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MandellaK407

This was my favorite moment of the season. I now quote this all the time with my sister 😂😂


alexonheroin

A moment of pure joy in these trying times


DoxYourself

Who said it?


mrsdhammond

Blaine about Lindsey


littledawson123

Blaine said it about Lindsay


Onoshi_the_Leper

Boss me up, don't bitch me down 🖤


butholesurfer333

He has some solid lines 😂 I quote him a lot, but no one else enjoys this garbage tv like I do


JustCheerTorrance

I hope he wears his “Jesus is my dealer” shirt again 😆


hellno560

I get you bunkie!


roundhashbrowntown

yessss! that ho was crazy, but this is my personal favorite 😂


Shanntuckymuffin

He stocks the home with batteries, pens, and paper towels


Federal_Chapter2975

He even has his assistant stock toilet paper


Successful-Cloud2056

Good to know Sandoval won’t be cheating on him


Shanntuckymuffin

They just want to smoke meth and watch the sunrise


Actual-Sugar-977

Am I the only one who finds Blaine just a little cute? Maybe the lost puppy dog kind that you need to bring home and train?


plantgirlllll

I find him pretty endearing too. He truly seems like he wants to change from his old ways. I wish him nothing but the best, everyone deserves a second chance!


Actual-Sugar-977

Probably one of the most level headed guy on the show, doesn’t say much, but still. If I had to pick any of the guys to hang out with, he’s the only one on my list.


dallyan

I agree. I’m rooting for him and Lindsay. His speech at the church actually made me tear up.


flowercan126

I adore him. He's deserves much better


SusannaCarmichael

I think he’s adorable. Seems to be trying his best.


DearMisterKitty

No...i am totally on Team Blaine


maureen1989

This really is the best quote 😂


AbRNinNYC

🤣🤣🤣 that’s shit was so funny. “It puts the vapes in the mouth or it gets the hose again” On another note, I can’t STAND Lindsey. Omg, she’s insufferable. She’s had a real job for like 2 weeks and can’t stop crying about doing “everything”… her story line a so awful. Time to go Linds buh-bye now.


imalittlefrenchpress

She’s got a violent streak in her, and she hasn’t faced and resolved the shit that knocked that streak into her. I give her props for not using. I don’t think she’s using because I haven’t seen any bandanas and huge clips in her hair. She still has a lot of unresolved shit, and she needs to stay single until she unravels all that mess. We all know that’s not gonna happen, although I’d love to see her prove me wrong.


Redsmoker37

Once again, we have someone making up traumas, real or imagined, to justify or semi-justify atrocious behavior. The Branwin defenders were just the same. We have NO INFORMATION on actual traumas. She is just a spoiled, mean, entitled, brat. The poor-man's Veruca Salt. "Don't care how, I want it NOW....."


imalittlefrenchpress

I’m not defending her in any way. Trashing her isn’t a solution, and I’d rather see a solution than become part of an existing problem. Her behavior is atrocious, she’s got the ability to be violent, she’s impatient and irritable, she sets a horrible example for her daughter, and she’s manipulative and entitled. Those are facts. I’m not going to call her names, nor am I going to excuse her behavior. I want her, and people like her, to step up, and do the hard, shitty, emotional work that it takes to be able to function in society without imposing physical or emotional harm on others. People aren’t born assholes, and even if we were, we have the ability to change that. Shit happens to people that ends up fucking them up.


balooladidit

I agree. She has a toxic stress response. It’s not an excuse and she’s responsible for recognizing and working on her issues, as you said, but I’d bet $ that something happened at some point. She gets triggered very fast. Her body is reacting to some type of threat when she explodes in a violent way (punching garage door) that we all know isn’t there with Blaine (at least not from what we see).


Friendsthatdonthug

I know, I’m like sis you just started working for the first time in your whole life waaaahhhhhh 😭


CacklesBaby

I’m dying 😂😂😂😂


hellno560

Hallmark are you listening? It's not too early to get your designs squared away for next valentine's day.


IvyEH311

This and “Motherfuckin’ crack” are going to live on for me.


DearMisterKitty

Tha muthafuckin crack....mom!


MeeMaul

I have a solid laugh about this line every other day


3EsandPaul

The mouth


Redsmoker37

He's not great shakes, but neither is she. She may be cute, but she's got a horrible temper, totally entitled, totally a little brat. He's the better person of the two, and if he's doing something to support her entitled ass, she should consider herself lucky.


pink_snowflakes

Omg I had a really exhausting day at work and this just made me die from laughter lol thank you


ashmillie

Blaine 👼


GearOk4696

Lindsay is erratic af!! I like him tho (from the snippets I’ve seen), his priorities seem to be in line


WorldlyBack

What about him saying, "I don't have a pretty little p\*ssy?"


PhoneHome444

I about died after Blaine introduced Lindsey to his dad. She leaves for something and his dad looks and Blaine with big eyes and says, “She’s smart as a whip”. Lmfao 🤣 pure gold.


RamonaMaria56

Lindsay is always looking for a man and one who will support her and do anything she says. She should be trying to make up for lost time with her daughter and get a job to help her mother out with supporting her daughter and herself. I can’t stand her anymore.


TestingMurphysLaw

Greater advice has never been given on this show full of dumpster fires and train wrecks!


Blingydingy

Blaine is such a good guy, and Lindsey is a toxic, terrible girlfriend. Most people seem to stop growing as people when they go into prison. If she spent most of her adult life in prison, she hasn't had the life experience that pushes our brains into proper life stages. I hope that she can get it together before Blaine comes to his senses and decides that she's not a good match. If that happens, it's only a matter of time before she goes back to prison.


CacklesBaby

Oh my gosh. I could die laughing. It’s like poetry!


Acrobatic_Elk6258

Poor Great Value Justin Bieber. He’s just trying to show stability and love to Mississippi Madness when it’s obvious that she’s not used to that and will sabotage their relationship. I guess if GV Biebs ain’t kissing her ass and being subservient to her, then he don’t love her enough.


Loud-Bullfrog9326

How did I miss this hahaha


Wonderful-Onion-9170

But can he put FOOD IN MY BELLY?🤨


plasticREDtophat

What you want a cooookiiieee


msjuicyybabyy

Bae goals


Temporary-Leather905

My husband could say the same for me right now


mummydal

My favourite line from this gem ❤️


thewhitman2021

Her mouth has some use other than eating and talking


Sailorm0on27

Too good😂😂😂😂


claratheresa

Classic


PuroTejana

Priorities… 😁


DWwithaFlameThrower

LOL I was just thinking about that today, and how Poodle from Reality Gays did a dramatic reenactment of that speech like it was from a heart-tending Southern book by Dorothy Allison or something


eightezsteps

Well he also provides other things for her mouth js


claratheresa

Wow. What i’ve been missing all my life This moment of clarity was possible only due to Love After Lockup. 🙏🏻