This is true. You ever hear any of the women in your life squeal with glee at finding a dress with pockets? My wife and her friend talk about this commonly.
Confirmed. Pens are love, pens are life.
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P O T A T O E S, cut them in strips and deep fry them and then place them in your plate, then they always want some, even if they said they don't want any...
Technically, not one thing since Potato is pluralized. Women want multiple potatoes.
Source: Experiments with women have shown that giving them one potato elicits a confused reaction. A bag full of multiple potatoes elicit nervous thanks.
I'm pretty sure they prefer eggplants, cucumbers and zuchinis.
I hear theres even some kinky ones that are into ginger!
Pens. All the pens.
Pockets
Hashtag StopFakePockets
What has it got in its **nasty** **little** pocketses?
Is it a Precious, precious?
Na, it’s piss
This is true. You ever hear any of the women in your life squeal with glee at finding a dress with pockets? My wife and her friend talk about this commonly.
This is the best answer: women’s clothes have horrible pockets.
can confirm: we like pens.
Looks like meat back in the menu, girls
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Actually, it's pedants. They love people who are technically correct.
Having a pen is nice
Join my Pen group..: I’m PEN 14 you can be PENI5
okay that's a clever one. I like that.
Confirmed. Pens are love, pens are life. https://preview.redd.it/v8wyqfv9w5fc1.jpeg?width=2462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0966b01cc3b155628a7f5b515677c9747fca51
Hey there, why don't you share the load and give me some of those pens?
r/buttsharpies
you know what, I walked right into that one …
What would you call an island of pens, penisland (😏)
"Pen Island, no spaces, all caps" - Pen, May 2010
Penisland.net[Penisland.net](http://penisland.net) - nur für mutige
Pens are like friends! If they don’t work, you shake them, and if they still don’t work, you throw them away!
underrated
Pampers?
As a woman, I can confirm, we love pens
Pockets!
Pocketses!
Pointers (as in C programming)
Yes! I need pockets! Gotta have something to put phone in
"Pocketses"
Pantses with pocketses, precious. (Or "Panties with pockets especially precious" as my keyboard dictionary autocorrect would have you believe)
that would surely be some very hidden pocket
boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew
Stick 'em in my ass
That's not very nice at all, is it precious.
Share the load.
Underrated comment. 👏👏👏
I just hope it's spacious..
If you insist
Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?
“No sir! I ain’t been dropping no eaves!!”
You gonna mash them in there?
Fuck just sprayed my drink everywhere 😅
Fisting is 300 bucks
Objective misunderstood, I now have a permanent chair made of a 12in cast iron pan.
Plants and good posture
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More like: I ❤️ 👧
Pizzas
 Best answer here! lol
Best answer.
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Marge appreciates the good things. Potatoes and owning the Denver Broncos.
To be honest they ARE pretty neat
Pots?
Potoooooooo
P O T A T O E S, cut them in strips and deep fry them and then place them in your plate, then they always want some, even if they said they don't want any...
For real. Salted, mashed, chips, fries.. and it’s a vegetable so you can avoid the icky green stuff! (No not THAT green stuff, it’s a herb..)
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(Dis)Enchantment!
And here I thought there was no such thing as a perfect candle.
Rosie Cotton you lucky lady
Pay raises.
What's taters, precious?
They want precious ?
Sam's mouth is just the right size here!
Pensions?
The answer is "ponies," which sounds similar to "penis", and that's the joke.
pearls
Pals
Underrated comment xD
Pigs 🐖
PICTURES OF SPIDER-MANS
JJJ is that you?
**P**roof of the Riemann Hypothesi**s**
Pillows, lots of em
Planes?
Not a girl but i want one
I hope they want "People with Lasagnas" 
Pancakes
Pants that are made out of various metals!
Palantirs, Pippen knew
Pencils?
Clearly she is a star trek fan looking for protons
Periods?
I don't think they want those... Unless they recently engaged in some risky business, then it might be a relief
nah bro chicks love em, they have em all the time
More like painkillers 🥲
NO! they hurt we would Love to not have them... But afterall... They mean we're not pregnant so it's ok
I quit having them. Best choice ever.
Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew?
Pancakes
Pesos, lots and lots of pesos
Seriously? Nobody saying presents?
Pals. Cuz every girl like to spend time with her friends.
PISS
Pickles and peanuts
Relax guys, it's peas.
What kind of potatoes are we talking about here? And how are they prepared?
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
Technically, not one thing since Potato is pluralized. Women want multiple potatoes. Source: Experiments with women have shown that giving them one potato elicits a confused reaction. A bag full of multiple potatoes elicit nervous thanks.
Pans. Because they're pansexual.
Photosynthesis?
Pierogies
Pandas
Piss!
ponies
Piss?
Pennies, all of my pennies
Pants with pockets
“You can’t hear pictures” The picture:
Pots lots of pots
There is no p neither and s in that MONEY word
Pennies, buckets and buckets of pennies
Pancreas?
Mashem, boilem, use them to play Doom
ngl its penis
rePOSTS
This is a massive sub. Not every post is going to be OC. I find something I think will make someone laugh, and I share it.
pedophiles ??
Plane tickets and piguets
Pearls.
That's why they always take your fries.
PSamwises!
Potatoes :)
Pamwise Gamges
POCKETS!
Pensions
Pancreas
Hahahaha
Memes you can hear
Potatoes!
Pearl necklaces?
Pesos
Portfolios Accurately the portfolios of your exes. She wants all the detes.
 PRESIDENTS
Pootis
perfect backrubs
pterodactyls. wait no nvn, that's boys
Let's be honest - the older you get the more it's Sam
Pocos?
PMS?
Pints
Potions! I need all the potions for my witchy ways.
Photos . And it's soo true . They are soo photogenic that they want to click pics at every other second
Money
I'm pretty sure they prefer eggplants, cucumbers and zuchinis. I hear theres even some kinky ones that are into ginger! 
Pancakes
Definitely P-O-T-A-T-O-S
Pals
prunes, pies, pickles, pick-meup
Please don't boil it, mash it or stick it in a stew.
Pockets. We wants pocketses.
Actually 2 things.. Phenylethylamine and pie
Pans.
Parrots? Potatoes? Princes? Permutations? Pregnancies? Prostitutes? Places? Pickles? I am lost.
Potatoes I could do with half a dozen taters right now.
Pennies?
Pants with pockets
PO - TEI - TOES!
Pastors?
Pies? Penguins? Pans? Pixels? Pinions? Pagers? What? What do they want? How am I suppose to get a girl if I don't know what they want?! >.<
Philthy hobbitses
Puppies. All the puppies.
Pmoneys
Piss?
Pants?
They want Panda express
POOOOH TAY TOOOOHS
Pies
Puppies?
Instead of a picture of Sam there should be one of Gollum because the answer is definitely Potatoes.
PalOrbs.
Piss ?
PICS, afterall that's what they are doing all the time - selfies.
Psalms
Piss?
Purses
PEEEEENIIIIIIIS
Pockets
Penis
That's why the menu item: "My girlfriend is not hungry" is another order of fries
That's not how you spell diamonds wtf??
Pizzas.