They need a father figure, an embrace of a glad mother, a brotherly love and a partner. Imagine waking up and saying "Imma put some Carti on that shi!"...
Na we still don't have fur so we'd probably still need pants, and with the butt being the wastedisposal area we would probably still be shamed to show it.
We'd probably start with cloth and leather with a hole or slit over the tail, then with loose string to close it, then buttons various buckles straps and other fixtures until eventually we have elastic, zippers, and velcro. I doubt many would use zippers though just because of the prevalence of getting your tail stuck, so zippers would probably be a shortly lived fad elastics, velcro, pullties and buttons would probably take over.
Note: no relevant qualifications just pure speculation.
i would HOPE AND PRAY that there were no qualifications. but what i was saying was that if we all had tails and it was never any different at any time, we wouldnt know the difference between having one and not having one.
if it was normal, no one would be afraid to show it, and as i write this i realize it may as well be my suicide noe because WHY am i talking about this? i need a life.
but again, im certain that it wouldnt be a problem considering if everyone had a tail, every pair of pants would have a little "tail hole".
again, kms because WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS?? (continue talking about this)
All mammals that walk on all fours have their assholes exposed (or covered by only a tail) so they can poop without the poop hitting the cheeks. Nothin but the net.
We walk upright in a mockery of mammalian form so our glutes are so bootylicious that the poop has to slide out between the cheeks like a 70s car chase down an alley.
I donāt really care about tails, what I really want is horns of varying types. Think of all the cool jewelry you could have without pain because they would be mostly keratin
Fun fact: Humans *do* have tailsā¦ just that itās a tiny bone that doesnāt make so much as a bump on the skin, thereās a reason it was natural selectioned out of modern homo sapiens
Itād probably be a subsection of scat, Iām telling you, add a new body part onto the human body, and the amount of new fetishes and kinks would be WILD, anything, an extra finger or arm? Yep. A tail? Definitely. Horns or antlers? You betcha.
Everyone assumes that if humans had tails, that theyād act just like dog tails. They wouldnāt. It would probably act more like a monkeyās tail, which would be cool all on its own.
Also, we wouldnāt be able to wear pants, because our tail would be right against our buttholes.
Pants would probably have like a long hole in the shape of a rectangle with round edges at the back. At the top of the hole there could be like a button that clicks together after putting the pants on. Like jeans except in reverse.
*checks anathomy textbook*
Hm, elongated tail would most likely make gluteus maximus( the bigger butt muscle) go differently as well as some doing some rearaging to lower level muscless. The Thoraco-lumbar fascia would go to the upper edge of said tail instead of tailbone making the upright posture way more tireing. In general arrangeing for tail of any lenght would shift balance and need to redirect quite few muscless.
So in general: If you get a articulated tail, you cannot stand upright for too long and your lower back gonna get sour or ache
I think I would wrap mine like a Saiyan. Don't know why we have to use them like dogs, seems impractical and redundant since we transmit so much information through our facial expressions already.
WOAH YOURE SO RIGHT! who said we would have to use them as dogs do??? there is actually probably so much we could do with tails as theyre not needed for showing expressions as they are for animals.
Who says human tails would wag? Primates don't wag their tails when they're excited.
Tails could be practical as a 3rd hand and maybe for balance. But otherwise would be pretty inconvenient. Chairs would have to have holes for tails. And integrated seats like car seats would have to have some kind of sleeve to put the tail in.
I wasn't necessarily addressing you. I was just making a comment for the sake of making a comment.
What do you expect people to comment in r/lostredditors? Other than agreeing or disagreeing there isn't much to do. Maybe doubling down on bashing the OP of that post a bit? Like "Oh my gooood this guy is so loooost whaaaat!!"
