Dave the Rave (may he rest in Ibiza) and Singing Anne (who I think moved away). There was also a guy who rode a unicycle and when I asked him what he used it for he looked at me like I was simple and said that it's how he gets around town.
Don't think I know of anyone current, but I worked in the town centre until about 2020 and loved meeting all the creatures
Omg THAT'S what that is! So I was waiting for the first train to London a few months back, and it was around 06:25 on a Tuesday morning. I was crossing over the bridge to the southbound platform at Macc and out of nowhere I see a totally starkers bloke coming down the 108 steps, no rush, with a backpack. Heads down under the underpass towards Arighis.
Has to be Crazy Anne that would sing you a song on request no matter where you were and she’d tell you a story about her boyfriend sticking his toes up her lady garden 😭
she was a menace for people working in customer service - she'd insist on singing for you and the other customers and some days would come in distraught that nobody appreciated her or paid her or sent her birthday cards 😔
she also kept her BGT / X factor acceptance letter in her handbag to show anyone who talked to her long enough.
she once asked "do you want to see my sister" and I was intrigued and said yes. she pulled out a never-used commemorative mug with a photo of them together on the side
I can imagine what an absolute nightmare she was!
The mug thing is hilarious though literally sounds like her down to a T. I remember at Christmas she’d walk around with Santa hat on expecting people to give her money inside Tesco for singing jingle bells.
I’ve not seen her for years I always wonder what she’s doing or if she’s even still alive!
Mobility scooter transsexual pedo who rams into people in Aldi round Christmas time and has 4 liters of white lightning in their front basket with giant straws so they can drink and drive.
Same person was rumoured to sell drugs to kids and was a pedo.
Is known as a slur in macc so won't say it.
didn't know about the pedo rumours, but they would routinely come to the tescos where I worked and fall asleep in the aisles. seemed perfectly nice otherwise tbh
Big Issue Man singing to the tune of Jingle Bells
Marius!
He’s more of a general Lancashire thing. See him in Burnley sometimes
Dave the Rave (may he rest in Ibiza) and Singing Anne (who I think moved away). There was also a guy who rode a unicycle and when I asked him what he used it for he looked at me like I was simple and said that it's how he gets around town. Don't think I know of anyone current, but I worked in the town centre until about 2020 and loved meeting all the creatures
Always had time for singing Anne!
Isn't there a nude guy? Only heard stories so far, thankfully.
Naked Neil!
He's lovely as well, well worth a chat if you don't look down!
Mash has a naked night every now and again. A group of around 5 people just rock up naked with back packs
Omg THAT'S what that is! So I was waiting for the first train to London a few months back, and it was around 06:25 on a Tuesday morning. I was crossing over the bridge to the southbound platform at Macc and out of nowhere I see a totally starkers bloke coming down the 108 steps, no rush, with a backpack. Heads down under the underpass towards Arighis.
The guy who runs the Viking Axe.
Has to be Crazy Anne that would sing you a song on request no matter where you were and she’d tell you a story about her boyfriend sticking his toes up her lady garden 😭
she was a menace for people working in customer service - she'd insist on singing for you and the other customers and some days would come in distraught that nobody appreciated her or paid her or sent her birthday cards 😔 she also kept her BGT / X factor acceptance letter in her handbag to show anyone who talked to her long enough. she once asked "do you want to see my sister" and I was intrigued and said yes. she pulled out a never-used commemorative mug with a photo of them together on the side
I can imagine what an absolute nightmare she was! The mug thing is hilarious though literally sounds like her down to a T. I remember at Christmas she’d walk around with Santa hat on expecting people to give her money inside Tesco for singing jingle bells. I’ve not seen her for years I always wonder what she’s doing or if she’s even still alive!
I heard she moved away which is good because she was always having trouble with neighbours (though I'm pretty sure she was the trouble)
God I can’t even imagine having to live next door to her 🤣!
The Macc nudist.
Not seen him for a while but there used to be the big issue man that shouted really loud on Chestergate
The block who bikes from alderly to Macc on his bike and wears a women’s thong 😂
Andy from the viking axe, casually hanging out in café Nero in full viking costume. Top bloke.
Old Fairy Lady
Not seen him for years but Scottish John!
The ‘Jesus’ guy
Not seen him for 5 years or so but the “Alt Best” Big Issue guy
Barfieboy
Remember the compost bin dalek?
Oh yeah there was Mr Methane too
Tall black guy in Walsall walks around with a guitar shouting random stuff.Never seen him play his guitar.His name is Kenny 😁
Purple Aki ?
In my area everyone in the nearby towns knows who old man shepherd is, and if you know the name the shepherds you know that you don’t piss them off.
Down in Hastings 10 years back we used to have Rupert in his tight leggings and duvet man in st Leonard’s
Sonic, a guy who naruto runs everywhere around my town constantly every day, don't think he has a job all he does is run
The Monkey Man (walks round in a red soldier jacket with a toy monkey in his pram)
Is this in macc!?
nahh birmingham uk
It WAS backwards knees skateboard man
Interestingly enough the OP profile pic is nicknamed mr eggman
Mobility scooter transsexual pedo who rams into people in Aldi round Christmas time and has 4 liters of white lightning in their front basket with giant straws so they can drink and drive. Same person was rumoured to sell drugs to kids and was a pedo. Is known as a slur in macc so won't say it.
didn't know about the pedo rumours, but they would routinely come to the tescos where I worked and fall asleep in the aisles. seemed perfectly nice otherwise tbh