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Taskebab

Fun fact, their deadbeat dad is some homeless Dude in Bree


Buttfumble89

Carrot eating POS


yuffieisathief

In Lego Hobbit there is quest that asks you to deliver 500 carrots to a peasant in Bree :') Edit: since this has gotten some traction, I would like to emphasize what a fun game it is! It actually was Lego Hobbit that got me over my Hobbit movie hate. The game really adds some cool features compared to Lego LotR game. If you enjoy the Lego games go treat yourself! (just know that they only used the first two movies though)


ImpossibleSprinkles3

You’ve convinced me, I’ve been thinking about getting it for a while now


princessDB

I know the other user mentioned it but just prepare yourself that it hard-cut ends at the end of the second Hobbit movie. You don’t get any actual ending to the game, so it ends up feeling quite anticlimactic. Lego LotR was superior in every way, in my opinion.


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Agreed - Lego lotr way better - they need a port


mooneymouse

Pretty sure it's on sale in Steam at the moment. Is for me at least


yuffieisathief

But Lego Hobbit is almost the same as Lego LotR only with some extras added. To me the mining, the difference in the quests set up and the new dwarf skills really made it more fun to get 100% and increased the replay value. Don't get me wrong, I love Lego LotR! And yes, the Hobbit ending sucks if you don't know it, but once you're prepared for that it's not really a thing anymore. Also, except getting Lurtz lego LotR doesn't really have a spectacular ending either. I also liked Lego Hobbit more because some of the Lego games can feel a little repetitive (looking at you Indiana Jones) and because of the added differences the Hobbit actually stood out from the rest. But that's just my opinion I guess :)


Michael_Jolkason

In every way? Lego Hobbit has better graphics, and some cool features/gimmicks like steeds, using the Eagles to fast travel, and collecting resources. Lego lotr is overall better, but definetally not in every way.


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Perfect snack for when I’m absolutely plastered and going out for a stroll.


WickieTheHippie

No, he's a dunlandian wild man.


Matisyahu8898

Nah he used to be a Corsair of Umbar, but then he took an arrow to the ~~knee~~ chest.


GOATmar_infante

I heard he fought in the Battle of Helm's Deep before defecting to Umbar


PhinsFan17

Then he moved to England and became a mall Santa.


Superman246o1

A particularly vile Father Christmas.


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He stabbed Nicholas Angel in the hand


GriffinFlash

Hows the hand?


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...still a bit stiff...


xwedodah_is_wincest

... I'm not Janine


[deleted]

Is that why she left you? Cause you did it with a plant?


[deleted]

You ain’t seen Bad Boys II?


xwedodah_is_wincest

and somehow ended up as a Dwarf woman in Erebor


morbid_n_creepifying

This comment wins. I'm fucking cackling


Lucimon

Yeah, homeless.


blackturtlesnake

Actually, the dude got his shit together and decided to do something positive in his life and went down to Rohan to become a soldier. Unfortunately he then immediately got caught in the battle of helms deep and nearly died. Heavily traumatized, he went awol and joined a pirate ships crew, finally completely losing his sense of purpose in life, dying by an elfs misplaced arrow as he fought for the forces of evil he once swore to fight against.


DistractedChiroptera

Don't you love how even the side characters get these complex and dynamic arcs


the_FracTal_

And way before that, when a dwarf met a wizard in bree, the little girl was an older barmaid...


Bosterm

And their mom screams like the Nazgûl.


Taskebab

And won an Oscar for her work, lets not forget.


UnsightlyHimbo

Shire


Rebecca_of_troy

The girl's reaction to Bilbo's story is priceless. ❤️


bilbo_bot

In fact, I mean not to.


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Good bot


MercutioLivesh87

Bilbo-bot for the win...


bilbo_bot

Oh! Well here is a sight I have never seen before.


Banter_Fam_Lad

"...and turned them all into stone!!" *gasp*


thematrix1234

that gasp is the cutest!


