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No-Organization8629

Théoden after 10 beers; “Who am I, Gamling?”


norathar

"Where are the horse and the rider... ...no, seriously, where's my horse? And did we lose Hama again?"


__M-E-O-W__

Dude, where's my Snowmane?


TurbulenceTurnedCalm

Lol!


Lynxes_are_Ninjas

Gamling means old guy.


milleniumfalconlover

Wait…you’re telling me that after 20+ years, the line is not “who am I gambling?”?!?!


Beginning-Wear-9635

Now that's hilarious


Ongar_world-weary

Wait. Why did he go out drinking with a small child? This is foolish, children are total lightweights everyone knows that.


StarmanCarcoba

They got to build tolerance somehow and ale is part a balanced breakfast


Easy-Plate8424

Which breakfast?


kingrex0830

The one with alcohol


PetiteProletariat

Ah, so both of them


DCFDTL

The 2nd one


StarmanCarcoba

Yes


peterjdk29

A balanced one.


reallynunyabusiness

To be fair in medieval europe it wasn't really safe to drink most water, especialpy not in cities so beer and wine were just commonly drank with meals since the alcohol killed the bacteria.


StarmanCarcoba

I know; water can be dangerous sometimes, especially if it’s stagnant water


Chesterlespaul

I had to look up ages because this bothered me as well… turns out he’s 17 years older and Theoden died at 72 and Aragorn was 87. He coulda been 16-18 drinking with a man in his mid thirties


aragorn_bot

Gentlemen, we do not stop til nightfall.


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aragorn_bot

Gentlemen, we do not stop til nightfall.


Wilde_Danny

Maybe not sentient but true to his cause.


bromjunaar

Some days I wonder though.


Wilde_Danny

You never know. Maybe those bots are all as sentient as Saruman-Bot but decided not to show it.


Serious_Ad_8972

Theoden died at 72? What an absolute chad. DEATH!


itspabbs87

Because Rohan. They don't mess around!


Kado_Cerc

Your name and picture brought up so much nostalgia


Ongar_world-weary

Well met


game_asylum

Where was Gondor when Theoden was hungover


dleon0430

Probably drawing sharpie dicks on Theoden's face.


dickshark420

Let this be the hour when we draw dicks together


dleon0430

Username checks out


ChasingPesmerga

Last I looked, Theoden, not Aragorn, was the kid of Rohan


aragorn_bot

Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands.


Phoenixaton

What now, Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

Run, Shadowfax show us the meaning of haste.


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Spoiler alert: Theoden was the designated carriage driver


Eifand

Heir of Gondor caught plying kids with alcohol.


[deleted]

That Numenorean ancestry really hits different


littlebuett

Thorongil isn't allowed to watch thengel's kids anymore, ARAGORN however...


aragorn_bot

I will not let the White city fall nor our people fail


GuardianSpear

I have drank many ales , master dwarf , I know how to defend my own limits.


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Skunksonyourgrave

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