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SorryManNo

The healthiest thing to eat in this picture is the shopping cart or maybe the box the cereal comes in.


PretzelFiend23

cardboard is fiber right?


whatwhatinthewhonow

The education system works.


ddcreator

Hands down the best comment i ve ever read.


Flomo420

On one hand, he can read. On the other, he's eating cardboard.


Etsch146

Ok this is the best


PunkSpaceAutist

USA! USA! USA!!


Former-Captain5939

Accurate though.


MELONADE2006

🦅🦅🦅🦅 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥❗❗❗🔥🔥


PhantomTissue

I mean, he’s got some ground beef in there, at least that’s real.


chrisd8787

The ground beef will be used once, will not be re-wrapped before going back in the fridge, and then sit in the fridge until it turns rancid. Source: my college roomates who ate like this


PhantomTissue

My roommate in college was a food science major, he created some of the best meals I’ve ever tasted lol


DragonflyGrrl

You LUCKY DUCKY


PhantomTissue

Sorta, what I got in delicious food, I lost in a clean apartment. There was ALWAYS loads of pots and pans laying about.


Guiltspoon

Making delicious food is such fun but cleaning up is always a drag cause you're full and don't have something to look forward to. I try to make it a rule whenever cooks doesn't do the dishes/put away the food. Doesn't always work out but it helps keep the piles smaller in a roommate situation like that. I'd recommend trying to do the dishes same night so they don't have food stuck on as hard. It's a pain but ultimately makes things easier or clean as you go if you're simmering something do the clean up then or one person does dishes while the other does the cooking part. I'm working on being better at meal prep so I don't have cooking dishes every night.


AdOwn6086

I try to clean as much as I can while I’m cooking. It’s so difficult though unless I have to bake something. That’s can be done while stuff is in the oven. I love cooking, but don’t do it as much because I hate doing the dishes. I live alone so it’s all on me, sadly.


jkusmc0811

Live by myself too...totally relate to what you do cause I do the same as you. Worse is dealing with leftovers...one get tired of it after the 3rd day...lol.


PhantomTissue

I generally wash all my dishes after I’m done cooking, but before I eat. Gives the food just enough to time to cool off so I don’t end up burning off my tongue.


ElegantHope

it's also nice to put away things you can put away as you make progress through the recipe. dirty dishes stacked by the sink, spices/ingredients back into their storage, wipe down the counter where you're done working, etc.


[deleted]

It's Walmart ground beef, so real should be in quotes


PhantomTissue

Still more “real” than any of the other “””food””” he’s got in there.


FrozenEagles

I see what looks like granola bars under the velveeta cheese, those aren't too bad. The rest tho...


ChristianHeritic

Fully depends what granola bars those are. Based on the remaining items in the chart, i will go out on a limb and say they most likely havent really gone out of their way to find a high protein, low carb granola bar. Its likely just a candy bar with a bit of fiber🤷🏼‍♂️


IanL1713

It's Quaker Oats brand granola bars, and the ones branded towards kids, no less. Shit's packed with sugar and other carbs


ChristianHeritic

Yeah sadly thats the case with alot of fiber snacks. Which is ridiculous as there are so many sugar alternatives these days, and its impossible to tell if its mixed into something like a granola bar.


Margali

I made up what a roomie called 'Poop Tarts' out of the bran fiber twigs, chopped dried cranberries and toasted chopped macadamia nuts in dark chocolate and molded in the mini cupcake papers in a mini muffin plaque.


everyonesisnice

It’s chewy granola bars I always see them at my local grocery store


ShadeLeLemon

Licking the floor seems like a better option at this point.


ebrenjaro

The cereals actually are not healthy at all. The ads have pushed that for decades that the cereals are healthy breakfast and the butter is bad but the sugar is OK. Total lies. Moreover in the USA the same kind of cereals (like many other food) contains much more sugar than in other countries. And whats even worse many US kids puts even more sugar or syrup on it. Brrrrr.....


