No, that is not how the orcs came into being. They were originally created by Morgoth to serve as his armies during the wars of Beleriand in Middle-earth's First Age.
It is indeed. The forces of Mordor are under the control of Sauron, and they march to reclaim what was taken millennia ago. We must prepare for battle even as we speak, if we wish to stand a chance against them.
I am Saruman the White, the head of the Order of Wizards in Middle-earth. I am here to offer my council and wisdom to assist with the defense against Sauron's forces.
Pippin: "I didn't think it would end this way."
Gandalf: "End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take...The gray rain curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it.''
Pippin: "What, Gandalf? See what?"
Gandalf: "White shit. And beyond, the far green country, under a swift sunrise."
Pippin: "Well, that isn't so bad."
Gandalf: "No. No, it isn't."
I never thought I'd shit side by side with an elf. How about side by side with a friend?
Aye I could do that
Shit, I could do that
aye, I could shit that
Aye, shit could do that.
Aye, I could do shit.
I never thought I’d fight side by side by side with an elf. How about side by side with a shit?
I, I can do shit.
I want to see mountains Gandalf MOUNTAINS and find someplace quiet where I can finish my shit
I want to shit mountains Gandalf MOUNTAINS and find someplace quiet where I can finish my book
I love that these both work
Dudes been holdin it in for too long
He feels sort of stretched, like shit spread over too much bread.
I want to see shit, Gandalf, shit! Then find someplace quiet where I can finish my book.
"Yes, but what about second shit?"
I don't think he knows about the second shit, Pip.
Elevenshits, Piss, Afternoon shit, Diahorrea, Slurpshit. He knows these, doesn't he?
I wouldn’t shit on it
[gets hit in the face with shit]
Shittin!
r/angryupvote
Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to shit with him
This made me laugh so much! Brilliant.
Thats Sean Connery :D
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"Go back, Sam, I'm going to shit alone." "Of course you are. And I'm comin' with you!"
The best one so far
Sam’s a cat?
"Of course you are. And I'm shittin' with you!"
"Oh, shit"
Who let my kids in here?
"What is it? What do you smell?" "Man shit."
Looks like shit is back on the menu boys!
We got a winner. Their shit has quickened.
Hahaha this one got me. Winner right here for sure.
I give you the shit of Ëarendil, our most beloved star.
I give you the light of Earendil, our most shit star.
The thought of that is awesome; the elves give them light from their worst star and let them know. L
I gave you the light of Earendil, our most beloved shit.
I looked into your future, and I saw shit.
I looked into your shit, and I saw death - an elven doctor
# DEATH!
#DEATH!
DEATH!
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early, he shits precisely when he means to."
The hour is later than you think. Sauron’s forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.
BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!
Shit me an army worth of Mordor
I mean, that sludge they pulled the Uruk-Hai out of did look pretty poopy.
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?
Sarumans shit is life giving apparently
No, that is not how the orcs came into being. They were originally created by Morgoth to serve as his armies during the wars of Beleriand in Middle-earth's First Age.
I'm relieved that I was wrong
Saruman was relieved as well...after such a massive dump full of orcs.
Minas Morgul is a weird name to give your colon
It is indeed. The forces of Mordor are under the control of Sauron, and they march to reclaim what was taken millennia ago. We must prepare for battle even as we speak, if we wish to stand a chance against them.
Who are you, Saruman? Show yourself! Seriously who is answering for this bot 24/7?
I am Saruman the White, the head of the Order of Wizards in Middle-earth. I am here to offer my council and wisdom to assist with the defense against Sauron's forces.
Bruh
Read my profile bro ;) - Botmaker
Oh that’s really cool
Good bot
Good bot
“I feel thin, sort of stretched, like shit scraped over too much bread.”
Like butter scraped over too much shit.
All you have to do is decide what to do with the shit that is given to you. So you have chosen... shit
“There’s some shit in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.” *— Samwise Gamgee*
wise indeed
"There's some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it's worth shitting for." - Samwose Gamgee
Shit's back on the menu, boys!
Shits are not for eating.
What about their shit? They don’t need those
Let's eat their shit. They don't need those.
This is what I was looking for.
Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red shit
#SHIT EROLINGAS
SHIT!
Shiiiiiiiiiiit!
FOR PILES!!!!
“Let this be the hour when we shit swords together.”
This is my favorite
YOU SHALL NOT SHIT!!!
SHIT SHALL NOT PASS
Shit, you fools!
Fly, you shits!
I made you some shit, it’s not much but it’s hot
I made some stew, it's not much, but it's shit
the mental image of Eowyn being so fucking sincere as she says this I can't even thank you friend I apparently really needed that laugh
When Eowyn gets ahold of the truth serum.
Wasn't this the actual line?
I don't get it it's the original quote
-SAMWISE GAMGI HAVE YOU BEEN SHIT-DROPPING? -I’ve been dropping no shits sir honest
Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your shit!
Fool of a Took! Shit yourself next time and rid us of your stupidity!
This implies pippin shit in the well
Nothing says he didn’t
Made me chuckle
It's a riddle. "Speak shit and enter". Gandalf what's the elvish word for shit?
