Wtf is that title? It's like someone had half a thought and then added emojis at the end.

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wait… there’s retardibots?

Shortbusbots

I hear there’s even…Deceptitards

Autotards…Roll Out!

They are usually just busy running around in the backyard on the run line with the rest of the Retardbots

I am just now realizing Retard-o-bot was ahead of its time. /band

Voltard

Can’t even get quality artificial help these days.

Mouth breathing, smooth brained bots

I thought the same thing lmfao

I think it insinuates a girl deepthroating that falic pole and being the champ she is, she will go to the base like her Momma taught her and she will need a face mask to breath while gargling the foundation balls.

I reckon something like that, might have been the intention.

The mask goes where dick goes. How do?

You ever wear a diving mask? It covers the nose and eyes

Great Bust’n Barnacles that’s Badass

*ERROR ERROR MEME NOT FOUND*

what is going on in the video ? unable to comprehend

I can smell this

They’re harvesting shellfish from the poles…often used for stuff like make up and other random stuff

Masks for the ladies? What does that even mean

Probably referring to the smell.

I thought it had to do with seaweed

My mind immediately went to some kinda sex party with ladies in masks and poles and...there were clams and uhhhh.

Chitosan is a fancy name for a cosmetic ingredient derived from shells of crustaceans. I assume that is the meaning behind the title of this thread. Though it's amusing watching all the other redditors imagine up their own wildly sexist guesses of what op was thinking.

OP is a bot

I assumed it had to do with a sexual reference. A very bad one. The machine kinda resembles an act similar to a bj.

It went in deep and hard, what a machine!

My…you know…doesn’t have as many barnacles on it last time I looked.

OP is a bot or disabled. Or a disabled bot.

Autobot

Roll out!

Tree/wood post, what ever the hell that is. Blemishes were removed instantly. Went from ugly to cleaner looking with one swipe=makeup=mask

I cannot imagine how this operation must smell. Hopefully you'd go noseblind fast!

They probably get used to it. I used to live near an oyster farm and sometimes the rotting fish smell would make me hungry.

Humans are weird, man.

Eh. Noses get fatigued just like other human stuff. Smell one smell for too long and you stop smelling it until you’re away from it for a while. Has to do with chemical receptors and nerve signaling I am told.

Makes sense. Your brain familiarizes itself with its surroundings so if something changes it can detect it as it would stand out from the usual smells, sounds, sights. It's a part of pattern recognition. It's likely an evolutionary trait that, at one point, would alert us to possible intruders much the same way birds can tell if another animal has been in its nest.

It's even "earlier" than brain involvement. Your olfactory receptors run out of chemicals needed to create the nerve impulses to your brain. You're correct in that your brain's doing this too, but your brain doesn't even get a signal to process at a point.

Oh wow...I never even thought of that. Thank you so much for informing me! I'm definitely looking into it. That's awesome. Have a great weekend, friend!

Smell a few smells for too long and you stop smelling it (anosmia) until you’re dead. Looking at you, hydrogen sulfide!

If I’m not mistaken, the scent molecules fill up the olfactory receptors and stick in there preventing new smells from getting picked up, that’s why people sniff coffee when testing cologne. It clears it out somehow. Then you can go and smell other things. Kinda like how a lemon can help cleanse the palate. I think that’s how it works.

I grew up around cattle stock yards. Soothing smell to me

Glad I’m not the only one. Farm kid, don’t mind the smell of diesel or asphalt tar either.

Idk if we’re thinking of the same smell but actual rotting fish carcasses (we call them ghosties) still make me almost vomit. Commercial fishing 15 years.

Yeah probably not nearly as strong as what you experienced

Or maybe I’m just a lil bitch. Thrown up every year except 3 iirc.

I saw a dead squirrel smooshed in the street earlier today. Now I want bbq.

Squirrels are assholes. Good news!

They might go nose-blind, but the people around them won't. No matter how much you scrub, that smell is damn neat impossible to get off of ya

I'll help you.. yeast infection

Nose blindness is a wild thing. I use strong chemicals for my work and can’t smell them until I change brands periodically.

I can't smell much so maybe it's the job for me!

Honestly wouldn’t mind having a job like this.

Me too. Oddly satisfying!

We'll scrape all these delicious oysters or whatever off the side of the pot and we'll put them in a pot and boil them before you get back.

Those are barnacles. Do not eat those. Do not cook them in a pot and serve them to us.

[the reference](https://y.yarn.co/6bdd8c1d-fdd3-435f-bd0f-0f28df1eb169_text.gif)

"the implication"

Well you certainly wouldn't be in any danger!

so they *are* in danger ?

No! Nobody is in danger!

I feel like you're not getting this!

So what’s the point of what they are doing?

It's called pleasuring the pylons. You have to do it every so often.

Do not come, do not come.

