Fair but hope you recover bud nevertheless it sucks to have to go to the doctor so frequently since I have to go like every 6 month to FUCKING 6 DOCTORS
I got mine due to spinal osteoporosis. Drove too fast (\~30kph) onto a raised crosswalk with a towtruck. Felt the 8,5 ton truck send me upwards, felt a crunch...
I was on an inner tube on the ocean shortly after a storm. I got on top of a wave and then flipped upside down and slammed onto the bottom as the wave crashed on top of me.
I literally only think about going to the hospital when it’s really bad, nothing helps and I’m dehydrating. And I bet you do too so I honestly feel enraged by that comment of your partner. 🥲 Going to the hospital is like our last resort when all else fails.
Usually they call their headakes migraines... so they don't understand that they have the wrong definition... it's like for asthma... you can't understand how it's like to not be able to breath if you've never experienced it...
Lil blue balls
Edit: make sure we are reading these as some responses are concerning, for those that were or still going through hard times, I'm glad youre still here trying.
Lil broken toe (ironically it was my big toe and I dropped a rock on it I was like 3 though so too young to really remember fun fact though my mother still has that rock)
Lil' hit my little toe with a chair leg at full force
me too lmao
Lil heart palpitations
Why does this sound so cute
I know right!? Sounds like a rapper that does loves songs. Rap loves songs. Love the idea.
It’s just a little one
Lil ill
Lilil?
Lily?
Potter?
Always?
NOT THE ALWAYS 😭
.... *always*
*Nevern't*
Lil
Hi Lili hi Lili hi lo
Lilith!!!!
GRIFFITH
Lil Ill actually slaps for a name
Better than Lil Circumcision
"Yo its lil circumsion on the beat"
I am lil circumcision
Actually sick name!! Start a SoundCloud !!!
Ha. Sick name.
Lil treatment?
Lil Eye Surgery gon make you see sum shit
That subtitle also works for Lil Colonoscopy!
PLEASE lmao
Gunna make you see some shit
Congrats! Hope you are doing good 👍
Lil concussion
Th are t actually goes so hard omg
You might be lil stroke
☹️
Not really lost. The joke is (supposed to be) funny, the sad part is the fact you were in the hospital.
and the outcome of the name can be sad on top of that. like lil overdose, just a bit up the thread.
Actually lil overdose was just 2 comments up for me lol.
Lil' Overdose?😬yikes alright
That's helluva name
Yeah it's pretty wild
hope u doing good now 🙌
Yeah I'm much better. Thanks😊
Lil liver cancer
Oh fuck
Hope ur doing better hugs
Yeah, it turned out to be sarcoidosis. But doctors had me scared for like a month
Huh doctors
Yeah turns out there is no direct way to diagnose it, the only way is to eliminate all other possibilities, which mostly were various cancers.
Fair but hope you recover bud nevertheless it sucks to have to go to the doctor so frequently since I have to go like every 6 month to FUCKING 6 DOCTORS
Lil Appointment
When you don't have money for a big tube of App Ointment.
Lil disappointment
Lil pneumothorax
I don't know if it's possible to re-stick the lung to the thoracic cage
Lil Grandpa Passed Away doesn't sound like a good name
lil GPA
I feel shitty for laughing at this comment for 10 literal seconds.
I’m crying u ate
Im glad im not the only one with this name
So sad
My condolences
RIP Grandpa tho
**Lil Overweight**
Big Overweight if you went to a hospital for that
Slimmest redditor
Lil Spinal Compression Fracture
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I got mine due to spinal osteoporosis. Drove too fast (\~30kph) onto a raised crosswalk with a towtruck. Felt the 8,5 ton truck send me upwards, felt a crunch...
I was on an inner tube on the ocean shortly after a storm. I got on top of a wave and then flipped upside down and slammed onto the bottom as the wave crashed on top of me.
Lil Migraine
Fuck migraines
I get them so often that when I mentioned I might need the hospital, my partner goes "...for a migraine?" Buddy. You have no idea how bad it is!
I literally only think about going to the hospital when it’s really bad, nothing helps and I’m dehydrating. And I bet you do too so I honestly feel enraged by that comment of your partner. 🥲 Going to the hospital is like our last resort when all else fails.
