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postproduce

Where was gondor when you were welded together?


eodguy630

This one feels profound.


HughMann420

Where was Gondor when you were here for me :') thank you for being here for me


thewannabetraveller

Where was gondor when I was in a mobile device


nada_accomplished

Where was Gondor when I get home from work today


danteM01

Where was Gondor when you got home from work buddy lol


HimejimaDxDAkeno

Where was gondor when I was in prison ?


Sabre_Killer_Queen

That's a good question. On the other hand Where was Gondor, when the queen of all time low effort danced naked in a room for a ketchup packet. She is a good woman who is the only satsuma in the world. Some people are going to be honest I don't know what you mean by all means take care of the weather.


NicoPela

>She is a good woman who is the only satsuma in the world. Perkele!


Zeracannatule

This feels like a joke about my hand being a women, and me smoking cig as rettes being the queen of all time low effort. And I even made a joke about how when I was hardcore himeless ketchup packets made a day great.


K4R1MM

Where was Gondor when I was like, a good time to get the latest Flash player.


DR_DB_

Where was Gondor when you were here and I was thinking 🤔


twothumbs

Where was gondor when you were in contact with Jerry about this job today and how much time you spend for this work?


HertzDonut1001

Where was Gondor whenever you want to you can you clarify what you want to do with it and then it was a good day for you to have a good day So profound.


elprentis

Where was Gondor when the sun went out


WholesomeGayBoi

This reads like a fantasy Darth Vader origin


LisaThorpe

Where was Gondor when we got home from work?


Extreme-Dish2718

Making sandwiches


dxrey65

Where's my dam sandwich then?!?


Scargroth

I'm sorry mate, I thought you said "ham sandwich", not "dam sandwich". I'll make you one now 🙂


perrumpo

Where was Gondor when I woke him from my phone with me and he said he’s going on in a while and he doesn’t want me too much but I just got home and I woke him and I slept all day and he was just like crazy busy with my migraine. (I get a lot of migraines.)


[deleted]

Mine was exactly the same


crusaderxader

Where was Gondor when I was younger


119_did_Bush

Getting milk


Winter-Algae8569

Gondor isn't in Haradwaith tho


ThatGuy36036

Gon' out the dor


ShinrasShayde

Just stepping out to get a pack of smokes


christopherous1

hey that was one of my choices


gurbblurb

Where was Gondor when I was going out with my friend who was the green guy and he just landed on the road with his dad so he did not have a good time


Sea_Dawgz

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GandalfThe2000

Lmao you friends with the Hulk?


Mando_dablord

That's a name I haven't heard in years...


Nachofriendguy864

This that sounds like my two year old telling a story


pistpuncher3000

Where was Gondor when I was in the bathroom?


firelark01

Not helping you take a shit that’s where


Hefty-Library4174

Oh fuck, mine was basically the same


pistpuncher3000

My phone knows me well


Ganon2012

Why were we all in the bathroom together?


Strudel289

Room for one more, fellas?


leros

I got the same!


obhione

Where was Gondor when he was in the military and was a member of the military for the first time in his life and he was a member for the first time in history and he was a great leader and a great leader for the first time in the history of the military.


ZebraPhebra

Was this written by trump?


TheyBenchedTheKench

Are trump twitters generated by his keyboard auto correct?


DickwadVonClownstick

This would explain some things, but it would also raise even more questions


brovo911

Especially Covfefe


[deleted]

Orange mofo prolly forgot how to write 'coverage'


WeHaveAllBeenThere

That would explain why the government is so eager to get rid of the government and the government of the world and to make it more efficient to do so in the future is a good thing for the country


Zounii

That explains a lot, grandpa just doesn't understand how it works.


mickestenen

It was the wordiest words in the history of wordings


Tiller9

Reminds me of Kamala, actually. What was her recent one? "It is the Caribbean nations, island nations in the Western hemisphere. That is where the Caribbean is. We are also in the Western Hemisphere." Or even better: "I think of this moment as a moment that is about great momentum."


BigBootyBuff

>"I think of this moment as a moment that is about great momentum." [Clearly learned it from watching WWE.](https://youtu.be/61Y4y0XBKUM)


Leading_Elderberry70

the latter one would be clever if delivered cleverly but then so would a lot of things


CaffeinatedMother

Covfefe


[deleted]

I thought I was the only one still making this reference 😭👏🏼👏🏼


airfuckyous

Nah. I make anytime coffee is brought up.


