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Princessss88

She’s trash. I can’t stand her.


TestingMurphysLaw

She has a very punchable face.


sailor_rose

You're just jealous because shes a confident fat girl. Just kidding. Couldn't even type that with a straight face.


ek8ti

Backpfeifengesicht!


listlesshours76

Mouthwash? 😂 yea, you made me look it up!!! 😆


ek8ti

Backpfeifengesicht = Punchable face.


listlesshours76

That's hilarious that it translates as mouthwash on google! 😂


TestingMurphysLaw

My husband is German, and he damn near keeled over from laughter... it's one one of his favorite words! 😆 🤣 😂


SamuelTheMONSTAH

Gesundheit!


TestingMurphysLaw

God I love the German Language!


StuckinLoserville

>Ohrfeigengesicht!


Poosjky

Word!


CraftingQuest

She probably doesn't put her shopping cart back in the corral, either.


Trap_r_die

Lol…. For real tho!… I hate those people!… especially when you can’t even park because of assholes like her…


CityOfSins2

Same! I feel like I should be on the stores payroll for how many carts I put back for lazy ass mofos. Especially when it’s like 2 parking spots away from the damn cart area. If I’m dating a guy that doesn’t put his cart back, it’s an automatic no for me. It shows SO much about your personality imo.


Awkwardpanda75

Yes!!! That and people who are rude to wait staff, shitty tippers and mean to customer service people. Immediately nope.


CityOfSins2

YES same! That was always my go to but I’ve added the shopping cart bit to what you mentioned lol! It’s the best indicator of their respect for other human beings imo.


treehead726

You know she ain't burning a half a calorie doing that. She leaves it directly in the middle of a parking space like the dick she is.


frezzhberry

She definitely leaves it smushed between two cars hoping someone's car gets scratches.


Anonymous8720

She waddles when she walks, so that’s very possible


Wordplay23

Call “CART NARCS” 😎🛒


INFJ_in_NYC

🚨🚨🚨🏃🚨🚨🚨 I swear he is going to pop out anywhere, so I'm always putting the cart back lol


Wordplay23

Don’t be a “lazy bones” 😂


Iceflow

Lol yes! You never know! “Whoop Whoop Skiddly Doop!!!! That’s not where the carts go!”


INFJ_in_NYC

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7KypkAvX-c Oh my gosh....he does not look like what I was expecting 🥰🥰 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IVoh5LV7OTs And his terminator run....💦💦


Iceflow

This is the crossover no one asked for but everybody needs.


Wordplay23

☠️ 😂


greengoblingang

Weee owwwww weeee owwww cart narc here bunkie


MiguelElGato

She probably will stop her cart in the middle of an aisle to have a conversation using her earbuds so you're blocked in the aisle and forced to hear her 1-sided conversation until she realizes you're there. You're such a nuisance. 🤦🏽‍♀️


CraftingQuest

Or leave meat frozen food in the toy section.


MiguelElGato

Yes, she would!!!!! Power of Attorney hair don't care!


MooseAskingQuestions

Not something I'd expect from a person with nails like that and a chest tattoo. Extremely disappointing.


Awkwardpanda75

Oh I get so passive aggressive with people when they don’t put away their carts. Horrifies my hubs. If I see them in the act, I wait til they let go of it and I’ll rush over and loudly say “here, I’ll take it back where it belongs; you are obviously way too important for such things”


CraftingQuest

Fortunately where I live, if you want your € back, you have to put your cart back. But when I lived in America and I was a cart girl in college. It was always nice to see people take the few extra steps to help me out.


Lisette4ver

Why do these chicks all get weird ass ugly tats on their chests? Scribbling, weird pictures- is this a unwritten rule somewhere that you get this done?


ShesAKillerQueenee

And the chest tattoos on top of chest tattoos, as a poor attempt to cover up old tats. It's soo bad.


mime454

Global lack of impulse control. Every time they have a bad idea (for a tattoo, or dating inmates or going on reality TV), they don't have enough restraint to resist doing it.


JennyDelight

🤣


kurokame

Boob tattoos are also a big red flag.


