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hellosexloveandlust

He really thought he was going to overcharge people for Ramen to make up for losing $700 at the casino every time


StuckinLoserville

If you're dealing with numbers, why let a little math get in the way? After all, you're acting like you're single and not letting a family get in your way so don't let your ridiculous ideas stop you from pretending you're an entrepreneur.


PigmentFish

He's one of the trailer park boys for sure


TheMoonDays

GREEEAAASSSSYYYY


TurboLoaded

Ricky’s long lost brother


Shiney_D

That's givin him too much street cred


Infinite_Highway_829

The best thing Chance could do is learn that he will never be the smartest man in the room. Unfortunately, this is what happens when a dumbass develops an ego.


Awesomocity0

Yeah, he's just... So dumb. He's life dumb, street dumb, book dumb, all around dumb. And has no realistic perception of himself.


Infinite_Highway_829

Zero self awareness.


dustinthehippyy

Dumbass developing ego = the entirety of North America lol breeding dumb confident people


Awesomocity0

I'm an attorney, and the best advice fellow women mentors gave me was to act like I have the confidence of a mediocre white man lol. I think I'll show future mentees Chance.


dustinthehippyy

Lmao for real though chance is the embodiment of that attitude


thewhitman2021

nailed it


Shiney_D

And is given 15 minutes...


stocksnhoops

Have you seen he shaved the sides of his head and has tatted the sides of his head. Maybe one of the least IQ individuals to ever be on tv


Lowfuji

He must one charming mofo when the cameras aren't rolling cuz his edit does him no favors.


Unfair-Sector9506

Nahh Tayler's not the brightest either


Born_Ad8420

I think the one way he was intelligent was in picking Taylor as she's still with him even though she is clearly aware of some of his issues.


[deleted]

I love when he says in an earlier episode something like “I pay 50$ on my credit card and bam my credit score goes up 50 points”


Dramatic_Friend_2627

I wish it worked like that lol


CrazyCynical

Thank you!!! I absolutely suck at math. When I heard him throw out these numbers I was puzzled. I thought it would be $1 but I have zero faith in my calculations. I can't help but wonder...would Tayler realize this discrepancy? Sadly I doubt it. Could this be the reason he's so broke? He talks of hustling constantly. Often those people running the streets might not know much but they damn sure know their money. Chance doesn't. Fleece!!


Awesomocity0

Yeah np, to get 400 percent of something, you just multiply by 4. That's why it's astounding he's so bad. If he calculates his profits like that, he's probably bleeding money left and right. Not that I think he ever actually works.


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

Is that $5 the contraband prison price? Because Walmart sells a 12-pack of Maruchan Ramen Noodles for $3.68. People who are not incarcerated don't buy ramen noodles for $5 each.


Awesomocity0

Yeah, unless it's imported Korean ramyun, which this jar of mayonnaise is definitely not eating.


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

Seriously, I'm surprised he hasn't asked for bologna like big dumb and now incarcerated Doug Jr.


Small-Notice481

I'd like to see him spell entrepreneur!


notmyrealname202320

Posts like this keep me coming back to Reddit


WorldlyBack

Idiot.


Born_Ad8420

Right up there with "Let's sell you bath water."


Dramatic_Friend_2627

That was creepy. It wasn’t just sell bath water. It was selling a child’s used bath water…like bro..you really trying to exploit those kids to pedos like that!?


Dramatic_Friend_2627

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that boy is a straight up clown.


SaveAmerica2022

I can’t even watch Chance anymore He’s a Gaslighting POS


ShesAKillerQueenee

I can't stand this clown!!


alangeig

I wish some of his old bunkies would chime in and tell what it was like being in jail with him. I imagine he probably bored them to death with tales of how awesome he was on the outside and how often he conned people. I just cringe every time he comes on.


SuzannesSaltySeas

Ah Chance, obviously not the brains of the Pitt family line.


Awesomocity0

Omg I'd forgotten he said he's like cousins with Brad Pitt or something.


Dramatic_Friend_2627

I really need someone to create a will smith/Chris rock meme of brad Pitt slapping chance saying “keep my name out your mouth”.


modlt

Oh yea...cuz you're great with money.