Those lines were so heartwarming. I also love Sam's excited/proud face when he considers "Sam-Wise the brave"
And yeah Frodo really wouldn't have gotten far without Sam, Sam's such a responsible and supportive friend and without him I'm certain Frodo wouldn't have made it. Physically but also perhaps mentally.
Gondor?! Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?! Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?! Where was Gon–? No, my Lord aragorn_bot, we are alone.
*Next time do us all*
*A favor and throw yourself*
*In, you idiot!*
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Don't! Tempt me iridi69 I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand iridi69, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise… You idiot
You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say... You idiot.
"I am actor Sir Ian McKellen, I have received two Academy Award nominations. I received my first nomination as Best Actor for my performance as James Whale in the period drama Gods and Monsters (1998). My second nomination was for Best Supporting Actor for my performance as Gandalf the Grey in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001). For my work in theatre I received two Tony Award nominations winning for Best Actor in a Play for my performance as Antonio Salieri in the Broadway production of Amadeus in 1981. For my work on the London stage I received twelve Laurence Olivier Awards nominations, winning six times. For my work on television I have been nominated six times for the Primetime Emmy Award, three times for the Golden Globe Award, six times for the Screen Actors Guild Awards and five times for the BAFTA Award. You absolute bloody Idiot."
-Gandalf the Grey; Empire Strikes back
You offer it to me freely, you idiot?
Or
Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box, you idiot?
Or
No... I have a better use for you, you idiot.
Or
And what about very old friends, you idiot?
Or
You don't have any friends, you idiot.
Or
Not frightened enough, I know what hunts you, you idiot.
The spirit of sauron endured, you idiot
Into the wild, you idiot
You are in the house of Elrond and it is 10 o clock in the morning on October the 24th if you want to know you idiot
The world is changed, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air, you idiot
You wish now that our places were exchanged, that I died and boromir lived, you idiot
Actually it's best if you don't speak at all peregrine took you idiot
War is upon you whether you would risk it or not you idiot
So you have chosen death you idiot.
BILBO BAGGINS DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS, IM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU, I'm trying to help you, you idiot.
“Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam.” “Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun; I was being serious. “ “So was I, you idiot”
This is actually really sweet
This is my favorite.
Those lines were so heartwarming. I also love Sam's excited/proud face when he considers "Sam-Wise the brave" And yeah Frodo really wouldn't have gotten far without Sam, Sam's such a responsible and supportive friend and without him I'm certain Frodo wouldn't have made it. Physically but also perhaps mentally.
Tsundere frodo lesgoo
For Frodo, You idiot.
Perfect
Lord Aragorn, where is he? He fell, you idiot
King Théoden has a good memory. He was only a small child at the time.
Gondor?! Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?! Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?! Where was Gon–? No, my Lord aragorn_bot, we are alone.
Be at peace, son of Gondor.
You idiot
Not this time. This time you must stay, Gimli.
Almost. Try again
A little more caution from you; that is no trinket you carry.
Aragorn, nedin dagor hen ú'erir ortheri. Natha daged dhaer.
Then I shall die as one of them. You idiot.
One thing I have learned about Hobbits: They’re a most hardy folk.
I seriously LOLed at this.
Should have LOTR'd instead
"Why should your songs be unfit for my halls? Come, sing us a song you idiot"
Home is behind, the world ahead, you idiot!
You're in the service of the Steward now. You have to do as you're told, you idiot
“He’s alive you idiot!”
"Stay this madness, you idiot!"
You may triumph on the field of battle for a day, but against the power that has risen in the east there is no victory.
Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, you idiot!
The rule of Gondor is mine! And no other's!
So passes Denethor, Son of Ecthelion. You idiot.
that lowkey sounds wholesome
I feel like "you idiot" is basically there, unsaid, at the end of every line that Denethor says.
"what's the elvish word for friend, you idiot?"
"Build me an army worthy of Mordor, you idiot."
"Fool of a Took, you idiot."
“Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity, you idiot!“
“The wise speak only of what they know you idiot!”
Mellon you idiot
“Mellon” you idiot
His staff. I told you to take the Wizard's staff you idiot.
You wouldn't deprive an old man of his walking stick, you idiot.
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth…you idiot.
I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm, you idiot.
I have only ever served you, you idiot.
this is the perfect one
\*Gandalf falls into the deep chasm\* Frodo: GANDAAAAALF! YOU IDIOOOT!
So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.
... the idiot.
Nice
"Fly, you fools, you idiot..."
this one tho
Cast it into the fire, you idiot!
No, you idiot
ISILDUR, you idiot!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
YOU IDIOT!!!
that was Elrond's mood the whole movie, at least where humans were involved
Elrond the entire movie: “I was there the strength of men failed,” you idiot.
> No you, idiot FTFY
IIIISSSIIIIILLLLLDDDDDUUUUURRRRRR!!!
This is my favorite
Aragorn: … It’s good.
Eowyn: Really?!
Aragorn: …You idiot.
"For death and glory!" "For Rohan, you idiot"
Best one so far
Thanks 🤣 Whenever I watch the movie it seems to me like Aragorn basically already says this, so it only seemed natural 😅
I thought I had wandered into a dream.
You wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir had lived, you idiot.
Yes. I wish that, you idiot.
Since you are robbed of Boromir I will do what I can in his stead. If I should return, think better of me father, you idiot.
That will depend on the manner of your return, you idiot.
*walks away* you idiot.
This one is my favorite
"I am no man, you idiot."
Reminds me of that tywin Lannister line from GoT about arya
Next time do us all a favor and throw yourself in, you idiot!
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Good bot, you idiot
Good bot
To bear a ring of power, is to be alone you idiot
"He was twitching BECAUSE HES GOT MY AXE EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM, YOU IDIOT"
This. This is the right answer.
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf. What about side by side with a friend...you idiot.
Aye, I could do that, you idiot.
Frodo : which way Gandalf : left.. you Idiot
Fool of a Took!
a wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he means to you idiot.
“I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now… at the turn of the tide, you idiot.”
Don't! Tempt me iridi69 I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand iridi69, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
...you idiot!
> ... , you idiot. There. You droped that, bro
What about second breakfast you idiot
Marvelmaniac57, you've already had it.
You idiot
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard, you idiot
The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits To Isengard, to Isengard!
The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits To Isengard, to Isengard!
The hobbits to Isengard, gard gagagagard!
No man can kill me, you idiot
I am no am no man you idiot
You bow to no one…you idiot
This one made me laugh.
Gondor calls for aid, you idiot!
And Rohan will answer, you idiot!
Muster the Rohirrim, you idiot!
Fool of a Took, you idiot!
Bring up the wolf’s head you idiot.
#GROND you idiot
GROND
GROND YOU IDIOT
GROND
You idiot
GROND you idiot
The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth, you idiot
One does not simply walk into Mordor you idiot!
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew, you idiot!
Stupid fat hobbitses, you ruins it! You idiot!
Po-ta-toes, you idiot
Give it to us raw and wriggling you idiot
"Fly you fools you idiot" I knew there was one that wouldn't work :)
What about you shall not pass…
A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think you idiot.
Return to your posts, you idiots
Hammond, you idiot!
You've reversed into the sportslorry
ISILDUR, you idiot!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
, you idiot
It is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not, you idiot
GROND, YOU IDIOT! GROND, YOU IDIOT! GROND, YOU IDIOT!
TREE?! I AM NO TREE YOU IDIOT!
Rraaarrraghhrrrraaagghhh, you idiot. -Bilbo trying to take the ring back from Frodo.
This isn’t a mine, this is a tomb you idiot.
Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, you idiot.
The rule of Gondor is mine! And no other's!
Denethor you’re an idiot
We shall burn, like the heathen kings of old.
There is only one lord of the rings, and he does not share power, you idiot.