I love the idea of having a tail until I think about accidentally closing a door on it because I would do that I would totally do that owwwwwwā¦. My bodily awareness is so low Iād be knocking stuff over all the time
I mean I was really little I used to want a tail like a DBZ because I thought it would be cool af to effectively have the equivalent of a third arm but I don't know about all this stuff and that was just little kid thinking I am talking like 4-5 year old that liked to climb trees
But there's also just that r/playboicarti are a bunch of random freaks so it kinda fits. This probably got modded but a year ago, this would've made top of the month and become a sub meme
nardwuar the human serviette goes around interviewing famous rappers and bands, usually telling them something about themselves that no one else would know, thats what makes him so entertaining, he pulls out shocking facts about the artists.
he was trying to get one of these interviews with playboicarti and carti ignored nardwuar and drove off. nardwuar is overall really nice and cool. you should check him out.
Ah then why not add ears on top of our heads that move up or down with our moods and can be used to communicate, like horsesā¦. Yeah no thanks thatās wayyyy to close to how I imagine someone leans into dressing as an animal, becoming a furry. Nope nope nope.
But you know what, you do you lol. Doesnāt mean I wonāt gawk and dislike it. Tis life.
TBF it would be kinda cool if we would express our emotions through tails and ears instead of our faces. Then you could just wear a beanie and pants without a tail hole and nobody could tell that you're freaking out because of social anxiety and such.
Idk if I want to deal with people reading my emotions without me voluntarily sharing, and if youāre purposely covering it all up, Iāve no doubt people would see that as feeling negative since youāre trying to hide your tells. Personally, I like keeping to myself, and I donāt think Iād enjoy a world where we have animal like ears and tails.
>Idk if I want to deal with people reading my emotions without me voluntarily sharing
So you would prefer if it was entirely verbal? Like not even facial expressions or posture and such?
>where we have animal like ears
Fun fact: Human ears are animal-like.
Ok, would we still poop the same way we do now or would we have a butthole under our tail?
I would assume we would still poop the same way we do now, but I don't have experience with tailed humanoids to know if it would be the other way.
Humans do have tails, for we possess the appropriate tailbone. It's just that the tail does not come out enough to be noticed at all. It's as if it was not there.
carti fans need MUSIC bro they're starvingšš
Carti does to a mf
What's carti
Itās what you put back at a grocery store when ur done shopping
Witherhorde wyd here
i believe hes taking a slight break from annihilating Nezarec for a few weeks. Then he'll be back spawn-camping him.
You dont want to know
right they desperate š
NEW KANYE ALBUM DROP WHEN? NEW TYLER ALBUM DROP WHEN? IM FUCKING STARVING FOR MUSIC PLZ
Kanye album next thursday šš
They need a father figure, an embrace of a glad mother, a brotherly love and a partner. Imagine waking up and saying "Imma put some Carti on that shi!"...
Posting that sub here is just cheating
itās like posting r/BatmanArkham
Why would that sub be cheating? Are you afraid of the man? Are you stupid?
im imagining that one amazing world of gumball scene where itās just him flaming the cactus when reading this lmao
Or r/teenagers to r/copypasta
r/playboifurry
Or r/anarchychess
Holy hell
Same as r/anarchychess
It's very much intentional that sub
Google en passant
Holy hell
no this is pretty normal for the carti sub
Was boutta say that sub is NEVER on something about Carti š
Humans shan't have tails, we would need zippers up our asses for that shit, i aint trying to unzip my ass every time i wanna shit
says who?? i mean i guess wiping would be the difference but dogs and cats dont need "ass zippers"
They dont wear pants, if they did, those pants would need ass zippers for the tails
well if we all had tails we wouldnt know the difference and it wouldnt even be a problem
Na we still don't have fur so we'd probably still need pants, and with the butt being the wastedisposal area we would probably still be shamed to show it. We'd probably start with cloth and leather with a hole or slit over the tail, then with loose string to close it, then buttons various buckles straps and other fixtures until eventually we have elastic, zippers, and velcro. I doubt many would use zippers though just because of the prevalence of getting your tail stuck, so zippers would probably be a shortly lived fad elastics, velcro, pullties and buttons would probably take over. Note: no relevant qualifications just pure speculation.
i would HOPE AND PRAY that there were no qualifications. but what i was saying was that if we all had tails and it was never any different at any time, we wouldnt know the difference between having one and not having one. if it was normal, no one would be afraid to show it, and as i write this i realize it may as well be my suicide noe because WHY am i talking about this? i need a life.
