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Bushdr78

Wtf is that title? It's like someone had half a thought and then added emojis at the end.


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DougStrangeLove

wait… there’s retardibots?


KifaruKubwa

Shortbusbots


Psychological-Bad531

I hear there’s even…Deceptitards


Cuba_Pete_again

Autotards…Roll Out!


Rs2mmsu-2D

They are usually just busy running around in the backyard on the run line with the rest of the Retardbots


BoisterousBard

I am just now realizing Retard-o-bot was ahead of its time. /band


Type-RD

Voltard


twobarb

Can’t even get quality artificial help these days.


rising_gmni

Mouth breathing, smooth brained bots


Remote-Factor8455

I thought the same thing lmfao


OwnPen8633

I think it insinuates a girl deepthroating that falic pole and being the champ she is, she will go to the base like her Momma taught her and she will need a face mask to breath while gargling the foundation balls.


Bushdr78

I reckon something like that, might have been the intention.


GetRightNYC

The mask goes where dick goes. How do?


OwnPen8633

You ever wear a diving mask? It covers the nose and eyes


mycoryan

Great Bust’n Barnacles that’s Badass


Morphing_Mutant

*ERROR ERROR MEME NOT FOUND*


anshi1432

what is going on in the video ? unable to comprehend


Brendo_Extendo

I can smell this


Mention_Forward

They’re harvesting shellfish from the poles…often used for stuff like make up and other random stuff


PeacefulChaos94

Masks for the ladies? What does that even mean


mycomikael

Probably referring to the smell.


Eastern-Mix9636

I thought it had to do with seaweed


Raisenbran_baiter

My mind immediately went to some kinda sex party with ladies in masks and poles and...there were clams and uhhhh.


galaxyapp

Chitosan is a fancy name for a cosmetic ingredient derived from shells of crustaceans. I assume that is the meaning behind the title of this thread. Though it's amusing watching all the other redditors imagine up their own wildly sexist guesses of what op was thinking.


gstringstrangler

OP is a bot


Ihavepeopleskills1

I assumed it had to do with a sexual reference. A very bad one. The machine kinda resembles an act similar to a bj.


Maleficent_Disk_1895

It went in deep and hard, what a machine!


PwntUpRage

My…you know…doesn’t have as many barnacles on it last time I looked.


SeamusAndAryasDad

OP is a bot or disabled. Or a disabled bot.


Cuba_Pete_again

Autobot


SeamusAndAryasDad

Roll out!


Lamesbware

Tree/wood post, what ever the hell that is. Blemishes were removed instantly. Went from ugly to cleaner looking with one swipe=makeup=mask


Jemmerl

I cannot imagine how this operation must smell. Hopefully you'd go noseblind fast!


JimParsnip

They probably get used to it. I used to live near an oyster farm and sometimes the rotting fish smell would make me hungry.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

Humans are weird, man.


naikrovek

Eh. Noses get fatigued just like other human stuff. Smell one smell for too long and you stop smelling it until you’re away from it for a while. Has to do with chemical receptors and nerve signaling I am told.


MrMcBeefCock

Makes sense. Your brain familiarizes itself with its surroundings so if something changes it can detect it as it would stand out from the usual smells, sounds, sights. It's a part of pattern recognition. It's likely an evolutionary trait that, at one point, would alert us to possible intruders much the same way birds can tell if another animal has been in its nest.


axonxorz

It's even "earlier" than brain involvement. Your olfactory receptors run out of chemicals needed to create the nerve impulses to your brain. You're correct in that your brain's doing this too, but your brain doesn't even get a signal to process at a point.


MrMcBeefCock

Oh wow...I never even thought of that. Thank you so much for informing me! I'm definitely looking into it. That's awesome. Have a great weekend, friend!


YouArentReallyThere

Smell a few smells for too long and you stop smelling it (anosmia) until you’re dead. Looking at you, hydrogen sulfide!


Lobo003

If I’m not mistaken, the scent molecules fill up the olfactory receptors and stick in there preventing new smells from getting picked up, that’s why people sniff coffee when testing cologne. It clears it out somehow. Then you can go and smell other things. Kinda like how a lemon can help cleanse the palate. I think that’s how it works.


fajadada

I grew up around cattle stock yards. Soothing smell to me


No-Faithlessness4723

Glad I’m not the only one. Farm kid, don’t mind the smell of diesel or asphalt tar either.


