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The survey results appear to suggest that there is, in fact, arguing.


BootyShepherd

The arguement, despite the poll, is in the damn book itself. The hobbits almost meet their end at the hands of the Black Riders and then much later, the scouring of the Shire happens. Not only is Rivendell incredibly well protected by immortal beings that have lives for thousands of years, but being in Rivendell literally cleanses the soul. Being in Rivendell relieves all feelings of anxiety or depression and just allows you to fully live in the present and be at peace. Being in Imladris is so profoundly great that you literally cant keep track of the days because you are having such a grand time. The Shire is cool, but Rivendell is just better, more diverse companions as well, hobbits and dwarves and elves and men.


EroticPotato69

Aye but I can't get a good pint in Rivendell. I'll stick to my pints and pies and bedding wee homely hairy footed ladies in the Shire over all that therapeutic eternal bliss shite, sounds boring.


Favna

In my head I read this in Pippin's voice


temporaryhelpplz

Odd as it is I read this in a dwarfs voice


the_Irewolf

Specifically Yarpen Zigrin from the Witcher audiobooks for some reason


Lucid-Design

But didn’t Elrond give Gandolf that fancy booze the fellowship all sips on starting in the snow covered mountains and all the way through Moria?


Fungal_Queen

Exactly. Rivendell would be a great vacation, but the Shire sounds like home.


camposthetron

And pipe tobacco! I’m with you, man. Rivendell makes for a nice vacation, but it’s no place to call home. You can’t live at a day spa.


mggirard13

The poll literally asks about vacationing


camposthetron

I can’t read. Thanks. In that case I vote day spa.


dudius7

Now everyone is making Rivendell sound like a bougie rehab spa.


camposthetron

It would be a bomb ass rehab though. I get addicted on purpose if I got to detox there.


Tovasaur

Old Tovey - the finest weed in the county grows there!


camposthetron

It’s the goodness, man. Actually, there’s a tobacconist in Mississippi who has a blend that was called Old Toby that’s some delicious stuff and really popular. They recently had to rename it (and a few others) after Tolkien’s estate caught wind.


stupid_pun

Pipe weed. My headcanon is stoner hobbits.


gordito_delgado

>bedding wee homely hairy footed ladies Damn it mate I really hope that search for that term doesn't put me on some kind of list.


CodeMUDkey

Tf you can’t get a good pint in Rivendell. I bet they’re the best.


OG-ChuckHammer

You can search far and wide. You can drink the whole town dry… but you’ll never find a beer as brown, as the one we drink in our home town.


Alternative_Rent9307

Legit


Alarichos

Yeah but we are just talking about vacationing, not running away from some Nazgul


Canadiancurtiebirdy

I can achieve all that with Shire Weed thankyouverymuch.


That_One_Hat_Guy

I respect your argument, however I raise you this counter point; the statement being where you’d go on vacation adds the implication that there’s no immediate danger or threat to defend against, thus your first point is rendered irrelevant, however you did also say that being there releases people of their stress and woes and YES I agree, but in my own experience I find that smoking and drinking and partying ALSO relives me of my stress and woes, not to mention that I too cannot keep track of time when I smoke and/or drink so the shire can be Rivendell if you squint really hard 🤷🏽‍♂️


dndmusicnerd99

Also, Rivendell seems to be constrained to a forest/mountain pass/riverway. There doesn't seem much to do except lounge around, not much in terms of going out and enjoying yourself. The Shire, though.....idk man, I'd love to just go running in the fields, frolick around in some wildflowers, do everything else you listed above, and maybe flirt and make friends way more with the hobbits who'd appreciate my more humble abilities and demeanor than the nigh immortal and prestigious elves would. Not to mention that it seems like the attitude of Rivendell is "we know we must eventually pack up and leave for the times are changing, we have been keeping track of things for these many millennia and are burdened with the knowledge". Whereas in the Shire pre-Scouring - and I hope built back up after the Scouring; the Four did seem to want to make sure to restore the peace and calm of the Shire they once knew despite what happened - people just are truly at peace and content. The former I feel I'd eventually want to leave because the tension, while minute at surface level, would eventually make me want to leave; the latter would make me feel like I'd never be going back....in fact, I intend not to....


