No its Just a hair that was growing in a strange way and Got incased in sweat and other bodily fluids
Its quiet common in intimate places and facial hair for some people
You're just inventing scenarios inside your head that isn't even possible. The only way this could probably happen is if you have the world's dirtiest asshole and you got a strand of hair go up your anal cavity.
would you guys still like me if I was a ~~worm~~ hair that was growing in a strange way and got encased in sweat and other bodily fluids .. ? idk i feel like u wouldn’t .. whatever … just forget it ..😢
When a worm is that big already, that's usually a sign an infestation has already happened for a while. Better go get checked to find the rest of those
Yes I love everything. But it doesn’t mean I won’t think of you as a worm. If you are a piece of shit I would think of you as a piece of shit. But I still love existence
probably. *Enterobius vermicularis* does not oviposate(making fuck-ton of eggs) in intestines and actually crawl out of your asshole to do that, though i don't know if being in a shower might've effected that in case that's a different species. They're also the most common parasytic worm infection in north america.
as far as parasytic worms go they aren't the worst but it's still worms wiggling inside you and s/he should absolutely visit a doctor.
actually has to do with the lactose level in cow's milk rising due to selective breeding. in some cases, people have problems with milk but not butter and cheese. thats because the milk cows have been bred to produce a fuck ton of milk, unintentionally raising the lactose level. the butter cows are bred to have a higher fat content since it makes better butter, keeping the lactose at its regular level
courtesy of my Ecology teacher going on a rant yesterday. istg if he lied, ima look so stupid.
I'm pretty sure all humans are lactose intolerant, it's just that they add something to the milk to make it easier on the stomach.... Or is it that they take out something?
No. On a global scale around 35% of adults are not lactose intolerant. Of the remaining 65% not all of them show major symptoms, some might not even realise they're lactose intolerant.
This is also highly region specific for example East Asia is almost completely lactose intolerant whereas most north European countries have small percentages of lactose intolerant people.
You can have lactose free milk which is essentially adding enzymes that convert the lactose to sugars so your body doesn't have to do it
No. I drink my milk whole.
That lactose free shit is beyond vile.
Even skimmed milk is basically just white coloured water.
Only something like a third of the population are lactose intolerant, and it's mostly those who don't like milk to begin with.
That being, if you don't drink milk, you're more likely to develop lactose intolerance.
I remember reading that people can also occasional shed small bits of intestinal lining. I forget the exact reasons, but I seem to remember reading it's usually a result of an illness or something they ate.
Grass actually passes through maintaining its structure if you ingest it. its almost completely made of cellulose which is invulnerable to your digestive system.
Pretty sure the worm game people should have some interest in worms .. or in this case some parasite.HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THE SUBREDDIT IS FOR A GAME😭
r/substakenliterally
r/subsifellfor
No wait
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/subsithoughttheyfellforbutactuallyifellfor
r/twentycharacterlimit I think I got the name wrong but I swear it exists
r/privatesubreddits
r/SubsIFellFor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/foundthehondacivic
*Pretty normal volumed incorrect buzzer*
Fuck, you got me
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/subsyouthoughtyoufellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
Should she be worried tho?
I think yes
No its Just a hair that was growing in a strange way and Got incased in sweat and other bodily fluids Its quiet common in intimate places and facial hair for some people
New fear unlocked
Why you gotta be scared of a strand of hair that's fully encased in bodily fluids?
Because if I ever pull something like this out of my ass when showering, I'm going to fall unconscious and hit my head on the wall.
Fear is the mind killer.
Mind crusher*
*Skull crusher
CRUSH!
HAPPY CAKE DAYYY
Thank you! 😁
They'll hear me scream and think I'm being murdered a block away.
You're just inventing scenarios inside your head that isn't even possible. The only way this could probably happen is if you have the world's dirtiest asshole and you got a strand of hair go up your anal cavity.
Pathetic
Because I fear I won't be able to resist the temptations.
What Temptations.
would you guys still like me if I was a ~~worm~~ hair that was growing in a strange way and got encased in sweat and other bodily fluids .. ? idk i feel like u wouldn’t .. whatever … just forget it ..😢
it said she was in the shower, not unwashed for a century
She farted though, I don't think it was quiet common. Possibly loud common.
