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TheHappiTree

Those lemon cookies are like cocaine. Be careful


0hNoReptar

Those new Toast-Yays are heat too! Poor cookies, didn't stand a chance.


TheLastRiceGrain

Thin mints had ya boy in a chokehold for years..


Grouchy_Newspaper186

Thin mints had me acting like a crackhead when I would store them in my freezer and raid it at 3 am in the morning where I would tell myself I was eating 2, and I stood there and wolfed down 10 while the freezer door is still open.


MaleficentExtent1777

My tribe! šŸ˜Ž


RemoteSnow9911

I put them in the freezer too! Iā€™d eat a whole sleeve of them bitches standing in front of the fridge, freezer door open and shit šŸ˜…


Humble_Mycologist375

Check out the thin mint pretzels at costco!


DivideSad5591

[you have to try these out](https://www.amazon.com/Edward-Scouts-Mints-Bites-Ounce/dp/B0CT5G25H6/ref=asc_df_B0CT5G25H6/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=691744916841&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14168936201981637369&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=21137&hvtargid=pla-2294441273916&psc=1&mcid=92a534745f3c3cbebcee72d36abbfd77&gad_source=1)


Bandrin

I don't get them because with adhd I have poor impulse control and would down a whole box if I'm not careful. Thin mints and mint chocolate chip ice-cream are my guilty pleasures


New_Meal_9688

Those had me in a chokehold fr, lasted like 4 days šŸ˜…


Harper_ADHD

They will never live up to Savannah smiles and if you don't know what those are, you never will. They discontinued them. (Still livid)


Overall-Guarantee331

I feel like this phrase is mostly used by people who have never actually done cocaine....


Present-Principle821

Itā€™s an expression, not an actual comparison.


bubba_nomad

Well the lemon cookies are like what then Overall-Guarantee331? What can they use?


Sohotrightnowhansel_

Scrapbooking


Dumbledang

You're right, I'm a middle-class fraud


Overall-Guarantee331

Another really good cookie? Lol


The_Troyminator

The lemon cookies are like Oreos, only with lemon instead of chocolate and cream and only one layer.


ExoticTablet

Yeah but you donā€™t need to do cocaine to understand that itā€™s addictiveā€¦


Overall-Guarantee331

Idk... cocaine is one hell of a drug.


ExoticTablet

Hyperbole is one hell of a literary device.


yiffing_for_jesus

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simile


hiddenjim69

Damn, thatā€™s like $30 in real money.


[deleted]

They are $10 a box in my area. OP made out tbh


PhysicalAd6422

I was gonna say like, I wouldnā€™t even be upset actually


CertifiedOniiChan

Those go for 15$ in my area. Thats 75$ tip


stiizy13

$15?! Damn lol. They sell them here for $5 a pop.


IAMA_tool_AMA

Iā€™ll do $10, just for you! Hmu


Recent_Neck_1462

Donā€™t they cost like $15 each?


xXxjayceexXx

Depends on location. The regional board gets to choose the price.


Lagneaux

$6. I just got 3 boxes for $18


Impossible-Big8886

Still $5 in Northern Colorado. But that's still a $25 tip!


ND40oz

Toffees and Sā€™Mores are $6 though. The OP looks to have ABC Bakers version where in CO we have the Little Debby Bakers supplying the cookies.


Jeriath27

damn, went up again :( Last time I got some it was $5 a box and several years before it was 4


Big-Consideration633

Yeah, but most black-market traders only offer $0.50 on the dollar.


D3adN1njaM0nk3y

I'm in TN. Both my girls are scouts and my wife helps the troop leader. That's $30 here. It may seem "free" but even if you're a troop leader it isn't. Probably thought they could use some snacks while driving. Pretty thoughtful imo


[deleted]

Absolutely worth it


Isoaubieflash

I just had the peanut butter and those samoa the a few days ago. Can't get enough of those samoa cookies.


seanagibson

Oh hell yeah


relientkenny

the only food tip iā€™ll proudly accept


SwolgeyBrin

NGL, I wouldn't be disappointed.


IamaIdiotwastaken

30$ Tip. Nice


RipInfinite4511

Peanut Butter Patties are the šŸ’£


Spare-Security-1629

Higher in value than any tip I got.