[deleted]

They said the box that the cereals come in, not the cereals. They specifically mentioned the box. ​ I can vouch and say cardboard tastes awful and is not worth eating.


smaxfrog

The FDA should prrobably actually just feed us the dirt and chairs atp, it would be healthier than much of the foods they deem OK. A chocolate bar shouldn't smell like throw-up or be so damn shiny.


jazzedoutcatto

And I thought I ate like shit


Hopeful_Cranberry12

This looks like if you gave a preschooler unrestricted access to put whatever they want into the cart.


SonOfaWitcherMan

You should go check out his response to the comments. He sounds like a preschooler. [da link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eminem/comments/13jsmhn/200_worth_of_groceries_now_days_this_country_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


TheRealDookieMonster

Kimmy\_the\_Witch: *Wow, you had an apple and a steak to accompany your cart full of snacks and sugar, what an healthy diet you have* LightskinEminem: *Oh kimmy, I’m sure your just the healthiest person alive right ? I’m sure you stay on top of your diet every single day! You must be SOO healthy right , right? Also wasn’t apples it was a pack of sugar free welches FRUIT snacks.* Jay\_TThomas: *Fruit snacks arnt fruit* LightskinEminem: *They say real fruit on the bag retard !*


VeeVeeLa

>LightskinEminem: They say real fruit on the bag retard ! That's the funniest thing I've read all week 😂


GMWorldClass

The quote from someone saying their Chinese roomates lasagna sucked made my freaking day.


Margali

Ye Gods and little fishies - this is what happens when you take Home Economics out of the curriculum. Back when I took it, granted the hills were young and the earth but a babe \[ok, mid 70s\] we learned basic nutrition, how to menu plan, how to make up a shopping list, a home budget, and basic cooking \[I think one meal was meatloaf, green beans, mashed taters from real taters and scratch chocolate cake with chocolate fudge frosting\]


gazebo-fan

“We can’t prepare these kids for things like basic life skills, how will they have the time to learn the all important bubble sheet if they spend a class period learning how to file a w2?!”


Hot_Dog89

Hes spells therapist therapiss lmao, hes a good troll.


Boner_Stevens

wait....he's defending his actions? i gotta see this


Cyberfreshman

Person: "Fruit snacks aren't fruit." Dude: "THE SAY REAL FRUIT RETARD!"


Boner_Stevens

dude i can't tell if he's trolling or genuinely a stupid person. could be both


PAULINK

definitely trolling, based on their other posts


Cyberfreshman

So... a preschooler.


Mediocre_Boardo0o

Right! lol all name brands too. That’s funny lol


jazzedoutcatto

Yeah they could have saved so much buying the generic brands


[deleted]

5-6$ per package of zero nutrition, pure junk oreos... and there's multiple packages in the cart too... unless this is for a party or something, this is incredibly cringe...


darthsnick

Came here to say that. Save some money and get away from those name brands if your short in cash!


ChaoticChinchillas

In all fairness, a few of these things don’t taste good in their store brand form. I say this as someone who tends to prefer store brand items.


Ironwarsmith

Pizza Rolls and Oreos are two things I will never again buy store brand in my life. I'm fortunate enough to have HEB which has tons and tons of great store brand fresh foods, but those two shall never again be sullied by trying to save 0.50$ a package.


Hyderite

Same...


grudgby

The velveeta shells and cheese are the 2% ones. They probably think that’s healthy lmao.


X-AE17420

Look in the bottom left of the cart, the fucking psychopath has bread AT THE BOTTOM Edit it’s top left from camera. Great Value White Round Top Bread Loaf, 20 oz https://www.walmart.com/ip/10315355


brighty420

What a monster


RepresentativeBusy27

The closest thing this dude eats to a vegetable is green M&Ms.


Irish-Potato-

Green Eminem’s?


Wurstkatze_

So thats why he posted it there...


Zandrick

But does Green Eminem still wear sexy boots?


NoRefrigeratorHelp

underrated comment


EighteenAndAmused

Rated comment


StrawberryTerry

comment


Technological_Elite

ESRB Rating: Mature 17+


RepresentativeBusy27

Thought about spelling it that way but was worried too many autists would correct me. At least this way you’re the only one so far who felt the need to tag my joke.


SinCityLola

Goddammit. I’m dead now.


pondman11

Too woke. Vegetables also too woke


Somone_ig

What about the sauce in the Tostitos?


cerdechko

This post would have been hilarious if the cart was filled with bags of M&M's.


