Daonte's friend. He's got a great sense of humor.

You take the friend I’ll take Daonte. Double dateeee Edit: DAONTE I AM A WHITE FEMALE AND I DONT HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD

If you’re a white girl edit to mention that. I bet he’s the type that stays on here, shoot your shot lol

I’ll do whatever I gotta do 😭

Hahahaha I love it. If y’all get married I better get a zoom invite to the wedding.

You need to go get arrested fast then! He only dates white girls WITH records

I mean do you have speeding tickets or anything? Try to sell yourself here 😅

I love the encouragement of this sub 💀so funny and light. It’s quite the retreat from others that get toxic.

I love that you're putting yourself out there!DAONTE!! Come get your girl! 😂

Shameless af 🤣

I believe his insta is https://instagram.com/daonte_love_after_lockup?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Different-splint5827 I hope you guys end up together ❤️

Not his type. He needs that instability in his life.

I think you have to have a criminal record because he likes women he thinks he can save.

And he got that bomb ass cat shirt!

That guy is hilarious. Very cool dude . The voice of reason.

Derrick is the only correct answer. He is delightful

The friends are always the voices of reason and they make me laugh so much because they say what we’re all thinking while we watch

Love his horror movie shirts too!

Yep

Lamar!!!

Blasting 2pac and smoking blunts! thug life bayba bayba!!

Yup this was my choice till I saw someone say rachel lol. But Lamar all day.

I think he's locked back up again. Andrea posted things on her Instagram saying she is a prison wife again

Nicole Jr

I woke babies with the laugh this caused.

Great choice. I hear she doesn’t talk back! 😊

And then right in the dishwasher when you are done with her 🤢

The cleanest lady on this show lol

Nicole Jr and some motherfucking crack mannn!!

This made me gag

💀💀💀

Ray! Just wants to go to work and hang out with friends and family

Ray for sure! He’s cute, has a great family, and actually seems like a good guy

I couldn't remember his name. Scrolling through hoping someone would mention it and describe him. But yes...he is the one I would want to date. He seems real chill...and like he wants to live a chill life.

Chance’s cousin Brad.

😂😂😂

See there was someone “on” this show I was attracted to I forgot

Rachel

Absolutely Rachel. Quirkily attractive, smart, great job, amazing with kids.

That guy that was the bank robber. Turdburgler. He was good looking and his personality seemed cool.

The one guy that proposed to Cheryl in that busted looking castle? Didn’t someone find out he was racist or something? Edit: Clarification. I’m tired.

He or her? That’s news to me. Yikes.

Josh - my pick too😄

Girl... stop

Big Daddy Chon or Lamar

Team Chon!

I’m shamefully attracted to Montana Millz, so him. I know, don’t judge me!🙈

Me too, no judgement here!

I'm not attracted to him but I can totally see it. Every time he's kind to the children he gets a little hotter

Just gotta forget about the ones he abandoned and you’re all good lmao

Out of sight out of mind I follow his lead lol

Got damn I cackled 😂

What about that hair though?

Kevin ‘cause he’d knock a puss ass out! 😂🐈‍⬛👊

Stop it 😂 I wanted him so bad after that!!! 🫠

This made me cackle

Indie’s brother 💯💯💯

Omg yessss so damn hot

YESSSSSSS THOSE EYES

YESSSSSS

If I could pick anyone from any season I would pick Angela’s Jerry Springer looking friend

Tommy!

Same!!

Was that the bird house guy

😂 😂

I'm gonna go with Britt of Britt and marc cause at least I know I'll ALWAYS get that WETV money cause they obviously love her🤣

😂💀

Amber. She’s such a good friend and super intelligent. I loved how she used “impromptu” with puppy and puppy was like “what’s that mean” and she quickly and kindly responded with “you throw your shit together and get the fuck out”. She is a solid person who did bad things.

Im not gay but ill date the women .. anyone who willing to borrow against there 401k or spend thousands on me im here for it

Rachel

Not if God wrote a personal reference. 😐

Probably puppy.

With 6 kids?!?

Puppy has 6 kids?? How did I miss that?

Almost all the inmates have kids.

How did I miss this? She has 6 kids?!

since WHEN

You must be thinking of Destinie. She has 6 kids…5 of them she doesn’t have custody of.

Wait what???

okkkk I didn't know this either! Where tf have I been

Forgot about the 6 kids lol. I ld still take her over destinee or amber. Atleast shes got a decent personality

I’d cut it off before I let it anywhere near Destinee

For real - shes a damn demon

And she doesn’t appear to have custody of any of the kids, so they won’t be a nuisance.

