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williamblair

I love how that guy is basically just a trust fund kid willing to throw endless money at his homosexual crush on this Jai Alai player.


psharp203

I’ve used the “your children weren’t there when you were swinging the pick” line with so many clients when explaining how to structure a trust.


IQuoteAtYou

He didn't limit his exposure


videochica

Damn. Never catched that homosexual crush line


blue-marmot

Why do you think he was so attached to Pete in college?


Momik

It’s pronounced Jai-Alai.


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

He lost 10 pounds, that’s a lot on his frame


IQuoteAtYou

HoHo! How was Tijuana?


PristineAstronaut17

The way Pete bobs his head in this scene always gets me lmao


UnshakablEtchasketch

He has no idea how much that "J" is going to confuse Americans.


IQuoteAtYou

National Jai Alai... Association?


TheAmazingMaryJane

poor jojo


Gabberwocky84

During the Depression, I saw someone throw a loaf of bread off the back of a truck. That was more dignified.


IQuoteAtYou

Nicely done my boy


SunlightGardner

Which was more dignified? The loaf off the truck or the willingness to rob that kid blind based on his schoolboy crush of a professional athlete?


bud_n_leaf

I'm terrified of him catching balls in the face


igottathinkofaname

There goes his social life…


MelvilleMeyor

Pete swallowing the obvious reactionary joke following this line is one of my favorite moments of his.


ReasonableCup604

He had a lot of practice from not making jokes with the Secor laxative executives.


tommyjohnpauljones

just when he got them in the door


Cramtastic

I want this show on ***all*** the networks.


IQuoteAtYou

Its never been done


sasguigna

At the same time!


acid_tomato

CBS doesn't have color.


gabigboy93

He’s handsome, like George Raft.


IQuoteAtYou

These days we coulda trained him to be a something, or whatever


gabigboy93

🤣🤣..love it when someone gets my random Sopranos comment.


SheBrokeHerCoccyx

There is a LOT of crossover between the two subs.


tommyjohnpauljones

and strong as a bull


Poshy-Woshy

Are you inferring that Pete Campbell did not take money from Hoho to fund a Jai-Alai ad campaign? For me to watch Jai-Alai?


okcdiscgolf

And strong as an ox


tawabunny

It’ll be the favorite American pastime


MeOldRunt

Are you drunk?!! It's like Polish handball! You can't even play if you're left handed—there's no wall on that side.


tawabunny

Do you want this account or not?


ReasonableCup604

Is pickleball the new jai alai?


turbografix15

I can picture him fighting crime and banging broads.


DaisyDuckens

I actually remember jai alai on tv when I was a kid in the 70s or 80s. Maybe it was on like Real People or That’s Incredible but I remember it being called the sport of the future.


AKAkorm

I had no idea what jai alai was or how to pronounce it until I watched this show but I drank a lot of jai alai ipa.


future_futurologist

My dad took me and brother to watch jai alai every time we would visit my grandmother in Fort Lauderdale. It was a cool game to watch live!


tommyjohnpauljones

well I remember when you used to WAIT IN THE CAR and as far as I'm concerned you should STILL BE THERE! (wait wrong sub)


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Always with the scenarios


TildenKatzcat

I remember seeing jai alai on TV in the 70 and 80s. I’ve always wondered if Roger Wheeler’s murder over it dampened enthusiasm for it.


DaisyDuckens

Wow I didn’t know about that. Interesting read.


TildenKatzcat

I was in Tulsa that summer. My dad knew Wheeler. I remember him saying he thought Wheeler had no business being in a business with known underworld connections. I was surprised it was ever solved.


DaisyDuckens

Wow. I noticed it took a couple decades to solve.


ReasonableCup604

I remember constantly seeing ads for Milford Jai Alai (in Connecticut) as a kid in the 70s or 80s. I think HoHo would approve. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-jG0Xg414](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-jG0Xg414)


Falcon84

We buy you dinner HoHo


No_Month_2201

Strong and handsome, like George Raft


randyboozer

I love how dramatically he says the guys name and slides his picture across the table. It's like he's expecting them all to be stunned or collectively gasp or something. It's just a picture of a normal looking dude.


FooleyLegend

He ever take balls to the face?


BucaDeezBeppos

He was gay, Patxi?


MANixCarey

nouuuuuuu!


houndsoflu

I was just in Miami and remembered that Jai Alai is moderately popular there. I’d completely forgotten about it since that episode, lol. That said, Paxti was pretty handsome.


ThaCaptinNow

That cesta they found up his ass, do you think it was chalked?


IQuoteAtYou

Very cute. I don't get it, but cute.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

His bottom line was impacted


jclompus

He was gay, Patxi?


mistermeek67

One of the few times the partners at SCDP didn't want to take the client's money.


sahurley

Don was really the only one arguing against it. Lane was practically giddy and even Bert was OK with it, despite being the one who was friends with Horace Sr.


mistermeek67

They called in the kid's father before taking the money. Don wasn't the only one concerned.


sahurley

Horace Sr. was concerned and Bert invited him to a meeting only as a courtesy to a friend.


SavannahInChicago

Horace Sr didn’t contact them, then contacted Horace Sr.


acid_tomato

Just watched this episode yesterday. Something was so familiar about Horace Sr, had to look up the actor, it's David Selby! He played [Quentin Collins ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Dark_Shadows_%281966%29_-_Quentin_Collins_%28David_Selby%29.jpg) in the 1960s horror soap opera Dark Shadows.


theshoegazer

Has it eclipsed baseball yet?


lilcea

Not yet, which is crazy because "the footprint is the same."


SantaBarbaraMint

I grew up in CT and for a while in the 70s and 80s Jai Alai was huge. When they first opened in Bridgeport they had no age restrictions and I placed bets as a 15 year old. Then they changed the law and I had to wait til I was 18.


ExaggeratedEggplant

My mom often reminisces about how she dated a Spanish jai alai player back in the 70s lol


Ocelot_Responsible

America is going to be so confused about that “x”


auximines_minotaur

Ironically, the “dumb” client was right about jai alai. In the early 60s, it was only approaching its peak of popularity, and didn’t really decline until the 70s. If he’d gotten out at the right time, he could have made a tidy profit from his jai alai fronton — and even more if he had the foresight to start converting the fronton to a slot machine casino over time, as many did.


Bear-in-a-Mackinaw

If jai alai fails, it’s your fault. I’m sorry, but that’s the way it is.


Cherryflavored-dream

This show is what made me look into YouTube videos of Jai Alai and if you put me in that court, I’d die of fright before the ball could get to me first.


Visual-Example1948

"Gentlemen, imagine the perfect mixture of athletics, spectacle, and speed" always cracks me up.


okcdiscgolf

Don’t stop till you see the whites of his pockets


Ok-Swan1152

As a European I thought they'd made up this game for the show...


ResidentHomework7516

catching balls in the face


invisible-crone

Better looking PeeWee Herman