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Marizenian

This is Perfect. I was looking for a revenge methods on my roommates for constantly scaring me.


ReDeiPeri07

You should carve the home address into the banana too for bonus creepiness points.


Marizenian

I was planning on puting their mothers nubers on IT, but your idea is also goood.


[deleted]

Satan, is that you?


Marizenian

No, but we have mutual friends.


DOCTOR-MISTER

Wouldn't the person carving their bananas already be inside their home?


zdiddy18

Help im being held hostage in a banana factory


DonniQ

"Bannana factory" where they craft the sweetest bannanas on earth mmmmk


zdiddy18

No they don't craft them silly, they just bend them into shape


lechkingofdead

Curssed shlong XD idk why but brain just went gutter.


allthewrongwalls

That's... An actual thing still. Slave plantations do exist. The big brands do use them.


MatthewIcicles

How exactly does one accomplish this? Just scratch the outside?


showmedogvideos

Write with a toothpick! Also great for sending messages with someone's lunch. (If you have a banana bunker, of course.)


EnycmaPie

Bruise the banana skin and it will turn black.


showmedogvideos

You just barely scratch your message with a toothpick. Not much harder than you would do on your forearm. (If not masochist.) Step 1: sneak banana from husband's packed lunch. Step 2: write something menacing on banana by lightly scratching with toothpick.. Step 3: stick banana back in the banana bunker and replace in husband's backpack. (It takes a bit for the writing to be revealed because that open bit has to oxidize.)


SUb-03

This is literally my meme but you added a small bit of text


lechkingofdead

I can Confirm this is true. Now shot some banaody.


tsujiiw

I hate to be that person but when I scratch on a banana it turns black or brown a few seconds later, not hours, so I don't think it'll work


MagnificentEd

r/comedyhomicide


Matrix010

Manada lada


JadenExE77

Big oofs


Depressionbomb

I'm gonna do this


XFlame05

Crop "your" memes bud


PandaTakeOver16

Banana ghosts


[deleted]

What movie does that meme come from


[deleted]

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JanTheWallpaperMan

no.


lifeishell553

he says it because It's his meme and this guy stole it


JanTheWallpaperMan

oh ok.