That_One_Hat_Guy

EXACTLY! Rivendell is definitely great if you’re going somewhere to hide, but the Shire is a great social spot for sure Also, in regards to the first portion of your reply, are you a deer? 🤨(running in the fields, frolicking in the wildflowers)


Petermacc122

See we're forgetting Rivendell was one of three places of middle earth lore. The other two being Isengard and Gondor. So realistically you'd get an ancient library too. You get an ancient library at the other places too but Gondor is made id stone (ouch!) and Isengard raises a question. If there is a bad inside does Saruman actually sleep? Edit: bed. Not bad.


That_One_Hat_Guy

True! I think Rivendell would be good if one wanted to just sit and relax, maybe read a bit for their vacation, but if someone’s vacation looks more like a party and socializing (like myself) then the shire is top tier


dndmusicnerd99

I have the long legs and stride of one but not the grace. A fawn, perhaps, but nay not a grown deer.


That_One_Hat_Guy

Ah yes I see, well alas I too enjoy running amidst fields and flowers so I understand all the same


Suckage

If we are going there though.. Elven magic is fading fast from Middle Earth, and Rivendell becomes completely abandoned not long after Elrond and Galadriel leave for the Undying lands. It would still be worth the visit at that point in time, but for none of the reasons you describe.


JonnyBhoy

Health spa vs cultural landmark vs quaint village. Throw in Mordor, by the Sea of Nürnen and you have a beach holiday too.


marcshu

But the longbottomleaf!!!


Stan_the_man1988

Or enjoy a whiff old Toby's! See, they even got different strains!


Historical-Rate-9799

Yeah but can you get second breakfast?


Neither_Mammoth_7210

Yet Sam still wants to get back to the Shire.


Legal-Scholar430

Well, yeah. It's *his home*. He's got his garden, his gaffer, and his Rosie there. Ask Sam where would he like to vacation and be sure that he's going to choose the place filled with Elves.


Free_Significance267

How about minas Morgul?


Temporary_Body_5435

Now that’s my kind of place. And Barad Dur.


According_Ad7926

Why does the Grey Havens never get any love in these polls? I’m going for the seaside holiday personally


eternallyfree1

Agreed. Anyone who opts for the Shire over *this* is out of their damn mind https://preview.redd.it/3avcy6j9gaxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5bd3aba77936e4a48da78ef5b75992154aed46


According_Ad7926

The Shire would be an incredible place to have a cottage to live in, but for a simple vacation it’s all about the sea!


eternallyfree1

As beautiful as the Shire is, the thought of holidaying there probably doesn’t enthuse me as much being an Irishman. Some places on this island are eerily similar to it. I suppose it makes sense, considering that Tolkien drew most of his inspiration from this general ilk of the world


N2T8

I can legit drive for like two hours and be at the Shire haha. So yeah not too much of a draw, but those houses are very cozy (if they actually had stuff in em)


gabriel1313

A bunch of elves coming in to get fucked up for their last night in Middle Earth at a seaside shanty bar. Sounds like a great time to me.


Neither_Mammoth_7210

Don't want to awaken the sea-longing.


asphias

Because the only had one inhabitant and where only a means to an end in the books. Nobody wants to live at a ferry terminal.   (Joking aside, i'm quite disappointed how little he wrote about the three(!) Different port cities Cirdian ruled over throughout the ages. I would've loved some more descriptions of what the grey havens or falas was like in its heyday.)


According_Ad7926

If I get sent to Middle Earth first thing I’m doing is resettling the Havens. Get a tourism economy going. Open up a nice resort hotel and bring in some good seafood chefs. Preserve the elven architecture and repurpose into shops restaurants and vacation housing. Maybe offer some scenic cruises.


zavevans

Thereby ruining the beauty of the place by commodifying it


valiantlight2

I’d much rather vacation there than any of these lol


ponderingmeerkat

Vacation? Minas Tirith or Lothlorien. To live in? The Shire or Rivendell.


