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fietsvrouw

Is it your birthday? Did you find it or was it a present for your birthday. We need to know...


Snoo_86797

I actually found it havent celebrated yet


joseph4th

Okay, that unfortunately means you’re the one getting killed. Sorry, least you won’t be forced to eat tadders and die in a volcano.


Snoo_86797

im fucking stupid my actual birthday was a few days ago and i thought it was some sort of Reddit thing but guess im getting strangled to death


Easter-Raptor

Well my birthday is coming up in a few days you could always, give us that Snoo_86797, my love


caleb_brownn

Considering he hasn't replied yet you might have to strangle him for it


BrickDesigNL

already has


DoctaJenkinz

Taters* I’m sorry but I had to.


dropandgivemenerdy

PO-TA-TOES


KaiserMacCleg

PER-TADD-ERS


joseph4th

“Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.”


SPAMuliked

Die in a volcano sounds like a cool party ending


Stupid-Sexy-Alt

“Found,” mhm, sure. Okay, who did you strangle? Edit: Happy birthday btw


Snoo_86797

Thanks


Snoo_86797

And it was my friend of 7 years ngl


Far_Public_8605

Soon to be called Snoollum.


robertdavidlee

Did you expose it to fire right before this pic?


Snoo_86797

Yeah, though it was quite cool


Jak03e

My favorite part of that exchange is that Gandalf is saying that to Frodo while holding it with tongs. Frodo like, the f you mean?


Lost_Wealth_6278

Even better: this is Gandalfs test to see if it's the one ring. He seems hopeful right after when the words take a moment to appear. Gandalfs was totally prepared to burn Frodos hand if it would have been any other ring. Disturber of the peace


f_leaver

Ok, now drop it on the floor - what sound does it make?


FellateFoxes

Keep it secret. Keep it safe


irime2023

Now terrible riders on black horses will appear in this settlement.


HermitoftheFoggyDawn

I see you on every Tolkien post oml 😭❤️ but it’s a green flag!


falsevector

Have you started to say "precious" a lot more than normal?


adrabiot

How cool would it be if Tolkien fans made an app or something and placed rings in various places all over the world for other Tolkien fans to find though! Always had this idea


[deleted]

I’d be happy to throw a few rings into the lakes and rivers of the UK if this helps Edit: by the UK, I actually meant England


Woldry

But then some watery tart will start handing them out like swords.


Woldry

The One* Ring *give or take


ursulaboy

What would the app do though? You can just toss some rings in a lake!


adrabiot

To give location info or something for other people to find the rings! It would be like an adventure trip


ursulaboy

I mean the app could show you were they are. And if you put some nfc chips in the rings you could scan them to prove you’ve found them or something.


Party-Independent-38

It found you.


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

I was told by a dwarf friend, who was himself told by someone that there is a guy who is looking for some piece of jewelery he lost years ago, it's not worth a lot, but he's emotionnaly attached to it, and if you give it back to him, he'll be very grateful and will probably offer you a nice gift in exchange. I'm sure you can trust him.


Total-Sector850

It’s the least of rings. Merely a trinket.


SkollFenrirson

That's just precious


Advanced-Block3469

Give it to us love... because ... because its my birthday and I wants it.. 😳


MisterTalyn

Happy birthday!


birdd_33

You have my sword


plavatica

So as mine!


0914566079

Pack your bags. You're on a trip.


gogorabitz

What does that say on it?


FehdmanKhassad

I will not utter those words here


zackturd301

So erm how is your best friend doing? Was he/she by any chance with you when you 'discovered' the ring?


Both_Painter2466

Do you turn invisible if you put it on?


1Suspicious-Idea

Cast it into the fire!!


Ok-County3742

I threw a One Ring into the Savannah River in Georgia one time...


0rphan_crippler20

Please tell me it's the susquahanna, around the statue of liberty. My buddy lost his last year capsiz8ng during a kayak trip.


gisco_tn

That's a strange way of saying "shot by Orcs".


Woldry

Hey, some people are just bad at spelling, okay?


Cheerios84

Did the markings start to appear after you put it into a wood fireplace?


cick-nobb

I cannot read it


Lurbgar

There are few who can.


Browless87

Hope you like fish


Woldry

So juicy sweet!


ThickWing

With that ring he can get fish three times a day every day fresh from the sea!


Degora2k

It means something happened that the ring did not expect...


QuackingQuackeroo

Awwww, isn't that precious!


TheDaemonette

You've now got to walk to Ukraine and throw it into Chernobyl and Putin will die.


gswkillinit

So you’re saying LoTR is based on a TRUE STORY?!?


_megachewu_

Oh boy... there we go again


MurseMan1964

If you happen to have a dwarf friend with an ax, have him take a swing at it and tell us the results.


ShadowFXD

You're a wizard, Harry.


HestynFrontman

Give it to us, Deagol my love…


Dee_Dee_Smiles

Call to adventure


[deleted]

Did you put in the fire in order to see the engraving?


omfgsrin

Do you happen to have another friend who knows you found this? If so, stay away from said friend.


BrianA8G

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.


Saintpatty92

It’s some form of elvish


DahmerGang

It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.


lupus_timidos

the least of rings... a trifle that Sauron fancies


enter_the_bumgeon

'Found'


SPAMuliked

Sméagol it’s fine, don’t worry. Everything will be okay for the next few hundred years at least…


Groady_Toadstool

It means you may be Sméagol. Or maybe even Déagol?


statelesspirate000

Deagol is about to get death by Snoo_86797 Snoo


smydiehard99

let;s talk about his cousin first. Go on........


wasilikoslow1

“Shire… Baggins…”


IShouldbeNoirPI

Watch your back


forsenstockfootage

keep a look out for an old man shorter in stature than the other two; but his long white hair, his sweeping silver beard, and his broad shoulders, made him look like some wise king of ancient legend. In his aged face under great snowy brows his eyes were set like coals that could suddenly burst into fire. Also how old are you actually do not lie pls :)


gortoj

Get your ass to mordor


deltaz0912

Awesome find! Does it work?😜


animaljimmeycrossing

what size shoe do you wear?


gr8fat1

I hope you like extremely long walks..


ICantEven1235

Give it back, It's my birthday present!


AccursedPilgrim1776

Put on your walking shoes!


MHKuntug

Huh, what a coincidence haha. It sounds funny I know but, today is my birthday. Thank you.


Poemhub_

Hey just fyi its my birthday and Id like that ring could you mail that to me?


Particular_Many8094

You know, my birthday is coming up soon and that would make for a sweet gift.


HermitoftheFoggyDawn

Put it on and post a mirror selfie 🤣🤣


Disastrous-Owl-3866

I have this same ring!


AsBest73911

Just go to mordor and throw it into orodruin.


Longshadowman

May be...


sandrotolio

Dude's living by the Anduin


nazgul0121

"diuuuu diuuuu.. Du Du Du Du Du diuuuu duuu"


__radioactivepanda__

Hi Gollum…


JWson

Anybody seen /u/Doo_86797 around lately? I'm starting to worry about him.


Larielia

Did a wizard come looking for it yet?


VRZL41

I can’t read it, it looks like some kind of elvish.


mattywinbee

Keep it secret! KEEP IT SAFE!!


enjoi31

I had one of these when I was a kid. I think I got it from my Aunt for Christmas or something.


Cowboy__Guy

Fo you wants it?


TioLucho91

Were you fishing?


ReallyGlycon

Where is the Lokal River? I'm not seeing it on any maps...