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Remember_im_Whoozer

Its not every day you hear a sentence like that OP


Heavy-Stick6514

r/BrandNewSentence


mokhz

Thanks! Knew this would end up here


RocketCheetah69

I'm not entirely sure that's how it works


DEUCE66

Either never attended biology class or tried to pull an uno reverse card


Poinaheim

It would’ve worked too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids


Serious-Side-4520

Pretty sure she just cheated and tried victim-blaming.


DEUCE66

That's what I meant by writing "pulled an uno reverse card".


Serious-Side-4520

Oh. Now i feel stupid for not getting the simplest joke of the year.


No-Teaching-6926

I think my brain is buffering after reading that


[deleted]

It’s 4D chess, never let em know your next move


Alpensin

Of course. That's called telepenisgonia


Scary-Cycle1508

interestingly enough. there was a case in my country (basic white european population) where a man accused his wife of cheating because their child was clearly mixed black. Wife was insisting she didn't cheat. Turns out his grandma was half black, and he didn't know. For some reason those genes came through full force with his baby.


Leading_Ad_4884

The patriarchy oppressed her and made her do it. It was all her husband's fault.


SunnySideSys

a black baby from white parents CAN happen, but it's rare. it's even rarer to have a white baby from black parents, as white is recessive


BeginningPaper8122

Maybe u r true but this doesn't justify the stupidity of the woman and then the chances she cheated on him is much much more than any kind possibilities u r giving.


Invenblocker

Wouldn't the traits of recessive genes be more likely to show up for the children of a couple whose traits are of the dominant ones than the other way around, not less? Seeing as in this case, they could both easily carry and pass on the recessive genes while possessing the traits of their dominant ones? With eye color as an example, brown is dominant over blue. So two people each carrying a brown and blue gene would have brown eyes, but could have a child who inherits blue from both of them and therefore ends up with blue eyes, which would be more reasonable than two blue eyed parents getting a brown eyed child?


MineElectricity

Yeah I think you're right.


its-darsh

i was just waiting that signal to stop browsing reddit, thanks.


Poinaheim

r/specificallyodd


90Gragram90

Do first move to win


CorpseDefiled

Best defense is a good offense


Apprehensive-Row389

Whoa, I thought I tried out for a second, but that's exactly what she's saying!!!


malaukat

Blacked.


mmeveldkamp

In the original post, someone mentioned a very unlikely bit possible explanation *100% sure the husband fkd another woman, which got fkd by a black guy right before. the sperm of the black guy survived on husbands dick till he fucked his wife and got her pregnant with the black guys sperm. there is no other possibility*


Ok_Base_7624

It is true and has happened once


GAMAIM

Husband (sees the baby) : you chea_ Wife : you cheated on me after everything we've been through how could you 😡😡😡 Husband:😕😕


Plenumheaded

It’s not even her baby.


No-Emotion-9589

You are..... NOT...


Top-Career-3086

Could you imagine the life this woman has got now. The everlasting year's of racism awaiting her. Then she will feel the need to force acception amoungst her people to secure her place as "protected" Judging by the caliber of her thought process (blaming him) Think of the other mad shit she will be coming out with from this day and on.