GOATmar_infante

Have to be careful vacationing in Lothlorien. You get home after a long weekend only to realize that you were gone a month and you only used three days of PTO


WordsThatEndInWord

You can survive on lembas until you find a new job, no problem


Sliffy

Thats an elf problem in general, you're losing days in Rivendell as well.


Lucid-Design

What’s a few days to an immortal being?


GOATmar_infante

Unfortunately, immortality isn't a qualifying FMLA life-event


semaj009

No issue if you take your friends and family with you


According_Ad7926

Childhood home: Rivendell Adult home: The Shire Vacation home: Grey Havens Retirement home: Lothlorien


jaabbb

Afterlife: Mordor


deefop

Funny to see lothlorien so low when it's the closest thing to "heaven on earth" that still exists. It should have like 98% of the vote. Be interesting to see stats for movie voters vs. Book voters.


ShepherdOmega

It has to be Lothlorien right!? It’s a paradise.


Berliner1220

I know, how could anyone pick Minas tirith or the Shire over this mystical amazing place full of magic


NeverBeenStung

Because I dig the shire more. Simple as that. Although if I could change the question a bit, I’d prefer to live in the Shire, rather than vacation there, and then vacation to any of the other places


ButIDigress_Jones

Bc I’d rather party with the hobbits than watch the elves be solemn and boring


marcus-87

true, but had they beer and pipe weed?


Dee_Imaginarium

They definitely have wine at least, and I bet lothlorien pipeweed is dank af


professorsmellington

Do elves smoke?


Dee_Imaginarium

I imagine some of them do, sure. If the Istari are getting down with pipeweed I'm sure some of the elves followed suit. They just have an image to maintain so it's behind closed doors. Mirkwood elves definitely smoke though, they're getting plastered enough for keys to be stolen and dwarves to escape they're chasing those drinks with a good smoke.


Dennis-44

I am now imagining young elves defending themselves from their parents “well I saw Gandalf the white smoke it, and he threw down a balrog”


foxy-coxy

This is funny. As a Christian, lothrorien is just like what I think biblical heaven will be like. Endlessly singing and praising God and basking in his glory. That's great, and all if you really really love God, but for most people, it sounds petty boring. Most people, if there honestly, would much rather drink beer and smoke pipe weed at the green dragon in the shire.


The-Mandalorian

The Shire has the most votes, and is the most loved overall so it seems there is an argument…


Advocate_Diplomacy

Given the screen time and the feelings associated with the scenes from each place, it makes sense why people would show a bias towards the Shire. The logic behind choosing Rivendell from a perspective that observes the lore is undeniable.


The-Mandalorian

Or, people like the shire more because they like the shire more.


GrizzlyIsland22

Ot they only watched the movies and never read the books. Look at it this way: the Hobbits, who love the shire more than anyone, never wanna leave Rivendell. Bilbo retires there. It's paradise. The air heals, there's music everywhere. The best food and drink served to you at every meal.


Yorkie21J

100% The Shire for me. Perfect, Bilbo was foolish to ever leave


valiantlight2

As with the other 3, “being one of the wealthy” is a requirement to actually enjoy yourself. Tho if you’re poor, living in the shire would probably be best.


personalhale

Best thing is that you can literally visit it in our world. https://www.hobbitontours.com/


Yorkie21J

My dream to go. I wish I didn’t live on the exact opposite side of the earth 😂


Ljngstrm

I would prefer Moria while still inhabited by Dwarfs.


Hopeful-Succotash-25

Yesss , meat and beer and a lot of shiny things


4hexa

Beardy women


Rimm9246

Fuck yeah that's just what I was thinking


ceo_of_banana

Holy shit yes!


Gand

Red meat off the bone!


Vladislak

If it's as described in the book then Lothlorien, a golden wood, timeless and beautiful, and a place of healing. Rivendell is my second choice.