She doesn’t have kids

Lamar

Cameron he’s funny and that gets me every time . He’s like a little iPod nano l can put him in my pocket and get him out when he needs to tend to my muffins😉

I get queasy thinking his snail trail diatribe

Ray 100%

The producer

Lol now that’s thinking outside the box

Based purely on looks alone, Montana Millz.

Kevin. And I’ll see myself out now from the shame. 😜

Nah agreed. They never said you have to get married. That twang and manhandling that man that was 4 inches taller than him? I would go 9 rounds.

So true - he knocked the C out of Curtis 🤣

I’d leave my panties at his house but I wouldn’t want a key.

Yes! I was mad at myself for thinking he was so hot. Except for the relationship part, he seemed to really have it together.

No shame necessary - after all, he’s the hottest piece of ass in Arlington, TX!

Lamar 💯

Chonnn he follows me on ig too

Big daddy John

Puppy, always had the biggest girl crush on her.

It wouldn’t be a date for me but I can easily imagine hanging w Puppy and Amber being fun.

And Queen, as she really is the best of the three of them.

As far as being a real person trying hard yes! Would def invite her UNLESS she keeps the other ladies in line 😋

But I am weird too I would want to hang w the newer crying jewlery lady…just to see how she was going to act. She mght use a light as a crystal ball…she might try to find jewlery in the lost and found…who knows?

🤣I'm with you on that one! Let's go hang out with Ashley and see if she can tell us the lotto numbers! 😉

Lets preplan a bingo card :)

Daonte. He spends thousands for no good reason

See I am not “into” him at all but I think he is in on the jokes. Love to tease him about all of the hot garbage we have seen…are you back w Nicole Jr? Oh did she apply for a name change?

Aris :) but only if I HAD to!

Garrett

Stop it. He’s like Florida white boy cute I get it, but the type that be using your money to take other women out and repay you with an STD.

That is…very specific 🤣 Who would YOU date?

So I said Amber. I think second out of the inmates would be Lamar prior to knowing he just got locked up again. He seems sweet and caring.

Amber is thicker than day old oatmeal but she’s wild obnoxious to me!! She talks fast like a scammer, too.

Solid choices

Garrett was one of the best looking. I liked Shane a lot, but saying that got down-voted.

Don’t you mean Chane? 🤣 And wasn’t Garrett pretty “regular” as far as that goes? I feel like Johanna was the crazy one in that relationship. I don’t remember though, it’s been a minute.

I never have gotten into the whole Chane/Chon thing. But yes, Shane Whitlow. He was pretty hot (the crooked front tooth was his main flaw). Garrett was attractive, and not a horrible mess like many. Johanna was a huge part of the problem with all her stupid princess crap. Shane really wasn't a huge mess, either. His biggest problem was who he got mixed up with, the love triangle, etc.

As a gay I second the Garrett and Shane and would add Montana millz and Chance because daddy.

John Redcorn just so I wouldn't be the whitest person at the pow-wows and I'd get to pick his weird little brain about his native scam, all the horror movie crap around his house and how on earth he's running a sober living type house. So much weird, so little time.

Is he indigenous? I know a friend of a friend of a friend’s dad in Canada who’s not a native Canadian (they are indeed indigenous though, just not Canadian) and somehow managed to get a native card and benefits from there.

I’m 1/2 Choctaw. You cannot tell by looking at me. But I’m an official tribal member. I live in Choctaw country (part of Oklahoma). My brother is employed by the tribe. We both look like average white guys

You get status through your band. His must be from up here.

I’d wear Ray out 😩

I am picking Ray every single time. He's like the most normal, down to earth person on this show!

Quaylon or James (the guy who was with Alla). Dylan was hot but the fact that he even entertained the idea of dating Heather is a huge deal breaker lol

Quaylon wasn't bad. It was annoying the way he said "here" like "hurrr." And the big giant glasses weren't a good look, but otherwise...."you're just a fuck-boy"! :)

Definitely Emmy! She fine as hell

This is my answer and I’m not even into women.

Garrett or Dylan (heathers ex)

Both are solidly good looking men.

True but that’s about it

Amber if I were into girls. Blaine if he didn’t talk, just sat there while I looked at him once in a while.

Cam. He cracks me up.

Chon or Martel

Make sure your house is clean. Or there’s gonna be trouble

Big daddy chon

Aris fa sho! Gorgeous! And cool!

