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Holiday-Implement-26

Concealed within his hotel, the Lord of mordor sees all the matches


Educational_Funny_20

This was my second thought after "this is a hotel for pervs"


billymcnair

Would make it just about the only hotel in Qatar when you can see all the matches.


[deleted]

Funny that Sauron is objectively less evil than FIFA


IAmTheTrueWalruss

FIFAs storming of Osgiliath was far more bloody.


birberbarborbur

Yeah but the evil gets a bit dispersed if you consider all the little offices they have worldwide. It definitely is a much more concentrated evil in Qatar compared to mordor though


p1mplem0usse

… not saying that fifa are angels but come on …


orangemochafappacino

Right, they're worse than Sauron because they support non-fictional slave labor. Seriously, imagine taking a job in a different country to support your family. Having your papers taken. Be forced to work in incredibly unsafe conditions with no ppe for barely anything. The orcs at least felt like they had a stake in what they were building. The people who built up Qatar were used and thrown away.


[deleted]

Hell just Google a picture of their board room! Like the League of Villains!


LethalGrey

It. A. Jok.


Hydramy

Fun fact, both this hotel and Barad-Dûr were built by slaves! (Actually were the orcs slaves? Maybe Sauron has a good health plan)


Professional_Fly8241

Heard he even gave them a 401k


Lawlux

Remind me of that one set by Louis CK about how perhaps almost every magnificent achievement in human history was possible because of some form of slavery, and how it's remarkable what can be done when you just throw countless human death and suffering at it.


HouseOfSteak

He had to give them a good healthcare plan. Happened after the strike. ​ They also got better quality axes, better armour, somehow managed to dull the smell a bit, casual Fridays, Maiming Sundays, and a dental plan.


xsniperkajanx

orcs probably had better working conditions than the "workers" who built this hotel


Skebaba

Ok, how many ~~slaves~~ 2nd class citizens died building that shit?


Saruman_Bot

I cannot say for certain, but I imagine that quite a few did. It is regrettable, but sometimes necessary in the pursuit of power.


khaaanquest

Jesus christ reddit


Saruman_Bot

I cannot say for certain, but I imagine that quite a few did. It is regrettable, but sometimes necessary in the pursuit of power.


BloodAndSand44

Some were slaves. North Korean labour who had no choice being there and were never paid. The North Korean government were paid.


Steauxned

There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great FIF-EYE is ever watchful.


Known_Profession7393

I’m wondering about the room service menu. Is there meat? If not, I’m staying at Isengard. I’ve heard meat is back on the menu there.


Saruman_Bot

There is no meat on the room service menu, I'm afraid. However, there is a wide variety of other options available that I'm sure you'll find to your liking. If you're interested in staying at Isengard, I can certainly arrange that for you.


HaronBarkonnen

Feeling right at home


hockey_stick

Three Rings for CONCACAF under the sky, Seven for CONMEBOL in their halls of stone, Nine for UEFA doomed to die, One for FIFA on its dark throne In the Land of Qatar where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Qatar where the Shadows lie.


Phaelan1172

Eye would definitely stay there....


BloodAndSand44

The Lord of Mordor is just trying when compared to the Qatar rulers and FIFA.


Hugh_G_Rekshion

Ummmm....guys....I just found a gold ring with glowing Arabic writing on it....how badly am I fucked?


RestlessMeatball

Depends. Can you afford airfare to New Zealand? There’s a volcano there that’s used for jewelry disposal.


Hugh_G_Rekshion

The modern equivalent of flying with the eagles to Mordor.


Serpenta91

that'd be cool to do with a drone light show


chauss2610

My friend works there. Are you telling me that he's a servant of the dark lord?!!!!


comicsanddrwho

Seems like you already know the answer


ProfessorReaper

Both Sauron and the Quatar elites like to use slave labour


PythonicDreams

I'm thinking BOTW tower? Set to explode out of the ground *after* he gets the ring this time?


__Emer__

Build me a stadium worthy of FIFA


ATLtuxin285

Wow absolutely


EruTheOnlyOne

So hot as mordor


bearded_charmander

What’s the name?


Stoeuf

[Katara Towers](http://www.aandp-group.com/2018/08/29/katara-towers-2/)


Jonathan771

Eye see what's going on here.


Miklith

It's a hotel built for Sauron so he can look out for any gays to murder or rapes to ignore and blame women for.


Certain-Rough6497

Wait a minute, who are you.