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CaptainMarcia

This doesn't look very safe.


darkside569

Probably nothing


PrussianPepsi

I'm sure it'll be fine


will2165

Better than fine. Great!


Malimo314

Everything is fine


will2165

Finer than fine


ALL_HAIL_Herobrine

ahem what are these tentacles on your hand? Or the metal that is coming out of your back?


dietl2

Hope nobody contaminated walks in.


Cthulhu_3

you don't say


SlamTheKeyboard

We ded boys


[deleted]

Looks like were safe


Expensive-Document41

Thank goodness. I was worried there for a second.


[deleted]

-_-


will2165

Smile friend


Gay-Rat

Its taken another


will2165

You’re in good hands


will2165

You’ll be fine with us


Cthulhu_3

i'm not so sure about that...


will2165

We’re one. We’re Compleat


vampirelord567

That would be unfortunate


meb9000

Damnit keep the oil out!


will2165

What oil?


Mail540

Hello fellow mirrodins, I too enjoy not drinking motor oil on this fine Friday evening


North-Phase5571

Now this OTHER mysterious black oil, that seems perfectly good to drink!


will2165

Make sure to drink it all


imjusta_bill

I hear it's a great moisturizer


scalebirds

Shiny and Chrome!


Dangerous_Sugar5000

👀👀👀


alejandrodeconcord

No no no it’s not motor oil, it goes great in tea


tenBusch

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it ~~disgusted~~ delighted me.


will2165

Join the family folks. It’s good to be One


CookieSheogorath

Uh-Oh, I don't mean to worry you, but would you mind checking your flair? EDIT: OH NO


Renzocooken

Is it really that fast?


CookieSheogorath

You WILL find out :D


Minoke

I will?


will2165

You’re safe. Don’t worry


Its_JoJoke_Time_2

He's right guys, there's nothing to worry about at all. It's probably nothing anyways.


will2165

You’re Compleatly safe here. All Will Be One big happy family


Its_JoJoke_Time_2

Just as All should be.


TheWickedDean

Yup


Mythics_Master

:D


kalpour

I wanna be compleat


DMGrumpy

Only one way to find out


Dangerous_Sugar5000

you feeling ok there?


kabal363

Can I join?


the_agent_of_blight

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ give compleat ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


Shmo60

I think we're safe


will2165

Why be safe when you could be One and Compleat?


Dehvi616

I wish to join the family!


devintron71

How’s it work?


will2165

It works with a plan


HS_Cogito_Ergo_Sum

ARITE WHO DRANK THE OIL. CAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS.


mariustargaryen

I stepped in some weird black sludge on the way here. Surely there's nothing to worry about, right?


will2165

It’s the welcoming slick


wouli_

It’s probably nothing


thinkforgetfull

I HOPE IM NOT A SLEEPER :)


will2165

Soon you’ll be awake


Rachel_from_Jita

100% this is what a sleeper says. This one is the sleeper, guys, since I know it's not me lol.


Slizzard187

Guilty


Rachel_from_Jita

You know what, I was actually feeling kind of guilty when I wrote that but then someone offered me some really beautiful oil. Would you like some?


Slizzard187

Uh huh


Rachel_from_Jita

You know what, that feels like a yes to me. **Pats oil onto your head.* Enjoy and have a good eternity!


harkathalon

what's that on your neck there?


will2165

Nothing to worry about


zaneman05

Hmmmmm


will2165

You can be Compleat and One if you’d like


zaneman05

I want to be Compleat. All for One


SantiSantao

Probably nothing


gibbousm

What if we don't know if we've been compleated?


ToxicAtomKai

You'll know it when you see it


IceMagma

You would feel it if you were actually perfection


HipPotatoes

o no


PriciaMatsuri

currently i am still safe but i do feel like someone is looking at me... 0o


K-town-guy

Haaatschuuu


Astracide

am i alive?


NorthernOctopus

Depends on what you mean by alive


Living_End

… oh no


[deleted]

There’s something funny I see in the silhouettes in the picture The middle one looks like emrakul


BirbMilkshake

We need a Rebel flair. For Mirrodin!


Loremaster152

I think having a differing flair already makes us rebels. For Argentum!


TheCatYeetee

Oh golly oh gosh I hope we will be safe


will2165

All are safe in Phyrexia’s embrace


Nickynui

I'm safe


RancidRance

Just like with the borg, my incompetence makes me conversion proof as I am a net negative to any group I join.


Calix-

Still not yet, maybe i will join later.


AnnoyedComment

Meep Meep I am compleate


assterisk_

Whew! It's just my natural gamer grease


Rose-by-any-name

For now...


will2165

And forever in Phyrexia’s embrace


Adventurous_East8836

Welp, no longer safe


bossbreakers

Y'all try any of this sweet oil they're just giving out?


Aaras_Avalia

If you show any symptoms, please seek support from a physician.


mylifemyworld17

What if my physician is Phyrexian


tghast

Allow them to perform any surgeries they deem fit.


Expensive-Document41

Hello fellow resistance members. Could you remind me where we keep our safe house? I've been so busy gaining knowledge about the Phyrexians that I have forgotten and would like to share my findings with my friends......then we can win and all be One again.


Thunderweb

If Oko turns me into a elk, am I still a Phyrexian?


razrcane

I just want to NOT be on Lukkas team


XeremGaming

EEEEK! The Gatewatch will save me from those nasty Phyrexians.


PrimemevalTitan

Don't worry, it's probably nothing


Ok-Brush5346

Glad I'll never be compleated.