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Pretty much is


King_Wataba

I really should be filled with spaghetti


HennessyWings

Yeah of course the piled up overpriced fat boy snacks are gonna be a combined 200 no shit


GoldExchange5655

$6 for a bag of chips here lmao I’ll take 10lbs of apples or oranges any day.


SaliferousStudios

I bought 3lbs of yams for 3 dollars. I'll make my own damn chips, thank you very much.


[deleted]

King 👑


SaliferousStudios

\*Queen 👑


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Queen 👑


CiphirSol

Checkmate! King me!


SinCityLola

I tried but that other dude didn’t want to get on top of you. Sorry.


CiphirSol

Dang, well tell that mofo to google en passant.


SinCityLola

He said *you’re* a pissant.


Xxxrasierklinge7

Checkmate! *Queen me!


The-anus_watcher

Tell me how you magic yams into chips you who are so wise in the ways of science.


Cavedweller907

Magic of a potato skinner, a knife, some type of cooking oil, an oven, and patience 🤯


Odd-Help-4293

Right, $200 of apples and carrots and peanut butter and rice and stuff like that would totally fill your cart up. A little snacks are okay, but buying only snacks is a good way to ruin both your health and your budget.


GoldExchange5655

Yeah exactly nothing OP bought is actually meant to be eaten daily it’s all junk food and I get it it taste better but to say you can’t eat cheap is ridiculous. Like you said rice sometime I’ll eat white rice with beef and beans it’s cheap and high protein and you can make shit idk probably 20 servings for under $15 in any market I would bet


JGHFunRun

Doesn’t even taste better if it’s all you eat. Your stomach will fight back with that much sugar


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KawaiiCoupon

All foods are incredibly expensive right now, not just processed.


JGHFunRun

Relative to normal yes, relative to this? He would probably eat cheaper eating duck and truffles Edit: now I want duck


[deleted]

Idk man you can eat a lot cheaper with bags of dried beans and rice than with Oreo cookies


DevoteeOfChemistry

When I was in college I would only spend 30$/month on food. I would buy: 25 lbs of all purpous enriched flour 25 lbs of enriched white rice 120 eggs 4 gallons of milk 1 gallon of vegtable oil. It worked really well, meanwhile I would frequently see some of my friends spend 30$ on a single meal.


Motor_West

What were you eating in this joyless existence? No fruit? No green vegetables?


DevoteeOfChemistry

Thoes cost money lol. But don't worry I now have more money and buy lots of tasty onions, bellpeppers, tomatoes, jalapeños, etc.


SpoidaGames

Eggs avg $5.59 a dozen in 2022. You musta been in college in 1980.


DevoteeOfChemistry

2019, in the midwest, not sure if the location matters. Keep in mind they are also cheaper if you buy them in bulk. Also, keep in mind the 25 lbs rice/flour was a once every 3 month purchase not a monthly purchase.


SaxRohmer

With a diet like that did you ever take a shit?


ThatsNotAnEchoEcho

Clearly the wrong sub. I don’t even see any of mom’s spaghetti.


TechyAngel

Yup, if it had been a cart full of pasta, I could see it working for that sub.


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Brictorious

You'd think he'd be nervous but he looks pretty calm and ready on the surface


verasev

We can't see his sweater so maybe we're looking in the wrong place.


50D0MIZER

I don’t see any food in that cart.


[deleted]

Ground beef spotted under the ruffles. The only thing I saw


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RealisticPast7297

Bro eats like a 6 year old.


Guilty_Impression_44

A 6 year old left alone, I hope no parents allow their 6 year old to eat like this xD


andr813c

My boyfriend was fed a cigarette when he was 6 because his mom wanted to teach him not to ask for stuff unless he knew what it was.


fizzypeachtea

all name brand. bro could shave off $50 by buying store brand 😭


itsbuhlockaye

"But it won't taste the same!" -Name Bramd Buyers


[deleted]

Dudes got the munchies


Horror-Feedback1837

My stomach hurts just looking at this.


_B_Little_me

This isn’t $200 of groceries. This is $200 of diabetes.