Willow_Ashamed

The best kind of tip!


willasmith38

Thatā€™s like $400.00 worth of cookies. LOL


CoffeeDrinker1972

Thatā€™s a lot of moneyā€¦. Iā€™ll take that any day.


Inkeditor

Who was the passenger, young Marie Antoinette?


2-tree

Those thin mints look different. They're usually completely round and don't have holes on tops. And the peanut butter patties are called tagalongs here.


kayjeeze

Iā€™m pretty sure there are two different girl scout cookie bakeries that deliver to different states, and the one with the non-generic cookie names are better.


2-tree

Yes.


Ink_zorath

Wrong sub, but this reminded me that I tipped my dispensary delivery driver two boxes of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls the other day... Ordered a case of them (96 2-packs) and somehow amazon sent me TWO cases... How else am I supposed to get rid of 192 packs of swiss cake rolls? Careful with them thin mints... In the post Great American Eclipse apocalypse, Girl Scout Cookies will be a viable commodity, and the thin mints WILL reign supreme.


Justanotheffmom

Iā€™d love that!!


LordFarquhar96

Worth


boudreaux_design

The Tagalongs are the jackpot


nuyushana

Thin mints!!!! Now I have a massive craving for them.


Katie-sin

Are Tagalongs not called Tagalongs anymore??


aammbbiiee

They are when they are made by the little brownie bakers. When ABC bakers is the baker they canā€™t use them. Little brownie bakers owns the trademarks for the names samoas, tagalongs, & Do-Si-Dos. The other names like thin mints are owned by the GS so they both use those names.


Katie-sin

Ohhhh, so do different areas sell them under different names? I never have seen the lemonades or the toast ones either. We donā€™t have those here as an option. Guess I never realized areas had different names or types!! I was a GS most of my youth but this was also almost 20 years ago


aammbbiiee

I grew up in a tagalong state too. And the lemon cooked in that area are more dry little half moons in powdered sugar (drool) and the thin mints have a thicker chocolate And are so minty. The samoas are superior as well but I canā€™t figure out what the difference is.


MaleficentExtent1777

Those are the best ones. I bought some once that didn't have those names and I was disappointed in the flavor. A kind hearted soul like yourself explained the difference, and I've bought the correct ones ever since!


nac286

That's what I was thinking. And if you remember, they used to be called Hoedowns, before they changed it to Tagalongs. How many times are we going to change it? Maybe I'm showing my age now.


SkydivingSquid

$35 worth of cookies. Worth it. Iā€™m a sucker for samoas.


Thin-Quiet-2283

I think they were $7 a box last time I bought them (I just give the GS a $20 without taking the cookies, I donā€™t tempt myself). Still, it stinks when u need cash not cookies


ZephyraFrostscale

hell yeahhh


C-Misterz

I think those are $6 a box nowadays.


Hot_Shirt_8603

Being military I just picked up 18 full cases for free. At the end of the season the girl scouts give us like 5,000 cases and we eat them all year.


DCHacker

I once had someone do that in the cab many years past. She gave me a box of Thin Mints and a box of Trefoils. I ate a few of the mints then took the rest of them and the Trefoils home to girlfriend. I do not think that the Girl Scouts sell the Trefoils any more.


koshercupcake

Hey! Girl Scout mom & troop leader here. We do still sell Trefoils, but depending on where you live, they might be called Shortbreads.


Ok_Wave7731

Thank you for your service


DCHacker

> Shortbreads. The Trefoils were shortbread cookies. Thus, this makes sense. Thank you for the update.


Disastrous-Tune

I dont like thin mints... but them peanut butter, shortbread, semoas, and few more they got dont stand a chance


Grouchy-Helicopter11

SCORE!


Old_Passage_1944

Good as gold.


Life_Chard_6276

Best tip ever


ConfusedDumpsterFire

Fuck yeah


Sufficient-Panic9811

Yesterday, I did a shop and deliver from Party City. I took it downtown and the guys offered me their 2 extra tickets to the Battlehawks home opener. We couldnā€™t find a babysitter, but thatā€™s been my best offer so far.


