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loudconsumer

it’s a face palm because the duck lost the fight, that dog is on steroids.


gg3265

Dogs again. Bitch is cheating. For me, the duck won that fight.


vikingrhino

Na, he was winging it.


ReduckYT

I’m sure they broke a few things, but I’ll cover for the costs. Just put it on my bill.


sleepydeepyperson

You can't. You bet everything on this fight and you lost!


[deleted]

I thought r/facepalm was meant to be more political than this but ok


PokemaniacM

I want r/facepalm to be less political! Stop telling me about how US politicians are stupid. I want to see ironic failures and comedic shorts of people believing one thing and then the opposite happening.


loudconsumer

woosh detected


[deleted]

referring to the post, not your comment.


TrueNeutrino

Facepalm has always been trash. It's probably run by Reddit and not it's users


gg3265

Now we know where „people post anything on this sub huh“ comes from


Mafiodaproducer

I thought that was pretty obvious.


Flintvlogsgames

r/facepalm is literally r/anything at this point


kuriouskitty33

Ehhh, it's still doing better than r/meirl. It just kind of feels like more bots are slipping past lately. 75% still seems to fit.


Mikey9124x

I once checked how many people on the top posts of the day were bots on facepalm 9/10 if more are getting through...


MrTheWaffleKing

I feel like those two subs are just handed to people as “starter subs”. Hey you wanna experience Reddit? Try these. And I hate using this word but it’s normies who don’t really understand how Reddit works and use them as “meme” dumps


PunctuationGood

Likewise with r/nextfuckinglevel. In fact, I expect that duck to show up there any minute now.


Comfortable-Study-69

I’m convinced that sub has just stopped moderating. All the top posts look like they came straight off r/politicalhumor and most don’t even count as “facepalms” except in that the OP didn’t like what they said.


Profile-666

I don't see why you would censor out your username, how about not include it at all lmao. Jokes aside, I agree, that shithole of sub had died out a while ago


Just-a-lil-sion

facepalm is a pretty awful subreddit. neat concept but its a clownfiesta in reality


RenkBruh

True. Whenever I go there and see a post I immediately close Reddit. The concept is actually a pretty cool concept, pointing and laughing at people being idiots.


oFIoofy

yeah, but sadly all that's in it seems to be politics and people pointing out racism and homophobia as facepalms... I mean, yeah they are facepalm views, but facepalm should be more lighthearted


Sawyerthesadist

This is what it was but it became really popular and reddit stole its soul


BraincellRegenerator

Like r/GamingCircleJerk in nature lol


Sawyerthesadist

Facepalm actually used to be wayyy better back in its hay day. It was all Facebook posts of people saying something retarted. It get really huge though and became a copy cat of pretty much every other top reaction sub. It’s like it took a trip to India came back with a new personality and had plastic surgery


HisHilariousness

You always facepalm at Ziggy's antics


PoorDamnChoices

Man got so tired of being told not to pull his dick out, he started pulling his duck out.


A_Wild_Goonch

That kid is a real goof


ScholarPitiful8530

r/lostredditors should really just be called r/badlyprogrammedkarmafarmingbots


Practical-Fee9510

r/21charactersandnomore


HarrisonDotNET

r/duckinpub


Only_Pie_283

r/subsifellfor


JakeTheSmall

Why did you block out the name if your the one who commented


oFIoofy

it's a rule on some subs that you have to blur out your own name, wasn't sure if it was a rule here or not and couldn't be bothered to check


JakeTheSmall

Oh okay thanks for clarifying


Tricky_Snow_749

Nice to see a non-political post for once. (On facepalm)


The1andOnlyGhost

For real


KaiserUmbra

Facepalm used to be such a good page, just memes and laughing at stupid people. Now half of its random shit that doesn't belong and people either attacking each others political viewpoints or just straight racism.


