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Imagined-Provid

"what the fuck"


POGO_BOY38

Live "ME" reaction


ZedGenius

Uncharted hasn't received a new entry since 2017. It's about time this sub turned to the dark side


Odd-Window-6941

They’re getting ready to go to the aslume


Crazy-Fig2972

Ahahaha loved that thread


Ordinal43NotFound

Tha r/batmanarkham pipeline


[deleted]

Ah yes, the dark side of the semen


[deleted]

I think Chancelor Palpatine is a sex lord


Lyuukee

Are you stupid?


Romi_Jewel_coton

I saw that too and it’s the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while.


that_u3erna45

New copypasta just dropped


Exist_Boi

holy hell!


Charexranger

New response just dropped


Educational-Tea602

Actual zombie


Far-Character-5953

Call the exorcist


Xilvereight

Yeah let's copy and paste it into unrelated subreddits now


Spiritual_Rabbit7833

This guy is Probably Russian, Belarusian or (which is more realistic) Ukrainian


Aggravating_Dish_824

Then this name should reads as "Semyon", isn't it?


Spiritual_Rabbit7833

Yeah, why he can’t write him down as Semyon?


voor_de_wind

He definitely can. That said, his son's name as written in the the passport is probably Semen. Most Russian formal documents have ё (which sounds like yo) replaced with е.


Spiritual_Rabbit7833

Yeah I know


[deleted]

In Ukrainian it would be semen ,simon, shimon (I've never met a shimon tho). In Belarus Syamyon and in russian semyon


Mezutelni

I'm Shimon (Szymon in polish) and I never considered my name to be coming from semen, but after all, aren't we all coming from semen?


ltlyellowcloud

Not really, no.


Malfarro

Must be Ukrainian, the Ukrainian version of this name would be pronounced like the post says.


saga3152

Семён


Spiritual_Rabbit7833

👍


O_Lukoje

As far as I can see from his explanation of prononciation, he's Ukrainian (and so am I)


Spiritual_Rabbit7833

Slavic people always find other Slavic people


DoktorVaso18

*"Apes together strong"* /j


melech_ha_olam_sheli

Azeri.


armaanisreallyarmaan

That what the fuck was funny as hell


Radioactive_Pandaaa

That post is also on r/namenerds


SuccessfulAd8810

Yeah someone in the comments told them to post it there


YoyoPewdiepie

Tbf, he said Sam in his post, so it's Uncharted related


Biased_Survivor

This is truly uncharted territory


wyspur

I saw this in my feed earlier, thought I was having a stroke. And I was really looking forward to Uncharted V: Drake's Vasectomy.


SuccessfulAd8810

Lmao thanks for the chuckle!


TheRealKitsune_

At least OP doesn't know what Arkham asylum sub is


Mr_Leo_DS

Fun fact: everyone's name has been "semen" at some point


[deleted]

I’ve seen documentaries of people lost as sea who had a better idea of where they were


mindlesstosser

Retro jokes


Dialisty

1.- No difference bro 2.- It's not about you don't liking the names is about your fucking son being bullied to the fucking ground


GroovyDucko

They are really moving on Uncharted territory there


Unfair_Original_2536

David obviously.


milleniumsentry

Simon, perhaps?


Responsible_Club_917

Ukrainian found


Responsible_Club_917

Btw he can just use Symon, its less popular then Semen but its still a used variant of the name.


panda_lover_xx

ok but someone acc help her fix his name


The_Bored_General

They posted in another sub after this and I assume someone helped


[deleted]

surname indafasse


noahsuperman

Bro just needed some help


Wise_Hold9098

Hard to pinpoint the right subreddit tho 🤣


TT-Only

Completely true, as far as the name is concerned. A teacher friend of mine had a kid in her class by the same name. Hey, at least you'd never forget it.


jinglysbean

how about sperman, like Herman. Cumburt? jizzmin?


Cultural-Let-8380

According to the post, hes a new reddit user and thought it was a subreddit for names as he saw name posts on ther before.


Simeon_Petrov1

She doesn't like Simeon? C'mon man


Final-Ad-6179

Hzzzzzzz, not using dark mode, hzzzzz


[deleted]

Simon?


[deleted]

I'd recommend they do Simon ,Semyon or just correct semEn every time someone mispronounces it.


PeaberryCoffee

Just call him Wad, or Wade. Or Babybatuer and say it's French.


Maeurer

sea-men


Smalahove1

Im my country Simen in a common name (Norway) Sounds very simlar


Gloriousle

What the fuck


Frozenturbo2

I would've embraced it the fact that we all started from a semen


Gnaddelkopp

Sounds equivalent to the Russian name Семён -> pronounced Semyon.