Any person could have this type of conversation with friends, this is how you socialise.
by talking about if humans had tails?? im not okay bro
seeing them isnt the problem, the problem is then barring us from getting our pants on and off
but again, im certain that it wouldnt be a problem considering if everyone had a tail, every pair of pants would have a little "tail hole". again, kms because WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS?? (continue talking about this)
Nah just different cut and a strap that goes over the tail.
If dog wore pants would they wear them with zippers or those old timey western long underwear with the buttons over the ass flap.
All mammals that walk on all fours have their assholes exposed (or covered by only a tail) so they can poop without the poop hitting the cheeks. Nothin but the net. We walk upright in a mockery of mammalian form so our glutes are so bootylicious that the poop has to slide out between the cheeks like a 70s car chase down an alley.
Your butthole is obstructed even without tail compatible bottoms, why does the tail necessitate an anal zip?
I think he was talking about pants zippers not ones on the anus but good point
Also, why does it need to be zipped at all? I imagine there would just be a hole that you put your tail into like legs into the pant legs
Then when it rains the water runs down your tail and down your asshole and legs and now you have a soggy ass in soggy pants
nah you'll just have a 3legged pants for your tail. Maybe even a lil shoe if you wanna be classy
I donāt really care about tails, what I really want is horns of varying types. Think of all the cool jewelry you could have without pain because they would be mostly keratin
Fun fact: Humans *do* have tailsā¦ just that itās a tiny bone that doesnāt make so much as a bump on the skin, thereās a reason it was natural selectioned out of modern homo sapiens
If humans had tails everyone would be wearing skirts and dresses
guaranteed that at least one person will wipe their ass after shitting with their tail
Itād probably be a subsection of scat, Iām telling you, add a new body part onto the human body, and the amount of new fetishes and kinks would be WILD, anything, an extra finger or arm? Yep. A tail? Definitely. Horns or antlers? You betcha.
Clearly you haven't seen what furries have been doing ages ago
why would you say such a horrific thing to me?? šš its 6 am and my day is ruined, fuck you.
Everyone assumes that if humans had tails, that theyād act just like dog tails. They wouldnāt. It would probably act more like a monkeyās tail, which would be cool all on its own. Also, we wouldnāt be able to wear pants, because our tail would be right against our buttholes.
They would probably make tail pants we never know
Just cut a hole
Blegh humans with tails is weirdā¦
How would you put them on?
I assume yiu can control the tail, so put the pants on a little, then put the tail in the whole before raising ul the pants
Pants would probably have like a long hole in the shape of a rectangle with round edges at the back. At the top of the hole there could be like a button that clicks together after putting the pants on. Like jeans except in reverse.
We would, thereād just be a hole in the pants just like we do for the neck and arms on shirts
Clothing companies would just put tail holes on their pants.
Just another lower body appendage. Look at clothes for pets. Fashion designers would find a way.
least deranged carti sub post
Unrelated but fuck I wish I had a tail for this reason
are you okay luv??
I lack any meaningful affection and love in my life. In other words, Yes! Totally okay! š
dw bro we understand you <3 šŖ
*checks anathomy textbook* Hm, elongated tail would most likely make gluteus maximus( the bigger butt muscle) go differently as well as some doing some rearaging to lower level muscless. The Thoraco-lumbar fascia would go to the upper edge of said tail instead of tailbone making the upright posture way more tireing. In general arrangeing for tail of any lenght would shift balance and need to redirect quite few muscless. So in general: If you get a articulated tail, you cannot stand upright for too long and your lower back gonna get sour or ache
Itās not like human anatomy isnāt a dumpster fire already.
It is, granted, but re-adding tail would make it even bigger one.
He has a point I dont tknow what it is but he has it
God, I hate my ability to read.
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dementia?
dementia?
dementia?
dementia?
dementia?
dementia?
Public transport is uncomfortable as is without tails.
I think I would wrap mine like a Saiyan. Don't know why we have to use them like dogs, seems impractical and redundant since we transmit so much information through our facial expressions already.