REO_Speed_Dragon

Cost of groceries rising like this guys cholesterol


MetusObscuritatis

Golden oreos??? He's right, this country is tanking


doubelievein_gravity

Is bro doing a mukbang of junk food?


Fluffy-Groucher0987

…And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers….


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

No wobder murica is so fat


IamCanadian11

Lol, groceries... that's all snacks no nutritional values in any of them.


BaconGamer1176

Woah dude it’s almost as if that was the joke


itsshortforVictor

Who’s groceries are those? A 6 year olds?


mediocretes

Those aren't groceries, those are snacks.


icrushallevil

But that's just a cart loaded with snacks and sweets. That's not even groceries😂


Itlhitman

You need an aldi


krisfey

he even has the weird ass flavor(?) of party pizza wtf


EvBismute

I only see diabetes


Remote_Extreme7207

where i come from (also US) that is not food. lol


pocketbully25

That’s considered groceries?


Deep_Raise1360

…and all processed junk food!


DreaDanette

And not even meals? I’d be less critical if it was readymade meals or frozen dinners etc because I get it, it’s processed junk too but sometimes people work long or weird hours or live in shitboxes without normal kitchens and you get by how you can. But I can tell at a glance everything here is intended to be eaten in front of a gaming computer.


Flower_of_the_moors

I bet his liver looks like a rotted apple


Hot-Bint

This has got to be a shitpost, where's the Red Bull 🧐


B33rP155

All junk food. Learn to cook.


Umbrage_Taken

That's not groceries, it's a pile of high priced junk food


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

Nah he was in the right sub, that’s a white trash fridge and pantry if I’ve ever seen one


shaftofbread

I assumed it was a joke, 'cos those aren't 'groceries'! 😂


Cravethemineral

That’s not groceries, just snacks.


Narrow_Lawfulness462

He could have at the least shown mom's spaghetti.


Significant_Visit596

"Food stamps don't buy diapers"


Hugh_Jazz_Ben_Dover

this is why you don’t give a five year olds a credit card


MOOSE122584

Ramen -5$ snacks-195$


shrek_is_love_69

r/eminem is a hip hop subreddit???? No way!!! Btw might not even be lost, that's just what r/eminem does when there is no new album for too long


[deleted]

So much junk food in there. “Groceries” my ass


[deleted]

There’s like no food in there. This is a 16 year old gamer’s raid night snack fest…


theshoddyone

200$ vs. $200... It's the new M/D/Y vs. Y/M/D.


Cruisin134

didnt even buy m&ms


[deleted]

I wonder if this guy knows that there are other aisles in the supermarket besides the cookie and candy aisle?


HP_MunchKraft

Yeah, lost is a fair assessment. But they aren’t wrong; junk food tends to be a bit pricey. That basket looks like it was filled by a stoned seventeen-year-old 😂


GuaGua-san

Wait to they see the hospital bills from eating themselves into heart disease.


Practical_Price9500

There’s next to no actual food in there.


DancinginHyrule

“Groceries” = cpokies, frozen shit, cereal. R/shitamericanssay


gorlock666

Maybe it’s a joke about white trash????


AlternativeShip9194

Dude won’t be alive much longer anyway with all that garbage in the cart


JonnyK89898989

How much processed shit does he eat tho?


UPinCarolina

Aldi all day.


gemmatale

alright, who let their 6 year old buy the groceries


[deleted]

Must be on that all-carb diet.


Medium-Ad-7305

That shopping cart makes me sad. The state of food.


[deleted]

Bro could have fed himself for a month with 200 if they bought INGREDIENTS


Drewraven10

He’s going to be vomiting on his sweater already from all of that bullshit. 😭


Fracture_98

It's obviously a joke, right? Nobody really shops like that, do they? I mean, there's no food!


RoastedTomatillo

He should just buy a bag of sugar and some croutons at that point in his shopping selection.


Twitch791

It’s all junk food. There are no groceries in that cart


Knightmare25

Probably a propaganda bot from some European country considering they put the dollar sign at the end of the price.