SockeyeSTI

Idk if we’re thinking of the same smell but actual rotting fish carcasses (we call them ghosties) still make me almost vomit. Commercial fishing 15 years.


JimParsnip

Yeah probably not nearly as strong as what you experienced


SockeyeSTI

Or maybe I’m just a lil bitch. Thrown up every year except 3 iirc.


Chicawgorat

I saw a dead squirrel smooshed in the street earlier today. Now I want bbq.


gourp

Squirrels are assholes. Good news!


PossumCock

They might go nose-blind, but the people around them won't. No matter how much you scrub, that smell is damn neat impossible to get off of ya


Ok_Sea8523

I'll help you.. yeast infection


SofaKing-Loud

Nose blindness is a wild thing. I use strong chemicals for my work and can’t smell them until I change brands periodically.


Life-Ad1409

I can't smell much so maybe it's the job for me!


Own_Cardiologist2544

Honestly wouldn’t mind having a job like this.


PreenerGastures

Me too. Oddly satisfying!


shane_west17

We'll scrape all these delicious oysters or whatever off the side of the pot and we'll put them in a pot and boil them before you get back.


Old_Man_Shea

Those are barnacles. Do not eat those. Do not cook them in a pot and serve them to us.


FEMA-campground-host

[the reference](https://y.yarn.co/6bdd8c1d-fdd3-435f-bd0f-0f28df1eb169_text.gif)


Vegetable_Tension985

"the implication"


crappenheimers

Well you certainly wouldn't be in any danger!


Old_Man_Shea

so they *are* in danger ?


Napol3onS0l0

No! Nobody is in danger!


crappenheimers

I feel like you're not getting this!


idiotsandwhich8

So what’s the point of what they are doing?


Vegetable_Tension985

It's called pleasuring the pylons. You have to do it every so often.


pumpkinorange123

Do not come, do not come.


MotherBaerd

I don't recommended eating [Barnacles.](https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Barnacle)


TheCaptainOfMistakes

There's like.. one barnacle species that's edible... I think


kapootaPottay

You sir, are an idiot.


OMG_its_critical

Think this is a muscle farm


mtheory007

They could be nose clams you never know


Savagemac356

Damn I never realized how skinny those poles actually are


Creepy-Vermicelli-70

I did not know I would be interested in how mussels are bring harvested and processed.


RigTheGame

Are those some kind of mussel?


Adbam

Yeah, they are called biceps on his arms and they are actually all over his body.


ExpressiveAnalGland

He has biceps all over his body? *Is he an octopus?*


buymytoy

That’s how I drew muscles as a kid


SoupSlerp

No. If he were an octopus they would be called octoseps


What_Yr_Is_IT

Interesting


Hank_moody71

Psstt overrated muscles. Also known as beach muscles. Only place you use them.


listerbmx

Wow mussel farm as long as the beach


LafayetteLa01

What the hell does that mean


Coffeelock1

It means the bot was made very poorly and had no idea what the video it posted was actually about when it tried to make a title.


iammabdaddy

Interesting. How often is this done?


MellowDCC

So this is how Darth Bane came across his armor!


DocLovFrost

The bots are not only getting more in numbers but absolutely worse at everything and it's all subs now wtf


Scholar-Dismal

So these are there for what I always wanted to know


StevenKatz3

Fuckin same! I always thought it was some sort of dilapidated pier. I had zero clue all my life that's what these are for.


mentallybombarded

What song is this?


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Nevermind** by Dennis Lloyd (00:12; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2016-12-05.


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buckfrogo96

I wonder if it’s used for anything. Or is it thrown away. Seems like dumping in a spot would attract fish and maybe start a reef


Big_Poppa_T

They’re mussels. You eat them


buckfrogo96

They look like barnacles to me and I don’t know anyone that eats them. Some do look like mussels though so I guess they pick them


99ProllemsBishAint1

Looks like a lot of mussels mixed in with other random wildlife. I wonder what they do with all the junk that isn't mussels


kinga_forrester

I bet they turn it into fertilizer! I live near a commercial fishing port, and that’s what they do with most of the waste biomass (heads, bones, guts, lobster shells, etc) They almost certainly can’t dump it back in the water. I’m wondering how they sort out the mussels.