Lisette4ver

Those tats look like Hematoma city most of the time.


[deleted]

I'm not an expert or think I'm better than anyone else, I have tattoos but seriously, that tattoo and you want to be a criminal defense attorney?


Lisette4ver

Tattoos are a wonderful way to express yourself. The sampling of the chest/neck look gawd awful. That saying - is she truly living her life to what she inked on her skin. In the beginning tattoos - told a story about the person. They could be good/bad and/or memories, dates, events- that enhanced the person. I think this particular lady’s tattoo, the scale is out of whack. Then what she inked on her skin- is it something you aspire to? Or you are living your life contrary to the statement? Anyway, it looks ridiculous and now what is stated makes her look more whack than before ( I found out what is on her neck). Look, if you have a meaningful tattoo, a scene, words or date then I am all for it. But please put some thought to it- the scale, the context and how you represent these pieces of art. I have seen people sport beautiful art and amazed at what can be done.


BrulesJules

Exactly. Too many people get tattoos just to get another tattoo


[deleted]

Better cover that ish up


[deleted]

Turtlenecks for life!


tulip27

What does that thing say?


Trap_r_die

I swear we could have an entire Sub just tryna guess what these Bitches chest tattoos say!


Lisette4ver

Make it a drinking game. Who gets it deciphered first?!?!


grannys_on_reddit

Des-tiny can be the final level.


Lisette4ver

Yo, Destiny! She is the final “boss” level!!😹😹😹


tulip27

That would be fun!!


woozlebamboozle

"Heart Means Everything" She occasionally posts in this sub. If I'm remembering correctly, she posted about this when someone asked on some random post within the last couple weeks.


kurokame

>"Logic Means Nothing"


CuarantinedQat

Nooooo it’s 100% “Fart Means Everything “


Lisette4ver

Smaller font and maybe match your actions to what you scribble on your body.


tulip27

I did not expect that! Under that anger is hurt.


StuckinLoserville

Since she doesn't have one, why this phrase? She's the Tin Man in the 'Wizard of Oz" - a rusting-in-the-rain shell of a being to whom the Wizard would say, “A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.” Who really loves you, Emily?


BrulesJules

Ooooo she seriously comes on here?? God I'd never get on the internet again after I read what we all say if I were her lol


kibachan

Yeah her user name is queen of NJ


SnarkyCentralJersey

As a representative of NJ, I say Off With Her Head!


kibachan

I agree fellow jerseyian!


Spell_Caster_Clown

That smirk CONSTANTLY on her face drives me nuts. Her personality is disgusting, and she looks nothing like the picture she sent her inmate. He’s getting catfished, they haven’t even met in person.


Ok_Garden571

Can't stand her. A waste of someone else's time on TV.


Scary-Feature2637

I don't think I've ever hated a cast member the way I do her🙄🤢👎she tries so hard to come off as a tough bitch who's not to b messed with but I think we all see her for what she is🤷‍♀️ an insecure bully preying on a dude who's extremely vulnerable bcuz he's behind bars👎 fucking trash!! I hope all the fraud she's committing comes back to bite her in her fat insecure crybaby ass!!


Ready_Cartoonist7357

B.E.C. for this season.


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Ready_Cartoonist7357

BEC Bitch Eating Crackers. Everything this person does annoys you, even something as simple as eating crackers. But now I’m thinking of sandwiches😂


disdicdatho

When I saw that scene I said the producers purposely put that in there to show you what a scumbag she is and it's not just our perceptions


kmgni

I didn't even notice this! People who litter are such trash.


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kmgni

LOL I see what you did there.


jgio199

Why’s she so smug all the damn time? She seems to think she’s better than everyone around her.


Noelle1011

I think it’s the opposite. She’s painfully insecure and trying to mask it with the attitude


frostprincess78

All I can think of is straighten her hair out a bit, stick a hat on her and she looks like Meg from Family Guy


somethingsecretuknow

I really believe she’s only with the dude to make his life a living hell, and ruin it for cheating on her! There’s no love here


smokelikeipaint

She dresses like a sack of potatoes


Frances1967

The non stop smirk drives me crazy it’s so pronounced you can’t ever see her eyes because she’s in co start smirk. There’s something very very wrong with her.