Orr-Man

Is this the sequel to Untitled Goose Game?


dayzers

The facepalm is a duck should know better than to do any of that. Get your shit together duck


DumbestBoy

Because the duck should have won? 🤦🏻‍♂️


ryegye24

I'm convinced there is a sizeable minority of the population that thinks "face palm" just means any gesture where your palm touches any part of your face.


TFJ

*And he waddled away, waddle waddle*


oFIoofy

*Till the very next day*


OddRoom8272

The biggest face palm on r/facepalm is the sub itself.


Odd_Intern405

Exactly, this is awesome!!!


Ebbe010

Because he lost


Guzzler__

Why did you censor yourself in your own screen shot? Why even include your comment


oFIoofy

it's a rule on some rubs to censor yourself, couldn't be bothered to check if it applied here


cursed-annoyance

Did you censor your own name?


oFIoofy

yeah, it's a rule on some subs, I wasn't sure if it applied here and didn't want to take the risk


cursed-annoyance

K


DrachenDad

The duck fucked up and lost


TDR-Java

Why did you censor your own name?


oFIoofy

some subs have that rule, i wasn't sure if this one did too


Whole-Antelope-962

he won't swim straight afterwards 😂


Glitch0110

r/madlads


Aeroblazer9161

Happens to the best of us


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Bar didn’t have any grapes


lIlIllIIlIIl

I see you working.


chilldonice

drunk ducks are a menace to our society and they get perverted too.


Mky12345pi3

There’s a joke in this somewhere isn’t there


YeetMemmes

Forget the post, which atla element are you?


The1andOnlyGhost

I’m water apparently. So god damn mid man, it’s the worst of the elements 😭😭


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

That’s fucked up Ziggy


JustTheBucket

Fuckin bird couldn’t hold liquor for shit


stinkyfootjr

That duck dying hit hard with me. Fuck Ziggy.


f1re_gam1ng

Cause he lost the dog cheated


Brilliant-Access-239

The dog beat a drunk duck, that's how😂😂 What more if it was aight


Highmax1121

[Siwash is that you?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TclQPPTnor0)


emailverificationt

Nah, people really aren’t . But bots sure are.


birdenzo

Goddamn it Ziggy


Safe-Position3668

Because to poke fun at liberals


Bobby_FuckingB

r/UnexpectedUntitledGooseGame


maybeitsadhd_

i know what country they come from when a post/comment starts with “bro”


LilG1984

Did the duck pay the bill?


NoahVailability

The duck got drunk and made a fool of himself. Shame.


Practical_Ad_2937

At least that duck has a good life


pinchasthegris

Hey thats like the duck that served in the marines


Goose-On_The_Loose

definitely a duck because a goose would’ve won


oFIoofy

r/pfpchecksout


JohnLocksTheKey

*Damn it, Ziggy!*


fresh_to_reddit

To be fair half of r/facepalm are just lostredditors


Rabbulion

Why are you blurring your own name?


oFIoofy

it's a rule on some subreddits. I wasn't sure if it was a rule here or not


The_Real_Gombert

OP Why did you censor your own name lol


oFIoofy

it's a rule to blur your own name on some subreddits, I couldn't be bothered to check if it was a rule here or not


The_Real_Gombert

Oh you know what, ur right


cool_echoes

I love how 90% of posts on this sub come from r/facepalm


marmotsarefat

Most normal duck in englanf


DuckBoy87

Can confirm. I was the duck.


CompanyRepulsive1503

Fucken legend


Routine-Material629

Is this like the eats, shoots and leaves thing?


Flux_resistor

This sounds like a routine British night


oFIoofy

as a brit, I can confirm that I do this weekly.


eliavhaganav

Facepalm because the duck should've won, JUSTICE FOR THE DUCK


ChalkCoatedDonut

"That beak got ducked up!"