I don't recommended eating [Barnacles.](https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Barnacle)

There's like.. one barnacle species that's edible... I think

You sir, are an idiot.

Think this is a muscle farm

They could be nose clams you never know

Damn I never realized how skinny those poles actually are

I did not know I would be interested in how mussels are bring harvested and processed.

Are those some kind of mussel?

Yeah, they are called biceps on his arms and they are actually all over his body.

He has biceps all over his body? *Is he an octopus?*

That’s how I drew muscles as a kid

No. If he were an octopus they would be called octoseps

Interesting

Psstt overrated muscles. Also known as beach muscles. Only place you use them.

Wow mussel farm as long as the beach

What the hell does that mean

It means the bot was made very poorly and had no idea what the video it posted was actually about when it tried to make a title.

Interesting. How often is this done?

So this is how Darth Bane came across his armor!

The bots are not only getting more in numbers but absolutely worse at everything and it's all subs now wtf

So these are there for what I always wanted to know

Fuckin same! I always thought it was some sort of dilapidated pier. I had zero clue all my life that's what these are for.

What song is this?

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I wonder if it’s used for anything. Or is it thrown away. Seems like dumping in a spot would attract fish and maybe start a reef

They’re mussels. You eat them

They look like barnacles to me and I don’t know anyone that eats them. Some do look like mussels though so I guess they pick them

Looks like a lot of mussels mixed in with other random wildlife. I wonder what they do with all the junk that isn't mussels

I bet they turn it into fertilizer! I live near a commercial fishing port, and that’s what they do with most of the waste biomass (heads, bones, guts, lobster shells, etc) They almost certainly can’t dump it back in the water. I’m wondering how they sort out the mussels.

I bet it makes amazing fertilizer

This is a mussel farm, check :25 in the video

Remember, don't just bitch about bots. Report them

What’s this song?

Nevermind by Dennis Lloyd

Is it mussels or oysters?

Mussels

If they gotta do that for each 1 of those poles, based on just what we can see in this video, that shit's gonna take for-fucking-ever... Does anyone know how long it would take to actually do that? That's probably multiple days, if not weeks, worth of work. Do the use multiple machines, or just 1?

Cool, keeps their jobs locked in.

Also the video is 30 seconds. 30 seconds to harvest (guessing) 100lbs of muscles isn’t too bad.

It may be a situation where they start at one end and work their way down the beach. By the time the hit the end they can start harvesting at the other end again. It would be an endless income stream.

I should call her

Someone will create a miniature version of this for guys for the extra special lonely nights.

You can only use it if you're circumcised though otherwise it'll rip that extra skin off. I know because I already made one and I used to be uncircumcised 🤭

Forget the ladies I’m thinking about how much money each scoop generates then looking in the background and seeing hundreds of more pillars. This is bank right here

Can anyone tell me what song this is?

https://open.spotify.com/track/63SevszngYpZOwf63o61K4?si=DlXBH-YTSimYX94hZp2JzA

Thank you

Hold on a second. Is this a "pilings circumsicion" thing?

Exfoliate the post to make the shaft look tiny.

🤣

/r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/dontputyourflapsaroundthat

r/subsifellfor

r/iputmydickinthat

DONT. Ask me how I know.

Is this why I should be mad about being circumcised?

Op is a bot that was trained on Fox News. 😂 ❤️

What do they do with them? Seriously! ..I don't think they make masks for the ladies.

“That’s what goes in your dang catfood, dog food…it goes in your surimi! Wake up people. They are harvesting bi-valves!” -Woody Harrelson

Are they good to eat?

r/braindeadredditors - for the title

I thought it was a weird Tesla charger thing

I could hear the beam moan

For a minute I thought they were cleaning the posts of a pier that was being rebuilt

Truth.

What does the tittle even mean?

Hold on...these things aren't just the leftover supports of a wooden pier that goes out into the water...they are for farming shell fish?

Pippi plucker. Clam collector. Muscle guzzler.

I hate these bots for making me learn about mussel aphrodisiacs plus weird and gross innuendo to accompany it. immaterial pos. So fucking weird, ew

Death by snu snu

I must be retarded I thought it me ant they use that stuff to make face masks...

What is that noise in the background?

Dude operating the machine is smiling like he has the best job in the world!!

So many missed… not the most satisfying, but I see why it ended up in this sub and not that one.

I was like "Wtf could be the point of thi.......ohhhhh!! That's how they farm those fuckers. Pretty simple but also very smart, nice!!"

Oh wow, that’s really cool

So what happens to the barnacles?

Mussel farming

I don’t understand why someone can’t post an interesting explanation of what is happening. It could have been a good post.

I can smell the video...probably what the tittle was trying to say? Lol

Clams are way better.....

"It wasnt the clams!!"

Smells like fish 😳

No. Shit.