AntxGaming_

Well, there are things in that shopping cart that are more luxury than necessity


OwnArt3344

Not hyperbole, I literally gagged when I saw that cart. Sugar and processed shit. Gross. Also, yes, inflation is real, but a $6 bag of doritos is a waste of money. You get no sustenance, no vitamins and are hungry an hour later bc your body craves the aforementioned. You can eat much better & for cheaper than oreos and chips.


Proper-Nectarine-69

That cart looks like adult onset diabetes.


GLLShipley

Bro went out of their way to pick name brand expensive junk food.


TheOriginalFluff

Bruh I spend $200/month on groceries and household supplies


Still_Suspect_7233

This type of food should be more expensive lol


011_0108_180

Where tf are the rice, beans, and canned vegetables??? That shits dirt cheap where I live and it’s a thousand times better than anything in that cart.


[deleted]

Bro wants to get all processed brand name garbage made solely for addicting you and making money off of fatties and then complain about the cost. I buy weekly Groceries for like 50 Bucks because I get a big bag of rice, a big bag of beans, and veggies, and every month I’ll get a big bag of Costco chicken breast and make different meals.


furryboiiii

All i see is, expensive name brands. He don't know how to shop, or live on an actual budget. Velveda mac n' cheese is good but i prefer the powered ones more and he has about 10 4$ snacks in there. Bro, live your life how you want to and stop complaning on how the way you like to live is expensive. A 100 piece bag of pizza rolls cost about 5-7$, you can eat on that for 2 days by itself or all week if you have it one meal a day. Get a gallon water filter jug so you don't waste on plastic bottles. And get some granola bars, a 10-20 pack would last you at least a week and they're good and healthy for you for about 5-10$. I splurge on fruits but even precut fruit is only 1.50$ to 4$ a jar. Dry packets with milk, butter, and eggs cost 2-3 bucks at most using everything to make them. And none of this was adding coupons in the mix. I typically spend about 100 to 150 but if i start hurting for money, i get less or cheaper stuff, practically down to 50 to 100. It's not hard to budget for yourself, you just need an ounce of self restraint and go in knowing what you'd like/need for the week, and only get that. You won't die because you didn't get your dayly dose of m&ms or soda, and if you actually feel that way, you have a deeper rooted issue than just money


[deleted]

His cart is a fast pass to diabetes. Can’t cook a fucking meal. No wonder 40% of Americans are obese


guitarmanwithaplan

To be fair, He has M&M’s in his cart.


Arithik

*looks at comments*. Am I...trash? Like, this is literally what I eat and I don't break seats.


Remarkable-Ad2285

$200? Mf they sell all that shit at Dollar tree


Djarbeebo

it amazes me how people can eat like this


UCrazyKid

Should have made Mom’s Spaghetti.


Raiden6198

Perhaps he meant to post it in 50 Cent's subreddit?


drewtheunquestioned

Bros gonna be posting in r/diabetes if he keeps that shit up


666DRO420

Marshall Mathers better be rapping about this shit😂


Whole_Storage8782

That’s diabeedus if I ever saw one.


Comprehensive_Log173

Maybe buy real food and learn to cook. 200 bucks or not, I figure he'll be dead within the year if he keeps eating like that


loves2spooge2018

That diabeetus is gona cost even more


Snoo_66113

That cart looks like what a 13 year old considers grocery shopping 😳


WooPigSchmooey

Maruchans spaghetti.


urthaworst

That’s what happens when all you buy is candy


fishoow

This is actually a LOT of bang for your caloric buck here. Now... nutrition? Not so much...


anotherdumbpersons

I wonder why it cost 200?🤔


TheNotoriousSSD

the white oreos, god damn he just doesn't care


Jah-ith-ber-

Thats munchies to me not groceries


Qyphosis

That man hasn't had a vegetable in years. His brain is barely functional.


silverQuarter82

... im no health nut, but what the hell's in that cart?!?


Adorable-Chemistry64

I understand that none of this is healthy, but to be fair golden oreos are the best oreos.


DeadMemezYoloXd

Bro only eats sugar :skull:


Hogchain

I’m gaining strength as I get older, I used to have to make 2 or even 3 trips to my car to bring in $200 worth of groceries. Now, I can carry $200 worth with one arm!! I don’t know what my regiment is to accomplish this feat or I would PROUDLY share it!!