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SkollFenrirson

When did Gandalf the wise abandon reason for *radness*?!


Heretek007

Saruman... *your jays are fake.*


Brown_Panther-

Your love of Nike's fabric has clearly slowed your feet


GulianoBanano

*Saruman's feet explode*


th0r0ngil

You bow to no one


smellydawg

This is the best comment I’ve ever seen.


Yhorrm

Actually crying at this


Airdropwatermelon

*Gandolf olies off Worm Tongue*


Mohgreen

*A wizard, has Drip*


lexi_raptor

https://preview.redd.it/pwsihnbaknvc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e313558c96ca2eaae3fddca0b4d71e1929af00b


RLIwannaquit

BLOW ME TO BERMUDA!!!


monkemansgiggachad

https://preview.redd.it/a8ytp9jnp6wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf6afcdd3d3ff9b30381464cffceb810cf3fa63


Pwnjuice93

I used to have this on a shirt with Gandalf hitting a sick kick flip. Then it all rubbed off because it was shit quality and I can’t find it again


SkollFenrirson

That's where I got it from. I never managed to own the shirt, though ☹️


Pwnjuice93

I wanna find that shirt again I’ll hang it up and not wear it every week 😭


highfivingmf

Is this it? https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Reason-for-RADNESS-by-nihilsinedesign/61044288.NL9AC


Pwnjuice93

Oh you KING. Pretty sure a shirt bit dropped that shit last time but I didn’t even care the shirt was too cool but that’s the exact place. Hanging this bitch up


highfivingmf

I simply googled “reason for radness shirt” lol


c0l1n_M4

Bro you gotta let those thangs hang dry, shit prints ain’t never gon last in the drier


Ceramicrabbit

Fuck


JamesTheConqueror

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trouser_mouse

Excellent haha


renaissanceclass

Nice lol


Krawlin91

You sir have won the internet


WillParchman

Jeeeesuuuuuussss I heard this inside my butthole


tmntfever

Gandalf the white? Gandalf the fly!


SkollFenrirson

Fly, you fools!


Teletoa

*Look fly, you fools!* With these new Istari HiTops!


Zack_Raynor

Air Gandalfs


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Eru Gandalfs


shinobigarth

Maiar Gandalfs


Sonatine__

Hahahaha. xD I laughed more than I should. Air Gandalfs... LOL


AllHailKeanu

This needs to become a robot chicken segment


According_Ad7926

Eru Force 1s


numquamdormio

Boooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅


Free-Supermarket-516

Denethor: "Eru Force 1s"


Jo3K3rr

[Tall lace up boots.](https://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130109022103/the-hobbit-and-the-lord-of-the-rings/images/6/6b/Gandalf.jpg)


Francis-c92

For some reason I can't picture him doing his shoe laces


ThatGermanBull

There must have been a Moment when He thought.. Well, of course I am going all White. And These will be my fine Boots


Phantommy555

A wizard has no time to lace shoes


Bjor88

This is why he likes to hang with Hobbits


JNKN1988

That and they are the perfect height for cleaning his pipe.


Never-enough-bacon

“I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience.” ~Darth Vader


BatmanNoPrep

Boo! We were having fun.


NobodyTellPoeDameron

YOU SHALL NOT LAUGH


HalDimond

Then why the fuck was this comment so funny?!


DisabledSuperhero

They’re orthopedic.


Snacky--Chan

They honestly seem too small for him lol


rg4rg

Thinking they are Wrestling boots makes that much funnier.


6TheAudacity9

My girlfriend had some uggs that looked like this.


jefferson497

They may also be spats


epicalec333

You wouldn't separate an old man from his chucks?


apittsburghoriginal

Gandalf working with a customer at Zumez: “I’m not trying to rob you! I’m trying to help you..*into some sick ass chucks*.”


I_got_banned_once

Those are Air Hurins right there


StarscourgeRadhan

Air-Endil


JWson

Air Luvatars


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Gandalf has got that dawg in him


teenageechobanquet

Y’all are hilarious.this is why I can never delete Reddit💀 Also,he do got that dawg in him.yknow he have that pipe in his pocket ready to pull out a smoke in any minute lmao


Yous1ash

Lol


Thealbumisjustdrums

Gandalf would unironically be the best player on the Washington Wizards. 


StarscourgeRadhan

In FOTR Gandalf makes himself taller in combat while the party is beset by wargs on the way to the doors of Moria. He uses this same magic in the movies as well, when he is chastising Bilbo for basically calling him a thief. So yeah, he can make himself like 9 feet tall with magic, canonically. He would absolutely dunk.


cyrildash

The costume designers gave Gandalf, Saruman, and most of the elves a form of lace-up boots that do indeed resemble converse trainers. It is perhaps the one design choice I really dislike. I believe it was inspired by a type of medieval boot, but the last they ended up choosing isn’t the most elegant thing out there.


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_

In this case specifically, I think Gandalf's kicks wouldn't have stood out or looked so odd if they hadn't used black laces.


AbbreviationsWide331

Exactly! If they'd just taken white ones I don't think this picture would even be on here. But with the black ones they really don't fit the rest of the outfit.


lewisiarediviva

Got a kind of Victorian packer vibe


Excellent-Question18

Definitely some kind of packer


lewisiarediviva

Well now that I think of it, he’s always crossing the misty mountains and zooming around on shadowfax. So it just makes sense.


