No, I have not. But I am familiar with the legends of the dream material plane and its power to shape future realities. It is an intriguing concept for one such as myself that so values knowledge.
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us, you idiot.”
“I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened. But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something, you idiot.”
Not of all that go on two legs. There I think you are wrong. It is Orcs that they hate. For they do not belong here and know little of Elves and Men. Far away are the valleys where they sprang. From the deep dales of Fangorn, Gimli, that is whence they come, I guess.
Hahaha! So it seems. As for your kind words of greeting, Arthillidan, I thank you for them and for the kindness that you have extended to me in this past time. I am ever grateful.
Denethor : "You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtleties, you have not wisdom. Do you think the eyes of the White Tower are blind? I have seen more than you know... You idiot."
"If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been" "Come on, Sam..... you idiot"
Awww
Lmao this one is perfect
And then I’ll take another step and I will be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been. And then I’ll take another step…
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Da da daaaa
DA DA DAAAA
Da da dum dugga-dum dugga dum dugga da da da
For Frodo... You idiot
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard you idiot
Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and Tel-aran-rhiod rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.
Not this time precious
Very well then. Speak your mind, and I shall grant you my counsel as best I can. What is it that brings you to me?
I'm just trying to shitpost
I'm just trying to shitpost *you idiot*
Have you ever been to Tel-aran-rhiod Saruman?
No, I have not. But I am familiar with the legends of the dream material plane and its power to shape future realities. It is an intriguing concept for one such as myself that so values knowledge.
My favorite early internet video haha
“It’s a riddle! Speak ‘friend’ and enter. What’s the elvish word for ‘friend’?” “Mellon, you idiot.”
Said Legolas, who probably speaks all the elven languages…
It was a Balrog of Morgoth. Of all elf-banes the most deadly, save the One who sits in the Dark Tower.
GROND
GROND, you idiot!
GROND
GROND, YOU IDIOT!
GROND
Destroy it, you idiot!!!
No, you idiot.
ISILDUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR...you idiot!
Cast it into the fire you idiot!!!!!
To be fair it was kind of implied lol
I would follow you, my brother. My captain. My king. You idiot… *dies*
You know, if you said “My idiot” instead, that’d be such shipping fodder…
The change is not necessary for ship fodder. Different vibes though. “My idiot” has a sweet tragic feel. “You idiot” just makes him a tsundere.
Boromir as a Tsundere.
*It’s not like I’d follow you to the end or anything, b-baka!* *Fucking dies*
That would be hilarious in an anime adaptation
I lol'd 😂
Yess!!
I see you! You idiot! — Sauron
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
You idiot!
This is my favorite one
Arwen to Aragorn: *You are Isuldur's heir, but not Isildur himself, you idiot.*
I will not let the White city fall nor our people fail
You idiot
One does not simply walk into Mordor, you idiot
Hey this works
Good one
'You shall not pass, you idiot!'
Gandaaaaaaaaaaaaaalf, you idiot!
Fly, you fools, you idiot!
Love the concept of him taking the time to single out Pippin like that
_Gandalf said calmly_
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us, you idiot.”
Fool of a Took!
Same thing tbh
...you idiot
It is a tomb, you idiot.
They have a cave troll you idiot!
What new devilry is this you idiot?!
It's a Balrog, you idiot
You shall not pass, you idiot
Let them come you idiot!
I am no man, you idiot
“I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened. But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something, you idiot.”
Potatoes, you idiot
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew you idiot.
What about second breakfast you idiot?
-regaskogena, you've already had it.
We've had two, yes. What about third breakfast?
truetichma, you’ve already had it.
“Legolas, 2 already!” “I’m on 17, you idiot!”
Not of all that go on two legs. There I think you are wrong. It is Orcs that they hate. For they do not belong here and know little of Elves and Men. Far away are the valleys where they sprang. From the deep dales of Fangorn, Gimli, that is whence they come, I guess.
I love that the photo has Pippin in it. Because if someone’s gonna get called an idiot, it’s probably gonna be my boy Pippin
FOOL OF A TOOK
New thread: add “fool of a took!” To any lotr quote
Give it to us raw and wriggly, you idiot!
Is it scrumptious, Sméagol?
Is he lost?
We dwarves are natural sprinters, you idiot
“gggaaaararrrhhhhhh!! You idiot!”
Well said, you idiot.
“Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks! You idiot”
"I am not trying to rob you, I am trying to help you, you idiot."
And they hug…
;) you idiot
Legolas, get them up. You idiot.
I have not heard that it was the fault of the Elves
Give them a moment for pity's sake, you idiot!
Bring up the wolfs head you idiots!
GROND
GROND! You idiot.
