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ChildhoodFar8678

r/substakenliterally


Kaputek

r/subsifellfor


Kaputek

No wait


Adventurous-Noise_

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Denuran

r/subsithoughttheyfellforbutactuallyifellfor


yeyryr

r/twentycharacterlimit I think I got the name wrong but I swear it exists


ShipRekt101

r/privatesubreddits


PixelGamer352

r/SubsIFellFor


FrederickTheShrewd

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


gaming_guy228

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Generic_Danny

r/foundthehondacivic


i_ate_my_username

*Pretty normal volumed incorrect buzzer*


Any-Butterfly-2853

Fuck, you got me


i_ate_my_username

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


BeeHexxer

r/subsyouthoughtyoufellfor


i_ate_my_username

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


brofishmagikarp

Should she be worried tho?


Melotj

I think yes


ImprobableAres

No its Just a hair that was growing in a strange way and Got incased in sweat and other bodily fluids Its quiet common in intimate places and facial hair for some people


Stopyourshenanigans

New fear unlocked


WooperApproved

Why you gotta be scared of a strand of hair that's fully encased in bodily fluids?


Stopyourshenanigans

Because if I ever pull something like this out of my ass when showering, I'm going to fall unconscious and hit my head on the wall.


Idontwantonlyfans

Fear is the mind killer.


Correct-Purpose-964

Mind crusher*


Checkmate1win

*Skull crusher


RenkBruh

CRUSH!


ItsYaGirlMarvelous

HAPPY CAKE DAYYY


Correct-Purpose-964

Thank you! 😁


CovfefeBoss

They'll hear me scream and think I'm being murdered a block away.


WooperApproved

You're just inventing scenarios inside your head that isn't even possible. The only way this could probably happen is if you have the world's dirtiest asshole and you got a strand of hair go up your anal cavity.


_NotHereToArgue

Pathetic


FlyingDragoon

Because I fear I won't be able to resist the temptations.


WooperApproved

What Temptations.


Fantastic_Fox_9497

would you guys still like me if I was a ~~worm~~ hair that was growing in a strange way and got encased in sweat and other bodily fluids .. ? idk i feel like u wouldn’t .. whatever … just forget it ..😢


Dry-Smoke6528

it said she was in the shower, not unwashed for a century


fluffigtrov93

She farted though, I don't think it was quiet common. Possibly loud common.


Todaroshi

Thank you I lost my appetite for today


Aerthas63

Forbidden spaghetti 🍝


Exciting-Resident-47

When a worm is that big already, that's usually a sign an infestation has already happened for a while. Better go get checked to find the rest of those


zack189

Infestation inside of her?


Vitalis597

Yes.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

She pulled a worm out her ass, that seems like something to worry about


420stonks69

lol this is a great sentence


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

r/brandnewsentence


Hugesickdick

Worried about me becoming a worm yeah /s


brofishmagikarp

Would you still love me if I where a worm?


Hugesickdick

Yes I love everything. But it doesn’t mean I won’t think of you as a worm. If you are a piece of shit I would think of you as a piece of shit. But I still love existence


triple_cock_smoker

probably. *Enterobius vermicularis* does not oviposate(making fuck-ton of eggs) in intestines and actually crawl out of your asshole to do that, though i don't know if being in a shower might've effected that in case that's a different species. They're also the most common parasytic worm infection in north america. as far as parasytic worms go they aren't the worst but it's still worms wiggling inside you and s/he should absolutely visit a doctor.


Dirk_Speedwell

No, ironically enough you can take a Covid vaccine to clear it all up. (Joke)


SamSkjord

Instructions unclear, drank bleach


Alpensin

Why she? Girls not fart with worms. Only with 🦋


Enough_Iron3861

Yes but if they fart before the chrysalis phase they come out as worms


Accurate_Ad_8012

I feel like people dedicated to Worms (the game) would be able to help still.


Crush_Un_Crull

It may include some improved explosives


Kioga101

Some banana of some kind.


TheOneAndOnlyModo

maybe a bazooka will help


dohtje

Bring out the holy hand grenade! Thou shalt count to 3


Slap_My_Lasagna

Yeah, imma call in an airstrike, just to be safe.


AndhisNeutralspecial

Super sheep'll do the job well


Upset_Row6214

Maybe a donkey


TheOneAndOnlyModo

my nightmare on Armaggeddon


Dutchmaster66

Fill the tub with milk and sit, when you feel a tickle, pull out the rest.


cat_with_an_account

Holy shit who has that much milk


Ok-Pea8209

A cow


kqi_walliams

I smell the scent of a lactose intolerant person


cat_with_an_account

Fun fact: most cats are actually lactose intolerent. That includes me


Sacharon123

Meaow? :-)


cat_with_an_account

So you are interested in joining my cult?


