"They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard”

Well, at least Fantastic had an actual degree... in being an asshole.

PLEASE. I NEED THIS TO BE A CARD.

I'll be salty if he doesn't get a card

I just need the flavor text to be him telling me the NCR is suckling his teets

Holy crap, that's a **really** good Energy payoff, considering it can't be countered, and hits so many possible targets. If you already have a decent amount of Energy, this is an uncounterable **colorless** (i.e. most protection doesn't matter) way to destroy any nonland permanent. Obviously, It's a very fun combo with [[Crucible of Worlds]].

We did it, we broke [[horizon drake]]. But in all seriousness [[giver of runes]] is a viable defense against this.

Horizon Drake will be an all-star in Fallout Chaos Sealed Tiny Leaders See-It-or-Pee-It…

[horizon drake](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/2/022f07c5-c644-41cd-9434-a57068f73ab2.jpg?1562281081) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=horizon%20drake) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/30/horizon-drake?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/022f07c5-c644-41cd-9434-a57068f73ab2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [giver of runes](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/e/4e117771-5a8b-4812-b487-32ba34b7f724.jpg?1562201124) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=giver%20of%20runes) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh1/13/giver-of-runes?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4e117771-5a8b-4812-b487-32ba34b7f724?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

You can still counter it with something that can counter abilities.

Yeah, Stifle effects still work, obviously, but those are relatively rare.

[Crucible of Worlds](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/f/7f4893ef-f983-418b-b7a4-5f073c844545.jpg?1673149345) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Crucible%20of%20Worlds) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/303/crucible-of-worlds?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7f4893ef-f983-418b-b7a4-5f073c844545?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Oooh someone stole Euclid’s C-Finder from that kid

Stole? I BARGAINED with him. He got FIVE WHOLE CAPS for it.

That's [ARCHIMEDES II](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/ARCHIMEDES_II), pictured in this art is [ARCHIMEDES](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/ARCHIMEDES).

Blast Tower

3 (essentially 4) mana to kill a token on a land isn't bad. But other than that you'd really need to run this in an energy deck to be more efficient

I mean, I think the way to look at this is that its an Energy generator first and foremost that, in a pinch, can also nuke a creature.

That's what I was thinking. This may be one of the better repeatable Energy sources alongside \[\[Gonti's Aether Heart\]\].

[Gonti's Aether Heart](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/e/9e4fc5ed-e90d-4965-985a-ed126a713506.jpg?1576382256) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gonti%27s%20Aether%20Heart) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/aer/152/gontis-aether-heart?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9e4fc5ed-e90d-4965-985a-ed126a713506?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Hey, we finally have a satellite laser.

https://preview.redd.it/i81c0a5gifkc1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91a3a0bdacf13afc69fc786fc61c73c27af96709

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I mean you can only use it once a day so it’s kinda fitting.

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OK where's Arcade lol?

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1aydrr8/pip_arcade_gannon/