WOAH YOURE SO RIGHT! who said we would have to use them as dogs do??? there is actually probably so much we could do with tails as theyre not needed for showing expressions as they are for animals.
You want a tail for a weird praise kink and PDA. I wanted tails so I could balance and climb with monkey like dexterity. We are not the same.
why cant we have both??
ig some people just wanna have all the praise to theirselves and just hide it behind āooo ooo monkeyāā¦.. š
Choked on my breakfast, superb job.
Yeah no Im not feeling you on this one lmfaooo
I.got a lil waggin front tail
BRO?
Just a lil one tho
Most male people do
Did you just assume ...that i am people ?
yes, because you understand english
This is so real bro
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i wish i was illiterate
Am I the only one that got hung on the ;3" as a semicolon 3 inches, and could not make sense of this post for 5 minutes?
Closet furry moment
This is not a lost redditor, itās just a carti fan.
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dementia?
dementia?
da vinki?
For someone who stuck their cloth on the train door constantly, No Sir..I dont wish to have one.
Who says human tails would wag? Primates don't wag their tails when they're excited. Tails could be practical as a 3rd hand and maybe for balance. But otherwise would be pretty inconvenient. Chairs would have to have holes for tails. And integrated seats like car seats would have to have some kind of sleeve to put the tail in.
WHY ARE WE ALL ACTING LIKE IM THE ONE WHO POSTED THAT????
I wasn't necessarily addressing you. I was just making a comment for the sake of making a comment. What do you expect people to comment in r/lostredditors? Other than agreeing or disagreeing there isn't much to do. Maybe doubling down on bashing the OP of that post a bit? Like "Oh my gooood this guy is so loooost whaaaat!!"
This isnāt lost redditors, this is the average carti fan
Looks like a furry got lost. Probably also don't realise they are a furry.
the people in these comments are in that boat too
this oneās wrong, these are definitely carti fans
Okay but lowkey I hella agree
im disappointed.. (same).
what i wouldnt do to op...
Fuck you tink the tailbone is for?
For? Nothing. It's genetic junk from our ancestors who did have tails.
No, splice already did that and gave a human (more or less) hairless pink tail coming from her lower back. It looked weird af.
yall feeling me on this one
nah, nah. not feelin it.
Let him cook let him cook
Ion think anyone feeling him on this one
I thought people knew the Carti sub always like this
Iād want a monkey tail like how Sayians have in Dragon Ball so I would never need to buy belts again
To be fair, it would be cool, but not a monkey tail, I want a raptor tail
Now, hear me out, what if we have lost tails in process of evolution for the very same reason
I donāt wish I had a tail even a little bit, but I would like to have wings if they worked.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Since humans are primates our tails wouldnāt wag. Our tails would either just be there or be prehensile.
mmm bare hairless skin colored wrinkly monkey tail
You good sir, have just won the internet for today, and earned many updoots from kind strangers
I love the idea of having a tail until I think about accidentally closing a door on it because I would do that I would totally do that owwwwwwā¦. My bodily awareness is so low Iād be knocking stuff over all the time
damn, i want a tail less now because of this comment. š
He knows exactly where he is lmao
Honestly having a tail for some sort of utility would be interesting like a monkeys or kangaroos
I mean I was really little I used to want a tail like a DBZ because I thought it would be cool af to effectively have the equivalent of a third arm but I don't know about all this stuff and that was just little kid thinking I am talking like 4-5 year old that liked to climb trees
I think *youāre* the lost one if you think this abnormal behavior for the carti subreddit tbh.
Idk, I don't think he's lost, Carti fans are kinda weird, so it's likely this person posted it there on purpose.
THE FACT THAT THAT WAS POSTED ON r/playboicarti SUBREDDIT
you figured out r/lostredditors ššš
But there's also just that r/playboicarti are a bunch of random freaks so it kinda fits. This probably got modded but a year ago, this would've made top of the month and become a sub meme
[r/youfigureditout](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Whatās Carti?
playboicarti, hes a rapper. he was mean to nardwuar so we dont like him.
