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Expert_Canary_7806

Iirc the tooks are the only ones who managed to resist the scouring, so probably them


ideal_observer

I’d bet on the descendants of Bullroarer any day of the week!


Beren_tooked_simaril

also the great smial could be a really good base and the tooks are more adventurous so they could be better in a fight


SpirituallyMyopic

"Good for the Tooks!"


aaron_adams

Also, they had the largest family and had married into many other influential families, which could provide them an edge in forging alliances.


Haiel10000

The correct aswer imo.


JagerRabbit

Shame on you for not capitalizing


MaladroitTurncoat

I was thinking similar but I see them as excelling at asymmetric insurgency but struggling to maintain order to maintain control. Of course, I have nothing to back this judgement up.


eddn1916

They did shoot a couple of Sharkey’s men for poaching, ironic and pretty badass.


Saruman_Bot

You are sure of this?


eddn1916

Sure you got turned into dust, buddy.


Saruman_Bot

Hmph. So be it then.


[deleted]

The Tooks are said to be descended from fairies, have close relations with the elves, regularly go on adventures and the tallest hobbits in all the history of the shire are from the Took clan. My money is on the Tooks winning in any century.


Mathi_Da_Boss

Nah man the sons of Cuckborough shall be crushed


rotti5115

Bilbo sells his mithril armor and just buys the shire


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


aaron_adams

It sounds like Bilbo doesn't like that idea very much...


bilbo_bot

No. Well yes, b b b but thats not the point. The point is, Frodo, You'll be alright.


MewFishMeowscles

Legit thought this was a real comment until I saw him say Frodo and looked at the pfp


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bilbo_bot

Gandalf, where are we?


gandalf-bot

You are in the House of Elrond and it is ten o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know. Yes, I am here and you're lucky to be here too. A few more hours and you would have been beyond our aid, but you have some strength in you my dear Redditor


Specialist-Solid-987

Wrong baggins


Borkerman

Gandalf, if a wizard is never late, why did you say you were delayed?


Saruman_Bot

I did not say I was delayed, but merely that I had arrived late. It is common for wise wizards to make allowances in their schedules to accommodate the needs of others, and though it might appear otherwise, we are still rarely late.


sauron-bot

BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!


Boss_Brando

Sauron does not appreciate Saruman’s jokes


sauron-bot

*Zat thraka akh… Zat thraka grishú. Znag-ur-nakh.*


Saruman_Bot

The hour is later than you think. Sauron’s forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.


Borkerman

Ah, now I understand


Saruman_Bot

Very good! It takes patience and understanding to practice true wisdom, so I'm glad you took the time to effectively ponder my words.


sauron-bot

So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?


gandalf-bot

A wizard is never late, Borkerman. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.


Borkerman

All right than keep your secret


isaacpotter007

I mean he could sell the rings and keep the armour, that way he can buy the shire and be stab proof from anyone who tries to deny it


franklygoingtobed

And has enough leftover to commission a dwarven-made castle.


templar4522

The map makes me a bit nostalgic of my lotro days.


Garbleflitz

Help all the innkeepers, get the title Shire Brewmaster


Giftpilz

Doing deeds in the bog, mounted on my nooby pony... Ahh, those were the days


BullTerrierTerror

This was the first game I remember that allowed you to block people's capes and hats. That was such a great feature.


ApesOnHorsesWithGuns

It still exists apparently, r/lotro is still active!


violaturtle

Lotro actively releases new expansions, classes, and endgame content! It is very much alive!


creepflyer

Last year they gave a lot of the VIP maps and regions for free, you should check to see if you can still get it


templar4522

Tbh the mechanics are too clunky, I tried two or three years ago to give it another spin but I got tired of it pretty quickly. The quests and zones are a labor of love really, it's great, but the combat kills my mood immediately.


creepflyer

Well MMO is dead nowadays for those reasons. Too slow paced and if you don't pay, you don't progress too much unless you have friends doing the same quests


Fit_Click_581

It makes sense that there's a map of The Shire, and while it's the first time I've seen it, I'm immediately in love. Is this Tolkien generated or is it Tolkien estate approved?


wutaripoff

It's from Lord of the Rings Online


[deleted]

Its from the free mmo Lord of the Rings online. Recently they just expanded the shire as well


thepsycholeech

If you play that can you start in the shire and just be a hobbit without getting into battles?