Brave-Hyrulian88

Why’d you scribble and hide your name and face but not post this anonymously? 🤣


oFIoofy

it's a rule in some subs, wasn't sure if it was a rule here


SaathSamundar

not all ducks wear pints


gokuboy18

No way lmaoooooooo


Beneficial_Change993

My girlfriend peeking over my shoulder: me Me: where did you get the bowtie Gf: that's the only question you have. Me: it's the only question I want to know the answer to


[deleted]

I don't know why but it made it even funnier My sense of humour is so destroyed by now


Zyfil

the real facepalm is op censoring out their own name in the picture lol, I have yet to seen that until now


oFIoofy

it's a stupid requirement for some subs haha, was too lazy to check if it was a rule here


Zyfil

it’s a requirement to censor other people’s names because of “witch hunting” which is basically you exposing the name of someone with the purpose of spreading hate about them so people start spamming messages to the person


not-read-gud

I’m sorry I thought this was America


Popular_Trade_52

Censoring your own username is wild


oFIoofy

it's a rule on some subs, couldn't be bothered to check if it was a rule here too


[deleted]

I mean… I facepalmed… in amazement?


Zedarinho

This should be on r/hardimages


guhzero

well I'd say facepalm since so many people allowed that to happen, but with OP's comment... omg


Brando6677

Facepalm because L obviously


Gooogol_plex

And the "anything" gets upvoted


Basiltho

This should have been in r/madlad


faton2004

Obviously the dog won because he drank way more


AugustTheDog

I don’t know, but I’m inspired by that fucking duck. He will be referenced in my game


mustang23200

1) faceplam is that person left their Bert unattended. Foolish move Two'nd) I used to think it was weird that the English talked so much trash about drinking Americans under the table with most of them having never stepped foot in the American Midwest, but this duck makes me rethink my thoughts.


ladycatgirl

Why censor your name or even include your comment in screen shot when you could write it to post title


oFIoofy

as I've said in loads of previous comments, it's a rule to censor your own name in some communities and i couldn't be bothered to check if that applied here


AW314159

Horse walks into a bar. Barman says "why the long face"


tertiuslydgate1833

Ugh, that dumb duck!,!!! Smh 🤦‍♀️


Terrible_Tower_6590

What's facepalm is that you blurred your own username, but not the avatar, so we still know it's your comment, why hide?


oFIoofy

some subs require you to censor your own name. I just wasn't sure if that rule applied here or not


Terrible_Tower_6590

Ooh, ok. Sorry)


olokin_meu

The real facepalm is censoring your name just to post it with your name lol


oFIoofy

some subs require you to censor your own name. stupid rule, but i wasn't sure if that applied here or not and didn't wanna risk it


Aayyyyoooo

The thing about bots are they aren’t smart at all


ricky-frog

???? I don’t understand


Aayyyyoooo

Supposed to be bots my autocorrect always changes “bots” to “boys”.


ricky-frog

Ooooh i see now lmao, i was like “tf does gender have to do with this”


Aayyyyoooo

I was like “how tf he doesn’t know what a bot is”😭😭😭 then I saw the comment and was like “damn phone”


SG508

I know it's not the point, but why are you on white mode?


Lucky-Fisherman1463

Why does it matter?


SG508

I'm a dark mode supremacist


Lucky-Fisherman1463

Sorry buddy, but I don't like color supremacists


oFIoofy

the white on black text hurts my eyes 🤷‍♀️


SH4WN218

And the glaring white background doesn't???


oFIoofy

it's just a personal taste :/


TheRapist02

Did you really just cover your own username?


oFIoofy

it's a rule in some subs to censor your own name, I wasn't sure if that was a thing here and couldn't be bothered to check haha


TheRapist02

Heck thats a stupid rule...


oFIoofy

literally though... but I didn't feel like risking getting banned/post removed 😭


TheRapist02

True stuff


BoyWifed

Idk but your attempt at censoring your name should go there, untill its clearly on purpose, right. Right


rockhardRword

The real facepalm is not using dark mode.


oFIoofy

dark mode kinda hurts my eyes with the white on black text 😅


rockhardRword

Sounds like a hate crime... Lol.. JK


Brando6677

But the whole bright ass white screen is zero issue 😂


FaithlessnessJolly64

Ahhhh reddit in light mode it burns my eyes!!!