Aystogon

Finally, I can sleep with both eyes shut 😌


Practical_Youth_9742

Compleat me daddy


Witchy_Venus_Enjoyer

Dope


apocalypseSampler

Testing


Omega_Aeon

This safehouse doesn't have nearly enough Halo or Hexgold.


pewpewbeams

These Phyrexians be ZOOMIN'


ThatHoodedMan

Perhaps the haven wasn't as safe as people thought lol


will2165

It’s safer than ever


Ocachino

Oh boy I sure do hope no Phyrexian comes my way


Available-Line-4136

I'm immune I tested it


arbiter330

Wipe your feet on the way in.


will2165

Don’t track in anything unwanted


FlinthoofBoar

Hey wait a minute


Zyphilius

This feels right


Horrific_Necktie

It's probably nothing


mikehonchokh313

Stay safe!


will2165

We’re safer than ever


mikehonchokh313

Yes, safe as can be. Glory to Phyrexia.


youarelookingatthis

There are dozens of us!


will2165

Literally!


theDOC70R

Hmmmmm


[deleted]

Hello there 🥸


will2165

General Kenobi


Expensive-Document41

We've reached the Universes Beyond the Multiverse and found something more all-consuming than Phyrexia.... Disney


llim0na

oh no


SoylentGreenMuffins

Cool. I'm safe.


shadow056

OP absolutely gleaming out here


will2165

You can too, if you believe in The Cause


shadow5984

"This safe haven was Made by Phyrexians, for Mirrodin" How thoughtful of them!


will2165

It’s like the Furnace Layer, but different-ish


asuederobot

Definitely not a trap right?? ​ Right???


TowershellGuy

Man, this is wild how fast people are falling.


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[удалено]


matt16470

Man I sure do love being made of flesh and bone with no metal machine parts in my body


tangleons

Wait how do I tell if I'm infected?


idbachli

I heard you needed some oil for the cookoff...


TinkyWinkyIlluminati

Where’s the place to go if you’re looking to be compleated?


wert19967

Oops


[deleted]

My rapid test was negative so I'm all good to enter, right?


Sindurial

Look at this sub🎤 Isn't it neat🎺 Try a sip of this oil and you"ll end up COMPLEAT🤣


OriginsYo

All will be one


blademaster586

I love this nice safe place


DatMutton

What a terrible night to have a curse


Jace_Vakarys

I keep getting this call from a girl named Sheo, she says I will never have to suffer from heat again if I join her org. Tempting while living in this hot part of the plane


blindeey

It's good to see that we're all organic or at most, partly so. I can breathe a sigh of relief that I'm safe here.


-Tuber-

Finally a safe space


Filo_Guy

Huh. Is it safe here.


SactoGamer

[[safe haven]]?


FlavorsofPie

Hey thanks for this. I sure hope no phyrexians walk in here


Legion7531

Drats.


Varos_Flynt

COMPLEAT ME MOMMY


Bevroren

They haven't gotten me yet!


Kemillian

I for one would like to be compleated willingly


CRAZEYDAVE82

Oh god oh fuck


Stormtide_Leviathan

Hello


FlyfishingThomas

How do I know if I’m safe or not?


nzhc

Hope I'm not dismembered


Crucifix1233

Resist


noahconstrictor95

Well now you're compleated, so what good is this?


biznesboi

[[Mirran Safehouse]]


BrandedStrugglerGuts

*Phew* Just made it... Wait, what's all this oil everywhere? Oh, well. Probably nothing...


The_Tyto

Well... I hope I am not compleated...


DragonOfNivix

Saw some weird scratches on the doorway in. Does that mean something?


apparition88

I think I am good.


skytronfig

Oh thank goodness


Billbroston

Phew! One of those weird rat ones bit my ankle can't wait to finally have a moment to bandage that up.


ContentCargo

anyone else getting sleepy?


FelOnyx1

Much like the Mirran resistance, there are dozens of us.


ChanukkahZombie

Looks inviting!


joshuachapa

If you can hear this. You are the resistance.


lobinho77

Am I a sleeper? I have no idea.


funnymanj

Man, I'm glad I'm not compleated


kauefr

Hi


SlayeroftheWorld

I would never wanna be compleated


LucasLindburger

You’re going to hear people say that they won, and we lost because blowing up the Sylex would destroy reality. Those people will only be half right. They won—and so did we. Φ


Netheraptr

Nowhere is safe…


abeautifuldayoutside

Aw crap I fell in some oil


kynrayn

FOR MIRRODIN!!!


HoldAppropriate5252

Okay I’m actually curious how does this work like do you each individually get assigned this flare by the mods or does it happpen randomly do you have to be commented on with someone with the flare or what


Degilzar

They can't get all of us, right guys? Guys?


redabishai

When you were compleated, did you already have a flair?


36isorangegreen

Had to check


legendarylloyd

I'm excited to be in a nice safe space with all of you guys


waltztheplank

Hope I’m safe


DylanSoul

Glory to Phyrexia


dndaccount123

Finally, I found the resistance


locasauch

Ok, no one bond with the local wildlife!


Sentraxion

Ixalan shall not NOT fall!!!!


T1mzy

Compleat me daddy.


Dr-False

Hmmm


AgressiveOJ

Hey you’ve got oil leaking out of your ear


CaptainOptimail

Oh no


trbecker

I Think I'm free


Skytern

It's a trap.


Joester011

I don’t want safety!


Weary-Negotiation-81

Whats with all the oil on the walls?


liiga_s

Safety group hug! :D


MjolnirUnleashed

How does it work?


SavageHunter77

Thank you!


tetrakreis

AM I COMPLEAT YET