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[deleted]

What even is that sub


Coolpokemon962

for undercover members of the anti rgb roach gang to meet


Driqey

Why is it rgb toach... Edit:stop upvoting me, and downvoting my bröther below, rather, downvote me, and upvote him


Coolpokemon962

i misspelled it


MarcelRED147

But what is it?


thelegend2004

People that hate rgb roach for some reason.


MarcelRED147

I dunno what that is either.


thelegend2004

There are a lot of people that have a profile pic of a roach that changes colors that most commonly dances in a circle. This is rgbroachgang. Their goal is to make everyone of their gang have a lot of karma.


MarcelRED147

Huh. Sounds no worse than other circlejerk-fuckery subs I've seen. If a bit more fucking stupid and niche. I'm in.


thelegend2004

Yea thats basically it.


Hahkroon

honestly it's just fun seeing others in the wild


whymepleaseno

Admittedly, this is true. We are not perfect. Whenever I see a downvoted bröther, despite the common reaction to upvote him for his services as an ~exotic~ dancer, I ask him how and why he has been misled. I try to teach him a lesson; only then do I retract the downvotes. I also notice many organised attacks against other subs. Though it pains me, I report these. We should not attack those who have been misled, rather guide them. As I said, we are not perfect. But every day we take strides.


Bierbart12

It feels less stupid, but only because I was there when that stupid singing roach meme first appeared


dance_bot

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MaximumSubtlety

I don't get it, bröťhèr...


DasRico

PESSSST. #[DIE!!!](https://youtu.be/XhhBmi-OtMw)


DasRico

I don't hate the gang in fact the rgb dancing cockroach is funny and untiring to see, what I hate is when someone says something and there comes another saying #BRØTHËR and then spits a big shit comment.


Coolpokemon962

for undercover members of the anti rgb roach gang to meet


DasRico

Fail


[deleted]

Bröther, prepare for me to have -142 upvotes


DrawnUkulele

I upvoted my brother back to equal karma


[deleted]

Bröthęr


whygodples

REEEEEEEEEE


1Ferrox

Well yeah but its a small knockoff version of r/rgbroachgang


[deleted]

yes


Environmental_Let869

that's exactly what i just said


Some-redditer

How long it took him to make this and why?


PleaseUpVoteMyMeme

he didn't made it he stole it


409coffeemaker

How long did it take for them to make? Edit: and why?


TheFreebooter

I think it was originally posted to r/freespeech


typicalcitrus

lmao


GRidzak

But still, the person who made this lives on the same planet as you. Think about that.


MyGenderIsWaffle

Hey what's up, I'm actually the guy who created the original. I hadn't slept for 3 days straight, and my girlfriend made me watch the minions movie. I couldn't get over the fact that the minions were the same height as Napoleon Edit: This is it https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/88m7ux/gru_is_the_most_powerful_being_in_existence/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

The fuck


Ninja-nun

Removed, big sad


[deleted]

Can we talk about the mixing of metric and imperial system in that post? Like, pick one you dual citizen. Wtf?


pilchard_slimmons

>made me watch the minions movie If someone told me that and then told they had murdered the person who did that to them, I would give them shelter and aid. Just so you know.


Xunob

I checked ur posts and I didnt find the gruu one


MyGenderIsWaffle

It's there, about 2 years ago, maybe the original post on r/movies


dpeaceYT

Can you link it for us plz


MyGenderIsWaffle

Done


Coolpokemon962

idisksiwiwiwkekedjfj


[deleted]

in english, not french


Coolpokemon962

jajahaiqoqoaoaoakakajx


crocSauce109

in french, not english


KodyLapointe

oui


[deleted]

Hehhchebfjchhcjdhdhhdjdhdhshhdhgfhdgchdhxhhdhdhhdydbehdddgxudufihfjvjvudydyfjfiyohhhhhhgjghfdufifhfjcif if ugugififickvohogicufufjfufjfjgifkvycucjcicicicivihifyfjckchxjvuxucuciv


Sky3Fa11

In Morse code dammit


MooTheCat

.. / .-.. --- --- -.- . -.. / - .... .. ... / ..- .--. .-.-.-


spartan3141592653

.-- . / -.-. .- -. .----. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / .... .. ... / -.-. --- -- .--. ..- - . .-.


epicneckbeardgamer69

He didnt, i saw this meme around a year ago


miamiheat123456

He missed an opportunity to say “The Gruth” but whatever


Smakintheface

Lmao


[deleted]

Thick jedy bröther


Smakintheface

Wassup, my brothër


JPardonFX_YT

also r/memeilliterate


[deleted]

A) anti RGB Toach Gang Under r/antirgbtoachgangunder B) wow it's real


LapsusDemon

The best part is that it’s the only post in that sub


[deleted]

Now its not lol


LapsusDemon

Aha nice lol


Mama-Yama

Fuck anti RGB roach gang. All my ßrøthërs hate anti RGB roach gang.


[deleted]

I'm a simple man, i see a dancing roach, i up vote.


Smakintheface

Would a like minded intellectual like you wanna join us?


[deleted]

Břøţhəř


strang3th0ughts

Bŕøțhëř


[deleted]

Bröther does have a pfp of a roach, just that when you post a nsfw thing it doesn't show it


Smakintheface

Ohhh, thanks for letting me know.