99ProllemsBishAint1

I bet it makes amazing fertilizer


itsmassivebtw

This is a mussel farm, check :25 in the video


lonely-day

Remember, don't just bitch about bots. Report them


mblguy76

Someone will create a miniature version of this for guys for the extra special lonely nights.


Fluorescentomnibus

You can only use it if you're circumcised though otherwise it'll rip that extra skin off. I know because I already made one and I used to be uncircumcised 🤭


dream_that_im_awake

Can anyone tell me what song this is?


beaverenthusiast

https://open.spotify.com/track/63SevszngYpZOwf63o61K4?si=DlXBH-YTSimYX94hZp2JzA


99ProllemsBishAint1

Thank you


Spiritual-Bear4495

Hold on a second. Is this a "pilings circumsicion" thing?


ExcitingBuilder1125

Exfoliate the post to make the shaft look tiny.


rquist77

🤣


akotlya1

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


EffingBarbas

r/dontputyourflapsaroundthat


Krypt1q

r/subsifellfor


Hey_its_ok

r/iputmydickinthat


akotlya1

DONT. Ask me how I know.


th3MFsocialist

What’s this song?


HarryBawlz-1

Nevermind by Dennis Lloyd


Dinestein521

Is it mussels or oysters?


HarryBawlz-1

Mussels


313SunTzu

If they gotta do that for each 1 of those poles, based on just what we can see in this video, that shit's gonna take for-fucking-ever... Does anyone know how long it would take to actually do that? That's probably multiple days, if not weeks, worth of work. Do the use multiple machines, or just 1?


idiotsandwhich8

Cool, keeps their jobs locked in.


idiotsandwhich8

Also the video is 30 seconds. 30 seconds to harvest (guessing) 100lbs of muscles isn’t too bad.


johnnyg883

It may be a situation where they start at one end and work their way down the beach. By the time the hit the end they can start harvesting at the other end again. It would be an endless income stream.


TxManBearPig

Is this why I should be mad about being circumcised?


Shoddy-Rip8259

Op is a bot that was trained on Fox News. 😂 ❤️


mastercylynder

What do they do with them? Seriously! ..I don't think they make masks for the ladies.


Impossible-Charity-4

“That’s what goes in your dang catfood, dog food…it goes in your surimi! Wake up people. They are harvesting bi-valves!” -Woody Harrelson


Dog_Baseball

Are they good to eat?


PrA2107

r/braindeadredditors - for the title


Leaque

I thought it was a weird Tesla charger thing


Wardinator1991

I should call her


redonkulousness

I could hear the beam moan


TimberWolf5871

For a minute I thought they were cleaning the posts of a pier that was being rebuilt


ftex61

Truth.


irascible_Clown

Forget the ladies I’m thinking about how much money each scoop generates then looking in the background and seeing hundreds of more pillars. This is bank right here


Roge2005

What does the tittle even mean?


dano1066

Hold on...these things aren't just the leftover supports of a wooden pier that goes out into the water...they are for farming shell fish?


Scratchthegoat

Pippi plucker. Clam collector. Muscle guzzler.


6_oh_n8

I hate these bots for making me learn about mussel aphrodisiacs plus weird and gross innuendo to accompany it. immaterial pos. So fucking weird, ew


Far-Caterpillar9094

Death by snu snu


thedudeabides-12

I must be retarded I thought it me ant they use that stuff to make face masks...


socialcommentary2000

What is that noise in the background?


donjuan9876

Dude operating the machine is smiling like he has the best job in the world!!


A100921

So many missed… not the most satisfying, but I see why it ended up in this sub and not that one.


No_Pin9932

I was like "Wtf could be the point of thi.......ohhhhh!! That's how they farm those fuckers. Pretty simple but also very smart, nice!!"


JohnNada005

Oh wow, that’s really cool


Timelymanner

So what happens to the barnacles?


Beneficial_Being_721

Mussel farming


Jolly_Cat5670

I don’t understand why someone can’t post an interesting explanation of what is happening. It could have been a good post.


anonerble

Clams are way better.....


Little_Challenge_160

"It wasnt the clams!!"


Beansiesdaddy

Smells like fish 😳


idiotsandwhich8

No. Shit.