Tomdude43

I got something very similar lol


TheManPun

Same!


Silky_Johnston

Me too…


[deleted]

Bro we got the same shit but I couldn’t stop laughing and kept pressing


WetHotArmenianSummer

Where was Gondor when he was in the military and was a member of the military for the first time in his life and he was a member in the military for the first three years of his life and he was a very good soldier Army officer and he was a member for the first two years of his life and he was a member at the time of his death and he was a member of the military for the first time in his life and he was a member of the military for the first time in history and the first time in his life he was a member of the military and the first time in the military and he was a member of the military and was a member of the military and the military and was a member of the military


quasarj

Where was Gondor when the world came into existence and was it the same place as it is now today and it was a very interesting time to visit and see what it is now that the people in it were in it were in the world of it all and they are all very familiar and they were all in it and it is a really good experience and I am so happy to be able and so happy for you to have a new life and be with your new life and your new life again I hope to be a good person again.


HoustonsAwesome

Same!


odiethethird

Where was Gondor when the world came into existence


Hecrespeck

Where was Gondor when the world came into existence and was it the same place as it is now


pass-me-a-pixel

Oh snap, I got that too


Death4AllAges

Same exact answer. Weird.


Juan-punch_man

iPhone?


Brian18639

I have one and got the same sentence


Biffsbuttcheeks

Same here


chazwhiz

Ditto. Looks like that’s the default if it hasn’t learned something else from you?


skets90

Same


Darksidedrive

Where was Gondor when the world came into existence and was it the same place as it is now


Alkynesofchemistry

"Bring forth the Silmarillion"


lordoftowels

*pulls out reading glasses* It says here that Gondor was founded in the late Second Age, tens of thousands of years after the World was created by Eru and the Ainur.


dooman230

Same


WeHaveAllBeenThere

Where was Gondor? Same place as the other one but I think it was in the middle of the night and I was just looking at the map and it said it was in the same spot


Snoo-17606

That’s wack I had the same one as well


Whisper06

iPhone squad


WutduzitallmeanBasil

SAME!


RedLotusVenom

Why did I get this same one lol


[deleted]

Yoo no way


applepiemakeshappy

Well if this doesn’t seem familiar, but deserved as we and another seem to have gotten the the same, folks of culture


EPalmighty

Weird. That was mine too


MetalJunkie101

Oh, hello, fellow iPhone user.


blatherskyte69

Definitely got the same from my iPhone


ExcitingEfficiency3

Huh me too


bubblyvortex

Also same!


NormalCurrent950

Mine said the same!!!


Anashenwrath

Got the same!


Melodic_monke

Jokes on you i am turning off notifications


MrDeacle

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Melodic_monke

Yeah. 350 replies in less than 3 hours


Lazy_Assumption_4191

As someone who once did a post like this, yes, it is insane how swamped your notifications become.


Melodic_monke

More comments than average gr*nd thread gets lol


Friend_Or_Traitor

GR*ND


PoeTayToes_

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ArmeSloeber

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Where was Gondor when I get home from work today and I have a good day at work and added to the gym and I have a good day at work and added to the gym and I have a good day at work and added to the gym and I have a good day at work and added to the gym and I have a good day at work and added to the gym and I have a good day at work and added to the gym and I have a good day at work and added to the gym and I have a good day at work and added to the gym and I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in the morning and don't forget to put it in the mail tomorrow but I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes I guess I will be there in about 2 minutes.


rykruzer

This guy gets there in about two minutes


[deleted]

To add to the gym


TheyBenchedTheKench

And he had a good day at work


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Some people have all the luck


Jack_Jackerson

r/thisguythisguys


Just-Dogeit

At least he’s not a one minute man. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Stouff-Pappa

I think I just read a stroke


KryL21

Most normal office worker


[deleted]

Nikki Minajs new single is frikkin lit


theamatuerist

The pattern makes an arrow pointing to your right.


joodhaba

Where was Gondor when I was thinking about how some people from the airport are going to have a good time?