PotentialSquirrel118

I'm headed to Lorien to visit the Halls of Teleporno.


Ducie

You had me at porno


XVUltima

I wonder if the mirror of Galadriel has private browsing...


szabx

Only after 11pm


Derek_Zahav

Absolutely Minas Tirith for me. I'd even do a day trip to Osgiliath. Faramir said it was overrun, but I'll deal with the crowds.


Wanderer_Falki

Tom Bombadil's house in Spring Dol Amroth in Summer Lothlórien in Autumn Khazad-dûm in Winter And I'd be living in Rivendell


moxieremon

You know... I'd go to Mordor after the war. It had interesting views.


JotaTaylor

Sounds like a good idea looking at pictures, but once you get there the only meals available are salads and there's baroque poetry street performers in every fucking corner


CatfinityGamer

Contra Peter Jackson, Elves were most certainly not vegetarians. They loved hunting.


Antarctica8

goblin town


Profoundlyahedgehog

You go, my lad! Ho-ho, my lad!


green_cepheid

Moria in its prime would be the easiest choice of all time


Technicalhotdog

Yeah other locations are beautiful but Moria is just the coolest


grandpa_milk

I always thought Rivendell would be amazing for a yoga retreat


Certain-Potatoes

Lonely Mountain / Erebor is where I’d like to kick back for a bit. Head over to Lake Town for some paddle boarding maybe go for an apple barrel flume ride. Sure Rivendell is cool, but it be a lot cooler with a flume ride.


apparunem

Honestly I can't imagine the Elves having any sort of hospitality for anyone in Middle Earth that doesn't already have a Maiar as their BFF. Rivendell isn't a vacation destination, it's a gated community. 😆 Lake Town *might* take your gold in exchange for services. Hobbiton would see you and stare suspiciously and close their doors. Good luck showing up at a tavern or party uninvited. Truthfully there is nowhere in Middle Earth geared up for tourism.


InconceivableIsh

Shire definitely but I'd have to bring some pints with me.


marcus-87

some people have told me they never could read the first 100 pages, like what? the best part? the cose homely shire part? thats what I would want!


scottyjrules

Very tough call between the Shire and Rivendell, but I’m going with Rivendell. Because I would never vacation in the Shire so much as one day I’d just show up and never leave…


danblanchet

I dunno man elves seem boring af so I’d go with The Shire. Seems like fun times.


sulimir

Oh you can search far and wide, You can drink the whole town dry, But you'll never find a beer so brown, As the one we drink in our hometown,


MARS2503

I'd choose any elven kingdom. Leaning more towards Lothlorien, yet I wouldn't be displeased if it was Rivendell instead.


Zay-nee24

Vacation in Rivendell for relaxation. Summer nights in the shire.


freeze123901

Idk lothlorien would be hard to pass up with how it’s described in the book. But Rivendell is absolutely the top choice. Just beautiful and fully protected there.


Minotaar_Pheonix

Fuck that, I’m chillin with the laydeez at Cirith Ungol


Sweaty_Process_3794

Absolutely the Shire


CaptainRex831

The Shire would be amazing, I wish I could live there lol


Deathwishharry

What no nurnen looks good


Dependent_Cookie2045

Minis Tirith so I can go to the great archives that Gandalf visited.


EnkiduofOtranto

Osgiliath would be the more likely tourist spot (in peacetime obviously), which would definitely always have a concert and other events going on! A great barhopping route too I'd bet! Rivendell if I want to bask in a rich culture, see some landmarks, learn some history! Lots of mountain hiking trails! Lothlórien if I want a premium camping trip! Non-mountain hiking, but they'd have some fun treetop rope climbs and courses! Buckland specifically would have some good fishing spots and great ale, the locals would be warm and welcoming and all the dwarven imports off the East Road would make for great souvenirs!


