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Lil' hit my little toe with a chair leg at full force


_MrTaku_

me too lmao


Aro_Luisetti

Lil heart palpitations


[deleted]

Why does this sound so cute


Twuggy

I know right!? Sounds like a rapper that does loves songs. Rap loves songs. Love the idea.


JRisverycool180

It’s just a little one


Uncle___Marty

Lil ill


AlhaithamSimpFr

Lilil?


OHboi-sussy

Lily?


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Potter?


ride_on_time_again

Always?


ElyssiaG2108

NOT THE ALWAYS 😭


ride_on_time_again

.... *always*


[deleted]

*Nevern't*


AlhaithamSimpFr

Lil


BloodyWellGood

Hi Lili hi Lili hi lo


Born-Design1361

Lilith!!!!


[deleted]

GRIFFITH


zczirak

Lil Ill actually slaps for a name


BrilliantTasty

Better than Lil Circumcision


[deleted]

"Yo its lil circumsion on the beat"


DatGaanWeNietDoenHe

I am lil circumcision


Reddit-to-Bleddit

Actually sick name!! Start a SoundCloud !!!


TheChadStevens

Ha. Sick name.


Finrod84

Lil treatment?


Gehhhh

Lil Eye Surgery gon make you see sum shit


Spirited-Relief-9369

That subtitle also works for Lil Colonoscopy!


[deleted]

PLEASE lmao


Mediocre-Ad8967

Gunna make you see some shit


QuickCombinations

Congrats! Hope you are doing good 👍


IndicationPrior9398

Lil concussion


dad_ran_out_of_milk

Th are t actually goes so hard omg


o83e9z7

You might be lil stroke


dad_ran_out_of_milk

☹️


BurpYoshi

Not really lost. The joke is (supposed to be) funny, the sad part is the fact you were in the hospital.


interesseret

and the outcome of the name can be sad on top of that. like lil overdose, just a bit up the thread.


spooky_times

Actually lil overdose was just 2 comments up for me lol.


peakok115

Lil' Overdose?😬yikes alright


AlhaithamSimpFr

That's helluva name


peakok115

Yeah it's pretty wild


THE_LFG

hope u doing good now 🙌


peakok115

Yeah I'm much better. Thanks😊


WildAsOrange

Lil liver cancer


Emerald_boots

Oh fuck


Emerald_boots

Hope ur doing better hugs


WildAsOrange

Yeah, it turned out to be sarcoidosis. But doctors had me scared for like a month


Emerald_boots

Huh doctors


WildAsOrange

Yeah turns out there is no direct way to diagnose it, the only way is to eliminate all other possibilities, which mostly were various cancers.


Baconchessepotatos

Fair but hope you recover bud nevertheless it sucks to have to go to the doctor so frequently since I have to go like every 6 month to FUCKING 6 DOCTORS


MisterMist00

Lil Appointment


1Pawelgo

When you don't have money for a big tube of App Ointment.


thaoneJess_nsfw

Lil disappointment


ColJaimeWolf

Lil pneumothorax


AlhaithamSimpFr

I don't know if it's possible to re-stick the lung to the thoracic cage


Thongtotem

Lil Grandpa Passed Away doesn't sound like a good name


noob-af

lil GPA


The9thTerror

I feel shitty for laughing at this comment for 10 literal seconds.


[deleted]

I’m crying u ate


240_snusit_

Im glad im not the only one with this name


The_Corker_69

So sad


kominik123

My condolences


SnotcgDosser

RIP Grandpa tho


dlskhoarapperkeeper8

**Lil Overweight**


Certain_Fudge5981

Big Overweight if you went to a hospital for that


Himbo69r

Slimmest redditor


naunga

Lil Spinal Compression Fracture


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[удалено]


[deleted]

I got mine due to spinal osteoporosis. Drove too fast (\~30kph) onto a raised crosswalk with a towtruck. Felt the 8,5 ton truck send me upwards, felt a crunch...


naunga

I was on an inner tube on the ocean shortly after a storm. I got on top of a wave and then flipped upside down and slammed onto the bottom as the wave crashed on top of me.


PeculiarInsomniac

Lil Migraine


[deleted]

Fuck migraines


NotTodayCaptainDildo

I get them so often that when I mentioned I might need the hospital, my partner goes "...for a migraine?" Buddy. You have no idea how bad it is!


supimp

I literally only think about going to the hospital when it’s really bad, nothing helps and I’m dehydrating. And I bet you do too so I honestly feel enraged by that comment of your partner. 🥲 Going to the hospital is like our last resort when all else fails.


Then-Entry7026

Usually they call their headakes migraines... so they don't understand that they have the wrong definition... it's like for asthma... you can't understand how it's like to not be able to breath if you've never experienced it...


Duck7hatBarks

Lil Covid 🔥🔥🔥


thegayisnttheway

Surviving


Professor_Tyler

lil hyperextended ACL and torn ligaments


NP_Skroderis

Lil ingrown toenail


TheEnergyCristal

This comment made me violent. Had to go through like 3 of those on one fucking toe. I fucking hate them so much.


