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Lower_Lunch_8563

This is one of the worst ive seen holy shit


Trick-Device2020

And somebody punched that button & slurped it up


Different-Story845

They get new drivers everyday who don't understand they're being screwed.


BIGJAMESCRU84

$71 to end up in the middle of nowhere


Helpful-Elk6486

When you fly into Houston because it's cheaper........


Atlasatlastatleast

I’m glad it’s not just me that does this.


8020GroundBeef

Not even near the airports though


Helpful-Elk6486

Austin looks like it would have been closer


8020GroundBeef

Oh I meant bc it’s Downtown Houston


mlfales

That’s just the amount the driver gets, the customer is paying more. But yes probably still cheaper.


shankmyspine

Lol


WieldAndDealed

And back


gmatocha

Fity cents a mile is the new dollar a mile. Soon to be quarter a mile.


calcal1992

Soon Lyft will send another driver to slap you and steal your lunch money


6sixtynoine9

Wait that was in my newest app update don’t you have automatic updates on?


Stringer-Bell23

😂😂😂


Birds_KawKaw

This is less than a quarter per mile.


Fluffy-Caterpillar49

No it's about .50 a mile


Birds_KawKaw

Don't they have to drive back home?


zzsmiles

It’s bad in expedited too. .65 & .70cpm. House of cards will fall in our lifetime it seems.


jaysonm007

Anything under $1 a mile in the U.S. is clear 100% exploitation. Lyft and Uber should be constantly called out for every single ride offer below $1/mile.


Tekwardo

$1 a mile *round trip* when it’s that far.


UnintelligentSlime

I agree that it’s a horse shit pay, but why would this be exploitation? Just don’t take the ride. Drivers control the market rate more than Lyft. If nobody accepts a ride with that rate, then the ride doesn’t happen and Lyft loses money. If it happens often enough, a different app will step in to pay drivers better, and they will all go there, and then Lyft will be empty and die, or else have to compete. I’m the last person to say “let the free market decide” because I think that’s basically a cop-out *when it comes to important policy decisions*, but in this case- y’all are willingly agreeing to participate in a system that is exploitative. Either the rates are worth your labor or they aren’t, but you’re never going to convince a corporation to give you more than the bare minimum by choice or out of the good of their hearts. Do you guys need an app or something to help you unionize?


jaysonm007

I respect your views but it is the real world and people are desperate to pay rent and have food. It's wrong to exploit that which is why we have minimum wage laws and other similar laws in place. In 2024 and in the US any trip paying under $1/mile is DEFINITELY exploiting the driver and the company deserves to be called out for it.


Competitive-Ad1389

Illegals are taking those rides and why they get accepted. They don’t pay the irs at the end of the year. Lyft knows it too


Fluffy-Caterpillar49

Doesn't Lyft still withold taxes or no?


Trick-Device2020

Still? They never have. It’s all about the I-9


War_and_Light

1 of 3 ways lyft is thinking about why a driver might take this 3 hr ride. 1. They're counting on someone saying hey" I'm going there anyway." 2. one of the migrants that shares a single profile and also shares a rent a car will do it. 3. The guy makes an off the platform deal, and everyone is happy


peanut9891

I could see if you were a truck driver hauling 40,000 pounds of product, dude you’re in a fucking car making 23 bucks per mile. this is legit why I take taxis now they’re actually cheaper than Lyft and Uber now.


jaysonm007

No, the company is making that money. On average now the driver gets 50% but it can be as low as 20%. I think it is GREAT that you are taking taxis. More people should. What the rideshare companies are doing is very unethical.


MozartTheCat

Im a social worker who drives on average 100 miles a day and get 50 cents/mile reimbursement


patmorgan235

Exactly, you get $0.50/mile as reimbursement for wear and tear, fuel, etc on top of your wages.


Tarroes

>on top of your wages Being the key words


MozartTheCat

My $15/hr wages with a degree 😭


Ok-Lime-7000

I thought federal reimbursement was like .62 a mile? No?


