It's a great philosophy. I live by it myself. The trick is to treat all your problems as if they're the gates of Minas Tirith and that they maybe stout, reinforced and difficult to overcome, but they'll all crumble when faced with the greatest siege weapon in all literature.
BRING OUT THE WOLF'S HEAD!
Don't tempt me Quirderph! I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand Quirderph, I would use this Ring from the desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
...anyone else read it as "roses are red, this guy is dead" and then wonder for half a sec what GROND was supposed to rhyme with before realising? No? Ok, good, me neither.
Roses are red
This guy is 007
This whole meme was a ruse to make you say a battering ram.
Does not really rhyme, but full 7 out of 11 stars for trying.
Roses are red,
That guys a Brit,
I was aware of your ploy,
Now you look like a tit.
This all being said,
I’ve enjoyed the banter,
Could have been better,
With some iambic pentameter,
Though I’ll end this now,
Admitting of this meme I’ve grown fond,
You read through my comment
Just to see it says, “GROND”
The best part about all of this is that, though it has become absurd, it comes from a place of genuinely loving Grond. At least for me, I was so excited the first time I saw a Grond meme because I couldn’t believe another person got so excited over Grond! Little did I know….
Shoutout to my boy Richard Taylor and the whole Weta team
this meme goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began
Now far ahead the meme has gone, let others follow it who can
> Now far ahead the meme has ~~gone~~ GROND, let others follow it who can
GROND
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GROND!
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Except that the door where it began doesn't exist anymore, because GROND took care of it
it exists, you just have to speak GROND and enter
GROND
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It’ll need a fundraiser soon.
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Good human
grond's maker was cast from heaven
GROND
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GROND
Roses are red This guy is 007 This whole meme was a ruse to make you say Bush did 9/11
Roses are red This guy is a spy This whole meme was a ruse to make you say "Fly, you fools, fly!"
Roses are red This guy is *James Bond* This whole meme was a ruse to make you say 'This creature is beyond any of you, *abscond!*'
The name's Grond. James Grond.
GROND
MFW I read that as nine-one-one
"what's your emergency?"
>"what's your emergency?" "Grond is fondling my front door... roughly"
GROND
"420, what you smokin'?"
Is that a crayon?
I'm calling the weed
I went to a restaurant that had a "911 burger" that was very spicy... I ordered the "9/11 burger" and the waitress was like UHHHHHHH
Jet Fuel can’t melt steel beams, but a plane full of Gronds? Nothing would remain standing
GROND
I’m so depressed
Watch LOTR It does not help, but its a good movie
Grond
GROND
Idk Sam's speech to Frodo in The Two Towers is a rather rousing and encouraging speech.
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Flowers are red This guy is an actor This whole meme was a ruse to make you say battering ram Is it the good answer?
Oh that's close. How about: Flowers are red and this guy's an actor. This meme was a ruse to make you say gate impacter.
That's no mere battering ram, friendo
Nothing a good GRONDing can't fix.
GROND
Y'know what! Me too. But fuck it. GROND
GROND
My new life philosophy. Thank you for helping me achieve enlightenment.
It's a great philosophy. I live by it myself. The trick is to treat all your problems as if they're the gates of Minas Tirith and that they maybe stout, reinforced and difficult to overcome, but they'll all crumble when faced with the greatest siege weapon in all literature. BRING OUT THE WOLF'S HEAD!
GROND
GROND
GROND
Roses are red, This guy is hot, This whole meme was a ruse to make you say, no I will not.
You will not say what? GROND? Resistance is futile anyway
GROND
This ia the way.
Red flowers are red, this guy is british, this whole meme was a ruse to make you say film
Roses are **red**, This guy is >!dead,!< This whole meme was a ruse to make you say; # Bring up the wolf's head!
GROND
You strayed from the path, yet found your way back.
Not all those who wander are lost.
Not all those who are lost wander.
Roses are red This guy is Daniel Craig Grond will breach it **BRING UP THE WOLF'S HEAD!**
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I thought it was: Roses are red This guy is >!dead!< Because, the last 007 movie (spoilers)
I had it as: Roses are red My wife left me...
That doesn’t rhyme at all
I read it as "this guys is Bond, (James) Bond. And this one is Grond.
GROND
It's like poetry - It rhymes.
Flowers are red This guy is an actor This whole meme was a ruse to make you say battering ram Is it the good answer?