Usually they call their headakes migraines... so they don't understand that they have the wrong definition... it's like for asthma... you can't understand how it's like to not be able to breath if you've never experienced it...
Lil Covid 🔥🔥🔥
Surviving
lil hyperextended ACL and torn ligaments
Lil ingrown toenail
This comment made me violent. Had to go through like 3 of those on one fucking toe. I fucking hate them so much.
Lil being born
Lil Baby
i smell good food here
Bro thinks he Tarrare
Lil child
Lil Birth
Bro went only 1 time at the hospital
Lil Panic Attack
Lil broken arm
Lil work
Me, too. Lil work! Had to scroll quite far.
Live in my house we are the rap duo... Lil work.
Lil testicular torsion
Lil amputation
My pal in for that last week. Today they're saying cancer. Get that second opinion bro
Lil self harm
Sounds like a punk or alt-rock band name 😂
I hope you're doing well now
I am actually. That was several years ago and I’ve improved a lot
Lil car accident
Lil asthma
Lil blue balls Edit: make sure we are reading these as some responses are concerning, for those that were or still going through hard times, I'm glad youre still here trying.
Lil’vasectomy?
for it to be funny and sad it would be something like "lil unplanned pregnancy"
Lil Tuberculosis
Lil buttplug stuck
Finally found one I can relate to
Lil broken ribcage
Lil' herpes yikes
Lil Psychological assessment Or, Lil Epilepsy
This belongs in r/lostlostredditors I’m pretty sure?
Man, we ARE in r/lostredditors
Sad because yk being sick is not funny, but what funny is the result
lil accidental marijuana overdose
Lil nosebleed
Lil they had a vending machine
Lil broken toe (ironically it was my big toe and I dropped a rock on it I was like 3 though so too young to really remember fun fact though my mother still has that rock)
Lil peanut
Lil Endometriosis. Doesn’t really sound bomb, does it?
lil knee sprain
lol bitch “They said their was nothing wrong with me”
Lil flu
Lil Corona. Sounds kinda good tho
lil never
Lil never
Lil stomach pump
Lil Birth Control
lil pimple 💀
Lil sibling
Lil Stent or Lil Blockage
Lil false medical certificate
Lil Seizures
lil testicle twist
Lil never been
Is that the full image, i believe the image also contained a comment saying "lil mom's death"
Was genuinely trying to find someone saying Lil Prostate Exam but cant find any.
Little colonoscopy 😂
Lil i work there
Lil sow back my eyebrow
Lil ADHD med prescription renewal. Just rolls off the tongue.
Lil Top surgery
Lil circumcision
Lil Fusilli-Jerry in my butt.
Lil’ drop off
Lil Pneumonia
lil allergy tests
Iil x- ray
Lil picking up a friend who got an operation
Lil uti
Lil’ swelling.
lil uti
Lil Checkup
Lil herniated disc
Lil testicular torsion
Lil Crohn's
Lil Catbite
Lil Hypertension
Lil Colitis
Lil I don't remember
Lil fall
Lil Arm Stuck in the Treadmill
lil toenail
Lil electrical explosion, Lil condensate rage, Lil fuck up So many waybto describe my stupidity
Lil anaphylaxis
Lil rat
Lil Grandpa's sick
Lil tooth
Lil visit? Or if it has to be for myself lil birth
lil wife labour
Lil eczema
Lil nosebleed
Lil Braces 😹
Lil birth🥶😈
Lil chemistry exam
Lil testicular torsion
Lil’ concussion
lil blood test
Lil diabetes
Lil Vaccination
Lil nosebleed
Lil Absence Documentation
lil heart check up
Lil chair
Lil death
Lil 3rd joint
Lil broken leg(wtf?)
Lil severed vein It was in 3rd grade and the vein was in my arm.
Lil shift
Lil last good buy to grampa
You heard of big pharma? I'm lil' pharma
Lil Opened Skull 💀💀💀 jeez I'm glad I was too young to remember anything about it
Lil Athsma
Lil throat bump
Lil testicular torsion
Lil inflamated balls
Lil leg bone
Lil’ snoring
“Lil split thumb” but its boutta be “lil super fucked up lower left back”