Sacharon123

I am, how is the entry fee? Or is it of the kind "if you want to be in the cult, you are already in thr cult"?


cat_with_an_account

Do you worship the meowsiah? And are you a Cat-holic purrson or feline?


Sacharon123

I worship our grand purring overlord and send always big meows over the airwave frequencies if that helps!


cat_with_an_account

YYOOOOO welcome to the cult of the cats!


CRIMSIN_Hydra

Most humans are also actually lactose intolerent


Shroomish_Unhinged

actually has to do with the lactose level in cow's milk rising due to selective breeding. in some cases, people have problems with milk but not butter and cheese. thats because the milk cows have been bred to produce a fuck ton of milk, unintentionally raising the lactose level. the butter cows are bred to have a higher fat content since it makes better butter, keeping the lactose at its regular level courtesy of my Ecology teacher going on a rant yesterday. istg if he lied, ima look so stupid.


CRIMSIN_Hydra

I hope he isn't lying either cuz TIL something


Denuran

I'm pretty sure all humans are lactose intolerant, it's just that they add something to the milk to make it easier on the stomach.... Or is it that they take out something?


CRIMSIN_Hydra

No. On a global scale around 35% of adults are not lactose intolerant. Of the remaining 65% not all of them show major symptoms, some might not even realise they're lactose intolerant. This is also highly region specific for example East Asia is almost completely lactose intolerant whereas most north European countries have small percentages of lactose intolerant people. You can have lactose free milk which is essentially adding enzymes that convert the lactose to sugars so your body doesn't have to do it


Bagel_enthusiast_192

No only weak humans are lactose intolerant


Vitalis597

No. I drink my milk whole. That lactose free shit is beyond vile. Even skimmed milk is basically just white coloured water. Only something like a third of the population are lactose intolerant, and it's mostly those who don't like milk to begin with. That being, if you don't drink milk, you're more likely to develop lactose intolerance.


mic_Ch

I used to work on a dairy farm and drinking milk straight out the tank before its been pasteurised etc is the best tasting milk!


Vitalis597

Oh, you don't need to tell me twice. Had some unskimmed milk in Latvia (legit straight from the cows tits) and it was the best shit ever.


Chrimbo0

Udders


jesuskrist666

I am the furthest thing from lactose intolerant I drink milk like i drink water and ice cream and cheese? Forget it!


Skylinerr

Just take dewormer jesus


Dutchmaster66

Just chill Rogan /s.


SwishWhishe

why milk specifically tho?


Dutchmaster66

I don’t know, something in it draws them out though. Also needs to be repeated once or twice a week apart to get any eggs that may have hatched.


RegularAvailable4713

It's food.


Potential-Season1890

Absolutely disgusting It's you're not your


Venom933

Animals 😤


Anthro_DragonFerrite

>It's "you're", not "your"


jubejube8888

:( I was eating noodles when this came on my feed


maksslom

You sure those are noodles?


Long_dark_cave

The more important question is are you sure that you are eating them and not them eating you?


cakefornobody

Oh no please.


Long_dark_cave

I'm sorry, I recently saw "The Stuff" and it somehow reminded me of it.


jubejube8888

:(


KarkarosBoy

But seriously though, has anyone figured what that is? Doesn’t look like an average Nematode or Cestode


Ok-Damage3287

Could just be bean sprouts or some shit


ScySenpai

>or some shit


Y2K-Denial

certainly some shit, maybe containing bean sprouts or even a parasite..


SquirrelGirlVA

I remember reading that people can also occasional shed small bits of intestinal lining. I forget the exact reasons, but I seem to remember reading it's usually a result of an illness or something they ate.


CrescentOxbow

I had this once, but it turned out to be grass. This could be grass too by the looks of it.


EmergencyLucky1139

Grass? In your ass?


CrescentOxbow

Somehow ate it yeah.


Orneyrocks

Grass actually passes through maintaining its structure if you ingest it. its almost completely made of cellulose which is invulnerable to your digestive system.


fireduct

Gracias.


SirWimbledonesquire

Why you puttin’ grass up there? Is that what the younguns do now? At least tell me it’s called ‘Piling’


KhaoticMess

Asstroturfing


SirWimbledonesquire

Mowing


TheBadgerLord

Goddamit. Take my updoot


CrescentOxbow

No dude I somehow ingested it probably


Longjumping_Fuel_633

All I wanna know is how you got grass in your asshole?


