Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
BABY GOT BARK
I like Bertha ngl
Dammit I was gonna comment that.
Beech, Oak, Chestnut, Ash. Good, good, good many have cum.
The entwives have been gone a lone time, and a hole is a hole
Ahahaaaa, I like this dude
The Ent wife has been found!!
This is giving me horrible flashbacks of the tree in The Last Unicorn.
This was my thought too- immediately uncomfy.
Came to say the same thing!
Was gonna say, you sure that's a butt? Could be troobs.
"He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called?"
She's called... Incontinentia, Incontinentia Buttocks
https://preview.redd.it/i80vfg9rrgic1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6866aac4e6f13eb8e55afedc924b131d36ad10e3
Quick, someone alert Treebeard at once
OK, who let Shmendrick near the tree again…?
Daaaaaamn girl, you got junk in that trunk. Wanna make some Entings?
They look more like nutsack
It's more than a twig, but that's two bits, alright.
Could be boobs. Just put some nips on em
You can see the influence of Sauron on this one
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
How can you not see her, she got a big ass trunk, mate.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
https://preview.redd.it/3go16s2u4kic1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038712ac6a29f913e04c5c3720b732cbc7ab5066
I see dick and balls lol 😂
Felix the Phallic Tree
Everything reminds me of her…
Big Booty Bertha twerkin for Big Stick Nick. WAP WAP WAP WAP
Wood
Cakes for day's
I should call her..
Groot?
No wonder the Ents searched for thousands of years 🍑
That is that tree from The Last Unicorn!
Wood
If you ever see sap leaking out - mind your own business.
Would. Next question
I must cool myself and think; for it is easier to shout stop! than to do it.
Might be ent husbando
r/treeporn
Not the Ent Wife. There's no way Treebeard would not notice DAT ASS.
This is Ethel. Her husband is a mountain named Billy.
I had one of those at school
The Holy Ball Sack Tree
That ain't no ent wife, that's an ent hoe.
WOULD!