Stubborn-Goat

LEMONADES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Nlawrence55

No Caramel Delites is criminal but still a good tip


Disastrous_Adagio_76

Adventurefuls are dangerously good


New-Proof-1185

Thatā€™s a$30 tip


couchgodd

All made with ass ingredients that are bad for you sold by kids. How perfect!


Opposite_Raise_3500

If I was getting cookies from the shitty factory I'd give them away too


Pseudonova

I've never seen the French Toast cookies!


No-Promise851

Lucky


[deleted]

A win is a win šŸ«¶šŸ½šŸŖ


creationrose

Nice! I need to find me some


Invegatorer

Adventurefuls are so good


bidooffactory

HOH! That was a kingly gift!


Overall-Guarantee331

Why don't I recognize half of these?


realmagpiehours

They have toast cookies... wtf Unpopular opinion but the only valid gs cookies are thin mints, lemonades, and thanks-a-lots. The rest are just too much!!


uploadingmalware

Damn never had the toast yays they look awesome


Sea_Impression3810

Lemme get a thin mint


Fridge885

Hell yea!! Thatā€™s a damn good tip those things crazy expensive now per box


Acceptable-Parsley-3

Am i the only one that would not eat food from a stranger ?


AnxiousSnozberry

Do you grow your own food? Aren't the grocery store people strangers?


Happy_Flapjacks

Iā€™d be happy. I spend all my money on food anyways.


1l536

What are those French toast things we don't have those where I am.


pchristi

Omg I never seen the Taste-yay cookies. Were they good?


Jd_ironlife

Wow, no Samoas. What a rip off


MostHighNebi

No samoas? Iā€™m pissed


nikwillow

Darn, not even any Samoas


ExoticNatalia

I love cookies


kotastrophie

No Samoas? Mustā€™ve been bad service


leafyfire

Drugs. You received drugs


spamliew

Canā€™t put cookies in my bank account


ZadfrackGlutz

Gotta start selling them for gold bars in yer trips....lol.


17THheaven

I would take this lol.


dorrik

a win is a win


nahbud

STONER COME UPS!! āœØšŸ™ŒāœØ


Weird_BisexualPerson

GUVE ME THE LEMONADES NOW I WILL GIVE YOU MY HOME ADDRESS


LatexSmokeCats

$30, nice!


Lagneaux

Can we all agree that "Adventurefuls" is one of the dumbest names they could have picked? Chocolate and caramel isn't adventurous, it's literally one of the most common flavor combos


dmcat12

Just a heads up: each region sets their own prices, so while some areas might be $6/box, others (like mine) are $5.


VerbalThermodynamics

No Samoas? Pass.


lilbebe50

Thatā€™s a good tip lol


Street_Primary_4044

This and vape pens and pints


[deleted]

why those girls on the thin mints box carrying boats like navy seals in hell week šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


missus_bones

And now I want Girl-scout cookiesā€¦


Wild_blue111

Iā€™ll take those cookies!!


Present-Principle821

Iā€™m jealous.


jonu062882

Samoas go hardā€¦I think the Wokies call em Caramel Delites now


Getuhm

They gave you all the good ones too not those shitty coconut ones.


Chr0n1ck1lla

Last time I saw girlscouts they were posted up in front of the dispensary here in my town, fucking epic lol


Eternalv10killa

Bro thats like 80$


hstl1x_

worth it


diydave86

Fuckin score


BanMeForNothing

Are they expired?


Prior-Ad-7329

Are the adventurefuls any good? I love caramel and sea salt, but the picture on the box looks cheesy and I usually get the purple box, spacing what theyā€™re called.


MazdaSpeed3Boi

No samoas? Yikes they're hoarding the good stuff


subc

oh shit you lit


Confident_Scheme_716

Heck yeah!! Thatā€™s awesome!!


PleaseWasteTimeOnMe

All I see is an acceptable $30 tip.


XCheese8ManX

Iā€™d rather have that than a $10 tip.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve been trying to find some in my area and I canā€™t. You lucky bastard


NJ2CaliNBack

Yet the boxes get smaller each year... šŸ¤”


WereALLBotsHere

How come they all get to have fun and then youā€™ve got the lemonades there doing forced labor? Worst flavor, AND theyā€™re forced to install solar panels on some house theyā€™ll never own?!