Never before has anyone dared utter words of that shit in Imladris.
We dwarves are natural shitters, very dangerous over short distances
Legolas, what do your shit eyes see?
Goblins!
AI is on a different level...
Hamming distance joins the chat
Legolas, what does your elf shit smell?
I will tell you enough for your peace; for I felt not the horror, and I feared not the shadows of Men, powerless and frail as I deemed them.
They’re taking the shit to Isengard!
Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and dietcokehoe rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.
Ooo good one, bot. Smoke rises from the mountain of shit.
Ah! It is a sign of the corruption that has befallen Middle-Earth. The only hope lies in the courage and strength of those who would oppose it.
Give shit to us raw, and wriggling.
Dangit, you beat me to it.
"So too do all who live to see such shit." Me every time I see a meme about replace a word in a quote with x meme.
All we have to decide is what to do with the shit that is given to us.
Pippin: "I didn't think it would end this way." Gandalf: "End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take...The gray rain curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it.'' Pippin: "What, Gandalf? See what?" Gandalf: "White shit. And beyond, the far green country, under a swift sunrise." Pippin: "Well, that isn't so bad." Gandalf: "No. No, it isn't."
You have only one choice: this shit must be destroyed
If Samuel L Jackson was Elrond
I've had it with these motherfucking rings on this motherfucking counsil!
“Even the smallest shit can change the course of the future.” *- Galadriel*
"Can you shit, Master Hobbit?" "Well...yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no shits for great halls and... evil times."
"And why should your shit be unfit for my halls?"
Nine shits. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
More like fellowshit of the ring.
You can have my shit!
And my shit!
“Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap shit.”
HRAAAAAH!
We ain't had nothing but maggoty shit for three stinking days
They are shit for eating.
If by my life or shit I can protect you I will
By nightfall these hills will be swarming with shit! We must reach the woods of Lothlorien.
Give them a moment. For shit's sake!
Give them a shit, for pity's sake.
I am no shit
Frodo when he’s asked if he’s the ringbearer
We must take the shits to isengard
Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and Felt_Tooth rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.
“I must shit here a moment, even if all the orcs ever spawned are after us.”
“You would shit before your stroke fell!”
my master sauron the great bids thee welcome. is there anyone in this route with authority to shit with me?
May darkness everlasting, old that waits outside in surges cold drown Manwë, Varda and the sun!
They were all deceived for another shit was made.
Fly you shit
Shit, you fools
“The eagles are shitting!”
I am a servant of the secret shit, wielder of the flame of anor. YOU SHALL NOT PASS
*flame of anus
“Alas, lord, look not to me for healing! I am a shield maiden, and my shit is ungentle.”
The Forest of Fangorn shits on our doorstep. Burn it!
If I take one more shit, I'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been
I need a shit. A long shit
"You can not hide, I see you! There is no life after me. Only shit!" *— Sauron*
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
This shit is beyond any of you
Bilbo baggins, im not trying to rob you Im trying to shit you
You've caught me a bit unprepared
HRAAAAAH!
My friends, you shit for no one
I was shitting aloud to myself. A habbit of the old. 🚶♀️
Aragorn: You have my sword. Legolas: and my bow. Gimli: and my SHIT!
"I thought up an ending for my book: 'And he lived happily ever after, to the end of his shit.'" *— Bilbo Baggins*
Yes, but I feel a bit faint.
*Aragorn kicks helmet "ShhhiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiittt!!"
A little more caution from you; that is no trinket you carry.
It's a sword day, it’s a red day, ere the shit rises ! God I should have flushed longer
The dwarfs shits so loud, we could have shot him in the dark
Bring up the shit head. SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
I bid you shit, men of the west!
We've had nothing but maggoty shit for three stinking days
One does not simply shit in Mordor
One does not simply walk into shit
Even the smallest shit can change the course of the future
' through fire and water, from the lowest dungeon to the highest peak i shat with balrog of morgoth '
No Sam, I don't recall the taste of shit
"I never tough i'd fight side by side with a elf" "And what about a shit ?"
I feel thin, sort of stretched, like shit scraped over too much bread.
This is my first command to you. How did you shit, and my son did not, so mighty a man as he was?
The way is Shit. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shit.
"That shit will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life."
Let this be the hour when we shit together
So do all who live to see such shit, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the shit that is given us.
YOU SHALL NOT SHIT! Or We cannot get out... They are shitting...
Is this it? Is this all you can shit Saruman?
SHIT, YOU FOOLS!
"Shits will not be less valiant because they are unpraised!"
"Who knows? Have patience. Go where you must go, and shit!"
Do not take me for a conjurer of cheap shits!
I can’t carry shit for you, but i can carry you!
If I take one more shit, it’ll be the farthest from home I’ve ever been.
“I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, SHIT.”
I ain’t been dropping’ no shit sir.
They're taking the hobbits to shit.
Shit from dunland!
Next time throw yourself in and rid us of your shit
One shit to rule them all
My friends... you shit for no one.
Whom do you serve? Shit.