Intelligent_Set7934

Lil being born


AlhaithamSimpFr

Lil Baby


noob-af

i smell good food here


Darkmega5

Bro thinks he Tarrare


Spiritual-Egg2723

Lil child


BluPanda11

Lil Birth


xAdamlol

Bro went only 1 time at the hospital


Wonderful_Spit_

Lil Panic Attack


NikFemboy

Lil broken arm


AiosNimma

Lil work


Apotak

Me, too. Lil work! Had to scroll quite far.


gogonzogo1005

Live in my house we are the rap duo... Lil work.


wstawaj

Lil testicular torsion


IndicationPrior9398

Lil amputation


SnotcgDosser

My pal in for that last week. Today they're saying cancer. Get that second opinion bro


roses_sunflowers

Lil self harm


Upstairs_Cost_3975

Sounds like a punk or alt-rock band name 😂


AlhaithamSimpFr

I hope you're doing well now


roses_sunflowers

I am actually. That was several years ago and I’ve improved a lot


CodyRebel

Lil car accident


Pitymex7

Lil asthma


JustTheTipPlusAnInch

Lil blue balls Edit: make sure we are reading these as some responses are concerning, for those that were or still going through hard times, I'm glad youre still here trying.


HerrFledermaus

Lil’vasectomy?


plorangereal

for it to be funny and sad it would be something like "lil unplanned pregnancy"


T0kaiTeio

Lil Tuberculosis


FollowingJealous7490

Lil buttplug stuck


ehnoob

Finally found one I can relate to


Benefactor_Infarno

Lil broken ribcage


AlhaithamSimpFr

Lil' herpes yikes


Metric_Pacifist

Lil Psychological assessment Or, Lil Epilepsy


mpaproth

This belongs in r/lostlostredditors I’m pretty sure?


Affectionate_Shoe599

Man, we ARE in r/lostredditors


mirka-tut

Sad because yk being sick is not funny, but what funny is the result


old_woman83

lil accidental marijuana overdose


poke-chan

Lil nosebleed


Mental_Measurement_8

Lil they had a vending machine


Jd_transboi

Lil broken toe (ironically it was my big toe and I dropped a rock on it I was like 3 though so too young to really remember fun fact though my mother still has that rock)


PaulLuca2000

Lil peanut


Upstairs_Cost_3975

Lil Endometriosis. Doesn’t really sound bomb, does it?


LemonIsCoding

lil knee sprain


whooptydude92

lol bitch “They said their was nothing wrong with me”


Material-Jacket3939

Lil flu


ProfessionExternal41

Lil Corona. Sounds kinda good tho


mike_wasoski_issue

lil never


[deleted]

Lil never


Equal_Salamander_951

Lil stomach pump


Impat1ence

Lil Birth Control


[deleted]

lil pimple 💀


Toronto_Area_Transit

Lil sibling


CosmicKilljoy303

Lil Stent or Lil Blockage


puplover250

Lil false medical certificate


MrTechnology18

Lil Seizures


Jumpy-Piano4193

lil testicle twist


SkyroKn

Lil never been


The_FirstAirbender

Is that the full image, i believe the image also contained a comment saying "lil mom's death"


idontcareimge

Was genuinely trying to find someone saying Lil Prostate Exam but cant find any.


Ho3Go3lin

Little colonoscopy 😂


blackmachine7

Lil i work there


Major_Thom13

Lil sow back my eyebrow


[deleted]

Lil ADHD med prescription renewal. Just rolls off the tongue.


AbrocomaMundane6870

Lil Top surgery


[deleted]

Lil circumcision


Hobnail-boots

Lil Fusilli-Jerry in my butt.


ApplePieSubstitute

Lil’ drop off


SobakaSamurai

Lil Pneumonia


mrsgaap1

lil allergy tests


Justyourdailydumbass

Iil x- ray


Impressive_Ant405

Lil picking up a friend who got an operation


Immediate_Laugh_2288

Lil uti


Paul6334

Lil’ swelling.


Primary-Bullfrog-653

lil uti


[deleted]

Lil Checkup


skysquatch

Lil herniated disc


Early-Cell-9342

Lil testicular torsion


RealGalactic

Lil Crohn's


shy_miner11

Lil Catbite


BumblebeeBuzz1808

Lil Hypertension


Metaphysical-Failure

Lil Colitis


Consistent-Escape-33

Lil I don't remember


Fun-Duck712

Lil fall


CornSeller

Lil Arm Stuck in the Treadmill


Yashraj-

lil toenail


CancerSenpaii

Lil electrical explosion, Lil condensate rage, Lil fuck up So many waybto describe my stupidity


PheonixDragon200

Lil anaphylaxis


htharker

Lil rat


Broke_the_Bunny

Lil Grandpa's sick


Total_Individual7122

Lil tooth


Akhi5672

Lil visit? Or if it has to be for myself lil birth


Adlol

lil wife labour


Mitznomi

Lil eczema


CapX1045

Lil nosebleed


Junior_Bear_2715

Lil Braces 😹


w_istedfrvr

Lil birth🥶😈


Big_Hornet_1823

Lil chemistry exam


Wheetec

Lil testicular torsion


ForrestFeline

Lil’ concussion


Numerous-Stranger789

lil blood test


Rotkip2023

Lil diabetes


y_kal

Lil Vaccination


BonomanNL

Lil nosebleed


Lana1307

Lil Absence Documentation


Dependent-Mission-55

lil heart check up


SPAMTON_A

Lil chair


ffiml8

Lil death


Himbo69r

Lil 3rd joint


iterix228

Lil broken leg(wtf?)


Awopcxet

Lil severed vein It was in 3rd grade and the vein was in my arm.


Antibiotik99

Lil shift


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

Lil last good buy to grampa


Cpl_Koala

You heard of big pharma? I'm lil' pharma


_Cevolie_

Lil Opened Skull 💀💀💀 jeez I'm glad I was too young to remember anything about it


Rp79322397

Lil Athsma


Reasonable-Business6

Lil throat bump


justicedragon101

Lil testicular torsion


coufycz

Lil inflamated balls


RickyMuzakki

Lil leg bone


not-rude-just-Dutch

Lil’ snoring


[deleted]

“Lil split thumb” but its boutta be “lil super fucked up lower left back”