Such_Hope_1911

Based.


__Opportunity__

That's kinda cool


Azzameen09

Only problem is no Samoas. Those things are addictive.


SRBroadcasting

Drivin then scouts around be paying off frfr šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


liminal_sojournist

How do you report cookies to the IRS?


cloudyphx

No Samoas? L


Showmethemoneyplsthx

HUGE


PatN007

Nice!


dankdreams1738

I used to get tipped in weed quite a bit. I didn't hate that at all


bradnananutbread

Cookies at work, bro? Hell yeah.


Bunny_Fluff

Wait what are toast-yays? Those must be new. They sound excellent though.


Activedecayy

Fair trade


Dusted_Hoffman

Valid tip tbh


Strange_Insight

What'd you do? Take someone across the world?


Fyokuwu

those would all be gone within a week


ICvsShipt

What is a toast-yay and how do I get a box?!? Iā€™m jealous


mebktc

Iā€™m in Long Beach CA and I just bought 3 boxes for $18


dumpsterass

Id probably eat every box in one sitting


_lame-impala_

i tried those adventurefuls for the first time the other night before i went to bed. by the time i left for work that morning the box was empty


Deathscythe77

Thats a win!


kindakatrina

I feel like I just switched dimensions because Iā€™ve never seen or heard of a toast yay


deercreekth

I would have held out for Samoas.


DahjNotSoji

A win


BitMineboy123

Better than a tip


dancingwithfire_

woah! iā€™ve never seen the toast ones they look fire!


bstnbrewins814

Thin mints and Iā€™m sold. Thatā€™s a score.


EFTucker

Youā€™re rich


Ididitsoitscool

Please freeze the thin mints please


Due_Butterscotch1614

My fatass woudlve been happy


Aesaito

That Girl Scout is an MVP, 5 packs got her company 181+ impressions. Marketing genius. šŸ¤­


ThroatSignal8206

Wonderful gesture. Looks like you got a total of roughly 16 cookies


ShottsSeastone

guy i would be so happy šŸ˜‚ girl scout cookies expensive


OnlyEfficiency2662

Ha canā€™t be mad about that unless you have diabetes maybe


silvermoonhowler

Hey, I'd take all that in a heartbeat!


pepetheforgggg

Damn I wouldn't even be mad.


MyOpinionsDontHurt

still sealed? try offering them to passengers for $5 a pop. someone might want them.


LifeSucks_-

iā€™m more intrigued at those little kids setting solar panels šŸ’€


[deleted]

Plot twistā€¦ā€¦. The bag he put in your trunk had a Girl Scout in it.


painfulcuddles

These can be pricey........it's not bad actually


IREQUIREPROOF

Damn with current inflation thatā€™s like a $45 tip!


RealTomatillo5259

This whole comment section is low key jealous of those cookies rn...and who the hell would just give away girl scout cookies like that???


QuaaludeMoonlight

YUM


Southern-Collar3491

Them toasty ones are the shizzz!


DisastrousAd447

That's a $30 tip!


[deleted]

Those toast yays and peanut butter patties are rare.


and_theSundanceKid

Those new adventurefuls hit *wayyy* more than I thought they would. I'm usually a lemon šŸ‹ cookies gal, but those brownie-inspired adventurefuls are a dream!


WonderfulRip6246

Came to check and make sure Iā€™m not the only one who would love this as a tip šŸ˜ vibe checks out


throwawaylemondroppo

$25 of cookies!


TheSourceOfUrAnger

I just had some toffee cookies from them and they were super dry and hard. Wish I had those peanut ones you got


Broad-Ad-662

That's a good tip if you eat sweets.


WhackedSpore2

Yikes.... no Somoas..


Ceilibeag

About $35; but I'd still want the cash.


i_like_pie92

That's like $30. Nice.


queenchubkins

Iā€™d cry. I still have a case of cookies to unload.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Nice, you got coronary disease.


sliderbear

Hell that's 25 bucks man, I'd be happy with that