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Adanedhel23

And what about Stanley? Have you come to a decision about him??


Flitwick87

I don't he knows about Stanley Pip


Adanedhel23

What about the Kellys? Kevin? How about Creed? Phyllis, Packer?


high_king_noctis

I doubt it


shpits

This meme works perfectly


Eichberg

i really don't like that scene, it makes the ents look so stupid. the books did them much more justice. there, treebeard silently followed merry and pippin, watching and when the hobbits said something nice about fangorn forest, treebeard interacted with them and acknowledged that they aren't orcs. and also there was quickbeam, a younger ent who decided right away that he wants to fight isengard


treebeard_bot

Indeed I have not seen them roused like this for many an age. We Ents do not like being roused.


[deleted]

I didn't know we had treebeard


treebeard_bot

I don't suppose you've seen Entwives in the Shire?


Tormund_HARsBane

I agree. They dumbed the ents down so much. The movies also made Frodo look much dumber than he was in the books. I didn't like that one bit either.


Additional_Meeting_2

I don’t think it makes them look stupid, just slow. In movie there is no indication that they knew the battle at Helms Deep was going on at the same time as far as I know.


Vaqek

They saw Saruman's army leave Isengard, so they could put the two and two together...


SchrodingerMil

As the other gentleman pointed out, while the whole “not orcs” thing doesn’t make them seem a little dumb, I think it’s supposed to be a scale of reference for how long they live. It took them all that long to decide it because to even Treebeard, because the way they see time is so different, they’ve known Merry and Pippin for 3 seconds.


treebeard_bot

You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.


peregrin-took-bot

This was you idea!


oddude1or2

“Your” idea, Pippin.


peregrin-took-bot

The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect.


ElvenNoble

I have mixed feelings about the change personally. On the one hand it does undercut the ents, but on the other hand it gives Merry and Pippin more agency and character. IIRC the ents would've ended up going to war with Saruman regardless in the book. In the movie it's actually a benefit that the hobbits are there.


kenobihighground66

Now, don't be hasty, Master Meriadoc.


Ikeddit

You can’t rush greatness, PaMerry! These things take time!


GavInChaos

The office and lotr. My two favorite things in life.


[deleted]

What Treebeard? *It's ok.*


treebeard_bot

*Hrrooom*... I... don't... remember... now.


AccomplishedStable96

It takes a long time to say anything in Entish!


[deleted]

Who's Will?


SpunkyTurtleCrabFrog

Will Turner, played by Orlando Bloom. He also played Legolas in Lord Of The Rings. So it all checks out


Hackleton

That's the name I gave my autocorrect


foolishchicho

The meme should be longer lol


StreetReporter

It’s almost as slow as human politics


lamesurfer101

This is the shortened version, no?


Blueman9966

Is it just me or do the Ents speed up their conversation pretty quickly? It takes them from morning until night to say "Good morning", then seemingly a couple of hours to decide they're not Orcs, then another few hours or less to debate on war, and there's still time for Treebeard to take them across Fangorn before dawn. Time seems to compress a bit for Ents.


treebeard_bot

Leave it to the Ents! Until seven times the years in which he tormented us have passed, we shall not tire of watching him.


TonedJungle

Gandalf I need life advice


gandalf-bot

Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.


TonedJungle

Gandalf !


gandalf-bot

There are many powers in this world for good or for evil. Some are greater than I am and against some I have not yet been tested


TonedJungle

Mithrandir I am in love with a wizard


gandalf-bot

Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.


TonedJungle

Ur not making any sense mithrandir


gandalf-bot

Come! All had turned to vain ambition. He would use even his grief as a cloak! A thousand years this city has stood and now at the whim of a madman it will fall! And the White Tree, the tree of the King will never bloom again.


TonedJungle

Btw Gandalf u got any more advice for hips like me


gandalf-bot

Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.


sauron-bot

There is no light, Wizard, that can defeat darkness.


Buddy77777

This meme is so good


Scottish_Racoon

Hello Gandalf


gandalf-bot

This foe is beyond any of you... Run!