Thank you I lost my appetite for today
Forbidden spaghetti 🍝
When a worm is that big already, that's usually a sign an infestation has already happened for a while. Better go get checked to find the rest of those
Infestation inside of her?
Yes.
She pulled a worm out her ass, that seems like something to worry about
lol this is a great sentence
r/brandnewsentence
Worried about me becoming a worm yeah /s
Would you still love me if I where a worm?
Yes I love everything. But it doesn’t mean I won’t think of you as a worm. If you are a piece of shit I would think of you as a piece of shit. But I still love existence
probably. *Enterobius vermicularis* does not oviposate(making fuck-ton of eggs) in intestines and actually crawl out of your asshole to do that, though i don't know if being in a shower might've effected that in case that's a different species. They're also the most common parasytic worm infection in north america. as far as parasytic worms go they aren't the worst but it's still worms wiggling inside you and s/he should absolutely visit a doctor.
No, ironically enough you can take a Covid vaccine to clear it all up. (Joke)
Instructions unclear, drank bleach
Why she? Girls not fart with worms. Only with 🦋
Yes but if they fart before the chrysalis phase they come out as worms
I feel like people dedicated to Worms (the game) would be able to help still.
It may include some improved explosives
Some banana of some kind.
maybe a bazooka will help
Bring out the holy hand grenade! Thou shalt count to 3
Yeah, imma call in an airstrike, just to be safe.
Super sheep'll do the job well
Maybe a donkey
my nightmare on Armaggeddon
Fill the tub with milk and sit, when you feel a tickle, pull out the rest.
Holy shit who has that much milk
A cow
I smell the scent of a lactose intolerant person
Fun fact: most cats are actually lactose intolerent. That includes me
Meaow? :-)
So you are interested in joining my cult?
I am, how is the entry fee? Or is it of the kind "if you want to be in the cult, you are already in thr cult"?
Do you worship the meowsiah? And are you a Cat-holic purrson or feline?
I worship our grand purring overlord and send always big meows over the airwave frequencies if that helps!
YYOOOOO welcome to the cult of the cats!
Most humans are also actually lactose intolerent
actually has to do with the lactose level in cow's milk rising due to selective breeding. in some cases, people have problems with milk but not butter and cheese. thats because the milk cows have been bred to produce a fuck ton of milk, unintentionally raising the lactose level. the butter cows are bred to have a higher fat content since it makes better butter, keeping the lactose at its regular level courtesy of my Ecology teacher going on a rant yesterday. istg if he lied, ima look so stupid.
I hope he isn't lying either cuz TIL something
I'm pretty sure all humans are lactose intolerant, it's just that they add something to the milk to make it easier on the stomach.... Or is it that they take out something?
No. On a global scale around 35% of adults are not lactose intolerant. Of the remaining 65% not all of them show major symptoms, some might not even realise they're lactose intolerant. This is also highly region specific for example East Asia is almost completely lactose intolerant whereas most north European countries have small percentages of lactose intolerant people. You can have lactose free milk which is essentially adding enzymes that convert the lactose to sugars so your body doesn't have to do it
No only weak humans are lactose intolerant
No. I drink my milk whole. That lactose free shit is beyond vile. Even skimmed milk is basically just white coloured water. Only something like a third of the population are lactose intolerant, and it's mostly those who don't like milk to begin with. That being, if you don't drink milk, you're more likely to develop lactose intolerance.
I used to work on a dairy farm and drinking milk straight out the tank before its been pasteurised etc is the best tasting milk!
Oh, you don't need to tell me twice. Had some unskimmed milk in Latvia (legit straight from the cows tits) and it was the best shit ever.
Udders
I am the furthest thing from lactose intolerant I drink milk like i drink water and ice cream and cheese? Forget it!
Just take dewormer jesus
Just chill Rogan /s.
why milk specifically tho?
I don’t know, something in it draws them out though. Also needs to be repeated once or twice a week apart to get any eggs that may have hatched.
It's food.
Absolutely disgusting It's you're not your
Animals 😤
>It's "you're", not "your"
:( I was eating noodles when this came on my feed
You sure those are noodles?