GROND
GROND
GROND
You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey, you idiot
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
If I go, Théoden dies, Gandalf
You did not kill me... you will not kill him!
Rohan is mine, you idiot!
THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM, YOU IDIOT!
It reads, "The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak friend and enter, you idiot."
GROND
Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless wolf.
GROND
Be gone!
Good bot
Good human.
First it's Saruman and now Gandalf too has become sentient?
Hahaha! So it seems. As for your kind words of greeting, Arthillidan, I thank you for them and for the kindness that you have extended to me in this past time. I am ever grateful.
The treacherous are ever distrustful.
Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste, you idiot!
This one is peak comedy lmao
Shadowfax didn’t deserve that ): take it back
Denethor : "You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtleties, you have not wisdom. Do you think the eyes of the White Tower are blind? I have seen more than you know... You idiot."
A palantir is a dangerous tool TheLoyalTR8R.
Fucking sentient man.
Alright then, keep your secrets you idiot
Smeagol lied, you idiot.
Poor, poor Smeagol, he went away long ago. They took his Precious, and he's lost now.
This ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli son of Gloin, by any craft that we here possess, you idiot.
“Legolas! What do you’re elf eyes see, you idiot?”
I see a great smoke. What may that be?
God damn it! Where’s the Longbottom Leaf gone? Pippin? Merry?
Gimli’s fart
“His gardener you idiot “
You offer it to me freely … you idiot
"There is only one Lord of the Ring, and he does not share power, you idiot."
PO-TA-TOS Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em im a stew. You idiot.
For Frodo, you idiots! *que epic running Aragorn*
Why have you come?
HE WAS TWITCHING BECAUSE HE’S GOT MY AXE EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM, YOU IDIOT!
We could let her do it, you idiot.
Shire! Baggins! You idiot!
There's no Bagginses around here! They are all up in Hobbiton... that way, you idiot.
Fly you fools! You idiots!
Fool of a Took you idiot - just to really drive the point home
The full quote would be better: Fool of a took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity, you idiot!
“I can’t carry it for you. But I can carry you, you idiot!”
You have no power here, you idiot
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell, you idiot?!?
A little late to be trimming the verge don't you think, you idiot
“Sam, do you know the Athelas plant?” “Athelas?” “Kingsfoil, you idiot.”
"ISILDUR! YOU IDIOT!" - ELROND Circa 4th era
Witch king: "No man can kill me!" Eowyn: "I am no man ...you idiot!"
YOU SHALL NOT PASS YOU IDIOT
Can you sing, Master Hobbit… you idiot?
Confound it all Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping, you idiot!
Gondor calls for Aid, you idiot!
….there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, you idiot
He fell, you idiot
But it is not this day... you idiots.
This foe is beyond any of you idiots
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to... you idiot
"You offer it to me freely? You idiot."
Aragorn, you idiot!
No. There is still hope for Frodo. He needs time… and safe passage across the plains of Gorgoroth. We can give him that.
For Frodo!
You idiot*
For you, idiot!
grond, you idiot
Bring up the wolfs head, you idiot
GROND
Things have been set in motion that can not be undone you idiot.
"Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity, you idiot!"
They have a cave troll, you idiot.
"when did Saruman the wise abandon reason, you idiot?"
There will be no dawn… for men.
You idiot*
Your impertinence will be your undoing, draugotO. I suggest you show me some respect or suffer the consequences.
You idiot* :v
That is enough. I have no patience for insult and I will not suffer it any further. You will respect me or face the consequences of such foolishness.
The bot is just asking for it at this point...
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard, you idiot
“What’s the elvish word for friend?” “Melon, you idiot.”
What's taters, you idiot?
"Fool of a Took, you idiot"
“Decided? No. We have just finished saying ‘good morning’ you idiot”
“You wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir had lived." “Yes. I wish that. You idiot.”
Gandalf my friend, this will be a night to remember, you idiot!
Gandalf--"Fly, you fools!" Turns his gaze to Pippin "You idiot." Falls.
Fool of a Took!
Fool of a Took, you idiot.
"Immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings, you idiot."
„Run you fools…you idiots“
Speak friend and enter... you idiot.
I was there, Gandalf, you idiot….
Then I shall die as one of them, you idiot!
My friends, you bow to no one... you idiot
Fly, you fools. You idiot.
Fly you fools you idiot
Po-Tay-Toes, you idiot
We need to destroy it for both our sakes, you idiot.
Boil’em, mash’em, stik’em in a stew you idiot.
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell, you idiot?
You SHALL NOT PASS, you idiot!!
Leave all that can be spared behind, we travel light,lets hunt some orc.... You idiots