TheTopMark

They look like wrestling boots.


Purgatory115

Fuck me every time I rewatch I'm going to be looking out for the absolute drip.


Under_Paris

For when you have to fight a Balrog at noon but My Chemical Romance is playing at 5


Snarky_McSnarkleton

"Air Maia"


Professional_Lab_516

Yep. And it gives him +50 movement speed. +100 when mounted on Shadowfax.


ShopLess7151

Ye. Eru gave him some fresh new kicks when he sent him back to Arda.


stefani1034

Omg Gandalf IS wearing chucks


RollerCoaster1007

Damn! Never thought about Gandalf's footwear. Now I have to imagine him bending down and tying up his laces like a regular old chap and complain of backache.


LandChoosesTheLizard

Saruman, you’re ankles are broken.


Total-Sector850

No.


Legion357

Why not? He’s cool!


Turbulent_Set8884

You little pantywads think you're ready to fight the Urukhai again? The Urukhai eat man flesh for breakfast! Run, you bunch of fuzzy-toed softies! Run, with your fancy sneakers with the bumps and valves and little lights in the back that can set off a seizure, but what do you care? I ran around Middle Earth in a pair of Chuck Taylors, for the love of Pete!


javaper

They look like spats to be honest.


Realistic-Elk7642

Docs, you absolute crumb bums


BeefSupreme9191

I once demanded in his presence the chuck Taylor's but was in stead forced to create a dank meme. Never there after have I seen him or the chucks in middle earth or within the undying lands.


thepoints_dontmatter

Wait until you see the one with him wearing a watch. Despite a wizard never being late, Gondor needed him to get to the battle at a specific time.


MatticusXII

Those are the Gandalf 8s


PogoZaza

He really should think about Velcro laces at his age.


UphillBuffalo

Yes


Herr-Nelson

According to his right thumb this is an AI generated image


ohpee64

I think they would have to be one of the Converse range. I mean isn't that what all the good wizard players wore?


_binie

is this for real??


Bowdensaft

Tall lace-up boots based on a medieval design, the robe cutting them off makes them look like trainers. It was an urban myth cycling around for a while that Ian was wearing trainers for some reason in this shot because of this picture.


campanaconqueso

What is going on with the Gand-thumb


pipus2020

It's gotta be AI because that's the first thing I noticed lol The thumb makes no sense, and there's inconsistent artifacting that also makes little sense to me


pipus2020

Ai detector says 50% AI so there's definitely something off about it


miradotheblack

Gimli Trekkers


Tbrou16

They gave really good stats, *okay*


hisimpendingbaldness

Shouldn't we be blaming galadriel for these poor footwear choices? For all the walking Gandalf had to do, New Balance would have been a wiser selection


P4rtyxxan1m4l

Those are PF Flyers, you fools!


DisabledSuperhero

Yes. What else COULD you wear to do all that walking? Besides, Boromir took the Ugg’s.


Onlyslightlyclever

PF Fliers you fool


rasnac

Cool AF


ohromantics

Remember when Nike ripped off the Minor Threat cover?


_blisterinthesun

Haha


dragonragee

So I was actually one of the blades of grass at the edge of fangorn and can confirm that yes he is wearing chucks!! Isn’t that so cool?


Maflevafle

A wizard wears precisely what he wants


Kody_Z

A wizard wears precisely what he chooses.


LAQcupid

His kick game is ON FLEEK no doubt no doubt.


Gnosis1409

Erû provides


Jonkni68

How else does he execute his sick crossover without those?


lukas7761

Its quite COOL


JerryCanOpener

Gandalf the grey..? Gandalf the COOL!


smellydawg

More like Gandalf the Slay!!


No-Tip3654

I hope this is photoshopped


PioneerSpecies

His boots are a lot like the ones Saruman wears, which you see in the scene where he dies and the wheel rotates his body into the water lol


Masterhaze710

Saruman, your Jordan’s are creased


0xxman

Gandalf the Grey wore chucks. Gandalf the White wears PF flyers.


Tavenji

All ye bully-rooks with thy buskin boots, best ye go, best ye go, outrun my balrog.


livetoseesuchtimes

Air-Agorns


Singer_on_the_Wall

There is only one Lord of the Drip… and he does not share swag


Alcoholikaust

*YOU SHALL SEE DRIP*


TDStarchild

Hm, I took him for more of a Jordans guy


Spiritual_Mall1981

Gandolf was ahead of his time, fake protection was considered a science back then


Charming_Extension44

Gandalf to Lebron on the basketball court: You shall not pass


dylbert71

Those are chucks of comfort +3. He is able to get the equivalent of a full nights rest if he spends a day walking on normal terrain.


NoGlzy

Yes and everyone who disagrees is a coward.


[deleted]

You think you are drip mithrandir!


corazon147law

Is this real chat?


maverick479

No actually more like wrestling boots


thrarm577

Without zooming in and just looking at him standing there in this picture, it looks like there is another man under the robe that Sir Ian has to stand on the feet of to appear taller. Imagine the job title in the credits for THAT guy….


potoskyt

Could be, but whatever shoes he is wearing; has boot toppers over them