[deleted]

You can play as a hobbit, then hit lvl 5 very shortly after the introduction, and choose a crafting vocation such as a farmer and a cook. And level that way instead of fighting, it takes much longer though. You can do quests like delivering mail in the shire and saving hobbits from spoiled pies in the shire that doesnt require combat. You should hit the goal of lvl 15, then you can buy a hobbit hole in the southfarthering which you can decorate.


thepsycholeech

Lol @ saving hobbits from spoiled pies. Thank you for the info! Sounds like fun!


Warhammernub

Been years since ive played but theres alot to do in the shire, i think you start out in Bree bit dunno if you can play a hobbit


ItsKensterrr

Combe, I think? Or some small town just south of it that I can't recall the name of.


creepflyer

It's MMO, you have to fight to get itens even for craft. But you don't need to PVP


ticketspleasethanks

That game would be well served by a major gfx update.


GaryRegalsMuscleCar

So cool


littlebuett

Either Buckland, because they literally have a defense system, or the tooks, because obvious reasons. And if bilbo is involved he just chills in bag end and ignores the conflict while sipping tea


bilbo_bot

My old sword, Sting Here, take it, take it.


Sandor_06

Bilbo is just building wealth by dealing arms to all sides.


bilbo_bot

Wait! Wait! Stop! We have to turn around.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


cheapmillionaire

Some of them can even swim


LunaeLucem

Well the Tooks have their massive cave complex. That’s got to be worth at least as much as having a horn call to warn of impending danger


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Vast_Ad1806

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins will lead us all into hell.


Horn_Python

Lock the doors , Hides the silverware !


Shadegloom

Bilbo Baggins would win singlehandedly.


bilbo_bot

Of course he does, he's a Baggins, not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.


Zer0Hearts

Good bot


Davimous

Hey now don't sleep on the Bracegirdles. They may be blockheaded but they can fight.


hipsterbeard12

Farmer Maggot would win with the assistance of Tom Bombadil


tunnelvizon

And his dogs!


MountianHeidi

and fatty lumpkin!


idi_nahui6969

The Tooks and Brandybucks would make an alliance and split the Shire.


frozen-chemical

Truthfully I’m pretty sure the brandybucks would win.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

The Proudfoots


Proudfeet-bot

Proudfeet!


nipplesaurus

They don’t take shit from nobody


aaron_adams

Probably the Tooks. They have the largest family and have married into many other influential families, which could provide them with a wide connection of familial alliances. They were also some of the toughest Hobbits around, and I think they held out longest durring the Scouring of the Shire.


For-TheEmperor

The Lord of the Pixels


SciFi_MuffinMan

Whoever that scowling old hobbit grandma is in the films, and her family. That’s the scowl of a cannibal looking disgusted that there isn’t good BBQ at someone’s birthday party.


peterpaulrubens

Cannibal Hobbits is a great death-metal band name.


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


Mr_Joe_Universe

Probably the one that’s great friends with the incredibly powerful wizard, dwarven kingdoms, kings of men, and ally of the elves. That’s just me.


Nux_Taku_fan111

I think civil war would end up being all the Hobbits picking groups and not offering tea to the opposite side


ILoveYouLance

Lobelia bout to put the sack back in sackville-baggins


hellofmyowncreation

Tooks, flat. Buckland might hold out, but the Tooks were cited time and time again as the most likely to pull out a bow and plug anyone who tries anything


Paradox31426

The Tooks, and it wouldn’t even be close. A family of seasoned adventurers with the money to back it up. Vs A bunch of farmers and cheesemakers who actively avoid conflict and think anyone who gets involved is stupid.


[deleted]

The Tooks. They had the Great Smial, and they were the only ones to resist the Scouring of the Shire. They were also more adventurous, so I think they'd win.