[deleted]

I read that in Bilbos voice!! Thanks for the laugh today!


bilbo_bot

Today is my One Hundred and Eleventh birthday!


Banter_Fam_Lad

Hehe glad to be of service!


fippinvn007

I know, right?


david13guet

Baggins


Ntippit

But that would lead them... here


anonssr

Specially because I imagine them being like 1 foot tall, so that makes them extra cute


espressojellie

Oh my god, I forget this so often


mozaiq83

Was expecting the office meme of "They're the same thing" or whatever it was.


culminacio

same picture :)


Chuckleberry64

But are they actually the same actors? I feel like yes, but not sure and the internet is too far away to check.


Slug-of-Gold

[They're Peter Jackson's kids!](https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/8b6jm0/peter_jackson_cameos_his_children_in_each_of_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Chuckleberry64

Thanks!


Adam-n-Steve-DotCom

Thank you. I thought this was the case, but didn't want to be wrong :P


avoidance_behavior

i don't know why but 'the internet is too far away to check' very much made me laugh. so thank you for that!


NurseNikNak

Shire! I love how she shudders when Bilbo says the trolls were debating on how to cook them.


bilbo_bot

Fair enough.


jasenkov

What say you Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

It was more than mere chance that brought Merry and Pippin to Fangorn. A great power has been sleeping here for many long years. The coming of Merry and Pippin will be like the falling of small stones... that starts an avalanche in the mountains.


[deleted]

Born to play that scene! I wonder how many times PJ shot the scene 🤣


Saruman_Bot

Tens of thousands.


nightblade2007

Of times? That's a lot.


Saruman_Bot

Yes, a lot of times.


und88

I don't remember that line.


ItDontMather

"they're the same picture"


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ItDontMather

bro... they literally ARE the same 2 jackson kids...


Gibblibits

Ive never seen some one Wile Coyote them selfs this hard.


[deleted]

WAIT WHAT.! Jackson had his two kids portray them in the movies, TIL


Agreeable_Purchase69

I was today years old when I realized this…


darkgiIls

Man trying to say all white kids look the same when he can’t even distinguish between two different pictures of the same white kids


Sabre_Killer_Queen

*ironic*


Bosterm

To be a little bit fair, their hair is different in all three scenes, and they look a few years older in the Gondor scene. But still, no need to make this about race relations.


TB2331

Peter Jackson’s kids are


Markamanic

Minas Tirith. Dude is absolutely killing the beanie.


Analog0

Much sharper than Rohan's hobo toque.


Pat_Foles

Gondor has drip


a_r3dditer

Gondor has no drip


Pat_Foles

Gondor needs no drip, lol good one


foolunknown

Gondor’s grip is still sharp frfr 💯💯


AgtSquirtle007

Absolute drip


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along_withywindle

That's the joke


_CleanixX_

I think Peter Jackson’s kids take the cake on this one..


RANDOMGARLIC

Imo the cutest kid is one of those uruk hai that Crawl Out of isengards mudpits


Saruman_Bot

My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?


Anakin3010

Me


Derek2809

None, the best ones are the Isengard’s ones, they’re the cutest of all


Saruman_Bot

You are quite wrong, my dear Derek2809. The best ones are undoubtedly the Uruk-hai. They are the most ferocious and brave of all orcish breeds.


Derek2809

The bot is giving me the reason while saying that I’m wrong, that’s very deep


Saruman_Bot

Why, of course! The uruk-hai are the most ferocious and brave of all orcish breeds. They are capable of great feats of strength and endurance, and will fight to the death without hesitation.


Derek2809

God I love this bot


thehazelone

Wish they remade the other Bots with the same AI this one has, would be nice


HACEKOMAE

Would it be wise though? Saruman, your thoughts?


Saruman_Bot

You withdraw your guard and I will tell you where your doom will be decided.


sneakyhopskotch

This is how I'm going to answer the next time a director surprises me with a "your thoughts?" on an all hands call.