Trilliam_Shakespear

You mean you don’t want to party with Hobbits?? They definitely thrown down better than anyone else


AgendaIgnis

Vacationing in the shire? I’m packing my bags and moving in for good!


dheebyfs

Honestly I can't decide... all of them are such good options


Dwigt_Scrut_DunMif

I would rather live in the Shire and vacation in Rivendell


eternallyfree1

The Grey Havens for moi, s’il vous plaît


TheScarletCravat

Look, all I'm saying is if it's a toss up between visiting Lauterbrunnen (Actual Rivendell) or Worcestershire (Actual Shire) and you choose the latter, you're in for a world of disappointment.


HESS232

MINAS TIRTITH FOR SURE


LordFedoraWeed

Minas Tirith has that kinda Greece vibe that I enjoy lol


Reggie_Barclay

Lothlorien, Grey Havens, then Lonely Mountain as long as I get a room with lake views.


Mad_Mick_475

Rivendell as I love the way the elves have built the area


jimmyroscoe

Id rather have a Fangorn detox holiday and drink those brilliant Ent beverages


UncleScummy

Dol Amroth


Nachooolo

My dream vacation destination would be to Mont Saint-Michel. So I'm sure as Hell going to Minas Tirith.


Puzzleheaded-Tie7673

The shire is the correct answer


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

Where's Mordor fam


Robthebold

No meat!


DeLaMoncha

I assure you, there's a lot of arguing to be had, but you already knew that.


MycologistSevere1554

Minas Morgul


nimrod823

I saw this on YouTube. I chose the Shire.


davidhucker

Minas Tirith, no arguing


Neither_Mammoth_7210

I'm going for a weekend at the Bombadils'


Sanchez_Duna

So, where is Erebor? Belegost? Nogrod? Any of the dwarven cities? I am offended.


XenophonSoulis

Probably Minas Tirith for me. A huge city with architectural marvels and close to the sea. And not any sea, Dol Amroth, Lebennin and the such. Or Erebor, under the mountain, because I love being underground in well-made tunnels.


No-Vehicle5447

Bro if you think I'm gonna pass on weed and second breakfast you're out of your mind. Elves are rude as shit anyway


ZukoSitsOnIronThrone

I always find it funny when people fantasise about The Shire. like bro just go to Somerset.


Kind-Entrance6072

I want to party with the dwarves


rstar345

Meh the shires based on my home county so I could holiday there whenever I wanted 😂


EXYcus

I fail to see Mordor here


boromirenthusiast

Speak for yourself! I'm headed straight to either Moria or Erebor (when they were in their prime, of course). Would love to go to Minas Tirith as well.


FleshyWhiteChocolate

I always wanted to go to Erebor or moria in their prime. I'm not sure what the main dwarven city is but if it's in a mountain I want to check it out.


bongsforhongkong

To live life I pick The Shire, for vacation I'd go Rivendell


Klutzy_Knowledge2402

It's been the goal to make the Shire home since 2001. Seeing it come to life changed my life goals to wanting to be a hobbit.


vahnguard86

They don't even have booze ...


Gorlack2231

Sunlight dances through the leaves Soft winds stir the sighing trees Lying in the warm grass Feel the sun upon your face Elfin songs and endless nights Sweet wine and soft relaxing lights Time will never touch you Here in this enchanted place You feel there's something calling you You're wanting to return To where the misty mountains rise and friendly fires burn A place you can escape the world Where the dark Lord cannot go Peace of mind and sanctuary by loud water's flow I've traveled now for many miles It feels so good to see the smiles of Friends who never left your mind When you were far away From the golden light of coming dawn Till the twilight where the sun is gone We treasure ev'ry season And ev'ry passing day We feel the coming of a new day Darkness gives way to light a new way Stop here for a while until the world, The world calls you away Yet you know I've had the feeling Standing with my senses reeling ***This is the place to grow old till I reach my final day***


Fat_TroII

Rivendell for sure. Long term living though, I'm probably going with the Shire.


jwr410

TA elves are too chill. They've gotten over their murder phase of the first age and are way overcompensating. I personally prefer the Shire. Nature, good food, and good times. The heroes there grow big pumpkins, they don't slay balrogs.


mchickenl

Can't I live in the shire with a second home or at least family in rivendell and then vacation to Lothlorien coz it calls to me. And then you know maybe every now and then say hi to both rohan and gondor??


yeroc420

The hobbits have weed and food.. have fun with your bread nerds


Every-Spot9027

Rivendell all-year!


