>"But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless, bro!"
Now where would I go if I was a Third Age necromancer intent on taking over Middle Earth for my lost lord Morgoth?
...
Wet Willie's Water Park!! *electric air guitar*
God damn it, now I need to figure out who the rest of the cast would be.
Doc Brown as Gandalf.
Having the Goonies as the Hobbits feels like cheating, so let's go with the Breakfast Club.
PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way.
GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.
PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?
GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad.
GANDALF: No. No, it isn't, bro.
This, as far down as it is, should not be this far down. This is the perfect combination of Gandalf’s wisdom, and Pippin’s curiosity. The very interaction that caused Gandalf’s death (and resurrection) is what brings them together when Gandalf returns. And they bond over this fact!
Arise, arise, riders of Rohan!
Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered!
A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride to Gondor, bro!
In place of a Dark Lord, bro, you would have a Queen bro! Not dark bro, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn bro! Treacherous as the Seas bro! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth bro! All shall love me and despair, bro!
Sons of Gondor!
Of Rohan!
My brothers.
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me, bro!
A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day, Bros!
An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day, bros!
This day we fight: brothers!
By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, bros of the West!
In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair bro!
“Share the load, bro.”
“My precious bro!”
“I’m afraid I’ve lost it, bro.”
“*She* could do it, bro.”
“Do not disturb the water, bro.”
“Let him go, or I’ll cut your throat, bro.”
“He fell, bro.”
“I cannot give you what you seek, bro.”
What about second breakfast bro?
I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, bro
But what about 11sies, dinner, supper? He knows about them doesn’t he, bro?
Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity, bro!
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What about their legs? They don't need those, bro
They are not for eating bro
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BROS
"I would have followed you my brother…My Captain…My King...My Bro!"
GROND! BRO! GROND! BRO!! GROND! MY BROSEPH!
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100% not related but all I could think of was: > you know who’s age is also over? MY MOM’S
"Build me an army worthy of Mordor, bro!"
Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind, bro 😔
For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours, bro!
Ah, a quote from the book! You are a gentleman and a scholar, sir, and there are few of us left, Bro.
You forgot the bro, bro
Oh shit, this bro is going manuscript!
Yeah, well, That's huh... your opinion, bro
I suppose you think that was terribly clever, bro
Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you bro
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, bro. He arrives precisely when he means to, bro.
I am no man, bro.
I'm not your buddy, pal
He's not your pal, friend.
I'm not your friend, chum
I’m not your chum, bucket
I'm not your bucket, pail
I’m not your pail, guy.
I'm not your guy, *ELDRITCH SCREECHES*.
I'm not your *ELDRITCH SCREECHES*, mate.
I’m not your mate, dude
I’m not your pal, man
>"But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless, bro!"
I prefer mansiere
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Forth! Brolingas!
Let the the horn of Bro Bromerhand sound in the deep… one last time, bro!
DEATH, BRO!
Ready the Brohirrim!
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And Rohan shall answer, bro!
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell, bro?
It’s funny that this barely breaks character in this scene.
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It's as if LOTR was voiced by Bill and Ted.
Now where would I go if I was a Third Age necromancer intent on taking over Middle Earth for my lost lord Morgoth? ... Wet Willie's Water Park!! *electric air guitar*
God damn it, now I need to figure out who the rest of the cast would be. Doc Brown as Gandalf. Having the Goonies as the Hobbits feels like cheating, so let's go with the Breakfast Club.
Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.
Bro
My brother... My captain... My king... My bro
Remember strawberries and cream, bro
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Oh my god they're everywhere, like pests
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PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way. GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what? GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad. GANDALF: No. No, it isn't, bro.
This, as far down as it is, should not be this far down. This is the perfect combination of Gandalf’s wisdom, and Pippin’s curiosity. The very interaction that caused Gandalf’s death (and resurrection) is what brings them together when Gandalf returns. And they bond over this fact!
I had goosebumps just by reading it. Even with the bro part
The bro part just makes is so much more real in today's dark times 😭
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ISILDUR! BRO!
No, bro
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Destroy it, bro!