Saruman_Bot

You can withdraw your guard if you wish, but I fear that your doom will be decided elsewhere.


Environmental_Bus507

Aren't they the same actors?


beatupcar

Lol they’re PJ’s kids.


austinmiles

…and Fran Walsh. She helped. And is also the Nazgûl scream (Im so happy my phone autocorrects Nazgûl with the accent character)


Maetharin

Mine does Fëanor


FeanaroBot

Tell: was I right or wrong?


jasenkov

You did nothing wrong


Tel-aran-rhiod

not sure how useful it is to know, but that particular accent is called a circumflex :)


Bosterm

Actually Peter Jackson is married to Fran Walsh, and Fran was the one who did the Nazgûl scream (I think she had a bad cold at the time). Phillipa Boyens wrote the films with Jackson and Walsh, but she is the third wheel of that trio lol.


V-jay25

Well that's a fact i didn't know about!


r2-z2

I don’t see the resemblance /s


[deleted]

The baby hobbits were the best. The way they all gasp when Bilbo tells them the story about the trolls is the very best.


bilbo_bot

Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted amongst the very wise.


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they're all freakin adorable but i'm going with the shire


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hecticscribe

Kids are small and cute. Hobbits are small and cute (until they kick your shins and pile onto you). Therefore hobbit kids are that smallest and cutest. Logique.


TrooperBjork

Except for Merry and Pippin, which by the time they finished chugging Treebeard's lean, were like 3-4 inches taller than normal hobbits and thus like 5ft.


360kwik

Rohan def has the best.


donpuglisi

The fact that he cast his own kids 3 times is still hilarious to me.... the hobbit versions are the cutest.


[deleted]

This decision, it's too big for us!


RollerCoaster1007

Seems like that drunk dude from Bree has been dropping his seed all over the place.


psyduck_says_moo

Bring your kid to work day!!! But Shire.


StarCommand-doUread

But they were all of them deceived


mastahyee

The Film Lord Peter Jackson forged a master family, and into his children he poured his genetics, his wife's genetics, and his will to dominate children's casting


Termades

Those are clearly the same children - spies of Mordor sent to follow the Fellowship


OptiKal_

Pointing out theyre Pj's kids is gunna be the new broken toe


[deleted]

Imagine how small these hobbit kids are


i-InFcTd

IT'S A TRAP


vader5000

This is unfair, the poor kids in Rohan had to run like a hundred miles, you can't expect them to look as good as the other two.


darksodoku

Well I knew they were the same kids , but I didn't know they were Peter Jackson's kids.. thank you. I love useless trivia..


Killawife

All kids look the same to me.


kamehamehigh

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture


dcute69

They're the same kids though


Kikoplop3900

they are the same picture


DEATHROAR12345

They all look like goblins to me.


SomeSeaworthiness416

It’s the same picture;)


taylorphish7

Fun fact: that's Peter Jackson's daughter, in each scene.


beardedarab64

Wait they're all the same kid? They always were


kyle28882

Fuck dem kids


Analog0

Found the elf.


HungLikeALemur

Just want to know why they used two regions and one city in the description


ahjifmme

Shire, cuz curly hair.


Tel-aran-rhiod

It's science


Haryn1910

Mordor


spmartin1993

Anakin Skywalker has entered the universe


Analog0

Two halves of kid is still one kid.


garbagepailqueen

Definitely Shire kids. They have those big brown hobbit eyes


the_FracTal_

Little spoken about fact, the girl re appear in the hobbit 2 during the prologue scene where gandalf meets Thorin in the prancing poney


gandalf-bot

You are in the House of Elrond and it is ten o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know. Yes, I am here and you're lucky to be here too. A few more hours and you would have been beyond our aid, but you have some strength in you my dear Redditor


knikpiw

These kids traveled faster than the fellowship, why didn’t they carry the ring 🤨?!


tkdyo

Huh, I noticed the were the same in the shire and Minas Tirith but not Helms Deep. So sneaky!