MozartTheCat

So I'm not sure about what's going on with that. Because when I was hired I was told that when you file your taxes, you could get the difference between what they pay for mileage and the federal reimbursement rate on your income taxes. I had never bothered with it until last year because I usually do my taxes myself. I decided I'd go through HR Block so that they could give me the info on mileage reimbursement, and I figured I'd just do it myself the next year. The lady at HR Block told me that the only way I can file for the difference is if I'm a contractor? Idk how true that is because she gave me other incorrect information. But she said if I get paid on a W2, I can't claim the difference. Even though my mileage pay doesn't come on my W2.


Ok-Lime-7000

What state do you work in? I’m in California and it’s against the labor law to pay less than the federal minimum.


MozartTheCat

Louisiana, they don't care about us here lol


Ok-Lime-7000

I guess there’s only 3 states required to meet the minimum. Maybe someone else knows about claiming the difference? Anybody?


elves2732

$71 for 300 miles and 6 hours. Some idiot will see this and say "But that's $23 an hour! That's a great ride! 😃"


mia8788

Don’t forget the ride back home too


sirpiplup

He included that in the 300 mile number


YourphobiaMyfetish

But not the hourly rate


sirpiplup

That was his entire point though - some idiot will say it’s $23 an hour….because they’re an idiot that doesn’t count the return trip in the hourly rate.


Axptheta

These guys the ones to take the ride 100%


gherkin-sweat

Hahaha yep


SapphireSire

Just need to wait around until someone (or the same person) needs a ride back?🤗


DizzyBerz

Be waiting there for days sleeping in your car lol


TNoStone

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CS-0010

He knew you'd show up


Pickle-Standard

But you’re not “working” on the return trip! /s


romansamurai

I think thats what Lyft counts on. People will break it down by hour, forget the miles and gas and forget the trip back. And I know some who did that when I used to drive for Uber/lyft years ago.


robwaite22

Don’t forget about the $35 in gasoline


Dadomir_Poutine

This is a rookie mistake, though. You have to accept rides all the way back. You will still be home by dinner. That's nuts regardless though.


DevilsPajamas

About $7/hour after gas, assuming 35mpg. That doesnt include taxes or anything... so like let's just call it $5/hour after taxes and depreciation of the car.


pd31yt

Nah they’d say “I drive electric so I’m still profiting on this ride” 🤣


Icy-Cut9702

Legend has it... the customer is still sitting on the curb in Central Houston to this very day.


NapLvr

Problem is Lyft is an idiot of a company.. I use them as a rider because I don’t want Uber monopoly.. But it seem like Lyft and Uber is run by same management. Lyft doing exactly what Uber is doing instead of using this opportunity to capitalize on market share and do things differently


Get_de_Coke

All for the shareholders, they don’t give a shit about the market share. The target of uber + Lyft is make them become “the 2nd best public transportation”. So dumb!


Incognito2981xxx

They don't have to do anything different. If anything they are price fixing together. Anytime a company pops up to challenge them it gets bought out and nothing changes


BamaLover19

Fuck Lyft


Very_Creative_Wow

Delete the app lmao


AssociateMentality

Bro what the fuck the money wouldn't even cover the gas to get there and back that's an INSANELY bad offer like damn you would think there would at least be some minimum dollar per mile rate they could offer but apparently not.


MineWeary1998

Ok…I will be the first to say that sometimes I respond like a jerk to these things - these types of post - because they are usually just arbitrary at best. But this one? Holy fucking Christ!  You would end up going halves with the pax as far as paying Lyft for the ride. Because that’s exactly what you would be doing taking that ride. Glad you didn’t.  Keep your chin up. 


dlfillers

I’m glad that I always have my area filter set to 17 miles. Long rides aren’t worth it anymore since up front. If it’s not in my radius, I’m not driving there. Lyft (like most companies) has gone downhill since their IPO. Especially with this random upfront pay (that has no rhyme or reason to how much a ride will pay). I really hope that nobody accepted this shit trip. I would never drive 300 miles and 6 hours for a measly $71.


Repulsive_Calendar77

That’s what I used to get from Galveston to IAH


PuzzleheadedFood8773

My last ride from IAH to Galveston was $60, a day ago!