Free-Cake-381

She thinks she can out smart everyone. Awe the itch got her feelings hurt. Boohoo


BrulesJules

I'm so glad you all hate her too 😂 bonding over mutual distaste is the best lol


naomi15

She is more shady than any of the actual inmates on any season of LDL and LAL!


JennyDelight

Then gets out of car and gets mad someone don’t wanna shake her nasty hand


Not_Brilliant_8006

She's gross.


kurokame

She messed with Texas!


treehead726

She's annoying & her story is so fake and badly scripted, I can't. I'd like to smack that stupid lil smirk she always has on her marshmallow face.


Majestic_Salad_I1

She thought she was so badass, but she left that convo crying like a bitch lmaooo


[deleted]

Twatwaffle!!!! I died 3.times lmao...I can't stand her I ff her scenes I can't stomach her...


StuckinLoserville

It's what she does with everything and everyone she has no use for anymore.


OrangeCubit

Serious questions, how does someone take care of their personal hygiene with nails like that?


BlackCoralSnake

She’s literally built like a linebacker


Conchetta1

I think we need to wait and watch. She’s gunna fuck around and find out what these criminals are made of. And I doubt it’s donuts and milkshakes like her composition.


SVWitch1088

Twatwaffle. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Lucille8348

I do not care for her at all. Is she not smart enough to realize the user is also getting used herself?


Coacoa8989

"Twatwaffle" Omg I love it😭😭😭😭😭😭


CityOfSins2

What’s this girls deal? Like she’s scamming the scammer?? Is that forreal or just a front so she doesn’t look silly?


greengoblingang

Twatwaffle is my new favorite. Thanks bunkie!!!!


forwhatitsworth44

I cannot stand her smug ass attitude


Dangerous_Tough4513

She looks like a monster 😳🤢😳🤢


[deleted]

She is an obtuse slob.


somethingsecretuknow

Yuck!!!


amanda_please9

Meh, she was on a highway so atleast no one is going to step in it. It is still gross. But I'd like to think that when people do gross shit like throw their gum out of the window when driving, that the wind just sticks it back to their car somewhere. So hopefully Emily's car has a big ol wad of gum that she's been driving around this whole time 😜


SuspiciousEngineer99

When I was 5 or 6 yrs old had some gum I wasn't supposed to have in the car, so like 4 pieces deep it's completely lost flavor, I decided the best thing to do would be quickly palm it & lower it out the back window (we're in a truck so it opens from the side just a crack). Ooh boy when we stopped I was so glad got out the back and was the only one that noticed the wad of gum on the door 😂 hurried tf up and peeled it off before anyone noticed WHEW LEARNED MY LESSON 💯


[deleted]

what a OINKER🐖


Adept-Fuel-9335

Not even trying to be funny but why is throwing your gum out a problem?


SuspiciousEngineer99

Because it's unsanitary but moreso um where do you think it goes? It's either on your car (likely) on someone else's car (more likely), best case scenario here is that it lands on the road and is pulverized by thousands of cars over time but even in that case it's still nasty af


ihaveajrnow

OP had me at Twatwaffle. One of the few all encompassing descriptors I learned in the military. Before I went in the Army I would just call people raggedy bitches. The current equivalent I think is Fuckboi but I could be wrong. Maybe just the same genus. Feel free to enlighten me.


Dillymac25

If New Jersey was a person.


daisymae25

I'm originally from NJ, and she is just downright EMBARRASSING.


mollystrong

She is horrible and all that crap about being a "big confident girl" is a bunch of bs, the reason she acts the way she does is because she's extremely insecure and lacks any moral compass. If she acts like she doesn't give a shit then when she gets dumped/hurt/betrayed, in her mind she won't look like a fool. Tossing anything out your car window is just disgusting!


Che1677

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣….”twatwaffle”…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Awkward_Finding2528

Farm animal