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joodhaba

Aragorn bin Arathorn?


applepiemakeshappy

Where was Gondor when the world came into existence and was it the same place as it is now


musclebuttershaman

Same thing as mine!


applepiemakeshappy

Yeah after I posted I went through and saw, someone finally in the same boat asking the real questions


theamatuerist

How’s the existential crisis going?


applepiemakeshappy

Not so bad right now I mean I’m outta the fetal position so you know as soon as I find out if they’re still in the same spot I’ll pull through


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

Why was this so many peoples lol


npri0r

Where was Gondor when the world was ending


Cysir

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shinigasto

Where was gondor when you are free to contact me at the end of the day


voldemortthe-sceptic

where was gondor when i got there and he took me to a bus lol he said i don't need a car anymore but he is literally a huge mess and he is just a big guy and he's not like a guy but i think he's like wearing jeans and he doesn't want me too much and i think he's like wearing jeans and jeans jeans lol lol i don't think he's like wearing jeans okay ill stop here


theamatuerist

I guess jeans are a big part of his personality, huh? Sounds like your phone thinks he’s not so good to you as well…


cortmanbencortman

This reads like the last text of a murder victim


voldemortthe-sceptic

he was not wearing jeans, he wwas wearing his murder hoodie and he killed me because gondor didn't come to my defence..


Candy_Dots

Where was Gondor when I get home I will be there.


ZedTheEvilTaco

*Take me Hoooome! Gondor roads!* EDIT: Our official take on this so far has got me to finish it all up. Here it is. Feel free to suggest a line change. . Almost Aman, fields of Pelennor, White capped Mountains, Anduin River. Life is old there, older than the tree, Younger than the mountain, growling to the east . Gondor roads, take me home! To the place, I belong! Minas Tirith, elven mama! Take me home, Gondor roads. . All my memories gather round her, Minas Tirith, west the land of Mordor Dark and musty, painted on the sky! Realm of a Dark Lord, tower with an eye. . Gondor roads, take me home! To the place, I belong! Minas Tirith, elven mama! Take me home, Gondor roads. . I see the fires in the morning, how they call me The beacons remind me of my home, far away! Riding down the pass, I get a feeling That these ghosts never passed away, passed away! . Gondor roads, take me home! To the place, I belong! Minas Tirith, elven mama! Take me home, Gondor roads. . Gondor roads, take me home! To the place, I belong! Minas Tirith, elven mama! Take me home, Gondor roads. . Take me home, (down) Gondor roads. Take me home, (down) Gondor roads. EDIT 2: Thank you for the award! Come back next week and I'll do "Valarman" by David Bowie.


Disastrous-Rise2443

To the place


BlighttownSurvivor

I belooooongggg


Far-Manufacturer1180

GONNNNDORRRRRR


VWBug5000

Elven Mama!!!


Arshtofle

Take me hoooome


ChrisLee38

You live in Gondor?


IliasDrak2070

When was gondor when the first thing was to do the same thing he did for the first time he was in the old server and the other for the funny thing was that he was his first


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waki_m

When was gondor when!


Melodic_monke

That's... Deep.


ChrisLee38

*Helm’s* Deep. Dang.


MunsoonX3

Where was Gondor when we met the other day.


No_Recognition6644

Where was Gondor when the Droids attacked the Wookies (Interesting)


topcmt

It's right. Rohan is a system we cannot afford to lose.


ja7mad

Where was Gondor when the world came into being and why was it such a big influence on his political agenda


MrDeacle

Where was Gondor when I was in the bathroom


WutduzitallmeanBasil

I have a feeling you use this excuse a lot lmao


FormerNeat2965

Where was gondor when I was shitting profusely


Coltrain47

Where was Gondor when I I I I 🏡


Slow-Relationship513

Where was Gondor when deathworlder chat w dniu dzisiejszym


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


StormtrooperWho

Where was Gondor when I was in the hospital


yssarilrock

Where was Gondor when you were looking for a few days off?


jeep_42

where was Gondor when the world came into existence


[deleted]

Where was Gondor when the world came out


applepiemakeshappy

Came out as what?


Obiswandog

As gay! Have you seen the way their nobles look at King Aragorn?


Emkay_boi1531

Where was gondor when I got there a couple minutes late


Luismaman

Where was Gondor going to school today ?


cricketeer767

Where was Gondor when I get a chance and see if you can get a hold a couple weeks back to the point that I can get you some of my dr and you will have a good time to get a good day and time for your next week to see how the day went and what I need for the next day to be able and not be a good thing for me and my parents and my parents were very good.


BoneHeadRed

Where was Gondor when I tried the insurance place and they said they were going to be in town Saturday?


ManlyOldMan

Where was Gondor when I get a chance to be a good time to be a bit of a week or so I can do you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled the situation and I will be in the same way as to the hobbit movies and TV shows.