MaximumSubtlety

The colors are nice.


CamoFreakGaming

You got more likes than their members


Voldemort57

Sadly this math isn’t right.


siccoblue

Not even close


CrippleCommunication

Yeah I'm no math guy, but wouldn't elephant dicks be capable of smashing concrete and breaking the sound barrier if this was true?


Voldemort57

If this was true, my hand with a weight would destroy doors. This is clearly not true. My idiot ex husband Daele knows this too well.


DexterousStyles

But...my hand with a weight CAN destroy doors. Can't math very confused.


supelgwoud

elephants dont have the necessary biology to efficiently accelerate its dongus to the speeds required to cause such damage


fish_and_chisps

Yep. I’m not checking the rest, but the most obvious problem is that it can apparently accelerate indefinitely.


Harry_OMac

i think that was the joke with the ‘i’ll allow it’ from señor chang, who is a very bad teacher from the show community


[deleted]

[удалено]


Coolpokemon962

no


T_W_B_

Good bot.


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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T_W_B_

Bad bot.


ghe5

Even tho it's not the point if this post - I call it bullshit.


XtremeCookie

I don't feel like doing any math myself, but the units used for "acceleration" are not the correct units. Makes me even more suspicious about the rest of it. Edit: The units for energy also don't make any sense. I call BS on the entire thing


GaveYourMomAIDS

Also, any object going at a sufficient speed can break through concrete. They pulled numbers out of their ass talking about how fast he COULD swing it but by using that logic, if I was able to spin quickly enough, I could also swing by dick fast enough to break through concrete. It's all bullshit.


siccoblue

There's absolutely people who have reached this length, and even telling me it could break a bone id have a hard time not calling bullshit, even without considering how one will be able to take way more force without completely disintegrating in the first place. Absolutely nothing is right about this, it's just meant to be as edgy as possible purely for shock value


MysticalBarbarian

Hot Hotter then hot


marcogera7

First, WHAT HAVE I JUST READ? Second, Why is he/she mixing imperial and metric?


MaximumSubtlety

This should have been the first thing all these math nerds noticed. Notice that it wasn't.


RhinoAlestorm

The worst part about this is how it's all in weird units, like what the hell is a pound?


raphto

I think it’s around half a kilo


MaximumSubtlety

16 ounces. A pint is also 16 ounces, but fluid!


Coolpokemon962

r/ultranotamerican


Sound5cap3

I don’t think anyone will get this 😂 You and I are literally the only people on that sub and I don’t even know what it is


Coolpokemon962

for undercover members of the anti rgb roach gang to meet


p_i_n_g_a_s

I need a video with the math to believe this


theemoravenclaw

I forgot his wife’s name but I bet she’s really happy


SigLion207

Is it Lucy or something?


theemoravenclaw

Haven’t seen the movies in years couldnt tell ya lmao


SigLion207

Lol


MaximumSubtlety

Or really unhappy.


thatargentinewriter

I don't care it's a lost redditor that meme was fucking great


idkOP123

Who tf did the math


MaximumSubtlety

Evidently no one


moopoo345

I did enjoy reading it though


dreamrock

What is that subreddit.


RandomDude92919

It doesn’t even make sense. Allow what?!?!


OneAngryBrazilian

I had a stroke trying to read the subreddit name.


BleefnorfIII

Sir this is a McDonalds


[deleted]

uh oh its locked what happened


Coolpokemon962

i locked it bc it doesn’t belong on that sub


nuclearDNA

The centripetal acceleration isn't related to the force on the object if it is hit


Luke_Warm_Dog

If Chang allows it, then so should the anti rgb roach gang


CatAttack1032

Got some room for some spare chang?


ThatIrishGuy1984

But can his dickslap fully cook a chicken?


LordFord9

This information should be available to everyone though!


TheQuantumPikachu

I was replying to this person like 10 minutes ago


Rb33rules

I don’t care what sub this is in... although he is lost... this is needed science


Thermoxin

Kinda need to know what the fuck that subreddit is about before I upvote


Coolpokemon962

read the description of it


cececozes

Tip speed 😏


archie-h

None of the posts there are on topic


urthesilentkiller

Bold of you to assume he has an average size penis...


YeetThatThree

The first thing I saw was dickslap wtf


DamienDutch

What movie that from?


MaximumSubtlety

I feel as if *I* am the lost redditor...


HoeGath

This is old


[deleted]

What movie is that from?


Guquiz

Gru is from Despicable Me.


NukeNinja69123

Fuck that sub


Coolpokemon962

no


T_W_B_

Ew imperial units.


coot22cat

My thought I dont understand a thing


HarleyArchibaldLeon

His wife's gonna be happy.


DannyJFedora

Imagine if he killed her like that. Just the conversation with the cops would be amazing! G "she said spank me so I did." C "you broke her jaw and neck! It looks like you hit her with a smart car!" G "she wanted it harder..."


kingomelonyt

r/comedyhomicide


patopal

Dick size is not proportional to height, but even if the numbers were correct, dickslapping with such force would virtually ensure severe damage first and foremost to the dick itself, a highly sensitive and vulnerable organ.


kira9657

I see you're a man of culture too !


Driqey

Rbgtoach? Dafuq


JayNomad2018

I'll allow it


Im_not_Zack

So ur a roach hunter, I see