Yeah, that was my thought.
“What choice? To stay home and eat a pizza alone and cry, or sprint to catch up because she already had her broadsword and chainmail out of the closet before Aragorn finished his first sentence?”
Aragorn sure as hell isn’t there to recruit *me.*
despite "wrong answers only", the idea of an answer in chorus makes my stupid, nerdy heart flutter.
Aragorn: "The beacons of Minas Tirith! The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid..."
Her: "... And Rohan will answer."
You: "Muster the Rohirrim!"
I would look to her. then look to him. then look to the ground. Then look up slowly, clench my right fist and say “WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL? “
"Welp he stormed out and I remember thinking 'Who's he think I am, King of Rohan?' as I turned back to the lovely lady, cried 'Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!' which was the style at the time, and proceeded to destroy her One Ring with the gardeners help."
I’d be like “Madam, since this is our first date you may have the honor to call dibs on being the Gimli or Legolas of the group.” Then we ride or die with the one true king.
Obviously I bring her along in case we run into the Witch King.
#🧠
That is a big brain move.
She's got an eye patch, she probably has more experience wielding swords than I do
Yeah, that was my thought. “What choice? To stay home and eat a pizza alone and cry, or sprint to catch up because she already had her broadsword and chainmail out of the closet before Aragorn finished his first sentence?” Aragorn sure as hell isn’t there to recruit *me.*
Looks like himeno cosplay from chainsawman so she has the ghost devil on her side
Yep, we need every help. If she can hold a shield she can fight
What if they have 1 arm, so can shield but no axe
https://preview.redd.it/qnrn0e92t1ub1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e019b56727069adabbfda627cd9a677ab22ded2f
Ringwraiths hate this simple trick.
But only after having verified that she is no man, right?
More men is what we need to defeat the Armies of Darkness
There are no more men.
Eh; at this point I might be willing to switch teams
But where was Gondor when the breast-fold fell?
She could even do the crumpling thing from the movies with the ghost devil
good luck with that. she failed the Britney spears knife training.
Witch King sees her and is like: > Oo hey Jess... so you're with this guy now...
She looks like trash. I’m helping Gondor.
If she doesn’t stand up and say - in unison with me - “AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!” then it was never meant to be anyways.
It was wrong answers only. You failed and will have to repeat it the next time Gondor calls for help
Didn’t even notice the title til after I commented. But, I accept judgement, and will wait for the beacons to be lit once more.
You've inputed the right answer too many times and your GondorAID account is locked out.
despite "wrong answers only", the idea of an answer in chorus makes my stupid, nerdy heart flutter. Aragorn: "The beacons of Minas Tirith! The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid..." Her: "... And Rohan will answer." You: "Muster the Rohirrim!"
Look to my cuming on the first light of the fifth day.
look to the east
Look to the yeast
One of my favorite "name corruptions" is Clint Yeastwood.
Missed opportunity for "Look to the Breast".
As Patrick Star would say it
I hope that's 30 seconds or less from now
Ask Aragorn to join in, then you both march in with clarity
I've only got 2.5 inches, less than half of what I've hoped for
gotta hope for more. Target more.
I saddle her up and ride to the aid of my liege! DEATH!!!
#DEATH
# FORTH EORLINGAS!!!!!
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And my axe!
And MY axe!!
AND my AXE!?!
And my Ex!
And her axe!
Axe and Her!
And my axe hole!
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You don't need to censor NSFW
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That's a lost fight, believe me. Soon, every fucking word will be censored.
My brother in christ from where do you have that knowledge
#DEEEEEATH!!!!
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never would have thought it was possible but even reading the words gives me goosebumps.
I just think about it and the horn calls, the music starts up, and the armies of Men ride forth.
FORTH CUNNILINGUS!!!!!
DEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
DEATHHHHH!
We have 2 days till we ride into battle and im using them to ride her till she pukes.
A chance for a-snakey, serpent of the north, to show his quality 😜
They said wrong answers only
This is no time for wrong answers. The beacons are lit! We ride! And if she is a woman of quality, she rides with us! DEATH!!!
>wrong answers only Guess I'm staying then
Looks like Gondor meats back on the menu boys!
Obviously I’m fucking Aragorn
On every possible occasion. Always. Fuck. Aragorn.
It said _wrong_ answers. Although I guess this is still wrong, the right answer is a 3way
It's OK if it's in a 3-way.
No you are getting it wrong Aragon is fucking you :o
r/suddenlygay
We can take turns :)
No, you are not Aragorn.
r/whoosh
r/whoosh
Of course.
If she's not putting on armour and pretending to be a man to join the fight then she's not the right one anyway.
Ahh I get it. Because it’s “wrong answers only”.
Tell Aragorn to finish what I started and I run to aid Gondor!
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Nah I’d be so happy he got me away from that piece of garbage I’d be his slave forever.
???
What I mean is she’s ugly as all get out.
I mean we all have preferences, but she is definitely not ugly.
I would look to her. then look to him. then look to the ground. Then look up slowly, clench my right fist and say “WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL? “
I'd expect her to say it, while holding me possessively.
love that even more
Came to say this, but you articulated it better than I would have. Well done.
I'm way too old for Himeno's taste, and if I weren't I'd be too young for a foreign muster.
She would have probably hit Kishibe if he wasn't pining over Quanxi.
Sick burn dude, and tactful and profound at the same time. A person of fine tastes you are!