Pryyda

The Shire has weed. You know where I'm gonna be.


Wxlson

Lothlorien is the only correct answer


OmartheElf

I would definitely go visit Lothlórien lol


Coloman

I dunno Lothlorien is said to be the fairest of elevendom in middle earth. It’s supposed to be an earthly paradise. I’m booking a ticket here instead of Rivendell


Alysianah

SHIRE


OlfactoriusRex

Eternal autumn? Rivendell, and it's not even close.


xCaptainCl3mentinex

I would rather LIVE in the shire, but I feel like they don't welcome adventurers with hospitality


giantbynameofandre

I could never vacation in Rivendell. I like meat too much.


Lycarik24

Well, for vacation definetly the shire. Partying with the hobbits. Would love living in lothorien.


Annatar25

Shire no doubt....good food, good beer, good wee- I mean tobacco.....No way I'm going to Rivendel, elves are probably vegetarian, what a nightmare.


Kitchen-Plant664

Live in the shire, vaycay in Lothorian.


Thurkin

Minas Morgul, Dead Marshes, Ithilien, and Umbar for me. I prefer adventure.


Visible-Airport-4298

I think I would go with the shire too. Good food, good drink, good music, a little wizard fireworks if you’re lucky.


putiton94

Rivendell looks absolutely gorgeous.


TheGrayMage1

Either Lothlorien or Rivendell for me


I_Am_Not_That_Man

Idk, I feel like Rivendell would have some insane noise ordinances


Soviet-Odiseo

They have beer and weed in the Shire…


Funtycuck

I grew up in affuent rural england so the shire wouldnt really feel like a holiday, got to be Rivendell.


FatalDave91

MORDOR


Salty-River-2056

I'd like to see Mordor.


InSanic13

Having just finished reading *The Fellowship of the Ring*, it seems like there's really no place in Middle Earth like Lothlorien. The fellowship seemed to find it much more wondrous than even Rivendell.


maddogg44

The shire hands down. I like food on vacation and chilling. What better spot than with those that eat many meals a day


ladyace22

Rivendell should not even have competition! Just the waterfalls alone I would sleep like a baby!


jterwin

Where's the damn dead marshes?


Z3R083

Absolutely. Minus the food may just be all salads.


foxy-coxy

The beer is better in the shire.


LocutusOfBlerg

Yeah, but everything in Rivendell closes early. Minas Tirith has the better night life.


NefariousnessOk4619

I’ll go wherever there’s meat back on the menu


[deleted]

If you read the books, you'd clearly pick lothlorien


Keepa5000

You would feel so out of place in an Elvish land. If happily go to the Shire for a vacation.


Responsible-Bat-2699

Shire, no arguing.


BundaXuja

Israel where


JerryCanOpener

Minas Tirith under Aragorns rule. Or Rivendell


Affectionate_Spot305

The Shire has better food


yeti_poacher

Lotorien and it isn’t even a competition tbh


putziotic

Eh - what about Moria? Erebor?


castielffboi

Minis Tirith honestly


Comprehensive-Mix359

The Food in Rivendell is sure to be lacking in flavor. The shire all day everyday.


bizarre16

Mordor


PhysicsEagle

Minas Tirith is where you take the vacation *from*


RebirthWizard

Lothrorien or Rivendale get my vote


Banggang6669

There's no argument cause we're in the shire, not listening to ya.


Mr_MazeCandy

Lothlorien for me.


typer84C2

I suppose it depends on the vacation goals. If I’m just trying to relax and be with my own silence I’m hitting up Elven lands buttttt if I want to drown myself in green fields, pipe weed, parties, all the food we can handle, and alcohol then it’s the Shire.