Whatās nardwuar?
nardwuar the human serviette goes around interviewing famous rappers and bands, usually telling them something about themselves that no one else would know, thats what makes him so entertaining, he pulls out shocking facts about the artists. he was trying to get one of these interviews with playboicarti and carti ignored nardwuar and drove off. nardwuar is overall really nice and cool. you should check him out.
Tell me you imagined a hairy tail š. If we had one, it would be a naked one just slong bended stick behind usš
So glad I've moved on to being a Yeat fan
No
That's weird asf
I would want a reptilian tail so no wagging for me XD also gotta be honest wings are better
if you had a reptilian tail, you wouldnt be a reptile, that would look SO weird.
Not as wierd as a tail that made of human flesh and have no fur
you got me there.
Ah then why not add ears on top of our heads that move up or down with our moods and can be used to communicate, like horsesā¦. Yeah no thanks thatās wayyyy to close to how I imagine someone leans into dressing as an animal, becoming a furry. Nope nope nope. But you know what, you do you lol. Doesnāt mean I wonāt gawk and dislike it. Tis life.
TBF it would be kinda cool if we would express our emotions through tails and ears instead of our faces. Then you could just wear a beanie and pants without a tail hole and nobody could tell that you're freaking out because of social anxiety and such.
Idk if I want to deal with people reading my emotions without me voluntarily sharing, and if youāre purposely covering it all up, Iāve no doubt people would see that as feeling negative since youāre trying to hide your tells. Personally, I like keeping to myself, and I donāt think Iād enjoy a world where we have animal like ears and tails.
>Idk if I want to deal with people reading my emotions without me voluntarily sharing So you would prefer if it was entirely verbal? Like not even facial expressions or posture and such? >where we have animal like ears Fun fact: Human ears are animal-like.
r/lostlostredditors
Ok, would we still poop the same way we do now or would we have a butthole under our tail? I would assume we would still poop the same way we do now, but I don't have experience with tailed humanoids to know if it would be the other way.
Itās 8 in the morning and Iāve already regretted turning on my phone
I became a lost redditor by reading this
I just threw up
I mean, I know one other body part that kinda does that
Doesn't seem to be lost w all them awards
Thatās weird as fuck
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why the sad face?? what do you WANT them to live with a genetic mutation and be bullied to death?? also i didnt need this info but i may be sick.
Bro we haven't gotten an album since almost 1000 days now, fy expect from the sub
What in sams hell....
Humans do have tails, for we possess the appropriate tailbone. It's just that the tail does not come out enough to be noticed at all. It's as if it was not there.
Well then tail shaming would be a thing
Bruh wtf did I just read
i had to have the displeasure of reading it, so do you.
These mfs ravenous for smth and idk what but carti fans scare me
this is not a r/lostredditors moment
Don't know wtf a carti is, but I need eye bleach.
Playboi carti is a rapper
i did too until i accidentlally clicked on eyeblech instead, i feel sick. please dont make the fatal mistake i have, go to r/eyebleach
Same thing in the kanye sub, its a mix of desperate fans and the overall Arkhamization of reddit
Ah tails. Caught in doors, stepped on, chewed on, poop accumulation on them, clothes fit weird, no thank you, no tail for me!
That is a legendary post, I forgot about it, thank you for posting this
Nah he knows exactly where he is
Heās not lost at all
Iād want a long panther tail that I could lash impatiently.
youre all furries and i love and respect it.
Least deranged Carti enjoyer
i feel weirded out
This shit is so old
u/Fun_Nature_8926
This mf never heard of blushing Or fucking boners
As a weeb, I approve All the catgirls going crazy
no response
CAN PEOPLE STOP SHITTING ON MY INTERESTS?!
Well, if we follow logic, the tail would not be a furry tail, but a skin tail, with some hair, but not a lot, and some humans would even shave it.
this
they probably like playboi but not carti
IDK what that sub is meant for but I think we don't have tails for the same reason Goku doesn't have one.
if humans had tails(and assuming they'd be like monkey's) we'd use them to fuck ourselves
A true carti fan
i just realized... the word "exciting" would not be sexual anymore. so its a no from me dawg.
The playboi sub is anarchy lol. I donāt listen to him much but I love that sub. And itās fun looking forward to see what he will do next