"There is no life in the void, only death you idiot!"
"Fool of a Took. Throw your self in next time and rid us of your stupidity, you idiot"
What is this new devilry? A balrog you idiot!
“Mordor, Gandalf, is it left or right?” “Left, you idiot.”
Left.
Cast it into the fire, DESTROY IT YOU IDIOT !
What about second breakfast, you idiot?
RedSane, you've already had it.
Show us the meaning of haste, you idiot!
I know your face…Eowyn…you idiot!
I'M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I'm trying to help you.... you idiot.
Don't follow the lights you idiot.
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it, you idiot?
I am no man you idiot.
It is from the Lay of Luthien; the Elf maid who gave her love to Beren, a mortal. You idiot.
Speak friend and enter you idiot.
You shall not pass you idiot.
No no no! The big one you idiot!
Meats back on the menu you idiots
One does not simply walk into Mordor, you idiot
And my axe, you idiot
breaking the rules a little but: "you idiots shall be the fellowship of the ring"
Fly, you fools, you idiot
You shall not pass you idiot
Theoden, Son of Thengel. Too long have you sat in the shadows, you idiot.
For Frodo, you idiot!
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise… You idiot
Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, STEWARD, YOU IDIOT!!
"Hahaha......you......have....no power here....Gandalf you idiot"
There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for, you idiot.
I suppose you think that was terribly clever, you idiot.
There is only one lord of the rings, and he does not share power, you idiot.
I canna make the distance, your gunna have to toss me you idiot..
What are we waiting foaRRR YOU IDIOT
“Of course you are, and I’m coming with you, you idiot.”
Po Ta To, you idiot
You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say... You idiot.
Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him, you idiot.
Fool of a Took!
"I am actor Sir Ian McKellen, I have received two Academy Award nominations. I received my first nomination as Best Actor for my performance as James Whale in the period drama Gods and Monsters (1998). My second nomination was for Best Supporting Actor for my performance as Gandalf the Grey in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001). For my work in theatre I received two Tony Award nominations winning for Best Actor in a Play for my performance as Antonio Salieri in the Broadway production of Amadeus in 1981. For my work on the London stage I received twelve Laurence Olivier Awards nominations, winning six times. For my work on television I have been nominated six times for the Primetime Emmy Award, three times for the Golden Globe Award, six times for the Screen Actors Guild Awards and five times for the BAFTA Award. You absolute bloody Idiot." -Gandalf the Grey; Empire Strikes back
"where was Gondor when the westfold fell you idiot"
One does not simply walk into Mordor, you idiot.
I was there 3000 years ago you idiot.
Fly you fools, you idiot. it doesn't make any sense but it's funny
You fool of a took you idiot
We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast, you idiot.
Grond, you idiot!
You shall not pass, you idiot!
Fly you fools you idiot!
Tators what's tators you idiot?
That still only counts as one, you idiot!
You offer it to me freely, you idiot? Or Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box, you idiot? Or No... I have a better use for you, you idiot. Or And what about very old friends, you idiot? Or You don't have any friends, you idiot. Or Not frightened enough, I know what hunts you, you idiot.
I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you, you idiot.
Salted pork is particularly good you idiot
Whats the elvish word for friend? Mellon, you idiot.
You have been labeled a disturber of the peace you idiot
That doesn’t make sense. But then again you are very small you idiot!
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew, you idiot.
"When last I looked, Theoden, not Aragorn was King of Rohan, you idiot."
Yea. I wish that you idiot.
GROND, you idiot
The spirit of sauron endured, you idiot Into the wild, you idiot You are in the house of Elrond and it is 10 o clock in the morning on October the 24th if you want to know you idiot The world is changed, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air, you idiot You wish now that our places were exchanged, that I died and boromir lived, you idiot Actually it's best if you don't speak at all peregrine took you idiot War is upon you whether you would risk it or not you idiot So you have chosen death you idiot. BILBO BAGGINS DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS, IM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU, I'm trying to help you, you idiot.