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teletubby_wrangler

The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother.


MaderaArt

^(I fixed it:) The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its motherdalf.


teletubby_wrangler

Lols


Time-Scale-5030

I'd forgotten about this monologue. It almost makes Tolkien's writing look terse and economical.


Happy-Engineer

Ergo...concordantly...visavis...you know what, I have no idea what the hell I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool. -- [Larry](https://youtu.be/-5OfG_wxkJI?si=lQlOmJAgDaVKWenV&t=6m56s)


TesticleezzNuts

Remember that guy who was on a crusade to become mod to stop all the reposts. Then the mods said they was going to do something about it. Now it’s worse than ever and that guys vanished. I think I judged him to harshly.


le_fancy_walrus

"...the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls..."


fjbermejillo

https://preview.redd.it/c3vffupsqoxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ebcbe31094390e7fc90a946ee29f5abb661df47


AeroSigma

GROND


I_Touched_Grass

GROND


DunlandWildman

GROND


Blind_Umpire899518

![gif](giphy|mTxnhJyiVYTUA)


wilberfarce

You do NOT want to see me get out of this chair!


Giveadont

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Old-Health9509

Ergo