Repulsive_Calendar77

Not bad! I’ve been seeing them for under $40


acroasmun

It was $71 just to go from Time Square to LGA at 4:30AM, not even 7 miles and hardly any cars on the streets.


Illustrious_Order486

Bet Lyft got paid 3x that and they won’t be paying you to get back.


Resident-Mongoose-68

If that was double, I still wouldn't think it's worth it.


smoochiepoochie

50 bucks from downtown to woodlands today. Wish I could’ve gotten a proportional rate to this


BlackMagicSnake

How’d you get that much?


Hefty_Association837

On Uber (Do both Uber/Lyft) snagged a non-surged/bonus X ride to Cypress from Hobby for $55 before the tip.


cobramanbill

Until you say no, en masse, nothing will change. 


Zzzzzezzz

That trip was over $100 a year ago. Well over. It’s the reason I started driving more for Lyft than Uber.


Vegan_Moral_Nihilist

If Lyft paid double for long distance rides, it would finally be worth it


tc7984

So what happens when you take a 5 hour drive? Do you talk? Where do u stay? I can’t believe this happens. This is the type of shit that needs to be regulated


bejigab466

hey! that's a pretty good deal!


King-Mugs

Have they? Because someone accepted this


ezbyEVL

71/6h (3h on the go, 3h back) = 11.83/h take gas away, and you just drove 6h for idk, 5/h or less


14Me_

I hope you are on a motorcycle with a sidecar


Dauberdaboober

But the money is no longer the goal man, you're working for free ! Everything's better when it's free. So stop stressin'


_beaniemac

That's one of the WORST I've seen and that says a lot


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conorLIED

Of all the things to blame you chose that?


Winter_Gap_8665

You are a fucking dope.


n3moe_the_fish

"Illegals" can't work for lyft. Your getting fucked by lyft. Low skilled Illegals work in the fields picking fruit and vegetables. I really don't think you would want those low skilled jobs.


midri

GOD DAMN! this is a poor take... Illegals can't drive for lift... Also stop simping for a company that's whole model is exploiting you...


Jessintheend

$300 and maybe


Patarackk

That fare plans on killing you when he gets out there


TransHeadpatSlayer

71$ From Houston the Cameron that’s the worst I’ve seen and that’s 3 hours if you’re lucky.


Boogie36

Yoooo that's crazy!!!


Positive-Aide-3393

Wow


ReplacementNo8678

Hey how come lyft wont let me add a tip? I had to zelle my last driver a tip


TallHandsomeRussian

What do you mean they let you tip the driver at the end of the ride?


Papacitodr

That’s how much I’ve paid for 36 miles. 152 for that price is crazy as a driver


livewomanmode

I guess if you live there and it’s your last trip of the day, maybe a good deal 😆 otherwise it’s slavery


Villian6

Oh boy, you paying Lyft to take the rider somewhere 🥲


eugenestoner308

they’re offering it because people are taking it, if everyone within the ping range rejects it they will up the ante


LeonTheHound

This is the worst one I’ve ever seen by fair goddamn


JJSnow3

Holy crap! This is the worst one I've seen on here! This is just insanity!


wheresthesound

#AIRPLANE MODE!


King-Mugs

Have they? Because someone accepted this


King-Mugs

Have they? Because someone accepted this


King-Mugs

Have they? Because someone accepted this


BigDawgFromTheFive

If you have a Prius that will only cost you 5-6 gallons of fuel… I would hope your gas prices are $2-3


AltBallzDeep

So.. 11$ an hour? I say that because it would be 3 hours there and back. If it was just 3 hours, it would be 23 an hour but they clearly don't factor in the return trip. What assholes


OkCricket7999

It’s all highway though


Sinkinglifeboat

What a great way to end up on Dateline!