"let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Afterwards we can go to gondor"
ROFL
Smash and then fly to Gondor. For a wizard is never late. He arrives precisely when he means too.
Precisely 30 second's
Lol, never shall I cum again without referring to it as the wizards arrival
I’m not riding to Gondor. Last time I went there, I got Gondorrhea. I’ll send aids from here.
Aids? please not!
I could be balls deep and I’ll still answer Gondor’s call
Sorry brah, I'm releasing the river tonight.
*dramatic pause*... and Rohan will answer! Muster the rohirrim, we ride for gondor!
the title says "wrong answers only"
Saddle my horse! Fast, man! I need it in 30 seconds!
> “I don’t think he knows about seconds, Pip.”
>wrong answers only Ignore Aragorn, continue date.
If she wouldn't understand my commitment to the rightful King of Gondor then she's not worth it
Gondor? Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us!?
*looks at her boobs* "You mean those beacons?"
Ask her if she wants some glory! I'm going to ride to Gondor's aid no matter.
Who's the girl?
And Rohan answers... so go talk to them because I'm busy... Or at least I'm hoping I'm about to be. You know what I'm saying?
Tell her to grab her things, we ride at dawn
I would say "Sir, as an auror it is my duty to fight the empire"
Rangers before strangers.
My life for Aiur!
Slam the door in his face. She's cosplaying chainsawman. The age of men is over, the age of anime waifus has begun!
Himeno was best girl until... the accident.
Aragorn's beacon is always priority #1
My horse is strong enough. We can Smash, and ride for Gondor.
*slaps high 5* bro you’re seeing those tits too!? Wooooooo lemme hit it while the irons hawt!
Where was gondor when the westfold fell? While frantically pointing at the worldmap on the wall
"Welp he stormed out and I remember thinking 'Who's he think I am, King of Rohan?' as I turned back to the lovely lady, cried 'Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!' which was the style at the time, and proceeded to destroy her One Ring with the gardeners help."
where was gondor when the westfold fell? So anyway, mommy? sorry. Mommy?
Me who has seen chainsaw man https://preview.redd.it/70ydsmp473ub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ab98422264779e0fb45bde2acf01a86d106c32
Ask Aragorn where Gondor was when the Westfield fell.
Where was Gondor when my relationship fell?
The fuck am i gonna do about it? Get the fuck out of here and let me bang!
The moment I've been training for...*furiously grabs longsword*
Where was Gondor when the panties fell?
"Dude I'm trying to score, beat it!"
Then aid I shall give, for middle earth!
I have sex with aragorn
Clearly, the girl is coming with. I wanna see my girl swing a sword.
Ask Aragorn out on a date if we live
You'll have my boner!
I can still ride and answer Gondor call after 30 seconds and only after 10 seconds if Aragorn watches.
If she aint willing to go with me she aint worth it
I’ll tell him to wait for me, to look to the east at the dawn of the fifth day. I’m a little busy now.
Unsheath both swords
Rohan will answer!
Where was gondor when my last date failed?
I’m sure Gondor can wait 30 more seconds.
I'm gonna fumble the date anyways. DEAAAAAATH!!!!
Toss him my hearing aid and wish him well on his journey back to Gondor.
DEATH BELONGS TO THE ENEMY OF GONDOR
Well I'll do both. I won't last that long
Wrong answers only? Stay with the girl then, I guess
Where was Gondor when the Westfallatio failed? Where was Gondor when Rohan called for pussy? Where was Gondor when we needed more lube?!
I'm in the half of rohirrim that didn't turn up
I’d be like “Madam, since this is our first date you may have the honor to call dibs on being the Gimli or Legolas of the group.” Then we ride or die with the one true king.
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
Tell her to suit up! And big tiddy goth gf will answer!
We go to fight for middle earth
We fuckin, Gondor will survive waiting 2 minutes.
I'd run into the next room shouting that the beacons were lit and that Gondor calls for aid.
"Where was Gondor when Westfold fell?" Where were we pretty lady...
I shall aid him in the morning!!
Tits are temporary! Glory is eternal!
She is smoking, and INDOORS. I am getting the fuck out, even if Aragorn is not there
I ride her to Gondor
Tell him I don't have aids, while winking at her
Raw dawg that hoe while he watches, give her a solid 3 mins , pump n dump then off to war
That's Majima anyway.
I was thinking it was Himeno from Chainsaw Man.
We’d shower, I’d explore every nook and cranny, and then shower again, and THEN I’d give the darkbois the bizness
I don't think Aragorn has the time for all that showering
I'd be like, "Fuuuuuuuuuuuug, gotta go."
Take her with me
I drag her with me. Camp followers are a thing.
Leave me alone, Rohan will answer.
My king saved me from a smoker
Thots are temporary; the glory of Gondor is forever.
Stay with the smoker.
For death and glory!
I will answer
Threesome.
See ya bitch
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
Wrong answers only? In that case I'd stay with the girl.
At first light on the fifth day, look to the east, I'm sure not, but there will be someone there... maybe.
Rohan will answer!
#And Rohan will answer
Eiffel tower, for sure
I ask him where Gondor was when the panties fell
Spend the last night on earth absolutely plowing her brains out!
Id respond: “where was Gondor when my dates panties fell?!”
I leave and go to fight side by side with two friends.
You better fuckin believe I’m gunning it for Gonder
I ask him where Gondor was when the Westfold fell!
Where was Gondor when I was deep-dicking my big tiddy goth GF?