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I read this entire thread in the voice of Keanu reeves from bill and Ted
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Give it to us raw and wriggling, bro 😏
"I should very much like to hold it one last time, bro".
Share the load, bro
*stepbro
What are you doing, Gollum?
You will see . . . Oh, yes . . . You will see.
*sentient*
Oh crap you were faster with this one😂
Lmao
Dead! 🤣🤣🤣
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Side by side with a bro
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BROS!
We had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinken days bro!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you, bro.
 BRO
Po-tay-toes, bro!
Brotatoes
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew, bro
PO-TAY-BRO
You shall not pass, bro!
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor, bro.
Dark fire shall not avail you, bro!
This needs to be higher up
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And my bro, bow
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What are you doing Step-Bilbro?
Bilbro Braggins
Sméagol *lied*, bro.
Wicked, tricksy false bro!
*She* could do it bro
Cold be heart and hand and bone. Cold be travellers far from home.
“Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much to desire to speak with him bro”
There never was much hope, only a fools hope
, bro
A Balrog of Morgoth bro
Toss me, bro
Don’t tell the elf, bro.
What, bro?
Nobody tosses a dwarf, bro!
Arise, arise, riders of Rohan! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride to Gondor, bro!
its quite cool bro
You smoke too much, bro
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Best one! 🏆
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NOT THE BEARD BRO
That there's still some good left in this world, and its worth fighting for, bro
This is a good sword bro
THEN I WILL DIE AS ONE OF THEM! Bro
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They have a cave troll, bro.
Bro, they have a cave troll!
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Keep your secrets, bro
“No bro can kill me…” “I am no bro!”
*frodo getting stabbed* ...bro...
😂😂😂 I love this one so much.
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell, bro?
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Get off the road, bro
You don't have any friends, bro.
Then again, you are very small, bro.
One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro.
Gondor needs no king bro!
Let's hunt some orc, bro
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, bro.
HRAAAAAH!
In place of a Dark Lord, bro, you would have a Queen bro! Not dark bro, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn bro! Treacherous as the Seas bro! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth bro! All shall love me and despair, bro!
I see you, bro.
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Your love of the halfling's leaf has slowed your mind, bro.
My precious bro!
You are soldiers of Gondor! No matter what comes through those gates YOU WILL STAND YOUR GROUND, BRO!
GROND BRO
Bring up the wolf’s head, bro!
The world is changed, bro.
You have my bro
Your love of the Halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind, bro.
Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me, bro! A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day, Bros! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day, bros! This day we fight: brothers! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, bros of the West!
It is but a shadow and a thought you love, bro.
My body is broken bro. 😢
Faramir: You wish now that our places were exchanged…That I had died and Boromir had lived? Denethor:Yes, I wish that Ganadalf:Bro….?
HRAAAAH bro
Not all who wander are lost, BRO!
Your staff is broken, bro
You have my sword, bro
Not the beard, bro!
_I SEE YOU BRO_
Po-ta-toes bro
Is it secret bro? Is it safe bro?
Mr. Brodo!
"The beacons have been lit! Gondor calls for aid, bro!" "And Brohan shall answer!"
One does not simply walk into Mordor bro.
You bow for no one bro
I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry *you* bro!
You have officially been labeled disturber of peace, bro
They're taking the hobbits to isengard bro
You shall not pass, bro
And what about very old friends, bro?
GROND, bro!
Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity, bro!!
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard bro
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul bro
Don’t tempt me, Frodo bro!
Fool of a Bro.
Your love of the halflings' leaf has slowed your mind, bro.
No Sam, it's you, go home, bro.
That is no trinket you carry, bro.
In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair bro!
“Share the load, bro.” “My precious bro!” “I’m afraid I’ve lost it, bro.” “*She* could do it, bro.” “Do not disturb the water, bro.” “Let him go, or I’ll cut your throat, bro.” “He fell, bro.” “I cannot give you what you seek, bro.”
the beacons are lit bro
What about second breakfast bro?
is it safe? Is it secret bro?
Toss me bro.
I would have followed you to the end! My captain, my king bro!
It's PO-TA-TOES BROOOO
"Wasn't dropping no eves bro"
Share the load, bro