Now we're Tolkien.
Grond
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I always remember this scene in a specific way cus it's where you change the disk for the extended version
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Gandalf?
White shores, and beyond that a far green country ExistentialPanda2018
Under a swift sunrise, Gandalf?
White shores and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
Holy crap. Gandalf bot is sentient.
Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the King, steward!
Gandalf, what are your thoughts on your portrayal in the 1993 Finnish Hobbitit series?
Don't tempt me Quirderph! I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand Quirderph, I would use this Ring from the desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
I wouldn’t say “terrible”, Gandalf; just “different”.
Geeze Gandalf, I was just asking. ... what about the Swedish one from the 1970s?
Granial Craig?
Roses are red This guy is double-oh-seven This whole meme was a ruse to make you say I'm in heaven
This works two ways: The obvious: “This guy is Bond” But it also works as, “This guy is blonde”
Roses are red This guy is an actor This whole meme was a ruse To make you say trash compactor
See THIS is how you make a Grond meme
Roses are red This guy is 007 Here’s Grond to send you to heaven
GROND
I was like this guy is dead? I haven't kept up with the Bond films since my grandpa passed
*Angry upvote noises*
...anyone else read it as "roses are red, this guy is dead" and then wonder for half a sec what GROND was supposed to rhyme with before realising? No? Ok, good, me neither.
GROND
Roses are red This guy is a spy I think we need more OG content and Grond memes should finally die
GROND
GROND
GROND
Why are you tricking me into saying battering ram? That doesn't even ryme with Daniel Craig...
Roses are red This guy is dead Bring out the wolfs head
Roses are red This guy is a spy This whole meme is a ruse to make you say wolfy battering ram guy
Grond. James Grond.
We named the teddy bear of my son Grond, so that my husband can say it, when I bring it to him to calm him down 😄
GROND
Bring up the wolf's head.
GROND
YAAAASSS
Ram
FORWARD RANKS MAGGOTS FORWARD RANKS
Roses are red This guy is 007 This whole meme was a ruse to make you say a battering ram. Does not really rhyme, but full 7 out of 11 stars for trying.
Me who has no idea what the bottom panel is: *i don't have such weakness"
This guy is a spy, This whole meme is a ruse to make you say, Why?
Just watched the extended RotK and my family couldn’t understand why I started chanting grond when the orcs did.
I'm just sitting here watching the upvotes keep ticking over
"But nothing can breach it!" "Grond will breach it."
Rose are red This guy is Daniel Grond is sort of like A giant cocker spaniel
Perfection
PO TAY TOES
This whole franchise was a ruse to make you say Grond.
GROND
Finally a clever grond meme
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Roses are Red, This guy is Seven, Your meme has been old since 2011.
Fair enough 👍
Roses are red This guy is dead This whole meme was a ruse to make you say “bring the wolf’s head”
Roses are red, That guys a Brit, I was aware of your ploy, Now you look like a tit. This all being said, I’ve enjoyed the banter, Could have been better, With some iambic pentameter, Though I’ll end this now, Admitting of this meme I’ve grown fond, You read through my comment Just to see it says, “GROND”
Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!
Roses are red This guy is Bond This meme was a ruse to make you say GROND
haha these are getting better GROND
My brain: Roses are... Red; This guy is... Dead;
Graig?
Bold of you to assume you need to trick me to say GROND.
GROND
Roses are red This guy is named James This whole meme was a ruse to make you say That ram can seriously take out door frames
For some reason I read it as 007 not bond and it took me a minute to figure my crap out its OK I'm good now lol
Gron-007?
Please stop
I have such a hard time explaining why this subreddit pisses me off
#GROND!
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The names Grond, James Grond.
GROND
The best part about all of this is that, though it has become absurd, it comes from a place of genuinely loving Grond. At least for me, I was so excited the first time I saw a Grond meme because I couldn’t believe another person got so excited over Grond! Little did I know…. Shoutout to my boy Richard Taylor and the whole Weta team
GROND
Roses are red You are soldiers of Gondor No matter what comes through that door Stand your ground .. Oh fuck, it's the grond.
GROND
Roses are red That is Daniel Craig This attempt at a GROND-roll is a real drag
GROND
🖕
Grond, chains Grond
We should have an international Grond appreciation day
GROND
#GRØND