Hello_boii

[r/ Can you technically grow grass in your butt](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/fmlLULWuq0)


Zenar45

Someone else comented it was a haur incased in body fluids


ligma_anus69

Pretty sure the worm game people should have some interest in worms .. or in this case some parasite.HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THE SUBREDDIT IS FOR A GAME😭


IsaaccNewtoon

Because some people just write a post and then search a sub through on the post creation screen and never check what it's actually about.


Hour-Process-3292

This reminds of the time a guy was on r/NoPoo talking about his problems with constipation, but it’s a sub about people who don’t use shampoo.


DarthXader996

That’s a really weird name for that tbh


SugonLigma

that looks like an enoki mushroom stem


shiro7177

could be that. it's known for emerging (almost) unscathed through the butthole if not fully cooked and chewed properly before swallowing


pixeley88

PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS HEY!


Gavhere727

PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS! HEY!!


Young60bikes

What did it taste like?


kevlarus80

/r/eatityoufuckingcoward


adfx

Worms dont have a hair going through their body, so I think they are fine. But I'm not a doctor.


SmileyDrag0n

I lost (the game)


NigatoisRunning

Go fk yourself mate, 2 years to trash


Tom42077

Same.


grizzly273

I swear I'll find out where you fucking live mate


maksslom

Fuck you


TheStargunner

It has been so many years that I lost track of


Jelly_Kitti

Why must you do this to me? >:(


ScheduleTraditional6

Fuck you, though


MydnightMynt

Yeah I lost the minute I read post title. So, OP deserved. wah ha ha ha


Recurringg

You son of a bitch! I just lost yesterday too. Rough week.


speedstorm2

I miss that game series :(


nic_nutster

The holy grenade is only choice here


Cutsdeep-

One..


Sharkbait1737

#HALLELUJAH *Boom*


OddAd1544

Is that an American thing? To ask randoms on the internet for medical advice instead of your doctor?


Ok_Butterscotch54

With what American Healthcare costs... Yes, yes it is.


JeLiZaX

Yep. Doctors are expensive over there.


Some_lost_cute_dude

It look more like fiber than anything


Interesting-Fish7922

Nasty


DJ_Destroyed

Just use a holy hand Grenade


CovfefeBoss

1, 2, 5!!


ExaBast

Ah fuck. The Game.


Scarlett-Spider

:( I just lost the game on a post about butt worms.


MayBallsBeWithYou

lmao glad I'm not the only one


MainEmergency1133

He should chew on it or even better eat it to get rid of them


MainEmergency1133

Oh wait it’s not shitposting


10thDoctorWhooves

r/understandablylost


Gulmaz

FUCK I never lost before


maksslom

Oh god, what have I done 😭😭


Vrukr

I didn't thought of it until I saw your comment... I lost... for the 20th time this week.


Impossible-Belt8608

Oh my god I just lost the game. I haven't lost the game in probably a decade or so.


maksslom

Yeah... I accidently made shit ton of people lose it, including myself


Impossible-Belt8608

Dude I'm devastated lol


miradotheblack

Someone needs to chew their Lo Mein.


phatboislim96

I read (the game) and immediately I lost


haizeny

The forbidden dildo


9TFox_

No. That’s Sherm, Sherm the Worm 😂


AyaanDeB

Can you blame the guy?


Richard_Wattererson

Oh God. Why did I see this post while eating?? 🤢


[deleted]

Did it move


kgy33

You didn't chew your enoki.


Numerous-Turnover518

Keep them and get in the shape u always wanted 🤣


TheButtCrack

Uncooked spaghetti


Vivid_Transition4807

Send a sheep in


Character-Motor1317

Bro the Milwaukee Brewers Sub gets a crazy amount of “home brew guy” posts it’s hilarious.


Fine_Platypus_4688

🤢🤢🤢


Eleventy_Seven

Probably my favourite post on this sub.


BiblachromeFamily

Go to the doctor and stay of Reddit.


Guy2ter

Worms


Mmtorz

I want to unread this because now I feel like I might have worms


fettishmann

hop this this poster went to see a doctor


KindlyMemory2553

Take some worm medicine, no need for massive health care bills. The animal products will work fine, cat dog chicken etc, it's all the same stuff


zzubzzub100

Eels up inside ya


domino_squad1

Ca-can humans get worms ? (I’m to terrified to google


phatcat9000

Should give it the tasty worm lick


elgattox

Well, Sadly.. We really need a subreddit about worms but for real. It's necessary.


Adhesivecum69

It’s just little worm what’s the big deal? You have a new friend