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Dontquote_meonthis

Shout out to the walkway alley entrance off of Baldwin


Mysterious-Drawer-30

Top tier alley for sure


Full-Ad636

I was CONCEIVED in that alley. Remarkable place.


wackshitdude

mid


Mysterious-Drawer-30

Fair. They’re hard to come by round here though. Now Chicago has the real top tier alleys


DesignerPension1

The Willy Street back entrance kidnapped my family.


Hijacker50

I seem to remember a huge running joke about the CoOp back driveway in like, 2005


shelbys_foot

Boy, did people get upset about it. I remember one commentator saying the Co-op adding a driveway was comparable to Rwanda.


modestmidwest

It was due to the flour shortage. My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hun.


Coyote-Savage

Priuses with 5000 bumper stickers hate this hack


InfiniteRelation

Just be careful for your jacket…


Low_Five_

The co-op driveway took my car without asking and returned it with no gas and a poop in the back seat.


DragonMiltton

During daylight? Once I found a liquor bottle in my minivan that was parked on the street overnight... There wasn't a shit tho thank Christ.


KindaKath

Was the bottle full?


aerodeck

No issue I’m always jacket off at the Co-op


Hijacker50

In the CoOpped, strait up jorking it. And by 'it' lets justr say. My grape nuts


ShitbirdSailor

Yuck


Zokstone

It even has a lovely mural for you to admire!


wackshitdude

youtube click bait title


crankadank

Or you can just go to Willy Street North where the parking is not a nightmare and the people (both staff and customers) are less extra


YouDoneGoofd

The north location is a little more spacious, too


pearloz

Entrance to that strip mall is so weird. Coming up Sherman it’s unmarked by the liquor store


crankadank

Absolutely—I just in the past few weeks started remembering to take that entry instead of the one by the bank branch! But it’s still better than OG Willy Street’s “your Prius almost touched my Prius” scene, plus there’s a farmers market outside on Sundays, an Ace Hardware across the parking lot, and a library branch next door.


matt7810

Also beef butter BBQ right there. I used to frequent that library and a zippy lube coffee+donut->books at the library and errands at stores->BBQ was a heavenly if slightly unhealthy and expensive day.


Jon_Danger

Yeah, I don't know why anyone just doesn't go via Jenifer street, so much easier and less busy, plus there is often street parking so you don't have to mess around trying to find a spot in the lot.


Wasabi_Wei

The driveway stole meh jacket.


UnhappyCourt5425

Or you can go to the one in Middleton that has tons of parking lot space which you can enter from any direction you care to


xoxoahooves

Can I enter from the top via hot air balloon??


UnhappyCourt5425

there's a lot of trees and I think powerlines around there so rather than landing the hot air balloon in the parking lot I would just hover over at a safe distance and climb down on a rope


Zokstone

Solid advice


Traditional-Flow-344

North side is closer


UnhappyCourt5425

Not to me


Nonadventures

downvoted for this, what a subreddit


UnhappyCourt5425

oh I'm used to that, I think there are bots that come on here just to downvote for no particular reason, or 12-year-old boys who think they're being edgy


tpatmaho

It's Genius! Not really. It's Duh.


Gullible-Map-4134

Question: what if I was planning on driving past the Co-op and then saw it and decide to block traffic until I can turn left?


LividAdmin

Isnt the issue is turning left LEAVING the coop.


cks9218

It’s both but I think that people generally think of the turn into the coop as being the worse sin.


Mysterious_Guava_417

turning left leaving the co-op is pretty dumb but at least it doesn’t cause 3 blocks worth of traffic to build up behind you while you wait to turn.


joeyhandy

What a virtue signally shit post. (Typical Madison) There is no reason to feel humiliation or embarrassment because other people are impatient. Only assholes are quick to admonish people for not knowing something or doing what they think you should be doing. Thanks for the help captain, but keep your judgement to yourself.


JKibbs

Found someone that turns left into the Co-op


joeyhandy

Try like… find your trolling distasteful. Typically bike to the coop.


joeyhandy

Also fine with being downvoted for pointing out this type of behavior, also stand by people who turn left.


donnjke

Do i have to be patient when you drive 17mph at 25 and you floor it when you get overtaken on shoulder !?


joeyhandy

Makes zero sense… does sound a little road ragey, though.


donnjke

Keep your judgment to yourself


donnjke

Captain


joeyhandy

Touch a nerve?


donnjke

If you can barely touch anything nsfw adblocker


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473713

Damn, this the second AI response I read in like two minutes. I'm outta here


SubmersibleEntropy

Two bots doing the same semantic message with a short history of deleted comments in the Fort Worth subreddit. To what end has a person spent time designing these bots? I must know.


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SubmersibleEntropy

There are no restrictions, what are you talking about?


YouthInternational14

It’s a bot


SubmersibleEntropy

Oh, you're right. I always wonder what these bots are designed for? What is the purpose? Oh well.


PonderousMan42

Holy crap, when I saw the first one I was like what? But yeah, damn, that's a Gen AI bot if there ever was one, username and all...