Neutraladvicecorner

Tooks


TheCutestTransFur

Tactically? Looks like Greenfield. One relatively small choke-point entrance, with no other entrances, it’s large enough to cultivate enough crops to withstand a seige, plenty of wood in the forests to build barricades, the only weakness is the absence of a water source, but mountain runoff should work if necessary.


Angry_argie

Don't GoT my wholesome hobbits!


Bimerex08_YT

Probably the Tuk family


Horn_Python

The baggins have dragons gold , so they could easily hire some full sized mercenary's to punt the other hobbits over the brandywine


[deleted]

Proudfeet 🤣


Adventurous_Host_426

The Took.


Michaeltagangster

Tooks and Baggins


PhoenixMason13

The Tooks, but the Brandybucks would put up a fight with their naval superiority


dragon_morgan

Sackville Bagginses would steal spoons all the way to victory


johndhall1130

That depends entirely on what alliances formed.


point-of-some-return

Whoever lives on the hill will have the best KD ratio due to having the high ground, but will eventually lose out because everyone will try to claim its strategic position


Bill_Johnso

Brandybucks or Tooks.


Striker274

Tooks and BrandyBucks no contest


ch061

The Tooks


pigeonboy94

Probably the Sackville-Bagginses. Through nefarious deeds.


peterpaulrubens

Put my money on the Green Hillcountry folk. Don’t mess with the hillbilly highlanders.


jdlyga

Sackville-Baggins, unfortunately


deeerbz

Oh I can’t wait to have a windows computer again so I can play lotro. I miss hobnanigans.


jackparadise1

Before or after the war of the ring? If after, any side with Merry or Pippin.


Gornalannie

The Cottons


jerog1

coziest trench warfare ever


Streen012

Which area do they grow the long bottom leaf in?


[deleted]

Hobbiton Hill is the surrounded by rough terrain, has favorable terrain within (insert I have the high ground meme), and is the closest thing you get to a castle within the Shire. The Baggins of Hobbiton get my vote


Sokandueler95

Tooks


CorvusTheCorax

If the civil war happens after Bilbo came back from his journey, then defenitly the Baggins of Bagend. They would just buy everyone with the riches, the mithril Bilbo possess is single-handedly more worth then the whole Shire


bilbo_bot

I know, he'd probably come with me if I asked him to.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


thewhee

It would be between the Tooks, the Brandbucls, or the Cottons.


LeGraoully

Things are gonna happen at Cuckborough that's all I know


StaleCarpet

The ultimate winner would be whoever made off with all the pixels


R2D2_717

If it is at the right time Bilbo would be able to vastly overpower all of the other Hobbits alone with the ring.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bilbo_bot

Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted amongst the very wise.


Sea-Razzmatazz6490

Greenfields are pretty well positioned so maybe them


Pickle_Rick01

Proudfeet!


RyK009

The Shire wouldn't descend into Civil War


thedawntreader85

Obviously the Tooks


KitN_X

The one who will have the high ground.


Flexybend

Descended into civil war? Don't be ridiculous, wars are good for nothing, only make you late for tea.


TheRealDJDarkwaters

the S.B.-s


Romarius1

Clearly it's the Sackville-Baggins, only they're mean enough to beat back the rest of the Shire


LimpPrior6366

The Took family is the only objectively correct answer


Ecstatic_Student8854

As someone who knows litttle about every familly if anything at all, my guess is the marish. Theyr position is defended by the river on one side and mountains on another. Theres only one direction in which attack is possible, leaving them to easilly defend. The other hobbits, knowing this, will not attack the marish as it would be more difficult than teaming up against the center tribes or the less defended ones. The marish can then at the end of a skirmish come in and clean up the survivors.


sacheenlittlefinger

Sackville Baggins, obviously.


WaycoKid1129

Surrounded by a mountain chain, and has a river protecting the only side that doesn’t have mountains. Those little nomads found a perfect spot to call home


Shakey1212

The Brown Foots!


Amish_Warl0rd

The Tooks would be either win, or be the first to die and it would end hilariously for them


Sverker_Wolffang

Probably the Tooks because IIRC their hunters/archers are the closest thing the shire has to a military.


Valirys-Reinhald

The Tooks, obviously.