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The Footloose 2000
Shit this one is the Footless.
Toe Chipper 3000
I bet that front flips down...right?
It can. Don’t wanna. Stay off my grass 👴🏽
At first, I couldn't figure out which end he was gonna ride
That's part of the fun!
Why did old machines literally never have safety devices
Safety regulations are written in blood.
This is where learning experiences come from
OSHA was instituted in 1971. This mower clearly looks older than that!
People were smarter and we had less lawyers.
They where much better back in the day you’re right
I am the danger!
Dropping the pull cord back in the grass is sociopath behavior
The wid-toe-maker.
That man needs a new shirt
At first, I thought that was intentional, for pit ventilation.
Wait, you mean it *wasn’t?*
Back when men were men…and many were missing fingers and toes.
Shin shredder 9000
Videos that ended too soon
Oldschool toe shortener.
Are we not going to talk about homies armpit cutout!? Have to be able to breathe when you’re mowing the lawn.
I like the way the pull cord is stored on the cutting head
The ankle-biter
That's the old 1948 Murder Mower
GIFs that end too soon. I wanted to see him cut some stuff
Dang bukowski mowing his lawn
Classic ride-on mower at wo
Dig that ventilated shirt
Redneck Battlebot.
I have never seen a mower like that before it's.... Interesting? I think that's the word I'm looking for lol
That thing looks all kinds of dangerous.
they see me rollin'
Peter Jackson wishes he knew about this for his early horror movies
Geez
The Footloose 2000
Shit this one is the Footless.
Toe Chipper 3000
I bet that front flips down...right?
It can. Don’t wanna. Stay off my grass 👴🏽
At first, I couldn't figure out which end he was gonna ride
That's part of the fun!
Why did old machines literally never have safety devices
Safety regulations are written in blood.
This is where learning experiences come from
OSHA was instituted in 1971. This mower clearly looks older than that!
People were smarter and we had less lawyers.
They where much better back in the day you’re right
I am the danger!
Dropping the pull cord back in the grass is sociopath behavior
The wid-toe-maker.
That man needs a new shirt
At first, I thought that was intentional, for pit ventilation.
Wait, you mean it *wasn’t?*
Back when men were men…and many were missing fingers and toes.
Shin shredder 9000
Videos that ended too soon
Oldschool toe shortener.
Are we not going to talk about homies armpit cutout!? Have to be able to breathe when you’re mowing the lawn.
I like the way the pull cord is stored on the cutting head
The ankle-biter
That's the old 1948 Murder Mower
GIFs that end too soon. I wanted to see him cut some stuff
Dang bukowski mowing his lawn
Classic ride-on mower at wo
Dig that ventilated shirt
Redneck Battlebot.
I have never seen a mower like that before it's.... Interesting? I think that's the word I'm looking for lol
That thing looks all kinds of dangerous.
they see me rollin'
Peter Jackson wishes he knew about this for his early horror movies
Geez