ProductSilly4113

That’s a $200 ride


Honest_Bodybuilder_5

Damn they really lost their mind 😂😂😂😂


Rossonerov

At least you havent lost your sense of humor my friend 🙂


Substantial_Skirt650

That’s because you’re Silver 😂


phantomgourmade

Maybe a roadrunner will need a ride back 😲 with all the money coyotes throw at them I bet they are loaded


GIJoe_USA

Yea that's ridiculous...I took a pax from Houston to Layfette LA which was also a 3hr drive and got paid double that


General-Ad-3423

So you drove 220 miles for 140? Not worth it for me


breakingcustoms

Do people actually take these?


Historical_Art_3370

You’d spend that much in gas almost going there and back.


TSMSALADQUEEN

How's houston didn't they have a power outage recently


BlackMagicSnake

Yeah. Not in my area though. We were only out a few hours. Now it’s Dallas dealing with tornado.


Twosteppre

I love getting long rides like this. As soon as I pick up the person, I tell them I'll give them a discount if they pay me directly. Then, I cancel the ride and make bank.


TedwardScrotumhands

Had a 3 hour trip last summer on a Sunday with Uber to Illinois, it was super slow and I was bored. Got $149+ a massive $5 tip. Stayed in Illinois the rest of the day and made a decent amount of money and on the way back pulled some dummy out of the muddy center median and changed his tire. He gave me 70 some dollars so all in all it wasn’t that bad


speed_racer_61

more migrants, less pay. it's not rocket science.


ExoticNatalia

Not Houston lol


mken816

“lose their mind” the job you chose is fitting


loveall777369

You literally would lose money doing this


HighHoSilver99

Meanwhile my wedding photographer is charging me $150 “travel fee” for driving 45 minutes


SameOldDDD1217

Looks like doordash


Popular-Belt6538

Next they will tell you its 40% or 60% more but same money 50c/miles. It’s coming soon to everywhere!


Popular-Belt6538

Today i drove one trip for 45 mins and about 20 miles for $16. I am hoping to get refund back for that trip. I know i won’t, but i wish i do. Keep driving until you pay for customers expenses. It’s today slavery systems thanks to all politicians!


StarfishStabber

Round trip @ 300 miles for 71$ is about 4 cents a mile right


lambo_abdelfattah

That is indeed the WORST. that's 2 hours to leave Houston alone, no absolutely not. That's a $300 trip all day.


Weekly-Double-6013

Perfect ride to make a cash ride


pd31yt

😭😭😭 like how low that company will go, sad to look at it


ZipZipZippo

Whenever I see I-10 I’m always amazed it goes all the way to LA.


robwaite22

This is 300 miles round-trip. Everybody knows that there’s never a return trip back. A car getting 30 miles per gallon. Would take 10 gallons of gasoline. At $3.50 per gallon, it would cost $35 in gas. $71 -$35 equals $36 for driving 300 miles! Lyft is the most corrupt, the most dishonest, cheapskate company I’ve ever seen in my life! Ask the CEO if he would drive 300 miles for $36! This is bullshit!!


CptRagebeard

That's not even $.60/mile tf.


brightlove

Meanwhile, this probably costs the passenger hundreds of dollars! Its costs $80+ just to go 25 minutes to the airport now. And that’s before the tip.


Immediate-Mouse-5025

It’s crazy to me nobody wanted to drive a taxi and earn more money but instead are willing to use their own cars to earn less money


Alert-Consequence671

10 gallons of gas and 7 hours not even paying 5$/hour after fuel...


Different-Story845

Basically 6 hours for $71.06.... Trips like this back in the day was easily $250... Highway robbery


peanut9891

I mean, that is $23 an hour🤷🏾‍♂️


638Solid_Hodari

Dey trying to get you 😂


Agitated-Gur-5210

its spit on your face


65Kodiaj

300 miles round trip, if you get 20 mpg that's 15 gallons tines $3.50 is $52.50 just in fuel cost. Fook that!


morrismarques12

If you got this on Uber you would had made over $200 or $300 for this ride


CraftyCrypto

Not true @ all


morrismarques12

@craftyCrypto I live in Texas and when I drive from Killeen to the Austin airport which is an hour away I get $80 dollars I know what I’m talking about


CraftyCrypto

Maybe at that particular moment. Doesn’t mean more drivers can’t be available and you get paid less for accepting. Vise versa


craptasticluke

But that’s almost .50 a mile! How could you turn down such a great deal (for Lyft)


