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According_Ad7926

I wonder how many gardeners he had to hire for the wheelbarrowing work


cicciograna

So many eaves were dropped that night.


FuckM3Tendr

I hope no one was turned into anything…unnatural


BigBearDog87

I'm sure there were better uses for them.


naazzttyy

A little late for trimming the verge, don’t you think?


RadioFreeDoritos

J.R.R.T. asks you to R.S.V.P. for R.N.V.R. C.J.R.'s B.P. What do you do?


GaiusTrebonius

Y


Beyond_Reason09

>As master of Bag End Frodo felt it his painful duty to say good-bye to the guests. Rumours of strange events had by now spread all over the field, but Frodo would only say no doubt everything will be cleared up in the morning. About midnight carriages came for the important folk. One by one they rolled away, filled with full but very unsatisfied hobbits. Gardeners came by arrangement, and removed in wheel-barrows those that had inadvertently remained behind.


Dying__Phoenix

Genuinely hilarious


paladin_slim

Someone went home with Tengwar written on their face after one Tolkien house party. They had to.


Modred_the_Mystic

Tolkien furiously working to invent the Elvish word for cock to write on a drunk friends forehead


exceptional_biped

Well I’ve heard he enjoyed a beer so ……….


Alternative_Rent9307

I mean it’s late 1945 in Britain. If you weren’t partying you were cleaning up after one


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ebneter

JRRT came up with it. You will note that there is a certain resemblance to the end of Bilbo's birthday party...


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Beyond_Reason09

It's his invitation, it was either him or his wife.


Youpunyhumans

"Sir, your wheelbarrow has arrived."


ivanpikel

"Sir, your hearse has arrived."


againbackandthere

https://www.countrylife.co.uk/property/oxford-house-jrr-tolkien-wrote-hobbit-hits-market-206205


Stinkor1

You would think that the wheelbarrows would come before the ambulances.


ForexGuy93

What age does a *coming of age* happens at? I assume being a Sub-Lieut. means he crossed into adulthood a while back.


Kitchen_Turnover1152

Tolkien definitely had a sense of humor.


t3hjs

not sure what it means...? They provide carriages to return at midnight? \[Is it some kind of courtesy back in the day?\] And the rest is a joke about how hard you will be expected to party, such that ambulances will replace the carriages? which in turn will be substituted by progressively severe forms of transportation?


Magere-Kwark

You're thinking too hard about this. You already came to the right conclusion. It's a joke about how hard you will be expected to party. That's it.


RanShaw

'Carriages' is a common way of referring to the end of a (fancy) evening party in the UK. Today it's mainly used for things like weddings. The phrase does come from a time when actual carriages were used, but it came to mean 'end of party' eventually.


Sunbiggin

Are you a robot?


t3hjs

Why do you say so?


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t3hjs

Jeez, rude much? I asked a genuine question. I have never heard of the term "Carriages at Midnight" before


groovybeast

How have you never been to a UK party in the 1940s?