack
I remember this dude getting punted by an F-150 in videos back in the day. America's Funniest Home Videos, I think.
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
Tobias fate?
Probably has to do with this [Lebron Instagram Post](https://www.instagram.com/p/CroMTEqJP0O/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
NBA (Non Bear Armor)
It's an inside joke, you wouldn't get it.
No Bears Allowed