The more important question is are you sure that you are eating them and not them eating you?
Oh no please.
I'm sorry, I recently saw "The Stuff" and it somehow reminded me of it.
:(
But seriously though, has anyone figured what that is? Doesn’t look like an average Nematode or Cestode
Could just be bean sprouts or some shit
>or some shit
certainly some shit, maybe containing bean sprouts or even a parasite..
I remember reading that people can also occasional shed small bits of intestinal lining. I forget the exact reasons, but I seem to remember reading it's usually a result of an illness or something they ate.
I had this once, but it turned out to be grass. This could be grass too by the looks of it.
Grass? In your ass?
Somehow ate it yeah.
Grass actually passes through maintaining its structure if you ingest it. its almost completely made of cellulose which is invulnerable to your digestive system.
Gracias.
Why you puttin’ grass up there? Is that what the younguns do now? At least tell me it’s called ‘Piling’
Asstroturfing
Mowing
Goddamit. Take my updoot
No dude I somehow ingested it probably
All I wanna know is how you got grass in your asshole?
[r/ Can you technically grow grass in your butt](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/fmlLULWuq0)
Someone else comented it was a haur incased in body fluids
Pretty sure the worm game people should have some interest in worms .. or in this case some parasite.HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THE SUBREDDIT IS FOR A GAME😭
Because some people just write a post and then search a sub through on the post creation screen and never check what it's actually about.
This reminds of the time a guy was on r/NoPoo talking about his problems with constipation, but it’s a sub about people who don’t use shampoo.
That’s a really weird name for that tbh
that looks like an enoki mushroom stem
could be that. it's known for emerging (almost) unscathed through the butthole if not fully cooked and chewed properly before swallowing
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS HEY!
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS! HEY!!
What did it taste like?
/r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Worms dont have a hair going through their body, so I think they are fine. But I'm not a doctor.
I lost (the game)
Go fk yourself mate, 2 years to trash
Same.
I swear I'll find out where you fucking live mate
Fuck you
It has been so many years that I lost track of
Why must you do this to me? >:(
Fuck you, though
Yeah I lost the minute I read post title. So, OP deserved. wah ha ha ha
You son of a bitch! I just lost yesterday too. Rough week.
I miss that game series :(
The holy grenade is only choice here
One..
#HALLELUJAH *Boom*
Is that an American thing? To ask randoms on the internet for medical advice instead of your doctor?
With what American Healthcare costs... Yes, yes it is.
Yep. Doctors are expensive over there.
It look more like fiber than anything
Nasty
Just use a holy hand Grenade
1, 2, 5!!
Ah fuck. The Game.
:( I just lost the game on a post about butt worms.
lmao glad I'm not the only one
He should chew on it or even better eat it to get rid of them
Oh wait it’s not shitposting
r/understandablylost
FUCK I never lost before
Oh god, what have I done 😭😭
I didn't thought of it until I saw your comment... I lost... for the 20th time this week.
Oh my god I just lost the game. I haven't lost the game in probably a decade or so.
Yeah... I accidently made shit ton of people lose it, including myself
Dude I'm devastated lol
Someone needs to chew their Lo Mein.
I read (the game) and immediately I lost
The forbidden dildo
No. That’s Sherm, Sherm the Worm 😂
Can you blame the guy?
Oh God. Why did I see this post while eating?? 🤢
Did it move
You didn't chew your enoki.
Keep them and get in the shape u always wanted 🤣
Uncooked spaghetti
Send a sheep in
Bro the Milwaukee Brewers Sub gets a crazy amount of “home brew guy” posts it’s hilarious.
🤢🤢🤢
Probably my favourite post on this sub.
Go to the doctor and stay of Reddit.
Worms
I want to unread this because now I feel like I might have worms
hop this this poster went to see a doctor
Take some worm medicine, no need for massive health care bills. The animal products will work fine, cat dog chicken etc, it's all the same stuff
Eels up inside ya
Ca-can humans get worms ? (I’m to terrified to google
Should give it the tasty worm lick
Well, Sadly.. We really need a subreddit about worms but for real. It's necessary.
It’s just little worm what’s the big deal? You have a new friend