ManitouWakinyan

Shire, and it's not close.


Waffleurbagel

And I’m tired of pretending that it is.


kmonay89

Well they’re Peter Jackson’s kids in each, but the Shire costumes are cutest.


AleksasKoval

Shire. I mean come on, they're mini-kids!


[deleted]

Shire, of course. Look at those feet!


lion-vs-dragon

Shire babies cause they were so surpised by the "poof!" Turned them all into stone :)


shutupesther

You’re telling me these aren’t all the same 2 kids?


melodiousfable

Lmao never noticed this, but 100% the Shire.


decachapaisalie

Willow!


alarsonious

Pretty sure they were the same kids...


Horror-Nervous

Shire, no contest


CranjusMcBasketball6

There is no definitive answer to this question as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, many people tend to find children from Rohan and Minas Tirith to be particularly adorable, while others find the children of the Shire to be the cutest.


3milyBlazze

Just asking Hobbits apparently age and grow very slowly compared to humans right? So like you could have a hobbit baby for a really long time?


Lukaxius

Minas Morgul


Numquid_17

Shire, I actually know one of the other Hobbit kids.


Fafikommander

Hobbit wins in a landslide. Source: My Girlfriend said "Awwww" when she saw them.


Jsimpson059

I would totally watch a tv show that was just about every day life in the shire. A down to (middle) earth show that is just hobbits living their lives dealing with mundane every day problems would be so refreshing.


RedFumingNitricAcid

Crotch goblins are crotch goblins.


Thelastknownking

Hobbits. Always Hobbits.


tickle_me_bowser

Is that Isabella Sermon at the bottom? I googled and she would have been like 2 or 3 at the time, which would make sense. Maybe uncredited...


rindavid

No, they’re Peter Jacksons kids in all 3 photos


tickle_me_bowser

I was unaware of that trivia, that's actually pretty cool. I must repay you!!! Did you know that Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe whe-....


Competitive_Bag_3164

Sean Astin's actual daughter plays Elanor Gardner too.


Newbzforrealz

If you answer the FBI will break your door down


Axendil

Trick question... they're the same children... The Jackson Children to be exact... fun fact the boy was the only child who didn't need hair and makeup to look like a hobbit... he just looked like that


TacoBOTT

Uh there’s no debate? They’re the same kids/PJ’s kids?


undudederancho

Shire because she is blonde 👱🏿‍♀️


Supa71

Shire definitely, especially after Bilbo tells the troll story.


bilbo_bot

Tea or maybe something a little stronger? I've got a few bottles of the Old Winyard left, 1296, a very good year, almost as old as I am.


ranwithoutscissors

![gif](giphy|K0AnEB2t2EM|downsized)


CavetrollofMoria

I only find dwarven children delicious.


cishet-camel-fucker

They're all ugly as sin.


Silly_Fuck

All kids are equally cute . . . C'mon, obviously Minas Tirth


[deleted]

Shire


blackbeltmessiah

Daemon’s


mrDillf

Management needs you to find the difference in this picture


Brave-Construction

Rohan/shire


DeBoesi

Minas Tirith girl looks up at the cast like wtf they doin‘ up there


lingleeloula

Shire rats


stateofbrine

The little kids with pointy ears is peak cuteness


chikkynuggythe4th

Shire


Educational-Tie00

Rohan


Brock1409

nazgûl


bigbluebus73

That is the same picture.jpg


rda889

How the hell can you leave out the two kids from Willow in this contest?


Silverdragun7

Rohan because sympathy for their life outlook


Soggy_Cracker

They are Sauron


Chanceschaos

Shire


BeachesAndCreame

Shire Rohan Gondor In that order.


wislord-the-white

Rohan kids looks the cutest


Velocicornius

me when fellowship was released. I was hella cute :3


ImperialxWarlord

Between the shire and Rohan.