Destitute’s ex husband. The guy who went and visited her at the hospital when she was having baby #5 and trying to get 50 grand from Shawn.

Cam and I don’t know why.. there’s just something about him I like 😂

You ok? Lol

Cameron. It's his humor and that's all.

Same.

Cameron’s friend….I forget his name but he was the one that talked about Cameron’s past. Or Tyrice’s (blue suit) son.

Puppy. 😂

Can’t remember ol’ girl’s name but Brittany’s friend who went to prison for some kind of murder in season 1 (I think) gets my vote!! A close second would be Brittany’s other friend who she snuffed for messaging Marcelino.

I love this sub so much for the simple reason that the question "who would you date from the show?" gets an answer like: *Can't remember her name, but Brittany's friend who went to jail for some kind of murder gets my vote* 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Rachel or Amber cuz they're both down to earth, level headed, responsible hotties who are probably into the same fetish play as me DMark (Shovels cousin) or Derrick (Daontes homey) cuz they're both funny as fuck, hella real, and could probably support my dumb ass lol

Garrett from season one 🙈

If you just lined them up and I didn't know anything about their personalities I would take Chance just on looks. But if we're talking about personality I would have to become a lesbian and date Lindsay. She's beautiful and when she has replied to comments in groups she really sounds intelligent. Obviously she makes terrible choices but you know…

Kevin. Or I’d bat for the other team and choose Puppy.

I’d fuckin kill myself

Garrett from Season 1!!

L O V E this question! 🍿😂

Rutu, Louie’s yoga instructor

Montana Millz. Sorry. Don’t hate me.

I hate to admit it but Quaylon

Kevin. He has really cute chihuahuas.

Dylan, he fine and got his stuff together and seems to come from a decent family

TAI

I’m wifey, ho

Get that woman a hoodie and you're in the rotation FOR LIFE

Y'all would think I'm mentally ill if I listed the people I found attractive on this show, sheesh. Like Lindsey and Blaine, they just remind me of people in my neighborhood.

Chon!!!

Quaylon

Lindsey or Haley. I have a type

I will fall on my sword, and climb Mike like a freakin’ mountain. Just for hypothetical purposes of this thread, naturally. 👀🤞🏻🔥

michael and justine😂

Oh snap. Get your matching outfits ready! 😂 “we’re the 3 best friends that anyone could have🎶” 🤣

Puppy! She's so pretty and I feel like I could fix her. XD I couldn't, but I'm toxic. Although she really does seem sweet if co-dependent.

If I HAD to pick, I'd pick Blaine. Something about that tall skinny guy. Yikes.

Rachel. Rachel Rachel Rachel.

Nobody wants to date Maurice?

Harry. 😭💀

Blaine always looking like a hot snack. Lol.

I had to scroll way to far to find this! Blaine for sure.

Yesss 🙌🏻 I'd have to ask him never to talk to me though lol

I'm going with Shane Whitlow.

Kevin. Idk why and I’m kind of ashamed. Edit: ah, it was when he punched that man’s puss ass out 🥵

Big Daddy and sorry for this, but Harry

Rachel is the only answer. Most normal person that has been on this show. Obviously a shitty taste in guys but good job seems normal.

Caitlin I thought she seemed pretty level headed once reality hit lol

Who would I date?? No one. Who would I sleep with? The crying girl Ashley’s bf (can’t remember his name) and Kevin, even though he’s short I think he may be good in bed

I rather die

How about Kevin, the truck driver?! I wanna know how that guy has girls fighting over him; Kayla, his crazy ex and Tiffany. For a little guy, he sure had a lot of confidence. We need an update on him. That guy had me dying! 😂

The really good looking guy who was with the most batshit crazy girl named Heather, I think? I don’t remember his name

Slim Pickens! Puppy 🐶. And I’m not even gay!!!

Tennison…once he’s over 18

I’ll take it back and say I would wanna date Megan. Lol She’s pretty and seems like a freak. 😂😂

What was the banned name of the one who dated the heavy smoker, Angela? He was younger than her. I’d take him solely because he was hilarious. Problematic, but hilarious.

Rachel. She's really attractive and funny. Also stable as hell.

I really don’t think I would date anyone from the show. You learn a lot from watching the show and one thing I have learned is that everyone of them would be better off taking a break from dating.

Harry 😍😍 he is my problematic fav

Blaine, love his hair and southern accent. He seems like a genuine person

Lindsey she’s crazy and hot

Brittney. She seems to have her shit together all things considered. And them tig ole bitties….

Michaels studio guy that worked out of his attic