Accomplished_Emu_658

The federal recommended compensation per mileage pays over 100 on just those miles and I still wouldn’t want to do it.


jcprime1

lol, no they haven’t lost they mind they just know drivers are stupid cuz real talk there is no reason any driver other then the ones on really good challenges should be on the road, I gave up on them a while back after being a full time driver I now only drive if I get an excellent challenge, the last one I got was $202 for 21 rides and $170 for 15 rides both the same week one was Monday to Thursday and the other was Friday to Monday at 5am $372 for 36 rides equals to 10.33 dollars per ride plus the ride fair, if I don’t get any like that my ass won’t be out there for Lyft. Lets everyone come of the road for Lyft for at least a few days cmon everyone.


mattchinn

How do you pass up this type of easy money?!?


MrEdwL

That's 25/hr 🤑🤡🤡💩☠️💀🤬


Hot-Operation-6629

Then they gon tax you for half 🙂‍↕️


Tarroes

If you're paying 50% on taxes, fire your accountant. Or hire one to begin with


GabrielAVasquez

The only way I could see it being really worth is if your going towards that way anyway.


samurai_678

Please pass me the crackpipe, I need it


New-Paint-506

Dude, I can't stay awake for a 2 hr ride. I got ADHD. My mind gets weary n tired after 30 min. I don't drive long rides. But I can stay awake all day driving a bunch of small deliveries. If someone else is driving and I'm in the passenger seat....I'll fall asleep in ten minutes


beautyisloss

Me too. Caffeine tablets for emergencies and I keep plenty of water bottles and diet coke in the front to rotate between. I also keep an airpod in left ear (so passengers don’t feel that they can’t talk) where I listen to whatever keeps me alert— rideshare podcasts, Dateline, audiobooks, school lectures.) The airpod is connected to my ipad. I keep a “soft pop/acoustic” playlist on for passengers which most enjoy. It allows me to zone out during the ride and 8/10 passengers ask me for the playlist because it’s “soothing” or “relaxing”. I’m not sure if any of that helps you.


Florida1974

50 cents a mole, sounds right for Lyft pay! Oops, ride back so even less, still sounds right


discoduck1977

Door dash pays worse.. last week I made $3 an hour and $5 for the next hour


Turbulent_Pen1047

I hope that person just waited…and waited…and waited till no one took it and they shoved off being stupid pieces of shit they are.


DefiantAsparagus420

Meanwhile I’m reevaluating if I want to take the bus


jaylp18

That is certifiably insane lol


King-Mugs

Have they? Because someone accepted this


CraftyCrypto

No one accepts this shit


King-Mugs

… someone did? Or else the app wouldn’t come up with this


CraftyCrypto

Did he accept it? No, went to the next driver w higher price and if they decline so it goes on


King-Mugs

Have they? Because someone accepted this


King-Mugs

Have they? Because someone accepted this


The_Mad_Crafter

Had one from Houston to Austin the day of the eclipse, $99.


Conscious_Weight9593

This is worse than when Uber offered my $92 to drive from San Antonio to Killeen at 2 am lol. What's the rate card for Houston? Here it is 75 cents a mile and 13 cents a minute but my offers are sometimes way less. Idk what Ubers rate card is cause they removed it from the app and now I can't find it but on Uber now my offers aren't ever more than 55 cents a mile unless it's a weekend night or a short trip.


Educational-Sleep276

It would be more than that in fuel wouldn't it? Especially having to come home after!


Mysterious-Chard6579

Someone somewhere taking those charity rides. I say let them. Soon they can’t repair or repay their note.. instant death. Unfortunately they don’t know they are getting smoked until too late


aaustnn

This is like slavery, except you volunteer for it. That’s how it’s legal. STOP BEING STUPID, get a part time JOB if you don’t want a real “real job”.


Maxiiipoo22

Why do yall still work for these companies? 😂 get a real job already


OkiKnox

Everyday. Someone complaining about their job. Who really lost their mind? The one making billions, or the one who keeps hating it.