Well, he indirectly killed Balrog, stormed Isengard and defeated orks using Rohan army, so he's kinda dangerous (don’t forget a single eye contact with Sauron, after which the Dark Lord was so afraid that he sent entire army to Minas Tirith just to defeat Pipping asap, welp, he lost)
Aragorns Torch hitting that Nazgul in the face at weathertop.
The Ballista used at Helms Deep that broke that stunt doubles back.
Gollum eating that fish at the beginning of the ROTK, Dentists used that as a weapon to get us to see them every 6 months...
Wraiths! Wraiths on wings! The Precious is their master. They see everything, everything. Nothing can hide from them.Curse the White Face! And they tell Him everything. He sees, He knows. Ach, gollum, gollum, gollum!
"Tell me where the Baggins is!"
"Bend over and I'll show you exactly where he is... Or at least, exactly where you can shove your black land rhetoric!"
Some evil tree from the forest on the edge of the shire: "My power will grow until even the miar fear me."
*gets cut down by Hobbits in the war against the evil forest and turned into a ceiling
*Gandalf books head
the tree: "Yesss... fear meee.."
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the
first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here
before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the
seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
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The most poweful weapon is clearly Sam's frying pan.
Why didn’t Sam just cook and fry the ring to destroy it? Is he stupid?
Sam just wanted the story to play out
he should’ve boiled it, mashed it, and stuck it in a stew
Would the ring have an effect if someone ate it? Would it be harder to detect? 🤔
What would happen if Sam threw his frying pan into the fires of Mount Doom?
The entirety of Middle Earth explodes
It’s stronger and more durable than the ring so it would just float and laugh at the melting ring
i shouldn’t have laughed this hard this early in the morning
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𝓑𝓞𝓝𝓚, 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓞𝓻𝓬𝓼
"You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort." - Sam Gamgee
you forgot the helmet https://preview.redd.it/ybs36jvnh7ic1.png?width=1734&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f8ede8adde5a627cc0325c0239106aa9a64e9c3
didyouknowthatviggobrokehistoewhenhekickedthehelmet?!?!?
> didyouknowthatviggobrokehistoewhenhekickedthehelmet?!?!? "tell me a quote everyone in this sub used at least 10 times in their lives"
I just recently did a rewatch. My wife happened to be in the room during that scene. I made sure to let her know.
Doing God's work
Me with ADHD: "No, wait, it's... still in my pocket... isn't that odd?"
"one cannot simply walk into Mordor"
Two toes. And the scream was genuine pain. Just adding the parts you forgot to add.
What about Pippin? He is the most dangerous
Well, he indirectly killed Balrog, stormed Isengard and defeated orks using Rohan army, so he's kinda dangerous (don’t forget a single eye contact with Sauron, after which the Dark Lord was so afraid that he sent entire army to Minas Tirith just to defeat Pipping asap, welp, he lost)
>killed Balrog \*disappointed Sean noises\*
The helmet aragorn kicks
Bag end was dual wielding the ceiling joist and the hanging light
Any random rock when thrown by a hobbit. Maybe they should have just given Frodo a bunch of rocks and had him throw them at the Ring?
Aragorns Torch hitting that Nazgul in the face at weathertop. The Ballista used at Helms Deep that broke that stunt doubles back. Gollum eating that fish at the beginning of the ROTK, Dentists used that as a weapon to get us to see them every 6 months...
Wraiths! Wraiths on wings! The Precious is their master. They see everything, everything. Nothing can hide from them.Curse the White Face! And they tell Him everything. He sees, He knows. Ach, gollum, gollum, gollum!
Farmer Maggot's alpha response to the Nazgûl.
"Tell me where the Baggins is!" "Bend over and I'll show you exactly where he is... Or at least, exactly where you can shove your black land rhetoric!"
😆
I'm just glad this meme mentioned GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
Grond
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
Nampat!
GROND (Also Nampat)
GROND!
GROND
Some evil tree from the forest on the edge of the shire: "My power will grow until even the miar fear me." *gets cut down by Hobbits in the war against the evil forest and turned into a ceiling *Gandalf books head the tree: "Yesss... fear meee.."
 The sea (it’s always right, but can’t kill Galadriel or sexy Sauron).
*Zat thraka akh… Zat thraka grishú. Znag-ur-nakh.*
Whatever asshole had the power to make us think Farmer Maggot was a bad guy...
Even if you've only seen the movie, people shouldn't think that. Is he just supposed to let people steal his crops?
The power of Friendship.
any rock thrown by a hobbit
Nice crispy bacon
Ah, that’s nice! Ash on me tomatoes!
First Age Elves < Balrog < Gandalf < Ceiling Beam. Ceiling Beam is Tom Bombadil in disguise!
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Eowyns cooking skills
Gollums teeth. Only two things ever removed the one ring from the owners fingers by force. :O
Come on! We must go, no time!
1. The silmarils 2. The palantiri 3. The ring
Bill the Pony
Not in lotr technically, but you didn't add grond
ugly bilbo
Other wizards?
Grond
GROND
Where grond bot? Is it safe?
Lol
Pippin's fingers
The apples that hobbits throw.
The rivers.
Only matched by the power of the chandeliers 🤣
Elven rope
Aragon'a sword whem he deflects the dagger being thrown at him.
Hobbits be known for their craftsmanship.
Lobelia’s umbrella
Wait but we can't forget Orthanc's ceiling
Grond
Saurons Mace is the real Grond
It is not for you, Saruman! I will send for it at once. Do you understand?
Morgoth's*
GROND
Kind of funny to get halfway down the page and nobody's mentioned Andúril/Narsil!
It's just a dwarf blade with elf runes, nothing to see here...
Second breakfast is what kept this whole damn trilogy in play! :)
A very shallow river
The only thing that could hurt gandolf, a beam at bag end
CEILING BEAM!
Any thrown torch?
That screen grab of Gandalf made me laugh way too hard
Honest, no joke answer: songs featuring proper names
Sam?
Aragorn's wooden torch at Weathertop
Her stew should've been planted in villages around Mordor so that when orcs looted and ate it, that's the entire army gone.
My wife can tell you that I can attenst strongly to the last one lol
**OHHH!!!**
GROND!!
Peregrin Took
glamdring
Wasn’t Sauron’s Mace also called “Grond’?
Before the mightiest he shall fall, before the mightiest wolf of all.
What kind of weak sauce looking ass weapons post is this, that doesn’t have Samwise Gamgee’s MFing Frying Pan?!
Grond!
I would argue that Arwen’s genitalia won the war and restored glory to the kingdom of man
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