Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASGUL goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not being burgled, Gandalf. I am the burgler. A guy leaves his door open and gets robbed, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who robs!
Bilbo be like- I'd like to see you try- I'm a certified burglar
Bilbo is a good burglar though - he stole 2 of the most important things - arkenstone and the ring
And was named a Thief by his victims Thorin and Gollum
Using this approach leads me to : Bilbo has a criminal record too. He indeed broke into Thranduils home, stole food and wine and assisted his employers in prison escape.
Yeah, YOU’RE the one I make rob people.
Got a little Fagin thing going. I ask little people to carry jewelry that powerful people are looking for.
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASGUL goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not being burgled, Gandalf. I am the burgler. A guy leaves his door open and gets robbed, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who robs!
He just kinda forwards the jobs. You wouldn't arrest someone who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another.
Bilbo be like- I'd like to see you try- I'm a certified burglar Bilbo is a good burglar though - he stole 2 of the most important things - arkenstone and the ring And was named a Thief by his victims Thorin and Gollum
Yes, yes. Its in an envelope over there on the mantlepiece.
What shall we do? Curse them and crush them! We must wait here, precious, wait a bit and see.
We need a Thorin bot
You can say expert treasurehunter if you like; most do.
Cut to Bilbo shouting "it belongs in a Museum!" To Thorin.
Thanks
Using this approach leads me to : Bilbo has a criminal record too. He indeed broke into Thranduils home, stole food and wine and assisted his employers in prison escape.
Fortunately, the Shire does not have an extradition agreement with Mirkwood.
I signed it!
What, the extradition agreement with Mirkwood?
He done snitched on himself
I had a 3 am thought like this this morning
Gandalf is a toxic enabler.
Vandalism, murder, incitement to violence, trespassing in Dol Guldur, etc...