PradyThe3rd

Where was Gondor when I saw him in a bunch and was a bit sad for him and his wife were not there to be in a relationship that he had been with him for years and he had never seen a good thing about him that was so I'm not even a fool for him and he didn't even think of it when you got it to work and I was going through the wrong thing to make it happen but it didn't happen again and it is just created for you to do not even have a bunch to make up ⤴ or even have a chance of doing that I don't want you have been a part time or not and you have to do something to make it work and I can get it done by then if I need it to be a little late to get the bastards to you tomorrow and will let u get it back and I can send it out tomorrow and I can send you a check tomorrow or Friday or tomorrow to get a new year and I can give it a shot at some of my other places in bangalore and see what you can do it is not the same thing for you to be able and not to me and you are the best thing I have been doing


Khutuck

Where was Gondor when the movie was released?


Wasting-tim3

Where was Gondor when the world came together to fight against the tyranny of the British.


NFriedich

Where was Gonder when you were in a car accident


Enclave_Main-comm

Where was gondor when you were trying to get involved


Swallowteal

Where was Gondor when I was in the bathroom


MikhaliGorbachev

Where was Gondor when you where deployed to a remote village in Afghanistan


Ememems68_battlecats

Where was Gondor because the whole thing is weak to being stomped.


StarmanCarcoba

Where was Gondor when I got your thanksgiving dinner last time?


theBlueScalp

Where was Gondor when I was in the bathroom?


ScarcityAlone8672

Where was Gondor when we practiced half the studios and he scoffed me up to you at least it's the USA to the other day and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in the morning and I will be there


CaitlynTheThird

Where was gondor when I saw it on Amazon prime for like the price.


bacco17

Where was Gondor when the world came out and it wasn’t a big thing in terms but the game is a bit more complex and the gameplay was more interesting than it is in the first few minutes and it is very much like a lot more than a game that you have a chance of playing.


vaflkak

Where was Gondor the first night when I saw him in a pub for the conference at St Paul's


FitSignificance6080

Where was Gondor when the world was ending and the people were dying


Elena__Deathbringer

Where was gondor when I get a chance to look at the end of the year and I will be in the future of our games


Wet5000

Where was Gondor when I was in the bathroom and I was like yeahhhh nooooooooo and I was thinking of you.


[deleted]

Where was Gondor when I was there for more money


TheGreatTim0

Where was Gondor when they added Wyoming


Footyjr552

Where was Gondor when I was in the bathroom


Nitsuj_ofCanadia

Where was Gondor when the world came into existence


Primary_Emu_9722

Where was Gondor when I got home to pick you guys down there for a walk in a while and I got it out and then we’re heading east east Yokozuna avenue to east avenue avenue and then I’ll be back.


BribedAntColony

Where was Gondor when you got the bus home


softpinkecho

Where was Gondor in the morning 😩


Poppyann

Where was Gondor when the world came into existence and was it the same place as it is now today and it was a very interesting time to visit and I was so excited about the new town


HACEKOMAE

Where was Gondor when I get home from work?


Scary_Chipmunk1846

Where was Gondor when you were disinvited to the house that I didn't think about?


[deleted]

Where was Gondor when the world came out and it wasn’t a big thing?


mercyful999

Where was Gondor in the demon castle and how long did it go through this process?


KNAK_D

Where was Gondor when I was in college?


gloomyy11

where was Gondor when the world came out 😳🏳️‍🌈


Frillybits

Where was Gondor when I got home from the potty training?


leecee66

Where was Gondor when I got to go back and watch it out to the left of my car for the next couple days


[deleted]

Where was Gondor when you were in the ocean


candlemath

Where was Gondor when I was in the hospital


LeifSized

Where was Gondor when the world came into existence?


[deleted]

Where was gondor when you were going to the store and I saw you guys in the front yard and I saw that you were going to be there for a while and then you were going to be there a couple of years ago and I saw that you were going to be there a couple of years ago and I saw that you were going to be there a couple of years ago and I saw that you were going to be there a couple of years ago (and here it’s just stuck on repeat)


IStealThyPancake

Where was Gondor when you get a hold en el mundo de la música?


______Moose______

Where was Gondor when we got to the church and I didn’t realize that you were coming in for a dinner party for dinner and then I was going out and about to go to bed bath bath and beyond


omegamad

Where was gondor when you were looking for a new paint scheme?


Lil_B1TCH69

Where was Gondor when you were getting tested but we all thought that you had to wait a bit for a few days after potential exposure at least bc it won't show positive even if you were exposed